The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Hearing the system's sentencing words, Erlang's leg that Meng Zhou tilted up limped.

Qi Yinian, who was drinking water opposite, saw his eyelids twitch, put down his teacup, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Meng Zhou turned his gaze to Qi Yinian quietly, his expression was nonchalant, but his whole body was full of melancholy. He bent down and hugged his leg, "I'm cramping."

"Huh?" Qi Yinian asked, "Didn't you just sit there, why did you suddenly have cramps?"

Meng Zhou: "Maybe it's growing pains." He stretched his leg straight on the sofa, and it was indeed quite long. "The trouble with long legs."

"Growing pains at such an age," Qi Yinian laughed, "Actually, it's my old cold legs."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou turned his face away, full of resentment, "The old cold legs are also caused by someone letting me sleep on the sofa every day."

Qi Yinian paused for a moment, feeling a little pity. There is a big temperature difference between day and night in Lancheng, although it is not too cold in the apartment at night, but if Mengzhou doesn't cover his legs with a blanket, it is possible that his legs will catch cold.

Qi Yinian's eyes fell on his "limping" leg, "How long will you stay with me, three months?"

Meng Zhou blinked, "I just showed a little dissatisfaction with the sofa," Meng Zhou jumped up, "Are you going to drive me away?"

Qi Yinian raised his eyebrows when he saw Meng Zhou jumping off the ground vigorously, "Is the leg okay now?"

Meng Zhou limped again while standing on the ground.

Meng Zhou: "No matter what I say, I can't leave anyway. I will stay by your side during the marriage. Even if you call the police and the police come to your door, we will still be legally married." Meng Zhou glanced at Qi Yinian and snorted, " Maybe people will say that your family is cold and violent to me, so let me sleep on the bed."

Qi Yinian stood up from the sofa, not bothering to talk to him.He walked to the guest room in the southeast corner. There was no bed in it, and it was an empty room with some sundries in the corner.Qi Yinian took a quick glance and estimated the approximate size, and opened the shopping webpage to choose a suitable single bed on it.

Meng Zhou was in the living room, watching Qi Yinian leave, he found time to bargain with the system, "Where is the speech time, weekend?"

Meng Zhou said in a deliberative tone: "Look, Beicheng No. [-] Primary School is full of primary school students. Their ideological system is not yet perfect, and their values ​​are not yet mature." Meng Zhou questioned his soul, "How can I use my speech to How about poisoning the flowers of the motherland?" After thinking for a while, he was speaking about male virtues, and then changed his words, "How about poisoning the grass of the motherland?"

The system did not give the slightest chance to accommodate, "The flag-raising ceremony on Monday morning, otherwise how can it be called a speech under the national flag?"

Meng Zhou licked his teeth, gave up the last struggle, and thought about the skills he learned from his high school Chinese teacher, "Eight hundred character argumentative essay?"

"No," the system said happily, "[-]-word lyrical prose."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "Afterwards, I have to donate a building to my alma mater."

The system replied, "You can directly contact your elementary school class teacher about donating the building. This speech was also arranged through him. The old man took you for six years more than ten years ago. He has not retired yet. I heard that you want to I was very happy to go back to school to give a speech under the national flag, and said that after the students I brought out have achieved great results, they still know to go back to their alma mater to visit, which is really touching."

Meng Zhou wiped his face and put on a pain mask.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not related to the system, and it even sprinkled salt on Mengzhou's wounds, so the system said: "Also, Qi Yinian must come to this speech, it's meaningless if he doesn't come to give a speech, it doesn't count. I have also arranged that he will attend as a family member of you, an outstanding graduate student, and sit in the first row, next to your primary school head teacher. After listening to the speech, they can share your thoughts and consciousness together, how beautiful a common theme."

Meng Zhou sat up in shock while dying, and asked, "Qi Yinian is here too?" Meng Zhou quit, "You never said that before! It's fine to give a speech to the students, as long as I'm not embarrassed, the embarrassing one is my head teacher , "Meng Zhou was incompetent and furious, "But if Qi Yinian listens to my speech on male virtues, won't I be a low self-esteem personality in front of him from now on?"

Meng Zhou's two lines shed tears, "He will definitely torture me severely, let me recite the Meng family rules for him, and let me perform the three obediences and four virtues for him."

The system softly said: "Isn't this what it should be?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou lost his brilliance of self-confidence, his eyes were demented, like a patient with Alzheimer's disease sitting on the sofa, Qi Yinian saw him like this when he came out, he remembered the scientific reports he had read , it is said that people like Mengzhou are more likely to suffer from Alzheimer's disease, Qi Yinian thinks it makes sense.

"The bed has already been ordered, and the installer will deliver it in the afternoon, after which you can sleep in the guest room, by the way," Qi Yinian lowered his head to look at the product purchase interface, "I also replaced the sofa, you are not allowed to step on it barefoot in the future Sofa," he blocked what Meng Zhou wanted to say with his eyes, "I can't even wear shoes."

Meng Zhou silently put his feet down on the edge of the sofa, thought for a while, folded his legs together, put his hands on his knees, raised his head and gave Qi Yinian a hesitant look.

Qi Yinian: "?"

Qi Yinian: "Are you lame this time?"

Meng Zhou felt his eye muscles twitch.

Within three seconds, he kept telling himself in his heart to calm down. After so many days of getting along, he had already figured out Qi Yinian's temperament. .

Meng Zhou blinked slightly, looked up at Qi Yinian expectantly, and asked, "My alma mater invited me back to give a speech under the national flag on Monday, do you want to come?"

"No." Qi Yinian refused without thinking.

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou suppressed his desire to jump up and line up with Qi Yinian, and continued to pretend to be a sweetheart: "I returned to my alma mater in primary school as an outstanding graduate to give a speech. The highlight moment," Meng Zhou seduced, "You don't want to Do you feel the glory that is even more glorious?"

Qi Yinian looked at Mengzhou like an idiot, and repeatedly refused: "No."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "Are you my wife or not? You treat me worse than a stranger," Meng Zhou twitched, "Do I still have a little bit of face as a husband? I just went to a speech, and everyone else has it." I have no family."

"Has the property of tearing down the house finally been revealed?" Qi Yinian folded his arms and looked at him, "You haven't even wagged your tail twice yet."

Meng Zhou: "...Then I shake it again and you agree?"

"Hmm," Qi Yinian's eyes showed some interest, he nodded as if he thought it was interesting, and said, "Okay."

Meng Zhou's eyes lit up, and he greeted directly and confidently, "Hi, wife!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

At that moment, Meng Zhou's eyes were shining brightly, reminiscent of watery dog's eyes, Qi Yinian suddenly turned around, his gaze was in the void for a second, and then fixed on the real place, he coughed and said: " Well, I will go to the speech, I will go back to the bedroom to work first, if the installation worker comes to the door, you can receive it."

Meng Zhou waved his paw behind him like a lucky dog.

Time passed quickly to Monday, and one hour before departure in the morning, Qi Yinian received a temporary message from Lan Luo, asking him to come to the company.

Meng Zhou held Qi Yinian's clothes and did not let go, "You must be there before my speech starts?" He choked up and looked at Qi Yinian pitifully, "You will never forget that I returned Waiting for you on the podium?"

Qi Yinian was in a hurry to leave, but Meng Zhou pulled him tightly, so he could only comfort him first, "I will definitely come, and I won't miss the appointment."

Meng Zhou looked at him, "If you don't come, I will... I will..."

Qi Yinian glanced at him and asked, "How about you?"

"I'll wait for you to come and give another speech."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "Okay, I will try to be there on time."

In the end, Meng Zhou could only come to the school by himself.

In the office, his primary school head teacher warmly received him.This dedicated teacher of the people is now over half a hundred years old, and his face is full of tender marks left by the vicissitudes of time. He held Mengzhou's hand, and felt a sense of time passing by, and he couldn't help sighing:

"I think back then you still had to spend money from your parents to avoid going to the national flag for self-criticism. I didn't expect that now that I'm older, I will take the initiative to give a speech under the national flag."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Suddenly, Meng Zhou felt dull, "Dear old Ban, there is no need to mention these past events."

The teacher in charge smiled, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes also showed kindness, "Well, you should look at me with admiration after three days away, let alone for so many years." The teacher in charge patted Mengzhou on the shoulder, "I was surprised when I received your email. I am also proud of the achievements you have made now. Originally, students gave speeches under the national flag, so I went to plead with the principal on your behalf."

The head teacher looked at Meng Zhou with admiration in his eyes, but the more Meng Zhou heard him praise himself, the more guilty he felt. The email must have been sent automatically by the system. The speech draft written by Da Ye, Gu Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Okay, the assembly time is coming soon," the head teacher dragged Meng Zhou to the playground, "I'm looking forward to your speech, a young talent like you used to be a student in our school, and now he's back after he has achieved something. How inspiring, exciting and proud to repay my alma mater."

Meng Zhou took a deep breath, and replied softly, "Well, I will definitely donate a building after my speech."

The head teacher looked at Meng Zhou in surprise, but he didn't have time to say anything to Meng Zhou, because the flag-raising ceremony had already begun.The national anthem was played, and everyone saluted solemnly.

Soon, it was Meng Zhou's turn to give a speech. Standing on the rostrum, he twirled the [-]-word speech script in his hand, and read out the fixed speech first:

"Dear leaders, dear teachers, dear students, good morning, everyone."

The audience immediately held the venue and burst into applause.

Looking down, Mengzhou saw a dense crowd, a sea of ​​people, red flags fluttering, and colorful flags fluttering—all of them were people, and the society feared that they would fall ill.

He patrolled the crowd for a few seconds, the seat Qi Yinian was in was still vacant - he hadn't come yet.Meng Zhou was waiting on the stage, his heart was beating fast, Qi Yinian will come, right?

The students in the audience fell silent after seeing the people on the stage finished their opening remarks, and there was a buzzing sound from the crowd.Seeing this, the teacher on duty went up to the stage to ask Meng Zhou. Meng Zhou responded to the teacher on duty with a hmm, and after the latter turned and left, he read the opening speech again without hesitation, and then went silent.

Teacher on duty: "..."

The teacher on duty couldn't bear it anymore, rolled up his sleeves and went up to arrest him.

Finally, when the time dragged on, Qi Yinian's figure appeared in the distance of the playground with the first ray of golden light rising from the morning sun. The corner of Meng Zhou's mouth lifted, he stood up straight, adjusted the microphone, Leaning closer and saying "Hello", Qi Yinian was attracted by the sound from the loudspeaker, stopped and looked up at the rostrum.

On the stage, the red national flag fluttered in the breeze, and the rising sun sprinkled everything on the playground with golden light. Bathed in such a solemn atmosphere, Meng Zhou officially read the first sentence of his speech:

"Today, the topic of my speech is," Meng Zhou said in a deep voice, "If Men's Virtue Is Not Prosperous, the Country Will Not Be a Country."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian turned around and left.