[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"Xiao Tui, are you sure you want to bring me up in the live broadcast?" As a very self-aware cheater, I think I'd better stay away from the big guy's live broadcast, so as not to lose fans of Xiao Tui's pit: "This is not That's great, I'm so stupid, and I don't have other good teammates like little tigers, so if I play the game of kings, I will become a humanoid cash machine on the opposite side."

The five tigers shook their heads back and denied my guess: "It's okay, I specially strengthened the game training due to the lessons from last time, master, don't worry. Besides, without me, the master can't play rehearsal normally." Take your place."

Of course I couldn't play ranked normally, and I was pulled from gold to Xingyao by the five tigers. As long as I dare to play ranked, my teammates can scold me bloody within 5 minutes.I'm not a person who likes to seek abuse, so I simply don't play unless the little tigers take me.

"It's really all right?" I was a little moved by what Five Tigers said.

"Well, master, don't worry." Wu Hutui smiled confidently, and I seemed to see the phrase 'the five opposite are all hot chickens' in his eyes.

It must be my illusion, how could the little angel of the Five Tigers retreat think that way?

No, that's what the Five Tigers actually think.He himself is a sword that can kill people, and he is naturally much stronger than others in consciousness, so he can become the king without any effort.Furthermore, because the lesson Tsurumaru gave to the five tigers last time was too profound, he gritted his teeth and practiced all night, and the result is that in his eyes, no matter how good the five are, they are all hot chickens.

"Okay, but tell me if it's hard to take me with you." I rubbed Wuhutui's hair and thought of an important thing: "Don't call me master when you take me to play games later, Got it?"

If the five tigers called the wrong name when they quit the live broadcast, I dare not imagine it.

"Well, then I'll call Master Sister for the time being?" Wu Hutui made a very feasible suggestion.

"Okay." I gave him an OK gesture.

"If you are playing wild, I won't ask you for Papa Lan. Xiao Tui, you have to be worthy of my sacrifice." I pretended to be very heartbroken, but the five tigers retaliated very much, so I almost swore on the spot up.

Tsurumaru and Sanriyue happened to hear about this when they came back from the square dance. They probably thought we were mentally retarded and wanted to trick us again.

"Master, take me with you, I promise you won't cheat this time!" He Qiu seemed sincere in speaking, but this time even the Five Tigers would not believe this scam.

I turned my head and Wu Hutui looked at each other, and we both saw it through each other's eyes:

Go to Miss Niao/Qi Ni to beat him.

But Tsurumaru is not fighting alone at this time, behind him are his 'loyal' teammates Mikazuki and Kohomaru.Out of blade doctrine, Sanriyue decided to save this friend who risked his life to make trouble a little bit.

Kokomaru, don't count on him, once the troublesome behavior against the lord is discovered, Tsurumaru is still alive, it is Kokomaru's only remaining love for his colleagues.

"Master, Tsurumaru fell into the river while washing diapers for the little ones a while ago, and his brain accidentally got into the water, and it hasn't been cleaned yet." Sankayue casually gave a reason for Tsurumaru: "He still has brains. Some are not sober, I will take him to eat some brain fragments first."

"Hey, Xiaoming, you..." Tsurumaru opened his mouth and was about to refute Mikazuki's words.

But before he could say a word, Xiaohuwan swung his head with a stool and knocked him out.

"Find an excuse for him, isn't it enough to knock him out and take him away?" Xiaohumaru is not as good-tempered as Sankaiyue, in his dictionary, there is no such thing as a soft-hearted policy towards Cranemaru.

"Hahaha, what Brother Xiaohumaru said is that I have been educated." San Riyue had no intention of helping her friend fight the injustice, and even felt that Xiaohumaru's approach was quite feasible.

He Qiu, take a look, San Riyue doesn't even play with you anymore, what face do you have to make trouble!

Without Tsurumaru's troubles, Five Tigers started the live broadcast smoothly and prepared to take me up the score. The audience in his live broadcast room increased very fast. Tens of thousands of people flocked in just after the broadcast started.

Wuhutui said in the live broadcast that he would bring his sister (that is, me) to score tonight, and the bullet screen was full of "Please Brother Hu take me to lie down", but Wuhutui was busy preparing the inscription and had no time to read it.Some unhappy sunspots started to spray people:

[Hehe, elementary school students are so arrogant. 】

[Take your sister to score?I'm afraid I wasn't brought up by my sister. 】

[If he really has the power of a king, I will live broadcast Chixiang. 】

This kind of barrage reached its peak after the sunspots saw my Xingyao rank. In the end, the trend of the barrage became that the five tigers retreated and were taken to be the king.

Wuhu Tui saw these barrages as if he didn't see them, he, the person involved, didn't mind me, of course I didn't have anything to say, the more the blacks shouted louder now, and the slaps in the face became more painful.

"Xiao Tui, some people say that I brought you to the king, haha, why don't you kneel down and call me the big brother." I was sitting not far from him in Wuhu Tui's live broadcast, and the camera couldn't see it place, but the audience in the live broadcast room can hear the sound.

Wuhu Tui didn't object, he followed my teasing and agreed: "It's the Lord... sister, you took me to play, sister is very powerful."

Before the sunspots had time to continue spraying, I calmed them down with my opening operation, and I smiled so happily that I handed over the flash in the spring.

"..." The faces of the sunspots hurt a little.

"Mishandling, mishandling, you have to believe that my skills are very high, didn't you say that I brought my younger brother to the king?" Slap yourself.

At the beginning of the game, this tricky operation is just the beginning. I used Daji as a mage in the middle lane, but I think the king's game is too dangerous to be alone in the middle lane. I just don't go to the middle lane to defend the tower. Wild, by the way, he rubbed Papa Hong away.

Forced the support Cai Wenji among the teammates into the mid laner.

[Who kills who milks who (Cai Wenji): Daji is in the middle! 】

[Whoever kills and milks who (Cai Wenji): Daji, do you know how to play? It's really convincing to compete with the jungler. 】

I caught a glimpse of Cai Wenji's words, thought it was very funny, and wanted to scare him, so I replied.

[Super handsome and super cute (Daji): I don’t want to be alone in the middle, or if I play support, you play output equipment? 】

After our teammates saw my words, they sent six points without saying anything, and the barrage on the screen was paused for two seconds.

"..." The sunspots felt that their faces were very swollen.

Is it at the level of Xingyao rank?What about the king's operation?

Seeing the situation, I refueled: "Don't worry, audiences, my Daji is at the level of a king, take me with you."

Before the word "daifei" was finished, Han Xin jumped out of the grass on the opposite side and wanted to cut my Daji, and the blood was gone after two and a half strokes.In a hurry, I threw out a careful heart, barely saved my dog's life, and ran frantically to A Ke, who was retreating from the five tigers, and I didn't even care about the big move.

【As expected of the king Daji 2333】

The bullet screen was overwhelmed by this rant, and the atmosphere became cheerful.

Han Xin still wanted to take my head after the dizziness time passed, but A Ke was not just a show, and he would kill him by going around invisibly from behind.I got the head in a second before Han Xin was about to be killed, and I was very happy.

[Tsk tsk tsk, isn't brother Hu angry that this head was stolen? 】

【If my head is robbed like this, I will go crazy,】

……

"My sister is amazing." Contrary to all the audience's expectations, the five tigers retreated without any dissatisfaction, and praised my high-end (head-grabbing) skills with dozens of different words.

[Brother Hu, won't your conscience hurt? 】

Well, not only will your brother Hu's conscience not hurt, but it will be happy.

Gradually, the audience watching the live broadcast became numb, and in their eyes, the image of the Five Tigers retreating grew taller.To be able to bring such a bad sister to Xingyao, is this a person's job?

Especially when I was walking with me, A Ke who retreated from the five tigers didn't take any heads, and fed them all to my Daji.When I went home to replenish blood, he ran to the opposite wilderness and killed Han Xin to avenge me again, and also got Lan Papa on the opposite side.

The whole game went smoothly, and under the leadership of the Five Tigers, the teammates suppressed the idea of ​​criticizing me, and even sent a message to ask him if he wanted to continue in the next game. .

They are all big bosses of Wang Xingyao, if they would take me to play when I first played the game, I would gladly accept it and support them.But now, I have a younger brother who is already at the pinnacle of the game, and it is impossible to give them the small retreat points. They should give up.

Could it be that the Five Tigers Tui boss is the kind who can be hooked up casually?He replied coldly, 'no', and he didn't say a single word after that, and concentrated on helping me get blue.

The moment the crystal was detonated, the game had only been played for less than 10 minutes, and it could be described as a crushing round.Even though I was the MVP and won the title of 'Gold Medal Mid Lane', the bullet screen was full of 'Tiger Brother 666', and there were endless small gifts.

After this round, no one would suspect that the five tigers have retreated from the technical level, and they can show off with a laggard. If he is technically inferior, there will be no skilled people in the entire Canyon of Kings.

I retreated quietly, blinking at the five tigers, hiding my achievements and fame.

The Five Tigers retreat has the momentum to support Quan Benwan, it really gives the little daggers a face!Facing the group of veteran swordsmen who can only dance square dances, I remained silent.

Not long after I left, my cell phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was Sister Bird's call.

[Master, something happened in the dormitory, please come and have a look. 】Sister Bird's voice was a little hurried.

"Okay, I'll go right away." I didn't dare to ignore Sister Niao's words, and rushed to the Yinyang dormitory in a hurry.

I still understand that I am running slowly, so I grabbed Taro Tachi who was passing by and ran with my back. Although the mobility of Odachi is not very powerful, no matter how slow it is, it is faster than me.

When I arrived at Yinyangliao, I sensed the location of Guhuo Bird in the storage room, and pulled Taro's ponytail to direct him to run there.

After a while, the storage room was right in front of me. I saw Sister Niao at the door, and there was a pile of empty Bodhidharma milk powder jars beside Sister Niao. I seemed to know what had happened.

The author has something to say:

Uncle and Lian Lian ate so many cans of milk powder as dry rice 23333

I'm the best for my uncle, and I was given eating experience at the Yinyangliao banquet, so how could such an obedient uncle throw away my mother~

Tonight is New Year's Eve, I wish the little angels a happy new year, please give me more advice in the new year, I love you all, what's up~＾3＾

Thank you Xiaoyue, little angel, mine~ I love you~ It’s great to have you by my side in the new year~

It’s time to synthesize other animes around Chapter [-]. The dungeon is fatezero, and the heroine will appear as the eighth job title. You should be familiar with this job title—Supersoldier (Super Soldier).

Special push crystal, pseudonym Miyamoto Musashi 23333

The visual inspection of the plot is very touching. I will give you a vaccination so as not to laugh out loud.