Meng Zhou straightened his back, and his upper body stood upright from the kneeling position. He looked at Qi Yinian with dissatisfaction, "I wanted to read you at that time but I won't read it now, and now I don't want to read it if you ask me to read it," Meng Zhou said. The eldest and young master's temper was aroused, and with a wave of his hand, he was arrogant, "The late listeners are cheaper than grass, I don't care."

Qi Yinian dug up a spoonful of watermelon with a calm expression. The flesh was red and soft, and the taste was sweet and clear. He happily finished a large spoonful, then looked at Mengzhou, thought for a while, and said casually: "Well, just Start with the sentence 'What is the most important quality of a man? It is male virtue'."

"Qi Yinian!" Meng Zhou roared, "Don't go too far."

Qi Yinian dug another spoonful of melon, "Is it too much? I don't think so," he leaned back comfortably to eat the melon, "How did you write it in your speech, wife is heaven, wife is earth, wife is the origin of all things."

Qi Yinian put the watermelon on his knees, frowned and thought, "Well, you are not polite to call me wife on the podium, since everything my wife says is right..."

Speaking of this, Qi Yinian showed a smile. He is also someone who has seen big storms. Entertainment reporters greeted him with long guns and flashing lights, and he didn't blink his eyes. He had never seen this scene when the eyes of all the elementary school students focused on him.

Qi Yinian inserted the spoon into the melon flesh with a click, the silver spoon went in, and the red juice came out, the force seemed to be cutting someone's head instead of watermelon.

"Come on, start your show!"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou took a deep breath and let it out slowly, reminding himself in his heart that those who know the current affairs are heroes, and he warned himself that he had to bow his head under the eaves. He grabbed the speech and continued to read it honestly , "Arguing with your wife, who is wrong? Of course you are wrong. Can my wife make mistakes? My wife can't."

After reading this, Meng Zhou put down the speech, "I think rational analysis..."

Qi Yinian raised his eyes, "Huh?"

Meng Zhou gulped, "It's nothing, I'll continue reading."

So he lowered his head and looked at the next line, "It's only natural for a husband to listen to his wife."

Meng Zhou licked his gums, but still couldn't hold back his grievances, "That's not what the Meng family rules say."

Qi Yinian replied flatly: "Oh, didn't you write this yourself?"

Meng Zhou: "I just want to echo the theme."

"If you don't promote male virtue, the country will not be a country?"

Meng Zhou nodded shyly, "Yes."

"This theme is good. It is rooted in reality and has a lofty goal. Then you should remember that you must be a man in the future." Qi Yinian digs a watermelon, "Otherwise, the country will be you."

Meng Zhou: "This hat is too big."

Qi Yinian said indifferently: "Continue reading."

"Oh, okay," Meng Zhou lowered his head for a second, "It's only natural for a husband to serve his wife. For example, to satisfy his wife's desires at least seven times a week, starting from one hour each time, of course two hours is best."

When Qi Yinian heard Meng Zhou read this sentence, he stopped eating melon spoon and frowned, "Wait, explain to me, what does this sentence mean?"

Meng Zhou said "Ah?", "It means literally."

Qi Yinian inserted the spoon vertically into the flesh of the melon, looked at Meng Zhou, and said coldly, "Explain, explain."

Looking at the ravaged melon, Meng Zhou felt a shudder down his spine, as if he saw his end in the near future, racked his brains to polish the sentence with the Chinese literacy he returned to the teacher, and said: "It's just a weekly handout. Seven times of public rations, and you have to eat a lot.”

Qi Yinian stood up with the melon in his arms, and walked around Mengzhou, "So, you sleep on the sofa every day, what are you thinking about?"

Meng Zhou: "I'm thinking, oh——" Qi Yinian kicked Meng Zhou's calf, "Did you crawl on my bed last time because you wanted to sneak around—"

Meng Zhou couldn't care less about crying out for pain, he raised his head in shock, and interrupted Qi Yinian, "How can you miss me so much?"

"Why did I sneak around? I crawled openly, and I asked for your opinion." Meng Zhou poked his neck, "It's me at 17cm, why, are you not satisfied?"

Qi Yinian knocked the melon on Meng Zhou's head heavily. Meng Zhou reflexively hugged his head, and then hugged the watermelon. He maintained this posture of raising his hands above his head and looked at Qi Yinian. The latter seemed to be attracted by this action. Pleasant, looking at this structure with the beauty of body art with satisfaction, "You just hold on to this melon, when will you know where you are wrong and when will you get up."

Meng Zhou didn't give in, "I'm not short, why are you dissatisfied! What else do you want me to do!"

Meng Zhou remembered the small advertisement with yellow background and red letters that he saw at the first sight when he entered the Points Mall—it only cost ten points to get bigger, longer, and stronger. Meng Zhou had a sad and angry expression on his face. Satisfied, he can!

Meng Zhou then took a look at his points, oh, he only has nine points, so forget it.

Qi Yinian ignored Meng Zhou's impotent rage, turned around and went back to the bedroom.Seeing that he closed the door, Meng Zhou turned his eyes and was about to put down the melon on it. Before he could move, Qi Yinian's voice came from the room, "I know what you are doing, don't try to be lazy .”

Meng Zhou was so frightened that he firmly pushed the melon back.

Meng Zhou sighed to the system in his mind, "Look, I just said, he will use the speech script to make fun of me."

The system has always maintained an objective, neutral judgment that is not affected by Mengzhou's personal feelings, "I think it's because your behavior today offended him."

Meng Zhou did not repent, "Where did I go wrong? Didn't you ask me to do everything I did?" Meng Zhou counted the things he had done one by one, "You are the one who punished me for the speech." Mine, and I later donated the building to compensate."

"Then tell Qi Yinian's wife to embarrass him with you in broad daylight?"

"You've said it's just and right," Meng Zhou objected. "And I called him by his name at the time and he ignored me at all. I had to make such a foolish move. Damn it."

System: "...It's useless for you to explain to me, you have the ability to explain to Qi Yinian like this," the system said sarcasticly, "It's not me who kneels."

Meng Zhou was puzzled, "Do you have a stand? You asked me to do all of this, and now you are on Qi Yinian's side?"

The system sighed, "I thought you had grown up, but you haven't at all. You still have such a long way to go before becoming a male virtue star, son, Dad is very disappointed in you."

Meng Zhou: "?"

System: "The first sentence of the Code of Men's Virtue, everything my wife says is right, do you think about what you just said are outrageous things?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou felt that the three views he had been taught by the Meng family rules since he was a child were in jeopardy at the moment, and had a fierce collision with the concept of male morality that the system had been instilling. He tried to rationalize the current situation with his own logic, "Qi Yinian started from In this speech, I learned that I am a husband who wants to achieve full marks in male virtue, so he treated me like this."

Meng Zhou freed a melon-holding hand, circled a C with his thumb and index finger, and then slowly closed it, "He grabbed me."

Meng Zhou was indignant. He felt that the melon on his head was a little uneven, as if it was about to fall over. He quickly withdrew his hand and stabilized it a little before continuing to chat with the system. Read him the speech again."

Meng Zhou burst into tears, "He was just testing my bottom line."

The system is curious, "Then where is your bottom line?"

Meng Zhou thought carefully about the concessions he made after meeting Qi Yinian, one pile after another, which was shocking. At this moment, he knelt on the cold floor and found sadly, "...I have no bottom line."

In the room, Qi Yinian called his good friend. He was busy with the entertainment business these days, and he hadn't followed up on the company's affairs for a long time. He didn't know if the progress was going well.

Over there, He Cheng quickly picked up the phone, and talked with Qi Yinian about his achievements these days, "With the help of the Meng family, the progress of the business has been smooth for a while. Especially yesterday, a big client heard that you He is in a partnership with the Prince Meng, and he resolutely gave up on cooperating with Liu Wenxuan. With this example, some small clients who have been hesitant have also proposed cooperation intentions to us."

"This quarter's performance estimate can increase by [-]%. Liu Wenxuan is not competitive in front of us at all. The shareholders in the company have a clear mind. At the final shareholders' meeting, I reasonably estimate that our votes will be stable. More than half, almost more than Seventy percent chance of winning."

Qi Yinian was very excited when he heard the news, "Well, keep up the good work, and I will give you a prorated bonus after success."

He remembered his original intention of making this call, and sighed: "I hope this matter can be resolved as soon as possible, so that Meng Zhou and I can get out of the marriage relationship as soon as possible."

He Cheng's voice on the phone seemed a little hesitant. After a while, he tried to persuade him: "If possible, I still hope that you can maintain a marriage relationship with him for a while. It would be easier if you had the Meng family behind you."

Qi Yinian looked at the blue sky outside the window. The blue sky in summer was high and far away. He used to like to look at the sky when he lived alone, but since Meng Zhou came, he rarely looked at these beautiful but beautiful people. The distant things all stay in the present, or stay in Mengzhou, and the latter can always attract his attention, whether it's laughing or disgusting.

It's like being alienated from the world all the time, and suddenly discovering that the tedious things in the world can also have their beauty and warmth.

Qi Yinian pursed his lips, and suddenly said: "Let's see in three months, I'm hanging up."

Qi Yinian turned and walked out of the bedroom, wanting to see how Mengzhou was doing.

In the living room, Meng Zhou was still kneeling in the original position, holding the melon up with his hand, feeling a little sore, he alternated his left and right hands to rest from time to time, seeing Qi Yinian came out, he quickly affirmed himself: "The melon is still on top of my head, I am not lazy .”

Qi Yinian wanted to laugh at that moment, but he held back, tried his best to keep his face expressionless, Yuan walked back to the chair in front of Mengzhou and sat down, and asked calmly, "Do you know what's wrong?"

Meng Zhou: "Understood."

Qi Yinian raised his eyebrows, a little surprised, he asked Meng Zhou curiously, "Then tell me, what's wrong with you?"

"I was wrong everywhere."

This wave, this wave of Mengzhou's ideological awareness is on the fifth floor.

Qi Yinian sighed, too lazy to argue with him, bent down, picked up the few pages of speech papers that had fallen on the floor, and said to Meng Zhou: "Okay, don't kneel down, don't push the melon, eat it yourself .”

Hearing this, Meng Zhou stood up, hugged the melon, stood opposite to Qi Yinian, stared at him, imitating Qi Yinian just now, poked a spoonful of the melon with force, bit it into his mouth, and ate it. bloody mouth.

Qi Yinian watched Meng Zhou's ferocious chewing process with a complicated expression, paused, and said, "I used that spoon before."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou lowered his head and let out a pooh.

Qi Yinian: "?"

Meng Zhou lowered his head and spit out a watermelon seed with a "bah", and dug another spoonful of watermelon before saying, "I don't mind, anyway, I am taking advantage of you."

Qi Yinian: "..."

At this time, the phone in Qi Yinian's pocket rang, and he picked it up. It was Lan Luo calling, "Hello, Sister Lan?" Qi Yinian responded and walked to the balcony.

Meng Zhou stayed where he was, looking at Qi Yinian's back while eating the melon, as if he wanted to crush him like a melon and eat it into his stomach.

Lang Luo said on the phone: "The local variety show I told you about last time has been fixed, and the first episode will start recording next Monday. Because it is a live broadcast mode, the leading film must be recorded in advance. The program team Communicated with me about your itinerary, and decided to go to the studio to record the pilot film tomorrow afternoon, by the way," Lan Luo asked, "Is Meng Zhou with you?"

Qi Yinian looked at Meng Zhou inside through the glass door of the balcony, just in time to meet the other party's gaze, Meng Zhou dug a mouthful of melon with a fierce expression, Qi Yinian was stunned, and then returned to Lanluo Question: "Yes, he's with me."

Lang Luo replied: "That's good, the company will send a car to pick you up tomorrow afternoon."

Qi Yinian hung up the phone and went out to talk to Meng Zhou about the arrangement of the variety show. Meng Zhou had no objection to the filming of the leading film tomorrow afternoon. He is completely unemployed now. A card, it's better now, squatting at home all day, leisurely.

After Qi Yinian finished speaking with Meng Zhou, he went back to his room to rest.Running around home, at work, and at school all morning, with so much emotional ups and downs, exhausted a lot of energy, and fell asleep almost as soon as I touched the pillow.

The decoration worker called last time had already installed a small bed in the guest room, and Meng Zhou was lying on it comfortably, but his mood was not as good as his body.

Meng Zhou sighed to the system, "I think I'm one step away from climbing Qi Yinian's bed." Meng Zhou turned over, "He didn't want me to go to his bed when I was sleeping on the sofa before, but now I Now that I have my own bed, can I still have a chance to climb into his bed?"

The system comforted him, "People always have dreams, what if they succeed?"

Meng Zhou was not comforted, but even more frowning and sighing.

The system's data flow was calculated, and it was comforted in another way, "Host, I tell you a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Meng Zhou decisively chose the good news.

"Because the live broadcast of the variety show is about to start, although the camera is turned off at night, there are still clues to the follow-up impact. In order to protect the privacy of my wife, the system cancels your weekly exchange through big data calculations. Public food mission."

Meng Zhou was ecstatic when he heard that.

The system poured cold water on him in due course, "There is still bad news."

Meng Zhou didn't care anymore. His most difficult, dangerous and life-threatening mission had been cancelled. What bad news could he not bear?

Come on, let the storm come more violently.

He Meng Haiyan can do it!

Just listen to the system saying: "Although the task of delivering public food has been cancelled, the penalty for not completing the task has not been cancelled, so after the end of each week, the host still needs to accept punishment measures."

Meng Zhou: "???"

Meng Zhou: "I don't understand, can you explain?"

The system took the trouble to explain it three times, and finally concluded the statement, "That is to say, you are now forced not to touch your wife, and you skip the task and directly accept the punishment. Is this clear?"

Meng Zhou: "! Are you playing with me! What good news is this!"

System: "You can't say that. When I told the news, your performance of ecstasy and dancing was not forced on you. People's reactions cannot be faked. Don't deceive yourself."

Meng Zhou: "It's because I was tricked by you!"

The tone of the system's innocent white lotus, "Our system is a pure data stream composed of 0 and 1, absolutely not playing tricks."

Meng Zhou: I believe in you.

System: "Okay, let's talk about this week's punishment task. I think you still have 0 points this week. You probably can't save it. Just lie down. I've arranged two punishments for you. "The system's data flow was frantic, and it quickly calculated how Meng Zhou would die this week. "It's just that, tomorrow you are going to record the lead film. When the host asks you questions, you should know how to answer them, right?"

Meng Zhou was angry: "I don't know!"

System: "Duck head, I don't believe what you say in anger."

Meng Zhou: "?"

"The installation package of Ba Zong's quotations that I downloaded for you last time was messed up with my own language package," the system explained sheepishly, before returning to seriousness, "In short, in the 5-minute interview of the pilot film You must express the main idea that you are a man of male virtue, so that you can attract the audience to watch you, and then you can successfully harvest the value of male virtue in the subsequent programs."

Meng Zhou gritted his teeth, "I see." For the sake of male virtue, in order to get rid of the male virtue system as soon as possible, and to part ways with Qi Yinian as soon as possible, why should Meng Zhou suffer the humiliation of sex and try his best?

The cell phone in his pocket rang, and Meng Zhou picked it up, facing the staff from his alma mater,

"Mr. Meng, hello, sorry to bother you, we want to check with you the personal account information you left."

Meng Zhou thought it was a normal verification procedure, so he said it directly, and after confirming it three times, he said cautiously, "Mr. Meng, are you sure that the account you left is all right?"

Meng Zhou was absolutely confident, "No problem."

"Okay," said the staff over there, "We found out that all the funds in this account have been frozen. Look at the money you donated to the building...?"

Meng Zhou: "...?"

The suffocation spread down the line from both ends of the phone.Mengzhou once again felt the embarrassment of having no money to buy clothes in a clothing store, but this time the embarrassment was doubled!

Meng Zhou gritted his molars and said, "Wait for me for two hours." Then he hung up the phone.

The staff member held the wired phone that was beeping, and his tone seemed as if he owed the other party a building.

After Meng Zhou hung up the phone, he strode to the door of Qi Yinian's room, but before he could knock on it, the system issued a warning voice, "My wife is sleeping, and the sound of knocking on the door will interrupt my wife's beauty sleep. Point value."

Meng Zhou: "..."

He really wanted to yell and buckle boldly. His young master Meng had never been wronged by being timid about doing things since he was a child, but his fingers just hovered there and couldn't fall down.

Three minutes later, Meng Zhou walked back to his guest room with a face wrinkled into a rag.Suddenly, he looked at the balcony, and a brilliant idea came to his mind.

The design of this apartment is three households and one living room. Meng Zhou's room is on the same side as Qi Yinian's master bedroom, and the outside is connected by a corridor that runs through the balcony.

Meng Zhou walked across the balcony and walked to Qi Yinian's bedroom. This side was a sliding glass door, facing Qi Yinian's big bed.

Like a gecko, Meng Zhou clung tightly to the glass sliding door, staring at Qi Yinian who was lying peacefully on the bed.

As the sun moved gradually, Meng Zhou's body blocked the sunlight, casting a shadow on Qi Yinian's face.

Sleeping Qi Yinian suddenly frowned, feeling that his face was covered by some terrible shadow monster, who wanted to climb onto his bed, and then cling to his body——

Qi Yinian opened his eyes suddenly, and met Meng Zhou's slightly distorted face against the glass door.

The other party looked at him and showed a slow smile. His white teeth opened and closed, like a creature from an ancient horror movie, and he spoke vicious lines: "Are you finally awake?"

Qi Yinian: "..."

The heart that just woke up was hit by [-] critical points.

Meng Zhou took a step back and waved to Qi Yinian, "I need you urgently, come out quickly."

Qi Yinian looked coldly at Meng Zhou who didn't play cards according to common sense, lifted the quilt, stepped on the blanket and got out of bed, taking every step firmly and resolutely, as if stepping on someone Meng's face.

wow——

The glass sliding door opened, Qi Yinian looked at him coldly, "Why are you peeking at my door?"

Meng Zhou was a little puzzled, "Huh? I didn't want to see an adulterer. I just wanted to see when you wake up. I'm embarrassed to wake you up, and I'm in a hurry."

Qi Yinian looked embarrassed when he saw the other's hands swaying together, if he ignored the glass door that he had been working on for an unknown amount of time, Qi Yinian would believe it.

"If you dare to step into this balcony again, I will throw you and your bed down from the thirteenth floor."

Meng Zhou: "Okay. I know, let's not make an example."

Then he turned his head and immediately talked about his "business", "I've run out of money, you can transfer another 2000 million to me." The tone seemed to be talking about today's weather for granted.

Qi Yinian: "?"

The child stretched out his hand, either asking for money or hitting him.

Qi Yinian realized it.

Meng Zhou: "My account has been frozen. The school staff contacted me just now, and my account cannot be withdrawn." Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian pitifully, "But my building donation contract has expired. signed."

Meng Zhou blinked, his big black eyelashes flickering.

Qi Yinian remembered that he had reviewed the contract for the other party, and he really avoided all possible pitfalls in the contract, but he didn't avoid the pitfalls in the mind of the person who signed the contract.

"It's none of my business, you read the speech, and you said you donated the building," Qi Yinian said bluntly, "Since you donated, you can settle it yourself and ask your father for money."

Meng Zhou hissed, "Why does this sound so familiar?" He tilted his head, "Should I say 'Are you my wife or my dad is my wife'?"

Qi Yinian: "Hehe."

Meng Zhou: "The 2000 million can be counted as my loan to you, and you can calculate the interest for me." Meng Zhou put his hands together, "I am now the president of two companies, and every month's salary will be automatically transferred to your account Is it okay to repay the money?"

Meng Zhou made a little calculation here, even if he didn't say anything, his monthly salary would be automatically transferred to Qi Yinian's account by the system, and he couldn't even see a hair from the beginning to the end.

Qi Yinian had a brilliant mind, and figured it out in a flash, "Then you may have to pay 350 or four years before you can pay off your principal with interest."

Meng Zhou: "My two presidents are so poor?"

Meng Zhou thought for a while, quickly squeezed the value of his money in his mind, and quickly thought: "I also accepted variety shows, and I will go out to make money in the future. All the money I earn will be transferred to your card, okay?" Meng Zhou Looking sincerely into Qi Yinian's eyes.

Qi Yinian crossed his arms, and after a while, he smiled with the corners of his lips up, and said, "Okay."

When Meng Zhou was overjoyed, he heard Qi Yinian say in a gentle tone, "If you sell yourself to me, you will work for me in the future."

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