[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

I tugged Taro Tachi's ponytail twice to let him put me down, and I signaled him to go.

"Auntie, I probably already understand the situation." I rubbed my aching temple, the empty milk powder cans in this place have already told me the truth.

It is 40% that the little shikigami sneaked into the storage room and ate the milk powder as dry rice. This is a lot of food. There are at least [-] cans. How did it fit in the little belly.

I reported the names of the naughtiest shikigami in Honmaru:

"Which little guy is it, Ciqiu or Huangbao?"

Sister Bird shook her head in pain, as if unwilling to face the reality, she hesitated to speak.

"Let's talk, I can hold on." I swallowed, and prepared myself mentally in advance.

Gu Huo Niao sighed, her voice was unrecognizable, but I caught it: "It's Yimulian and Yuzaoqian."

Despite my best preparations, I was overwhelmed by the answer.Lian Lian is such a good boy, he usually gives milk to other dumplings, which makes him grow a little slower than other dumplings, how could he steal milk powder!

It must have been instigated by this careless, bad-hearted bastard Qianqian!After eating so many cans of milk powder, the two dumplings probably have grown into adults for the time being, so the meal before I hit Tamamo should not be considered child abuse (horrible laugh.jpg)

"Why didn't Auntie go in and watch them?" It stands to reason that Guhuo Niao should be guarding inside, and it's not her style to keep Shikigami who have just become adults inside.

"Oh, when the two little guys grow up, their clothes are torn and they are running naked in the storage room." Gu Huo Niao said this shocking fact calmly.

I really didn't know what to say, so I had to ask where the daddy of the dumplings was: "Where's Ebisu?"

"At first I didn't know that this would happen, so I asked Ebisu to keep watch for the other little ones." Guhuo Niao answered my question with a wry smile on his lips.

"It's okay, I'm here anyway, so there's no need to go to Ebisu anymore." I've accepted my fate, it's normal for Dango Shikigami to be mischievous, it's normal, it's normal, important things are said three times, don't worry Don't be tempted to give Lian Lian a good beating!

Shikigami's grown-up clothes just happened to be placed in the storage room, so you don't need to go to other places to get them, just go in directly. It seems that Gu Huo Niao left a psychological shadow when she went in before. I am willing to step into the storage room one more step, but as a last resort, I can only step into this "dragon pool and tiger den" alone.

Why did I let Taro go so early? Isn't this just looking for trouble for myself?

Opening the door of the storage room, one could see Yimulian sitting naked in the middle of the open space, with torn pieces of clothes piled up on the ground beside him.

"Mother?" The white-haired man saw me coming in at a glance, and the kneeling posture was a gentle smile to me. Even though I was not naked, it made me feel very natural: "I can talk, early I just wanted to call you like that, and now I can finally."

"Lianlian can talk, it's great." I really can't get angry with little angel Lianlian, such an obedient Yimulian success made my heart melt into water.

I took a quilt from the shelf in the storage room and wrapped Yimolian around it, so that he wouldn't run naked and be regarded as a pervert.

"Can I...can you hug my mother?" Yimulian stared at my face with one exposed eye, and sincerely prayed: "My mother used to hug me, and I want to try hugging my mother too."

This kind of request is so reasonable that I can't refuse it at all. Coupled with the frequent attacks of prosperity and beauty comparable to my own son in my mind, I surrendered without even struggling.

"I'll hug you for as long as you want." I opened my arms and said to Yimulian: "It's only been a day, and Xiao Lianlian has grown so big?"

Yimulian chuckled, and carefully hugged me into his arms, unwilling to let go for a long time.

"Mother, have I forgotten a lot of things? I didn't have this feeling when I was a child, but it became clear when I grew up." Yimulian put his chin against the top of my head, his voice trembling: "Just It's like being forgotten by something."

As expected of Fengshen Yimulian, I can perceive so many things by myself before unlocking his biography, but the time to grow up on milk powder is only three days at most, and these not-so-good memories are far from being handed over to him .At least, let grandma give you a fairly good childhood after the effect of milk powder has passed.

"Hey, it seems that I can't hide it from you." I was possessed for a moment, and I helped Lian Lian along, pressed his shoulder and looked straight into his eyes: "Actually, I picked you up, you Your parents abandoned you because you were disabled."

"And as a little fairy who combines truth, goodness and beauty, I picked you up in the garbage dump in the square. Although you were just born at that time, this feeling of being abandoned and forgotten has been carved into your bones."

"You don't have to be sad. Except for you, I picked up your other brothers and sisters. For example, Tamamomae and Daitengu were thrown by their mothers because of their deformities (one with long wings and one with a long tail). I found a cesspit, and I dug them with ear picks for a long time before I fished them out."

After listening to my words, Yimulian was shocked. He and his brothers and sisters were not born to his mother, and his mother was willing to do her best to support them. For this reason, Yimulian came to a conclusion——Mother is really a kind and beautiful woman. fairy.

I saw that Yimulian believed my nonsense, and I was relieved, Lianlian is really a pure little angel, believe what you say.

Before I took a breath, I felt someone hugging my thigh from behind me.

"I don't believe it! I must be your mother's own. How could it be dug out of the cesspit with an ear pick!" After listening to what I said to Yimulian after hiding in front of Yuzao behind the shelf, he originally wanted to talk to himself. Grandma played a nervous and exciting game of hide-and-seek, and now he really can't help it: "Look again and again, don't mom and I look very similar, we must be kissing at first glance, right!"

In order to make his words more convincing, Tamazamo freed one of the two hands holding my thigh, pulled off his mask and tried to compare with me, but his handsome face was so horrific that he couldn't stand me to death The faces that can only be regarded as handsome are put together, and no matter how unconscionable they are, they can't say that these two faces are similar.

"Lian Lian, let's not talk about face. In terms of IQ, are you a little similar to me before?" I looked at Yuzao's mentally retarded appearance when he grew up, and I felt tired.

"...No." Yuzao was completely mentally retarded when he grew up!Ichimokulian's good upbringing didn't allow him to say the latter sentence, but his lack of it was enough to crush the self-confidence that Tamazamae had inflated from nowhere.

"Mom, why am I not your own!" Yuzao cried bitterly, tears and snot sticking to my pants: "Even if I picked it up, it shouldn't be picked up from the cesspit with the big tengu ah!"

"Then where did you get it from?" I looked indifferently at the atrocities that Tamamomae did to my pants.

"At least I picked it up from the garbage dump like Lianlian." Yuzao looked at me seriously, but the words he said were extremely mentally retarded: "The cesspit smells too bad."

I was about to be laughed at by Yuzao: "The garbage dump won't stink anymore?"

"Oh, the garbage dump is better than the cesspit." Tamamomae said as a matter of course.

"Okay, you picked it up from the trash, okay?" Out of caring for the mentally retarded, and also to save my pants, I quickly changed my words.

"Yeah~ I'm not fished out of a cesspit!" Yuzao let go of my poor pants and jumped three feet high, shouting.

Lianlian and I: "..."

Only then did I realize that Yuzao was still naked up to now, and there was a bird walking in front of Lianlian and me.

I was so angry that I slapped him on the head, and took a quilt to wrap up this extremely excited mentally retarded man.

"Both of you lie down and wait for me." I moved over two chairs and asked them to sit first, and I went to the back of the storage room to dig through their clothes at the bottom of the box.

"Is it possible that mother won't come back?" Before I could take two steps, I heard Yimulian's voice.

"I'll help you get your clothes, where are you going?" I turned around and said helplessly to Yimulian.

Yimulian smiled, and tried to look indifferent: "It doesn't matter if mother doesn't come back, I will wait for mother at the same place."

After listening to Yimulian's words, I walked back to him, held his face, and kissed the place where he lost his right eye.

"Hey, look at the time on your phone, I'll be out in 10 minutes."

"Okay." Yimu connected to the mobile phone I gave him, and tilted his head, being too obedient.

Yu Zaoqian saw me kissing Yimulian, so he hugged my thigh and wanted to kiss him again, but he refused to get up unless I kissed him.

I have never been serious with the mentally retarded, so I took Tamazamo's mask and covered his face, and kissed him twice on the mask.

"All right."

"Well, don't worry, I'll take care of Lianlian." Yuzao smiled with dimples and waved to me.

After I walked a dozen steps, his voice came from behind:

"You need to come back quickly."

I went to get a piece of clothing, which was like sending left-behind children to their parents.

In less than 10 minutes, I came out with two clothes in my arms.

Help them put on their clothes, lead them out of the storage room and meet up with Sister Bird. After everything has been dealt with, it will be time for interrogation.

"Strictly confess, you will be imprisoned; if you resist, hehe, you will be beaten to death directly. Say it." I sneered, Yimulian didn't respond, and Yuzao shook twice frantically.

"I'll tell you what to say." Yu Zaoqian explained the ins and outs of the matter in a very spineless manner.

The reason why the two of them steal milk powder is very simple. Because Lian Lian often distributes his own milk to other shikigami dumplings, he is often hungry at night.Yu Zaoqian and Lianlian have a very good relationship, so he wanted to take Lianlian to eat some milk powder secretly, and he happened to know the place where the milk powder was stored, so he wanted to eat a little and didn't eat it, but the milk powder was too fragrant, neither of them Hold back...

...I knew it was the pot in front of Tamamo!Can you put him back in the cesspit?

The author has something to say:

This chapter represents my love for Lianlian, Lianlian, have you heard the call of grandma, come quickly during the Spring Festival!

Is this chapter fun, mentally handicapped uncle _(:з」∠)_

Thanks to the two little angels, Xiaoyue and Fleeting Years, for the landmines~ I will take it as lucky money~ Yesterday before I went to bed, I sent red envelopes to the little angels who left comments, and the current balance of Jinjiang coins is a bit touching 2333

Wait two more chapters to show you the most obedient crane ball in the world. This crane ball is really obedient_(:з」∠)_