[Tutorial] Self-indulgence

After going to the hospital last time and messing things up, Gang Ji and I are now in the equivalent of... psychics and spirit holders?

By the way, the relationship between me and him makes me feel a little delicate, so I still can't quickly accept that I have been singled out for more than ten years, but someone is looking at me...

Wait, I feel like I just belittled myself?

[Zero, do you want to draw a lottery together? ] Gang Ji stood in front of that kind of hawker stall, staring seriously at the lottery machine in front of him.

I squatted next to him, seriously thinking about whether this method of spinning out golden balls could make me think of ways to cheat. [... Do you think I should reach in and grab the golden ball to block the hole while you are turning this thing? ]

The biggest gain after returning from the hospital last time, besides that Tsuna can see me, is that I can not only pass through obstacles such as walls, but also touch some things and move them according to my own consciousness.

However, although it can be touched, it depends on whether the size of those objects is appropriate to move.

I can move small and light objects such as steel balls, game consoles or empty bottles and boxes, but I can't move large or heavy objects such as laptops or refrigerators.

[...No need, anyway, it’s just a side event after visiting the market with my mother. ] He didn't care to put his hand on the shaker.

This guy said so, so I shrugged and put my hand on his and squeezed it. [Yoxi!It's up to you! ! ] After I finished speaking, I tried my best to turn this thing.

God, if you love me, send me a newest home console with grand prize and second prize settings that can go out and play!

"Oh oh oh! Congratulations!" The small vendor owner shook the rattle in his hand excitedly, "Special prize! Two coupons for 'Take a luxury cruise ship to Southland Paradise'! Oh? This, this is!" The small vendor owner suddenly stared His eyes widened, and he rang the rattle in his hand again. "This gentleman also won the second prize and won a newest home game console!"

[Hey~☆] I happily jumped up on the spot, [God, you really love me!Mom, buy me the Pocket Series Pikachu Adventure! ]

Tsuna Yoshi held the home game console in his hand with an expression of disbelief. [...Actually won two prizes... Saying that my mother won't buy it, this will definitely be returned...] He looked down at the game console in his arms, and then mercilessly poked my wound.

"It's great to be able to take a cruise ship to Southland Paradise, but this..." Mom seemed to want to confirm what Tsunaji said, and looked at the home game console with one hand while looking at the home game console with a bit of distress. "Hmm, it's a home game console that is suitable for all ages and can be enjoyed by the whole family"?" Mom was chanting the slogan on the packing box, her expression suddenly a little excited. "Gun-jun, let's play together sometime."

[accepted? ! ] Gangji held the home game console and stared wide-eyed at the back of her mother happily humming an unknown song and walking away, completely stunned.

Don't talk about him, even I was stunned with a dull face. [Actually yes, and humming exactly like the kind of people who are marketed with deceptive slogans to trick kids into enjoying themselves!] ]

[zero! ] Gangji turned to look at me and raised his voice.

I stuck out my tongue in embarrassment. [I was wrong. ]

"Gun-jun! Hurry up and follow." Sensing that Gang-ji was still in place, her mother turned around and waved to Gang-ji.

Gangji and I looked at each other and hurried up.

Anyway, this is my big victory, I must be super lucky today!

"Look carefully... Isn't the date of this cruise ticket tomorrow?" After walking home, my mother took out two tickets and looked at them, and suddenly said, "This is going to be troublesome. If there are only two tickets, I can only buy them." Went with Tsunaki. Where's Little Reborn?"

"It's okay, Mom." The little baby mentioned by the mother lowered the brim of his hat, and then showed a creepy smile.

[...I'm sure you will be tricked by this guy. ] I looked at the baby's expression, reached out and touched the tip of Tsunayoshi's hair. [You know how to do it?Tsuna Yoshi-kun? ]

[I see... I will use pocket money to buy the game for you, please help me ah zero. ] The child wanted to cry without tears, and then plunged into the sofa.

"Stupid Gang, what is this embarrassing expression?" As a tutor, Reborn ruthlessly kicked Gang Ji into the sofa, and even jumped on Gang Ji's back and stomped hard, before letting him go.

I, who was watching the whole process from the sidelines, made a sign of the cross on my chest as a condolence.

Boarding the cruise ship the next day, Gang Ji thought it was a relaxing trip, but after seeing the large group of people who boarded the ship illegally, the whole person lay down on the bed in depression. [Help...why can't I even get a rest day. ]

[That can't be helped, the daily life of a teenager is full of hilarity and toss. ] I sat on the edge of the bed, brushing his hair for a while, and occasionally deliberately messing up his hair as a prank, and then smoothing it back.

He looked at me sideways, then squinted his eyes and continued to let me run through his hair, a bit like a rabbit or a small animal such as a kitten napping during the day.

But before it was quiet for a long time, Reborn happily opened the door and said that Biyangqi didn't know where to go because she was too bored, and Lan Bo, who was comforted by her mother, was also clamoring to play.

[Biyangqi must be in the kitchen,] I took advantage of Gangji getting up from the bed, and threw myself on the bed. [Lambo... I don't want to move...] I rubbed against the bed, not wanting to get up again.

Speaking of which, even if I pounced on it so violently, this bed didn't have a reaction like a large human figure was dented... From a certain point of view, I'm just a level higher than the previous form...

I don't want to go out and shake, but because of the chains on my chest, Gangji and I can't seem to be too far away, so he can't move alone, so Gangji, who happened to see Lanbo sneaking past the door, hurriedly called Lanbo to stop , then imitated my tone, and said to Lanbo as fiercely as possible, 'If you run away, I will throw Lanbo out', 'I don't like children who run around' and 'I only like good children' , but Rambo completely ignored him.

I had no choice but to get up from the bed and let my consciousness dominate Tsunayoshi's body again. "Rambo!" Tsunaki and I had a different tone of voice, and I raised my voice at the beginning.

It was probably rare to hear such a loud voice from Gangji, not only Rambo who was running forward stopped and looked over, but even Reborn raised his head to look at Gangji.

I silently made a cold, charming and wild middle finger in my heart, and then lowered my voice slightly. "Lambo, come here."

Because of the first sound, Lan Bo hesitated for a while, but he still stood there and watched.

[I think if I have this kind of child in the future, not to mention stuffing him back, I have to let him grind his father to death before I am willing. ] I gritted my teeth and complained to Tsuna Ji, but all I could do was make him smirk like an idiot.

[That's okay, at worst, I'll raise it. ] Tsuna Yoshi's words are just like the kind of father-to-be whose wife is pregnant and about to give birth, full of doting and...slightly stupid atmosphere.

"If you don't come here, Lan Bo, I won't care about you. I won't care if you get lost or hungry." I looked at Lan Bo calmly, and then squatted down. "I'll count to three, and if I don't come back, I'll close the door."

"One," I stood up, and Lan Bo took a small step forward hesitantly, but withdrew his foot again.

"Two..." I prolonged my voice, and turned my head to look at the room, and then at him.Rambo took three or four steps back this time, then stopped again.

I took a deep breath, took a step back, and grabbed the doorknob with my hand. "—Three!" As soon as the words finished, Lan Bo rushed over at a trot, rubbing his nose and tears against Gang Ji's trousers.

[Uh, this guy...] I looked at Lanbo with disgust and helplessness, and finally I had to bend down and reach out to hold him in my arms.

"Why are you crying, didn't you want to leave at the beginning?" I said to him in a slightly more serious tone, and then wiped away his tears and snot with a tissue on the side.

Rambo sniffed, then wrapped his arms around Tsuna's neck. "The idiot will still control me?"

[...This guy is much smarter than you were when you were young, Tsunayoshi. ] I looked at Lanbo's eyes as he spoke and aimed at me, and couldn't help but compare with Gangji.

Then he got stern opposition from Tsuna. [No!I was super honest when I was young. ]

I agree with this sentence, Gang Ji was super honest when he was a child, almost the kind of honesty that would make a slightly naughty child cry in fright.

"It depends on whether you are obedient or not. If you stay with your mother honestly and obey the rules when you eat later, then I still like you." Bear parent.

If my mother or someone else tells me to follow Rambo, if he's younger, I think it's my personality to beat someone up.

Lanbo blew his nose violently, then jumped down and ran to his mother's room. "Master Lanbo is a good boy, now he is going to accompany his mother! Mom!!"

[……solve. ] After I watched Rambo run into my mother's room, I closed the door and locked it. [Treat a bear child to get 250 experience points, and now enter the rest state! ] I flung myself onto the bed and rolled with Gang Ji inadvertently.

This guy and I looked at each other face to face, then blushed and looked away. [Wait... Reborn seemed to be outside just now...]

Hearing what Tsunaji said, I exchanged glances with him, and then decided to pretend not to know and continue sleeping.

After waiting for the so-called Southern Paradise, Tsuna was played by reborn again.No, it should be said that I was playing with him from the beginning, but I accidentally shut the door out when I was about to play.

Counting the prison temple who came out of nowhere, Tsunayoshi and Yamamoto are going to accept the so-called mafia inspection.

Then as soon as they came in, the three of them were asked to bribe a large pile of money to the person sitting stupidly at the desk.

[...What, what should I do, Zero! ] Gangji bitterly called my name for help, neither lost nor took the pile of money in his arms.

I leisurely walked to the desk and patted the chair next to me. [Anyway, this pile of money is absolutely fake, you just throw it on the desk, or put it in front of this man, and then sit on the chair. ] Hearing what I said, Gang Ji hesitated to put the money on the desk, and then pushed it in front of the man.Finally sat down on the chair in front of the man.

[Of course, then...? ] He sat in a chair, stiff.

[Whatever, anyway, there is a time limit, so we will sit until the time is up. ] I pressed Tsunayoshi's thigh, then sat on tiptoes. [Anyway, I don’t have any weight to sit on, so I’ll just make do with it. ]

[Why? ! ...Okay, okay. ] Although Gangji agreed, he still moved his body uncomfortably, and his eyes wandered around. In the end, he even stared blankly at the pile of money in order not to focus on me, and then Looking at the man in the black suit opposite.

[Sigh... Hurry up and accept it, I'll just sleep on your body later, I won't be thrown off by you anyway, so don't bother me... Anyway, you will be able to solve the next thing. ] I raised my upper body to look at the dark environment around me, and finally just nestled in Tsunaki's arms.

Tsunayoshi's body wasn't as stiff as it was at first, instead he lowered his body slightly following my posture. [Well, I will call you at night...? ]

I squint and nod. [Well, you can chat about anything at that time.Ah, remember to help me share the head-hammer battle of two babies. ]

He hummed to express his understanding, and then continued the previous state, his eyes wandering between the man's money.

Probably because Tsuna Kichi’s strange state made his whole body tremble, the man in the black suit put his hand on the table at first, and then tapped the table with his fingers after a while, and finally slowly put his hand on the table. Reaching for the pile of money, he stuffed it into his suit.

[Finally out! ] I lay on Gang Ji’s back and wrapped my hands around his neck. Although the chain on his chest was still there, it didn’t make Gang Ji and I feel like being trapped, so I lay on his back, Slowly fell asleep.

I thought I would be bumped or woken up by something, but until I woke up naturally at night, I didn't feel any discomfort or being woken up halfway.

[zero?Ah, are you awake? ] Probably because I stretched my waist too much, I startled Tsuna who was sitting by the window, he turned his head to look in my direction. [Because I said I was a little tired, so reborn and the others are in another room, uh... Also, we are on the cruise ship and going home now.Zero You slept a long time. ] He said, pulling the empty chair beside him closer, and looking at me.

I nodded, and I also felt as if I had slept too long. [… I never thought I could sleep for so long without being woken up at all. ] With that, I sat down on the chair next to him.

[Ah, is it? ...I was worried that the training required by Reborn would wake you up, or that Scaru would prevent you from waking up. ] He said with a smile, but his words made me feel relieved.

I wanted to say something, but he suddenly shook his head. [...No need to say anything, just like this.Before... I was worried that if Zero couldn't get up, should I use Snow White or Sleeping Beauty's method, it's a pity. ]

[That's it,] I bumped his head with my head, then moved my face closer and gave him a crisp kiss on the cheek. [enough? ]

[Huh, huh huh? ! ] He slammed his face into his hands, blinking as if he couldn't believe what was happening. [Well, can we do it again!Otherwise I feel like I'm dreaming. ]

I looked at this guy's blushing face, and simply stood up and kicked him in the calf. [You think too much, this is Mengyou bastard. ]

He was sweating profusely and bent over to cover his calf that was kicked by me, and looked at me with a bitter face. [It hurts...it's reality at all. ]

I put my hands on my hips and snorted a few times, then squatted down and reached out to rub his calf, but this guy took the opportunity to move his face closer.

[Are you capable? ] I glared at him.

He shrank his neck and leaned back in the chair with a sad and frustrated face.