The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

What Lan Luo asked Qi Yinian to do in the company was not troublesome, but it took some time.When Qi Yinian came out of the building, he glanced at his watch, and almost drove the car to the maximum speed within the speed limit to reach the school within the appointed time.

The security guard did not stop him after learning his identity, presumably Meng Zhou had greeted him, but when he arrived at the playground, Qi Yinian only wanted to let the security guard stop him outside the school gate in the name of someone who had nothing to do with the school, instead of letting him go. He came in and asked him to stand on the playground with [-] primary school students and listen to Meng Zhou's speech!

"Since male virtues are mentioned, let me tell you where my male virtues are."

The red sun is rising, and the light covers the earth. The pupils are like green bamboo shoots, standing upright in the morning breeze.The loudspeaker expands the voice of the speech and sends Meng Zhou's words to the ears of every student.

"Men must marry a wife. Why do you marry a wife? It is to treat your wife well, so we marry a wife, that's not called marriage, you have to pay for it," Meng Zhou said on stage, "Oh, so" gestures, "Invite the Bodhisattva home to worship."

There was a wave of "Oh~" among the students.

Qi Yinian: "..." His fist hardened.

Meng Zhou was still reading his speech on the stage, "... Speaking of which, my male virtues have been fully reflected."

Qi Yinian turned around decisively and left, the teacher here will naturally have to deal with the one on stage, so he doesn't want to embarrass himself with the other party.

However, before he took a few steps, the passionate speech on the horn suddenly stopped, and before Qi Yinian felt that Meng Zhou had finally awakened, he heard a higher-pitched voice, "Qi Yinian, you Where are you running?" came the broken voice from the speaker.

Qi Yinian: "..."

Kill him, burn him to ashes, and float away with the morning wind.

Qi Yinian's walking steps froze for a second, then he ran faster towards the gate of the playground, but someone didn't let him go, and the voice of shouting was like a urging sound, chasing up from behind non-stop.

"Qi Yinian. Stop for me, you promised to come and listen to my speech!"

Qi Yinian: I loved it.

"You have come here, why are you still leaving!"

Qi Yinian: I'm afraid that my toes will scratch the plastic track.

"Qi Yinian, stay here, don't be ungrateful, or I'll kneel down and beg you!"

Qi Yinian: It's useless to kneel down and beg this time.

Meng Zhou's voice stopped behind him for a moment. In such a precious moment, Qi Yinian opened the closed playground door, and saw that half of his foot had been stepped out. Yelling given in place.

"Honey, don't go!"

Qi Yinian split open on the spot.

People left at [-]:[-].

Qi Yinian's fingers grasped the green-painted playground door, his knuckles bent, and he turned white with such force that he rubbed the green paint off a bit.Then, he turned his head slowly, slowly, and fixed his eyes on Meng Zhou on the rostrum from a distance of the entire playground.

Meng Zhou, who was standing on the stage, suddenly had a chill down his back.

He asked the system in his mind with some uncertainty, "Am I wrong?"

The system patted him on the shoulder with the data flow, "You are right, it is only natural to call him a wife."

Meng Zhou forced a comforting smile.

Just listen to the next sentence from the system: "My wife can do whatever she wants when she gets angry."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian changed his route, turned around and walked to the rostrum. Meng Zhou swallowed nervously, and the seven or eight thin speech papers he was holding in his hand were rustled by him. Three seconds later, he Parkinson's hand tremors finally stopped, Meng Zhou thought: I'm dead, I'll finish reading the speech first.

So he picked up the speech again and continued to bow his head and recite affectionately.

"The wife is the sky, the wife is the earth, and the wife is the origin of all things, so whatever the wife says is right."

At this time, not only Qi Yinian was walking towards the rostrum, but also Mengzhou's primary school head teacher.When he heard the topic of Meng Zhou's speech, he was so angry that he almost spit out blood. It was the teacher next to him who had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and fed him a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill to slow him down.

The homeroom teacher looked at the stage with an animal-like expression, and said to the teacher who helped him, "Wait, I'll go up and grab him right away."

The old man's legs and feet are not flexible, and it took him more than a minute to climb the stairs of the rostrum, which gave Meng Zhou precious time to type out [-] words.Finally, the head teacher climbed the stairs, and stretched out his arms to pull Mengzhou before reaching the center of the rostrum. At this time, Mengzhou made a speech:

"Presumably everyone has learned the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, but do you all understand the meaning of the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces?"

The teacher in charge paused. The content of this speech was quite normal. Could it be that this wicked beast suddenly changed his mind?Is this part of his original speech?

It was the second that the class teacher was hesitant, and it was definitely the second that the class teacher regretted the most in his life, because this second gave Meng Zhou the opportunity to say the next sentence——

"The eight honors and the eight disgraces are just that," Mengzhou said loudly, "to be proud of caring for your wife, and ashamed not to love your wife; to be proud of spending money on your wife, and ashamed not to spend money on your wife..."

head teacher:"!"

His outstretched arm receded a second before touching Meng Zhou's arm—the old man was so angry that he fell ill again, and the effect of the last Jixiao Jiuxin Pill had passed, this wave, this wave had to come again He could only carry it with a piece, and the outstretched arm was directly facing the sky. He fell backwards. At this time, an arm stretched out from behind, firmly supporting the head teacher's body.

Qi Yinian supported the head teacher who had fallen down, and patted his back with his hands to help the other party breathe. After a few breaths, the head teacher was relieved.

The first time he recovered, he looked at Meng Zhou, who was still speaking, and the latter was still saying plausibly, "It's an honor to listen to my wife, and it's a shame not to listen to my wife..."

Qi Yinian asked the head teacher to stand firm, and said softly to him, "Don't be angry, I'll come."

Then he walked over, put his hands around Meng Zhou, and calmly took out the microphone from Meng Zhou's hand. He didn't look at Meng Zhou, but put the microphone next to his mouth, and smiled at the audience. Said: "I'm sorry, he forgot to take his medicine when he came out. Dr. Wang in the mental hospital is off work today, so I'll take him back."

Meng Zhou: "?"

After finishing speaking, Qi Yinian handed over the microphone to the teacher on duty who rushed over, then grabbed Meng Zhou's wrist with his right hand, and firmly pulled him down the stage.

Meng Zhou was still a little overwhelmed, "Oh, no, let me finish this." He shook the speech in his hand, "There are still three pages left."

Qi Yinian glanced at him coldly: "...I'll deal with you when I go back."

Hearing this, Meng Zhou shrank his neck like a quail.

Seeing that he was about to follow Qi Yinian out of the rostrum, Meng Zhou suddenly remembered that he still had the most important thing to say, he shook off Qi Yinian's hand, glanced at him, turned and ran towards the middle of the rostrum.

Qi Yinian gritted his teeth from behind, "Meng Zhou!"

In Taichung, the staff member who took over the microphone was soothing the wounded hearts of the children. He said to the audience in a voice as soft as spring wind and rain: "Do you think Uncle Meng's drama performance just now is good?" The teacher on duty changed his tone, "No Wrong, the smart kids must have noticed by now that Uncle Meng and the uncle who dragged him down just now are performing a family drama."

This witty rescue ability, who can't give a thumbs up and say admiration, the motherland has you, and the flowers of the motherland have you!

The teacher on duty is still trying to turn the tide, and wants to pull the values ​​revealed in the story to the core values ​​of socialism, "This story is to tell us that in getting along in family life, we must respect and tolerate each other. You see, Even though Uncle Meng was sent to a mental hospital, his wife did not give up on him, and came to accompany him to act in a family drama, isn't it very touching love?"

"That's right!" The elementary school students echoed the words from the audience.

"Uncle Meng is so pitiful. No one cares about Uncle Doctor after get off work, so he ran out."

"I hope Uncle Meng's illness will recover soon."

"Uncle, don't forget to take your medicine before going out~"

The primary school students are eagerly expressing their concern for the fugitive mental patient and uncle of Meng Mental Hospital. The children are young and kind-hearted, and they believe the teacher’s short words. At this moment, they are all devoted to their uncles. It’s great admiration.

"When my father is sick, my mother will take care of him all night."

"It must be very hard for another uncle to take care of such a big patient as Uncle Meng. I hope they will be well."

The teacher on duty looked at the children in relief, um, very good, the flowers of the motherland have not grown crookedly, and they are still thriving.

The corners of the teacher's lips were raised. At this moment, just after the storm of fallacies and heresies passed, and the moment after he successfully turned the tide, he sincerely felt the sense of mission, responsibility and pride of being a gardener.

However, before this pride lasted for a second, a big furry head suddenly poked out from behind him.

The smile that the teacher had just evoked froze on his face slowly, slowly. He looked down and saw that Meng Zhou's head was already close to the microphone, and his bloody mouth had been opened. At this moment, the teacher's frozen smile split open .

At this moment, Meng Zhou is definitely the most focused existence in the field, everyone's eyes are on him, the warm eyes of elementary school students caring for the mentally ill, referred to as the mentally handicapped, Qi Yinian's cold and heartless eyes that want to kill, the head teacher is raging The angry gaze, and the stunned gaze of the teacher on duty because it was too sudden and at a loss...

I heard Meng Zhou hold the microphone and say slowly: "Thank you for listening to my speech patiently. As compensation, I will donate a building to the school."

Silence.

Then thunderous cheers and applause broke out.

The screams of the elementary school students almost burst the playground. Except in cartoons, they have never seen such a bold person.Presumably at this moment, Meng Zhou's status in their hearts is as enviable as the pigman who said "Super Lollipop!"

The applause continued for a long time, and at the end, the students even shouted "Uncle Meng" together.That young and energetic voice was extremely contagious, Qi Yinian looked at Mengzhou in the distance, and at this moment, he also laughed.