Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

This day is the first day of the new year, and there is a new moon in the sky, if there is nothing, it is almost invisible, but the sky is full of stars, shining brightly.

In the peaceful hilltop palace of Biyou Academy, there is a brightly lit courtyard alone. An old fairy with white hair and childlike face is standing in the courtyard, blushing with anger, and yelling at the young girl luck who is sitting quietly in the room, "Never stop!"

The sound waves vibrated, and a jackdaw flew up in shock, quacked, and fluttered away.

Yuanshi Tianzun plucked his ears nonchalantly, "I should be the one who said that."

"The two of us are like this, don't you think that you are the better match!?"

oh my god!Mad!

Bodhi was so angry that tears came out, and he pointed at his senior brother tremblingly, "You you you...!"

You were angry for a long time, and you didn't say anything!

Aww~!

The handsome girl smiled softly, put down the book and said, "Okay, don't be angry, it's getting colder and dewy outside, come in and talk!"

Bodhi suddenly retracted his fingers, "I'm leaving when you're here!!"

Yuanshi Tianzun subconsciously stroked his beard, and only halfway through the stroking did he realize that he is a girl now, so he coughed awkwardly, thought for a while, and said, "Then, let's take a step back and return to our own appearance. How about sitting down and talking for a while?"

Bodhi looked at him vigilantly, "You better keep your word!"

The girl under the window stood up, and the clouds and mist rose up, and when she sat down again, there was a Tianzun in a fairy robe, sitting there solemnly.

Yuanshi Tianzun waved at the junior brother, "Okay, okay, don't worry now? Come in?"

"It's just that you have changed back. You have the face of the teacher. I really can't beat you!"

Originally, when Bodhi saw his brother changed back, he pulled up his robe and walked in. Hearing this, he immediately jumped back a step, widened his eyes and said, "Why are you hitting me? You are the one who bullied me today!"

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted, stroked his black beard, "If you come back unchanged, I will really beat you if you don't keep it!"

Tianzun's sleeve moved, and Bodhi took a closer look. His teacher's familiar feather duster had already been placed on the table!

it is good!you are vicious!

Bodhi walked into the house with resentment, and when he lifted the curtain and entered the small study, he had already reverted to the appearance of the flamboyant and magnificent Tongtian leader back then.

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, "Oh, it's still so comfortable to look at~"

Bodhi snorted and said, "No matter how comfortable you are, I can't go out of the world with this face, just bear it!"

Yuanshi Tianzun remained silent, looked at the little frog-like junior for a while, and then smiled, "Okay, don't be angry, you just sit here, isn't that better than anything else?"

"Think about the great calamity of dragon and phoenix, the chaos of liches, how many prehistoric powers were lost, the three of us, trembling, were able to survive the calamity. Is it lucky?"

"Look, Senior Brother is sitting in Tushita Palace now, it's not easy to get out, and he obeys the Jade Emperor's orders, he keeps refining alchemy day and night, it's not much more difficult than you being imprisoned in Zixiao Palace, but you can be free under the protection of your teacher? "

"As for me, brother, let's not even mention it. If I say I am the leader of the Taoist sect, what can I do in reality? It's just that I can't help myself!"

"Even if you put on the teacher's face and changed your name and surname, don't you still live in Biyou Palace? You don't have the karma of the past, and you have a good apprentice like Wukong, and now you have a school. With a growing reputation, how can it not be better than us?"

Yuanshi Tianzun stretched out his hand to pinch the bulging cheeks of his younger brother, "Don't be angry, okay?"

Bodhi snorted and muttered, "He will coax me with nice words!"

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled slightly, stroked his beard and sighed.

Alas, no matter how big it is, it is always easy to coax.

Bodhi said again, "Then what are you doing to come to my house dressed like this today!"

The palace lord's eyes were burning with anger, "That's an identity I finally came up with! If you take it, how can I play with it in the future!"

……

Yuanshi Tianzun was very speechless, it seems that he was right with the elder brother, this little bastard did it just for fun, nothing else!

He sighed and said, "Didn't my brother bring you a lot of things as an apology? The dozens of boxes, the frame, the strange beast, and the manpower that came with the car are all given to you!"

Bodhi's eyes widened, "Are you thinking that I live too peacefully and purely make trouble for me?"

Ok?

Yuanshi Tianzun was puzzled, "Where do you start with this?"

Bodhi slapped the table, and said confidently, "So many treasures! Who wouldn't be envious! Isn't this recruiting thieves for me in Biyou Palace! Now the palace is running a school, and there are so many people inside and out, just in case someone leaks it What should I do if I get wind of it and get thieves to come to my door and evacuate my Biyou Palace, I am poor..."

Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't hold back, and moved his finger to the feather duster: "Why don't he beat this little bastard first!"

Bodhi covered his mouth and fell silent!

Yuanshi Tianzun's forehead twitched, and he let out a breath before he said weakly, "Which person is so blind that he can come to your Biyou Palace to steal things. Does he not want to live anymore, or does he hate himself for dying so fast?"

"Or do you have guards here? Do you doubt your apprentice, or your nephew? Tell me!"

Bodhi shook his head like a rattle: no no no no!

The apprentice is his own, and the nephew is the fierce god opposite.

He has no suspects!

Yuanshi Tianzun glared at him!

Bodhi said nonchalantly, "Then, brother, did you really give those things to me?"

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted again, "It's all in your hands. If you don't give it to you, who will you give it to? It was prepared for you by me and my eldest brother, so that you won't be so poor and cry all day long!"

How can there be!Who is crying because of poverty!

slander!Bright slander!

Bodhi's heart exploded for a while, but it calmed down quickly~

Poor is poor~

His apprentices have just repaired the dojos of each family, and the pockets are cleaner than their faces. They just have this batch of things, so he will fill them up!

So as not to starve to death outside~

Three thousand strange beasts, thirty apprentices, and a family of one hundred, this will soon be gone.

Ten chariots and horses are not enough, but each precious chariot is equipped with eighteen heavenly horses, which is 180 horses, five horses for each person, and he can keep [-] horses~

As for the frame, let's leave it in Biyou Palace, and ask them to follow the example and make it themselves.

If you can't make something good-looking, you can't make something strong!

As for the other belongings, cloth, spices, medicinal herbs, they are enough!

Oh, it's better to be rich all of a sudden~~

The apprentices now have a dojo, so they don’t have to worry about the frame, and if they each give some money, then even if they go out on their own now, they can live their own lives, not bad!

Bodhi muttered to settle accounts here, and Yuanshi Tianzun could hear the corners of his mouth twitching, "We can't divide all the frames, keep two frames, I want to use them!"

When Bodhi heard this, his eyes widened, "Brother, is it possible that you still want to go out with this identity?"

Yuanshi Tianzun bluffed and said, "What are you talking about? What do you mean going out! I have business!"

Bodhi rubbed his brother's side, and said in a low voice, "Brother, tell me, why are you going? Can you take me with you?"

"Hey, I will turn into your daughter when the time comes, ah, it's not your daughter, it's your eldest niece's daughter, your old granddaughter, we two brothers and sisters will still be the same as before, and we will visit you in private, okay?"

Subtle ass!Private visit to an egg!

Yuanshi Tianzun glared at him, "Stop messing around! Why don't I have enough daughters? At such a young age, I still need a daughter? Isn't our family prosperous?"

Bodhi groaned, "It's so lively, how wonderful! I don't want it yet!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Why not? Now that you have become a woman, I will say that this is the blood of the sky! Who dares to show their teeth!"

Bodhi said, "Second brother, I discovered that among the three of us, you are actually the darkest!"

snort!

Yuanshi Tianzun ignored him, and didn't get entangled with this little bastard anymore, and said straightly, "The Tathagata of the West sent the Dragon Subduing Arhat to the lower realm, and then sent the Venerable Avalokitesvara. He is also a sutra protector and a preacher. I always Don’t worry, I’m not careful enough to look at it with my spiritual sense, and now I’m going to Nanzhan Buzhou to see the details in this capacity.”

He patted his junior brother on the shoulder, "You stay at home honestly, carefully, Tathagata uses Jin Chan to make trouble in Biyou Palace, don't leave him at home, you go around by yourself, you understand?"

Bodhi leaned on his chin and sighed, "Oh, I got it! This old monk is really annoying, when will it stop?"

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed, "It's impossible to stop. He and the saint who received the guide are not stable. After the catastrophe of the gods, he was stationed at Lingyundu and converted to Western religion for Lingshan. Steadily gain some merits and virtues to make up for myself."

"But Lingshan is such a big place. If you want to stabilize the position of a saint, it's useless if the people who go there are crowded and the Lingshan is overwhelmed."

"How can the Tathagata sit firmly in the Mahavira Hall and remain indifferent?"

"He must be looking for a safe way out for himself and Lingshan. He learned the scriptures and planned for a long time before, but he didn't get any benefits. I'm afraid that from now on, every year, people from the Western religion will be reincarnated in the Eastern land. "

Bodhi rubbed his clean chin and sneered, "Throwing a golden cicada down has opened a new door for the Tathagata. I only hope that there are some disciples under him who are willing to reincarnate for him and go to the lower world." !"

Speaking of this, Bodhi had a flash of inspiration, and said to Yuanshi Tianzun with a smile, "Brother, tell me, why didn't this Tathagata go to the lower realm in person and spread the scriptures and teachings all over Nanzhan Buzhou?"

"In this world, I'm afraid there is no one who can work harder than himself?"

Yuanshi Tianzun flicked his brain on his younger brother's forehead, "Don't talk nonsense, no matter what you say, Tathagata is also the sage who sits on one side. How can he be reincarnated easily? If something goes wrong, it's not a matter of one religion." Already!"

Bodhi rubbed his forehead and snorted, "Why did you hit me for him, I hate it! It's all swollen!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was very helpless, and stretched out his hand to rub it, "Senior brother didn't make much effort, why is he so pampered?"

Bodhi pointed to the feather duster, "Give me that, and I won't be angry!"

Think beautiful!

Yuanshi Tianzun pushed him away, "It's late at night, let's go back! I'll leave tomorrow morning, you stay at home, wait for me to come back, if you want to go out to play with this identity, the senior brother will stay for you to look after the house, you go, okay?"

Bodhi pouted, "Can't you go out for a stroll with another identity? I thought of this, but you want to have a son or grandson. Isn't it more convenient to go out and hang out?"

Yuanshi Tianzun said rascally, "I'm tired of using the identity of a man, I think this is very good!"

Hey what a shame!

Bodhi ran away angrily!

The next day, Miss Yujiao came to bid farewell to her uncle again, "My niece is going to Nanzhan Buzhou to visit some old friends for my father, and I will be back soon!"

Bodhi stretched out his hand to help him, "Good boy, be more careful when you are outside. If something happens, turn around in time, and don't be hostile to others. But don't be afraid of anyone who bullies you. If you can't deal with it, go home and tell your uncle, uncle." I will avenge you!"

Yujiao smiled brightly, "My niece knows it!"

Before leaving, Bodhi took Guanglin to see him off at the mountain gate, and Bodhi whispered to his brother, "I told Wudang that your daughter, who has no mother, was conceived in Biyou Palace and was born. It came out, just like Wukong, it jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, brother, don't forget it!"

Yuanshi Tianzun glared at him: Fortunately, this little bastard still has a bit of conscience, so he didn't call him an old pervert who tricked mortal women into getting married!

After the two whispered such a whisper, they each gave a salute. Yuanshi Tianzun got on the frame, and the Tianma flew into the air with all four hooves, and went straight to Nanzhan Buzhou.

Seeing that his brother was gone, Bodhi couldn't help being overjoyed, rubbed his hands, turned around and said to Guanglin, "Call your brothers and sisters, and your uncle, ah, the list that Yujiao's sister from your uncle's family brought yesterday. Bring it too, Master will give you something!"

Guanglin's jaw dropped in shock, and he said again and again, "Master, master, master! How can this be possible!"

"This is what the uncle prepared for the younger sister, how can we act rashly!"

"When junior sister comes back, things are gone, how can we explain?"

Bodhi chuckled, "Stupid, that's an excuse from your uncle, but it's actually for your master and me!"

"If you don't believe me, I'll ask you!"

Guanglin looked frustrated, "Who are you asking! How dare you open your mouth, how embarrassing! Master, I won't call! I don't want to!" This is due to the early morning, everyone who attended the class, and those who attended the class, were not there. , or this face is really lost!

Bodhi put his arms around the back of the big apprentice's head, "Stupid! You have to have it if you don't want it! Come here and watch me give your uncle a mirror!"

Guanglin followed his master to the main hall with his head drooping, seeing his master happily opening the mirror made his heart go cold.

Taishang Laojun's laughter came from the water mirror, "What's the matter, are you happy again? Things are put away!"

Guanglin's drooping ears twitched, and one popped up: Huh?

Bodhi groaned, "If you give something, you can give it away, and you can even give me my first-year-old niece. Brother, you don't know, I scared my second brother to death yesterday!"

Taishang Laojun knew about this. Before Yuanshi Tianzun returned from Tushita Palace, he told him about his plans, so Laojun was not surprised, and said with a smile, "He went to Nanzhan Buzhou to do something. My son, let’s drop by your place to have a look! Why are you so afraid, where are you going?”

Bodhi said, "Leave early in the morning!"

Very crisp and neat!

Taishang Laojun smiled and said, "It's not good, why are you still pouting, isn't he a passing God of Wealth, the daughter of Huisan Cai Tong?"

Bodhi pouted, even if his senior brother called his second senior brother a child girl, he was not very happy, "He said that the thing was prepared by Tianzun for the girl, I originally wanted to share it with the apprentices, Guanglin will not do it , He is a shameless kid, I said you and the second brother gave it to me, he doesn't believe it!"

"My second brother cheated on me!"

Bodhi turned the water mirror and showed his senior apprentice his slouching head. Guanglin hurriedly said, "My nephew pays respects to my uncle!"

Bodhi turned the water mirror around again, and complained, "Look at him, he looks like a little wimpy dog, his ears are drooping!"

Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "I just like Guanglin, he is honest and benevolent!"

Bodhi pouted, "I won't give it to you if I like it!"

Taishang Laojun said in his heart that as long as you don’t care what I want, I don’t care about getting anything from you, so he said, “Okay, don’t complain, those things are for you, I’ll tell you The surplus money that your senior brother has earned in the past few years is all here, so you can figure out how to divide it, we don't care!"

Seeing that his brother was about to leave, Bodhi hurriedly said, "Brother, brother, wait!"

"Huh? So what?"

The younger brother laughed, "Brother, there are not enough frames. My second brother said that he would set aside two frames for his eldest niece, and the remaining eight frames are not enough! I don't want anything else. You can give me the blueprints for making the car." Just do it!"

"For the other materials, I will ask the teacher to go!"

Before Taishang Laojun could speak, Guanglin covered his face: there is no hope!