[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Yimulian can still hold the Bodhidharma jar and eat Bodhidharma biscuits calmly, but Tamazamo can’t be peaceful anymore. He is very happy about his growing up, and he can’t wait to talk to his brothers and sisters in Yinyang Liao about growing up in three days and three nights Feeling.

He has a big brother style and calls all the shikigami that he can call over.Those who couldn't move were hugged by force, such as Xiao Bianhua and Xiao Qing Xingdeng, who don't listen to anyone except grandma.

When the Shikigami group were all seated together, Tamamo coughed twice before opening her mouth.

"Brothers and sisters, today I have something very serious to tell you."

The puppy who had the worst relationship with him squinted at him. He didn't believe that the fox in front of Yuzao could spit out ivory, and took a sip of [-] Dharma milk powder leisurely.

The other Shikigami also asked him to speak quickly, and let them break up after finishing speaking.

"This thing is—we are not born to Grandma." Yu Zaoqian said the truth he knew: "Grandma dug it out of the cesspit with an ear pick. It was dug out of the trash."

As soon as this remark came out, all the Shikigami Danzi were stunned, and the grandmother changed from a real grandmother to a adoptive mother when she was sleeping. They must be dreaming.

Datengu Tuanzi spat out milk on Huang Bao's body, but Huang Bao didn't speak, and secretly wiped the milk off his body with Bi'anhua's clothes.

"Possible! The nest must be Ah Ma's own son." Gouzi stopped sitting down and stood up abruptly to argue with Yu Zaoqian.

He was hit by a fan on the head by Yu Zaoqian relying on his height, and then sat on the ground with his buttocks.

"What about you?" Big Tengu Tuanzi is not reconciled. He is more than 80 centimeters in front of the 1.8-meter Tamamo, so he can only jump up and hit his knees, but he doesn't lose if he loses. To fight.

Tamazamo was waiting for Otengu Danko to say this, opened the folding fan to cover the corners of his mouth that could not help but suppress his rippling tone and said: "I am different from you, I am grandma from childhood. The ones brought back from the lawn of the square are much cleaner than the ones you dug out of the cesspit."

"..." Datengu Tuanzi was speechless, why was he fished out of a cesspit, and his heart was sour that he wanted to cry.

"Tamazao, are you mentally retarded?" The bookman with a super high IQ pushed his glasses. Due to the race of monsters, he and Yan Mo were probably the only two of the shikigami who knew from the beginning that Grandma was not. dear granny.

Originally, the little bookman was going to take this as a joke, but this idiot Tamamomae actually bullied his favorite big tengu dumpling, he couldn't bear it anymore.A few days ago, he went to catch a butterfly. Gouzi and Yaohu were bullied by Yuzaoqian and the evil forces behind him. The revenge was still written down in the notebook, so he dared to face him Bullied, really courageous.

"Grandma is a human being, we are monster cubs, how could it be Grandma's own?" The bookman smiled mockingly, and pulled the big tengu and the demon fox behind him to cover him. big guy.

"... Hit you." Yu Zaoqian always had an inexplicable shyness towards Shuweng, even now that he was 1.8 meters tall, he didn't really want to confront Xiaoshuweng.

"You idiot, just hit it." The little bookman pointed to his head: "Hit here."

The one in front of Yuzao couldn't help but slapped it with a fan, and the little Shuweng greeted him with his face, his little face was a little swollen from the beating.

"You asked me to hit this." Yuzao hit the head with just enough strength, but it was a little heavier when it was placed on the face, and he didn't realize why the little bookman would catch his fan with his face.

But he underestimated the little bookman's routine of a dark-bellied juvenile, and the little bookman who was aggressive a second ago burst into tears.

The cries successfully attracted the attention of Guhuo Niao, who knits sweaters for the cubs.She threw the wool into the basket and ran towards the little bookman.

Taking a closer look, the little scholar's fair face was swollen from the beating, and Gu Huo Niao called out to Ebisu to let him come over and plant a carp banner for the little scholar.

"Auntie, beat me up, it hurts so much." Little Shuweng bit his lower lip with two front teeth the size of rice grains, and complained to Guhuo Niao miserably.

Gu Huo Niao turned her attention to Yuzaoqian, who was now about 1.8 meters high, and wanted to beat him up without any hesitation.

"Auntie, listen to my explanation, it was the scholar who asked me to beat him!" Yu Zaoqian was very wronged, it was obviously the little scholar who asked him to beat him, why is he complaining again now?

"Heh." Guhuo Niao sneered: "If he tells you to hit him, hit him right away. Does that mean that if he tells you to eat Xiang, you just eat Xiang?"

"..." Yuzao was speechless before, at this moment he finally realized that he had been fooled by the devil.

Although Yu Zaoqian is serious, it's not that he can't beat Gu Huo Niao. After eating milk powder, his strength has become six stars, and the best equipped full-level Poshi Yuhun is also installed in the Yuhun Gauge.But Yu Zaoqian was a filial child, and yesterday afternoon his aunt was still holding her in the sun, so he should be beaten obediently.

The wound on the little bookman's face didn't even need Ebisu to plant a flag, and the peach blossom demon dumpling would be fine.Now that Yuzao had already finished the correction, he returned to his usual state where he couldn't even speak clearly, and read his children's books happily.

"Lian Lian, isn't it true that the nests were born by Grandma?" Dai Tengu asked the second insider Yi Mulian for his opinion on behalf of all the Danzi Shikigami.

Yimulian was silent, he didn't want to deceive his brothers and sisters, but the truth was too cruel for them.

"Mother really said so." Yimulian lowered his eyes, his fan-like eyelashes covered the loneliness in his eyes.

"Hic!"×N

The only luck left by the Shikigami group was wiped out by Yimuren's words. Lianlian is a rare conscience in the dormitory, and he will not lie to them, and they can only accept this cruel truth.

Let's not mention what kind of chaos the Yinyang Liao is now. I woke up feeling bad. I had severe menstrual pain and a low-grade fever.Dizzy but unable to sleep.

The option of going to the hospital was directly ruled out by me. It might not be my turn to register until the evening this Saturday and Sunday.

I pondered for a while, and decisively called Brother Jian Feiqiang.As the saying goes, if you are in trouble, find Brother Gun.

【Hey, I'm busy, why are you looking for me? 】

"Brother Gun, did you work overtime?" Brother Gun's voice was a little sleepy, and it sounded like he worked overtime all night.

[Almost, Little Short Knife couldn't hold back and fell asleep yesterday, so I helped him do his part. 】Brother Qiang looked at the little dagger who was lying on the table covered with a blanket, sleeping soundly, and smiled helplessly: 【The little guy is very tired, you can't tire him out, can you? 】

[Come on, what's the matter?Brother Gun will help you out. 】

Brother Gun yawned with a hint of laziness in his voice.

"Well, I just feel a little uncomfortable. I don't want to queue up at the hospital, and I don't dare to go to the black clinic." Halfway through my words, Brother Gun understood my intention.

[Small matter, brother just happened to know a very reliable family doctor, the consultation fee is not expensive, but the second thing is, the most important thing is to come quickly, the doctor came within 5 minutes of calling. 】Brother Gun on the other side of the phone seemed to hear the sound of pages turning from a book. After a while, Brother Gun turned to the phone number: [Remember the phone number—5201314, remember not to block people out. 】

How could I block the family doctor out? I subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with what Brother Gun said. Just as I was about to refute, Brother Gun spoke again.

[Don't be surprised who this doctor is, first give you a vaccination. 】Brother Gun put the notebook in the drawer, and kindly reminded me: 【Ni Er, rest well, I will visit you when you are well and I am free. 】

"Are you sure you are free?" I have a clear understanding of the busyness of the Police Bureau, and Brother Gun is not fooling people like this.

【It’s free, I’ll be on vacation after two months of work, I can take a whole afternoon off for a full four hours! 】Brother Gun thought about the half-day vacation in two months, and his tone became turbulent: 【How should I use these four hours? Is it too extravagant? 】

"...That's really congratulations, brother gun." I was speechless, brother gun, what kind of miserable life did you lead in the police department.

After a few more pleasantries, I hung up the phone, because I really couldn't bear to make trouble in Brother Gun's busy life.

I then dialed the number of the family doctor that Brother Gun recommended for me. The voice of the person who answered the phone sounded like a young man, which was somehow familiar.After learning my Honmaru address, he told me that he would arrive soon and asked me to find someone to pick him up.

After receiving the order, Hasebe rushed to the door of Honmaru to meet the family doctor, but what he received was not the elite youth in a white coat and a pair of glasses he had imagined, but a man in a black suit that had been washed white. The complete dark fall of jeans is a one-shot.

In addition, this first issue of Yizheng is also carrying a backpack that has been patched a lot.

"I'm the family doctor who came to treat Mr. Su Ran, please don't be too surprised." Yi Qi, who was completely dark, smiled friendly, and his scarlet eyes were a bit scary, trying to show kindness to Hasebe: "Although I'm one of the time-traveling troops, but now I'm just an ordinary family doctor."

Hasebe remained unmoved, and vigilantly blocked the door to prevent this guy who was obviously from the Shizuan army from entering the Honmaru.

Yiqi, who was completely in the dark, raised his wrist and looked at the worn-out electronic watch on his wrist, his face was a little anxious.

"Please don't doubt my professionalism as a doctor. I have to go to the construction site to move bricks in half an hour. I only asked for four or 10 minutes of leave with the foreman."

"..."

Hasebe's expression froze, is this really the time retrospective army they cut every day?The style of painting is not right.

Does the time retrograde army need to move bricks on the construction site?urgent!Wait online!

The author has something to say:

The first phase of a completely dark fall: Yes, not only to move bricks, but also to work part-time as a small business hawker, newspaper delivery, courier, waiter, sweeper...etc.

As long as my brothers and I work for more than 100 years without eating or drinking, we can buy a big house of more than 30 square meters outside the Eighth Ring Road!

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