The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

The teacher on duty reacted very quickly. As soon as Meng Zhou finished speaking, he quickly pushed his head away from the microphone to prevent him from making such earth-shattering and weeping remarks again. Nowadays, the concept of gender equality is advocated. The kid is broken.

Meng Zhou was pushed away innocently, but he didn't say anything. After donating a building, he waved his hand and got off the rostrum without taking a cloud.

Walking to Qi Yinian's side, he smiled and begged to boast: "I'm amazing, right?"

Qi Yinian's expression remained unchanged, and he only nodded slightly, "The principal will forgive you for the sake of the building you donated."

"Huh?" Meng Zhou tilted his head, "I'm talking about the content of my speech," Meng Zhou said with some pride, "I stayed up all night writing for three nights. I didn't work so hard during the college entrance examination." Added, "Oh, because I don't have a college entrance examination."

Qi Yinian: "...So you stayed up for three nights and wrote this?"

Qi Yinian thought of the past few nights when he got up to go to the bathroom at night, he could see Meng Zhou holding a computer on the sofa, the blue screen light faintly reflected on his face, and he wrinkled his face at the computer, He didn't move for a long time, Qi Yinian thought he was watching a horror movie.

While the two were talking, the teacher on duty over there had calmed down the emotions of the students in the audience, and everyone left the playground quietly and orderly.Meng Zhou stood on the high platform and looked at it, feeling a little bit emotional, "Ah, it's nice to be young."

"You're not old yet." Qi Yinian said.

"They all call me Uncle Meng. Men get old as soon as they get married, and they are no longer precious. Small cabbage and yellow rice," Meng Zhou sighed, "That's how it is in this life."

Qi Yinian: "Huh?"

"There is a saying in "The Three Precepts of Men's Virtues," Meng Zhou pulled Qi Yinian down, "It has been like this since ancient times."

After going down the steps, Qi Yinian shook off Meng Zhou's hand, put his hand in his pocket and walked past him.Before he could take a few steps, several security guards with batons came running from all directions, staring at the two of them.

"You two stay for a while, the principal invites you to have tea."

Qi Yinian: "..." He gave Meng Zhou a disgusted look, and his eyes were filled with anger of "it's not all because of you".

Meng Zhou shrugged helplessly, he didn't want to do this either.

Qi Yinian followed the security guards to the principal's office, and when he passed Mengzhou, he said, "Remember to take your medicine when you come out next time!"

Meng Zhou: "..."

10 minutes later, in the principal's office.

A little different from Qi Yinian's imagination, he and Meng Zhou were entertained at the desk by Hao Sheng.The principal is middle-aged and already has a typical beer belly of this age. He took out a contract from his desk with a smile, and handed it to Meng Zhou with a smile, "It's urgent."

The principal clasped his hands on the desk, "We are very grateful for Mr. Meng's speech and the subsequent speech prizes. It is very helpful to our school to speak to a generous and transparent person like Mr. Meng. .”

Qi Yinian thought in his heart, that's right, it's a building.

The principal stretched out his hand across the table to Meng Zhou, and Meng Zhou also extended his hand. The two shook hands on the table and smiled at each other. The principal said, "Such speeches can be delivered to hundreds of millions more times."

Meng Zhou also laughed, "It should."

During this negotiation, both the host and guest had a great time, only Qi Yinian remained expressionless.

Meng Zhou unscrewed the cap of the pen, opened the contract, glanced at it casually, and prepared to sign.Qi Yinian frowned, raised his hand to support his arm, Meng Zhou turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Qi Yinian glanced at him speechlessly, this idiot is sweet, even if he volunteered to donate a building to the school, this kind of contract involving the flow of large sums of money should be checked first to make sure it is correct.

Qi Yinian told himself that this was a kind heart, he took the contract away from Meng Zhou's hands, and opened it carefully from the front page.He looked very fast, at the speed of ten lines at a glance, the principal looked at him from the opposite side, and asked kindly: "This is...?"

Meng Zhou: "My wife."

His wife has spoken more and more smoothly.

The principal smiled and nodded, "I can see that the two of you have a very good relationship."

At this time, after Qi Yinian finished reading the contract, he returned it to Meng Zhou and said, "No problem."

Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian with the eyes of "Sure enough, you are unnecessary". Because the principal is still here, Qi Yinian held back his hardened fist and didn't care about Meng Zhou.It doesn't matter, when you go home, you can worry about it with the speech just now.

Meng Zhou finished signing his name in a fluttering manner, closed the pen cap smartly, pushed the contract back to the principal, and the principal also picked up the pen and signed his name.

The intention to donate the building was confirmed so quickly, the two walked out of the principal's office, Meng Zhou looked at the familiar building, "I remember that I visited the principal's office many times when I was in elementary school, but the principal has changed, it's not the time when he took me the one."

Qi Yinian replied indifferently, "Thinking about it."

The two went downstairs and walked outside the school, but they didn't take a few steps before being stopped again.

It was Meng Zhou's primary school head teacher who blocked the way.With the experience of the principal, Meng Zhou has no fear at all. There is nothing that can't be solved by donating a building. If there is, then donate another building.

Meng Zhou stepped forward confidently, "Hi, old class."

As soon as Lao Ban knocked down his cane, the speed was very fast—the crutch was a newly found thick branch, and the old man was so angry that he couldn't walk without anything to support him.

"Men's virtue, Wai Rui Gude!" The class teacher's hair stood on end in anger, "I don't learn well every day, and even come to school to teach bad children, I will beat you a black sheep, I will beat you so arrogant."

Meng Zhou screamed and ran, but he didn't dodge, and he was beaten several times. Later, he hid behind Qi Yinian, and the head teacher stopped.

Qi Yinian was sandwiched between the two, facing the head teacher face to face. After a while, the head teacher put down the "crutch" first, supported his body again, and asked, "Are you Meng Zhou's wife?"

Qi Yinian gritted his back molars, and nodded as if he was heroic, "Yes." He couldn't tell others that they were an agreed couple, although he really wanted to do so now, to get rid of his relationship with Meng Zhou.

The homeroom teacher took a few breaths, looked at Qi Yinian for a few times, hesitated to speak, and finally said: "Meng Zhou thinks I brought him up when he was a child, and he has been troublesome since he was a child, and he is aggressive." She glanced at Meng Zhou, "It's a good thing to have someone to take care of him when he's married, but ah..."

The teacher in charge sighed, "Now we all advocate equality between men and women." After finishing speaking, he felt that his words were wrong, so he took it back, "Now we all advocate equality for everyone. Our society is a healthy society with harmony, democracy and the rule of law. That set of feudal ideas should not Use it on those closest to you."

The class teacher's tone was sincere, and the old man over half a century looked at Qi Yinian kindly. Even if this happened, he didn't say a single harsh word, but hoped to use words to influence him.

Qi Yinian: "..." Although, it's really not him who is feudal.

"Teacher, if I say that the eight honors and eight disgraces on Meng Zhou's rostrum are the family rules of his Meng family, and it has nothing to do with me, would you believe me?"

The homeroom teacher looked at Qi Yinian and said nothing.

Qi Yinian sighed, "Well, it's because Meng Zhou didn't take his medicine when he came out this morning." Anyway, he wouldn't take the blame on himself.

The teacher in charge shook his head, "It's fine for you to lie to the primary school students. You really want to lie to me. I don't care about your young people's affairs. It's just my own happiness, which I have to cherish." He glanced at them, turned around and left on crutches, his thin figure looked a little bleak in the morning wind.

Meng Zhou came out from behind Qi Yinian, lowered his head, as if he knew what he did wrong, and didn't dare to raise his head.

Qi Yinian looked away from a distance, and said coolly: "Let's go, let's talk at home."

When we arrived at the apartment, as soon as the door opened, Qi Yinian said coldly, "Kneel down."

Shocked by the sharp tone, Meng Zhou plopped down on his knees, his knee hitting the hard wooden floor with a crisp sound.

Qi Yinian looked at him with folded arms, "That's right, knowledge and action are one."

Meng Zhou: "..."

He realized later that he shouldn't be kneeling, and Qi Yinian just bombed him.So I moved my thighs and thought of it.

Qi Yinian frowned, "Get up and try?"

Meng Zhou took a breath and knelt back again.

Qi Yinian squatted down in front of him, lowered his head, Meng Zhou still held the seven speech scripts in his hands, and did not lose them all the way.

Qi Yinian reached out to grab it, tugged, but didn't move, raised his head and said "Huh?"

Meng Zhou said weakly: "Don't tear it up. I finally wrote Three Nights."

Qi Yinian pulled it out of his hand, "Why keep it, keep it as a family heirloom and pass it on to the next generation?"

Meng Zhou: "...I thought so."

Qi Yinian: "?"

Meng Zhou said again: "After thinking about it, it's better to forget it. After all, it's too embarrassing. This kind of evidence exists in the world, so it's not easy to educate my son." Meng Zhou proudly raised his chest, "Men from the Meng family must be upright."

Qi Yinian shook off his speech with a "hehe" smile.

Start with the first sentence, "The theme of my speech today is not to promote male virtue, and the country will not be a country." "What is the most important quality of a man? It is male virtue!"

Qi Yinian frowned, looked at Meng Zhou who was still kneeling, "Do you have male virtue?"

Meng Zhou: "I'm a husband and I don't need to have one."

Qi Yinian: "Huh?"

Meng Zhou put it another way, "You are the wife you need to have."

Qi Yinian kicked Meng Zhou's knee with his toe, "I thought you had reached the level of ideological awareness to give a speech, and you shouldn't say such things."

Meng Zhou: "That's all suffocated, not my truth."

"Then what is your truth?"

Meng Zhou raised his head awkwardly, "What is the most important quality of a wife? It is to be masculine to her husband!"

Qi Yinian: "...I'll call Dr. Wang and say, your illness is hopeless, just be cremated. I hope you can be born under the light of socialism next time."

Meng Zhou: "Huh? Who is Dr. Wang?" Meng Zhou's focus was misplaced.

Qi Yinian said calmly, "Old Wang next door."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian lowered his head and continued to read the content. He finished flipping through a page in two to three seconds, and he had a general understanding of what Meng Zhou had written.Bending down and handing the speech to Meng Zhou again, Qi Yinian turned and went to the kitchen.

Meng Zhou raised his drooping eyebrows and saw that someone was gone, he raised his knees and wanted to get up by himself.Halfway through the climb, a voice came from above his head, "Continue to kneel!"

Meng Zhou thumped, and his knee hit the floor again.

Qi Yinian came out of the kitchen with half of the watermelon in his arms, and pulled a chair as he passed the dining table.

He parked the chair in front of Mengzhou, sat on it, hugged the melon with a spoon stuck in it, leaned back against the chair and looked lazily at Mengzhou, "Didn't you miss it? Read it, I'll listen. Read until you remember and I am satisfied."

Meng Zhou: "???"