[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

After Yu Zaoqian finished explaining, he still licked his lips with unsatisfied desire, as if he could still eat a few more cans of milk powder.

"I take back what I said before." I looked at Yu Zaoqian and still had no intention of repenting, so I slapped him on the head with such force that the mask was shaken off.

"???" Yuzao covered his head in aggrieved manner. Although his body was very strong and he didn't hurt when he was beaten, it came down too suddenly.

But Yuzao’s first priority is to figure out what his mother wants to take back. It may be that he was too deeply influenced by Northeast Errenzhuan when he was a baby, and his tone has a strong Northeast flavor: "Mom, what do you want to say back."

"You are no longer picked up from the garbage dump." I stared at Yuzao indifferently: "You'd better stay in the cesspit with the dog."

"Hi!" This sentence was much more lethal than the meal before beating Yuzao. He subconsciously wanted to rush over to hug my thigh, but Yuzao forgot the existence of his aunt beside him.

Being kicked by Gu Huo Niao on the wall, of course Gu Huo Nuo was merciful, after all, she was her own cub, so she didn't sacrifice her umbrella sword like she did against Tsurumaru.But that's all there is to it, please don't expect Kohoto to be merciful to Tamamo-mae, who is already an adult.

"Mom, I don't want to be dug out in the cesspit!" Tamazamo cried out with a wow, the decibels of that voice were enough to wake up the entire Honmaru and Yinyangliao.

This night, the little shikigami who heard this voice all woke up.They felt that the sound was familiar yet unfamiliar, and they crawled out of their dens one by one, moving their limbs together to crawl towards the source of the sound.

Dozens of small dumplings ran away in unison, and Ebisu couldn't catch them no matter how capable he was, so he simply didn't catch them, and took the shikigami dumplings himself.

"I don't care, mom, you have no evidence to prove that I am not your own son, I must have been born by you!" Yuzao poked his neck and roared, putting on the mask.

This fool really thinks that I have no proof, I don't even need to show it: "Baby, if you keep asking me for evidence, I really don't have any, but you..."

"Can you put your tails away before you talk to me?" I pointed to the exposed tails of Yuzao's clothes. Couldn't this little idiot hide his tails first?

"...Mom." Yu Zaoqian suddenly stopped making trouble, and called me very normally.

This cub's brain circuit must be skewed to the sky, I touched the broom on one side with my hand, and smiled kindly: "What are you doing?"

"I'll take one of my tails and sew it on for you, so that I will be your own." The more Yu Zaoqian thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was really great, and he stretched out his paws without asking for my opinion. Pull your own tail.

Fortunately, I was prepared. Before the hand in front of Yuzao touched my tail, I slapped him with a broom on the face, and successfully prevented this farce. It is really gratifying.

In order to prevent this little mentally handicapped person from doing stupid things again, I wove a rope made of spiritual power and tied up Tamamo-mae and threw it into the corner.

Obviously, Yuzaoqiantuanzi is still very obedient and sensible, but how did he grow up to become a mentally retarded person?

"Although you are not my own, I also raise you as my own. I don't care if someone else plucks my own tail." I gently stroked two tails in front of Yuzao, trying to calm his emotions: "I picked you up and brought them home. I'll definitely treat you as my own baby. How dare you say that I treat you badly?"

Yu Zaoqian shook his head honestly, remembering to eat but not beating, he forgot that I beat him just now: "Mom, you are very kind to me, that's why I want to be your own son."

"What about after becoming my own son?" I rubbed Yuzao's furry ears, trying to suppress my paws that wanted to punch him:

"I will still treat you the same as now, there will be no change at all, you will get nothing but a title, and you will lose a tail, so you still want to be my own son? "

Yuzao was silent for a moment, and when I thought he had finally given up on being my own son, he spoke:

"Yes I do."

Damn, this kind of ideological education can't go on.

I looked at my hands, these were the European hands that pulled out the cub in front of Yuzao, can I beat him to death with these hands now?

"Master, don't worry about it. In two or three days, Yuzao will turn back into a cute child, so just bear with it?" Guhuo Niao pressed my hand in time and persuaded me softly.

I didn't really intend to fight Yuzao, but I really don't know where to teach this cub. In the end, I am most angry with myself.

"Auntie, don't worry, no matter how angry you are, you are still my son, and I am reluctant to beat him to death."

Tamamo looked up at me, thinking that I was angry because of his answer, and a little anxious.

"Mom, I'm not your own son anymore, don't be angry!"

Hearing the cub's sensible words, I felt a little uncomfortable, and I was a little emotional and wanted to cry.

When I really cried, I finally found the real reason. My stomach seemed to be hurting. After counting the days, today is the first day of my menstrual period. I had so much fun that I forgot...

Seeing me crying, Yuzao wanted to wipe my tears, but she was tied up and unable to move.He glanced at the rope that tied him, his eyes froze, and he broke the rope with a light force of his hand.

Zai'er broke the rope very easily, and I felt even more uncomfortable watching the whole process. Zai'er can easily break free, but he is still willing to lie down and follow me. Such a good Zai'er, I actually beat him , I am guilty.

In fact, think about it, Yu Zaoqian has no other shortcomings other than mental retardation. This mental retardation is the sequelae of growing too fast and not being adjusted. If you grow up normally and unlock the biography, you will still be a mighty and domineering uncle.

"Boy, you are no longer the one I fished out of the cesspit." I looked at Yuzaoqian who squeezed Yimolian aside and wiped my tears earnestly, and said in a tone as if Yuzaoqian had won the lottery: "Qianqian, I will carry you back on the lawn of the square from now on!"

"!!!" To Yuzao Qian, he was happier than letting him win 500 million.

"Long live Grandma!" Yu Zaoqian happily kissed my face, and tugged at the corner of my clothes, unwilling to let go.

"Qianqian, don't make trouble with mother, don't you smell the bloody smell on mother's body?" Yimulian's words pulled Yuzaoqian back from the edge of excitement.

Yuzao twitched his nose twice, and indeed he smelled a vague bloody smell on my body.He glanced at my body and didn't notice anything unusual. Suddenly, a word appeared in the back of his mind:

"Period?"

I was surprised that Tamazamo knew this, so I nodded.

But Yu Zaoqian was also very at a loss for the words he uttered: "What is a menstrual period? How could I think of this?"

Well, I get it, this is a memory rooted deep in the soul of the women's clothing mogul.

"I have a chance to give you a lesson in physiology." I pressed a cub's head with one hand, determined to skip this topic first.

The two shikigami relaxed their nerves knowing that their mother was fine, but I couldn't relax because I had to hurry back to the bedroom and change the sanitary napkin.

Heaven failed to fulfill one's wishes, but at this juncture, Ebisu brought the Shikigami Danzi over.

"Ebisu, what are you doing with the little ones here?" If I don't change my sanitary napkin in 10 minutes, I'm going to bleed like a river. Please go, Mom wants to save her last face.

But when the little shikigami saw me, they surrounded me like chicken blood, and blocked all my ways.Completely ignoring why Tamamo-mae and Ichimoku became adults.

Is my famous name going to be buried here?I didn't want to refuse small requests like hugs from Shikigami Danzi. In the end, I chose to play with Shikigami Danzi. Forget it. It's just a loss of morals. Danzi are king.

"Hey, can you lend me the master for a while, and I will pay you back right away."

It seems that God has not completely given up on this little fairy, an angel Tsurumaru jumped down from the tree, jumped lightly into the middle of the shikigami dumpling and carried me out, dropped a word and ran away with me, Huang Bao, who was still acting like a baby in my arms just now, lay on the ground so dazed that he forgot to cry.

I was carried by Tsurumaru all the way to the outside of Yinyang, and my stomach hurt from his shoulder.

"Heqiu, do I have any grudges against you?" Stomach pain and physical pain came together, my face turned pale, and I grabbed his hair tightly, wanting to hurt at the same time.

Tsurumaru sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly put me down, looking at me nervously.

"Sorry, master, I'm here to deliver something to you!" After speaking, Tsurumaru took out a piece of... sanitary napkin?

"How do you know?" I snatched the sanitary napkin from Tsurumaru's hand and looked at him vigilantly, this guy must have tampered with the sanitary napkin.

"At this time last month, didn't I use the sanitary napkins prepared by the master to make a prank? For this reason, I was tricked by you to go to Wanwu to buy two packs, and then I checked the information a little bit." Tsurumaru shrugged indifferently. Shrugged, and hugged my neck with a smile:

"It's almost today, I think you probably forgot about this, and came here to give charcoal in a timely manner."

"How about it, do you think I'm like a hero?"

No, no, I don't want to recall what happened last month. Putting all my sanitary napkin stock on the face of other knives, is that a job?He Qiu, you still have to mention it again!

I refuse to speak to Crane Ball.

I found a nearby toilet and changed the sanitary napkin, and my body and mind finally relaxed.

I couldn't find Tsurumaru when I came out, but this is the habit of troublemakers, I don't plan to wait for him at the door of the toilet foolishly, the warm blanket is still waiting for me.

The day is finally over.

After washing, I saw a bowl of hot brown sugar water on the table beside the bed. I picked up the bowl and took a sip. It was sweet without ginger.The bed had already been made, and a hot water bottle was placed under the quilt, and it was warm to lie in, and my stomach didn't hurt too much.

I don't think that the person who did this is just to prepare for these things, except for Crane Ball.

Tsurumaru is still very good when he's not messing around, even though he's always unreliable, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

However, thanks anyway.

good night.

The author has something to say:

I've tried so hard to sugar Tsurumaru, my heart is dead.

I will be going out tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, the update time may be a few hours later, but it will not be too late.Of course, it is also possible to update after six o'clock, I will not stop updating!

The uncle is very filial to the child, no matter how mentally retarded he is, he is not willing to beat him.

Of course, my uncle wouldn't be so mentally retarded if he grew up under normal conditions, and Lian Lian wasn't so naive.The main reason is that I grow up too fast, but my memory is less than a year (the time to play games suddenly).

Thanks to Xiaoyue and Bamboo Little Angel for mine, I will try my best to update, don't worry!

It will change back in the next chapter, and in a few more chapters we will skip the timeline and directly dial to a few years later when the Shikigami Danzi grow up!Show you the mighty and domineering real uncle!