[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Seeing that his friends were crying like this, Ootengu Tuanzi was furious for a while, and after wiping away the tears of Little Demon Fox, he was about to pull Yingcao's hair.

Xiaoyingcao saw that the situation was not good, so she crawled behind the dumpling in front of Yuzao and refused to go out.Tamamo-mae Danko is also a short-sighted one, forcibly protecting the firefly grass behind her to prevent the big tengu ball from getting any closer.

"Get out of the way." Big Tengu gritted his teeth, the whole Xiao Yuzao didn't let go, and even he beat him together, super fierce.

It's a pity that Xiao Yuzao didn't take his threat at all, and gave Datengu Danzi a provocative look to let him experience it. He felt that the deterrent effect was not enough, so he added another sentence:

"Intellectually retarded."

Gouzi was completely pissed off by Yuzaoqian now. He is also an SSR, so why is Yuzaqian dumpling so arrogant.He fluttered his little wings, and every step he took, he wanted to pluck the hair on Yuzao's front tail.

Yuzao, of course, would not let Gouzi succeed so easily, took the large dandelion that Yingcao handed over, and pre-emptively knocked Gouzi on the head.

The dandelion of Yingcao is not an ordinary dandelion. After remembering it like this, the dog was hit with a dizzy effect, with small circles on his head, and he was about to lose consciousness.

Yuzao Maedanko returned the dandelion in her hand to Yingcao, and smiled mockingly:

"Spicy chicken."

After hearing this, Ootengu Tuanzi was stunned alive.The fox cub beside him couldn't wake him up no matter how he shook him, so he had no choice but to turn to his grandmother for help.

"Ma Ma..." The little demon fox dragged the big tengu ball by the wings and dragged him to my side, calling his mother while crawling.

At a distance of about ten steps, Ootengu Tuanzi was dragged to the place by the demon fox all the way face to the ground, his face was covered with blood from the small stones on the ground, looking miserable.

Fox cub, are you and Gouzi really good friends?Do you really have no hatred?

Gu Huo Niao has no face to look at again, this is the cubs she brought to such a big age, why are they more mentally retarded than the other.

However, the idiot little demon fox saw the blood on Gouzi's face and thought it was Yuzaoqian's knock, and the little meat finger pointed at Yuzaoqian and wanted to use it as evidence to sue.

"Good boy, it's my fault that I didn't buy you brain fragments." I squatted down and touched Yaohu's head under Yaohu's ignorant eyes, and I couldn't bear to say that he was stupid in front of him.

Although Ebisu also wanted to complain about the IQ of the demon fox, he finally held back and summoned the carp streamer to help Ootengu Danzi heal.In an instant, the wound on Ootengu's face disappeared, and the person woke up slowly.

Gouzi woke up feeling a little sticky on his face, and stretched out his hand to touch it, good guy, his hands were bloody.He looked at Yaohu suspiciously, the little fox pointed at Yuzaoqiandanzi, and Gouzi believed that Yuzaqiandanzi did it after he was unconscious.

I took pity on the dog and took a towel from the little demon fox to help him wipe his face. I wondered if this was the cub I summoned with my spiritual power and synchronized with Sister Bird's brain channel.

"Goofy, Grandma won't dislike you." It's useless to dislike you, they have been summoned, so we can't remake him.

"Grandma, I won't despise you." Big Tengu Tuanzi grinned at me, that smile was so stupid that it bubbled up, why would you despise me, a little mentally retarded.

After I helped Datengu Tuanzi wipe his face clean, I returned the towel to Yaohu, and the little Yaohu came over just as soon as he took the towel.

"Little Yaohu, give me the towel quickly, Huang Bao needs to change his diaper, I'll wipe it for him, hey, why is there blood on this towel." I heard Yao Yan say that.

The towel handed to me by the co-author is to wipe the buttocks of the Shikigami Danzi.

Ebisu was the first to collapse, so she laughed hahaha, Sister Niao couldn't help laughing out loud, and I couldn't help it in the end, I couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear.

Gouzi, a mentally handicapped little boy, thought I was moved when he said he didn't dislike me, so he laughed along with us. I tremblingly turned my head away, not daring to look at his face again, for fear that I would cry like a pig laughing.

Ebisu's carp banner can heal the wound on Otengu Danko's face, but the carp banner of the demon fox's tail, which has been bald by firefly grass, can't do anything.Looking at Yaohu's frustrated little face, Datengu peeled off the candy he had managed to get from the pocket of the short knife and gave him to eat, patting his back to coax him.

I checked the fox's tail and tried to cover the bare patch with the surrounding fur, but failed.

What happened this time was indeed that Yingcao did not behave authentically, so I called her out from behind Yuzaoqian, and Xiaoyingcao couldn't wait to crawl out from behind Yuzaoqian when she heard the first sound I called her, babbling. called.

"Baby Yingcao, look at you plucked the fox's tail." I taught Yingcao earnestly: "You are brothers and sisters in the same dormitory, what did Fox cub do wrong, you have to treat him like this."

"Yeah." Yingcao lowered her head in embarrassment, and realized that she had done something wrong, she wanted to apologize but she couldn't speak.

Seeing this, I patted her on the shoulder in relief, as long as I know I was wrong, I am still a good boy.

This incident ended with Yingcao taking her own bottle of milk as an apology.

The building of the Yinyang Liao in Honmaru has finally been completed, and the Yinyang Liao is finally on the right track.

One month later, in the afternoon, Wuhutui found me reading a novel in the room of the inquisitor, and said he wanted to tell me something important.

Seeing that his face was serious and not fake, I put away my phone and sat upright to listen carefully.

"Master, the staff of the Lujiang live broadcast platform contacted me and asked me if I want to sign a contract with Lujiang." Wuhu Tui was beaming when he said this. I think he probably really likes the anchor industry.

But I can't agree to him so lightly. I have no objection to the Five Tigers' retirement and want to be an anchor, but I have to inform everyone in Awataguchi about this matter.

I took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to Yiqi Yizhen, telling him to come over quickly, and then began to ask about the detailed situation.

"Xiao Tui, do you like being an anchor?" I found the simplest entry point and asked Wuhu Tui, and based on his answer, I judged whether I support Wuhu Tui's way of being an anchor.

Five Tigers retreated to think carefully about this question and answered:

"In the beginning, I just wanted to help my master earn some money to buy clothes, but being a streamer is really a wonderful profession. Many people like to watch me play games very much. I am very happy."

"There are already people watching my live broadcast at night. I want to stick to it and not disappoint people who like me. However, if the master objects, I will accept the master's arrangement." Speaking of this, the five tigers retreated a lot Feeling lonely, he took out a large courier package from behind, and changed the subject:

"Master, the money I earned this month has already helped you buy that full-color lipstick set that you have wanted for a long time."

The last sentence pierced my heart. The set of full-color lipsticks I was looking at cost at least nearly [-] soft sister coins. Wuhu quit the live broadcast for a month and then helped me get it back?

"I support you, Xiao Tui!" I held Wu Hu Tui's hand, and said swearingly, "As long as you like it, I will support you in whatever you do. If your brother dares to disagree, I will hit him with a stick!"

As early as when Wuhutui handed over the lipstick set to me, my principles and conscience were put in my pocket, and it will not come out in a short time by visual inspection.

"My lord, may I come in?"

The voice came at once, and I nodded, and the five tigers stepped back to help his Yiqi Ni open the door.

"In the first episode, you came just in time. I have something to inform you. Five Tigers want to be a game anchor. I think Xiaodao Dao has a very good idea. Let's make it so. Do you have any opinions?" I said Pausing for a moment, before opening his mouth in the first issue, he rushed to say: "Of course your opinion is useless, and it's useless to say it."

In the first episode, I couldn't laugh or cry, why did my lord become more and more like a treasure?

"My lord, I don't have any objections." Phase [-] looked at Wuhu Tui gently and said, "I'm very happy that Tui has something I like, but it's too late to support him. How could he stop it?"

The five tigers got an affirmative answer from their elder brother, and the cherry blossoms floated happily. The little tigers were also very happy, and they also especially liked the game anchor industry.Because every time the five tigers retreat and cannot broadcast live, they will let the little tigers take turns to operate, and after each round is broadcast, a pre-recorded voice will be played.

On the basis that the three of us agreed, I looked through the contract that Lujiang gave to the five tigers. Basic things like identity documents are the most basic, and it is not difficult to get one for the five tigers. There is a clear price tag of [-] soft sister coins for a small knife.

The ID card will definitely be useful in this world in the future. I gritted my teeth and bought a copy of Quan Honmaru's Dao Zi Jing, but the names on it were all my current Chinese names.

The knives in Awataguchi all had the surname Su, the name on the Wuhutui ID card was Su Tui, the first phase Yizhen was called Su Zhen, and so on.

After confirming that there were no legal loopholes in the contract, I asked the five tigers to withdraw and sign my name. Since the age of the five tigers on the ID card was only nine years old, Yizhen had to sign his name as a guardian for the first phase.

Lujiang's work efficiency is very high. After three days, a signed contract was sent back, and Wu Hutui officially became an anchor.

Since the age on the Five Tigers' ID card is too young, it looks like a primary school student, and the appearance is quite cute. The Lujiang Live Broadcasting Platform intends to use this as a gimmick, and it is very popular, so it directly sent a homepage recommendation to the Five Tigers. s position.

For this reason, after I helped the Five Tigers retire to install a device with a camera and officially showed his face, his popularity became as fast as sesame blossoms. In a few days, his fans changed from thousands of fans to tens of millions. This number is still growing, and most of the increasing fans are women, and Weibo has also become the top ten most searched.

The person in charge of the Five Tigers is very happy to see this momentum, and the bonus will not be less.

Whenever the five tigers retreated to take the head with a sweet smile, the direction of the barrage changed to "Brother Hu is so cute" or something like that.Because the five tigers are too young to retire, and there is no conflict of competition with other game anchors of the same type.Others are fans of girlfriends and wives, but when they come to him, they all become fans of mothers and sisters. Other anchors can't compete even if they want to.

I haven't been taken away by the Five Tigers for a long time. I just felt a little disappointed, but this loss didn't last for more than 10 minutes, because the Five Tigers said that they would lead me to rank up in the live broadcast tonight...

The author has something to say:

The voting results came out, Uncle and Lianlian won by an overwhelming advantage.Alas, I originally thought that if Ibaraki and Gouzi grow up, I can make them mentally retarded, but I can't bear to treat Lianlian like this, so I can only change my strategy (serious face.Let uncle be mentally handicapped alone!

Thank you Xiaoyue and Mo Linjiang for the mines every day~ I will work hard~ There are also mines for the newly updated fleeting little angels, welcome to enter the pit~

I have a very serious question. Is my article really the mudslide in the sword article? I don’t think so. This is the illusion of the little angels, it must be an illusion!ヽ(;▽;)ノ