Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

It's just a blueprint, what's the matter, Taishang Laojun said, "Yes, yes, give it, turn around and I will call..."

Speaking of this, Laojun paused for a moment. He originally wanted to ask Qingtong to send it to him, but then he thought about it, what if the meat bun beats the dog, and there is nothing to do. Laojun only paused for a moment, and said Said, "The Bull Demon King and his wife will send you back the blueprint!"

Bodhi said, "Ah?"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said, "Why are you running? Their son is with me. They are parents. Where are they going?"

Bodhi said, "That iron fan may be honest, but that old cow is not a family lover!"

Taishang Laojun chuckled, "It's okay, if you really run away, catch him and beat him to death, and eat beef!"

Hey~ It's cruel!

The two brothers chatted for a while, and Bodhi coquettishly flirted with the elder brother. Then he snapped the water mirror away, turned his head and said to Guanglin, "See, Master isn't talking nonsense! That's what you two elder brothers gave Master's stuff!"

Guanglin was helpless, "Master, even if the uncle gave it to you, don't just give it to us. Our brothers are still young, and each of us has a dojo, which is already an asset. If you give too much, It’s inevitable that you will slack off, it’s not good!”

Oh……

Bodhi thought for a while and said, "Guanglin is worthy of being a big brother, what he said makes sense!"

Then it doesn't matter!

But Bodhi still brought the list, took a closer look, pointed to the medicinal herbs and said, "Go to the warehouse and see how these things are preserved. If you can keep them, then keep them. If you need them as soon as possible Use it, just take it out, and you can see how to use it for your juniors!"

"Oh, there are also Guangcheng from your second uncle's family, and the little cubs from our academy. If you need it, you can also come!"

Guanglin breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, just listen to Master!"

Bodhi flipped through the pages, chuckled, pointed to a few things and said, "Save a portion of these for me, and give the rest to your senior sister!" He went to see that child of Jin Ling, why? Not allowed to bring a gift?

Even though she is Doumu Yuanjun now, in Bodhi's heart, she and Li Shan's old mother are still the little girls in Biyou Palace who were waiting for him to come back, even if the master only picked a small flower on the side of the road As a gift, you can be happy for several days...

Alas, when the child grows up, it's better not to fool around with flowers and plants, bring some precious ones, which match Jin Ling's current status.

However, it is better to bring a flower...

Well, when you go, you can pick a viburnum flower from the viburnum tree beside Tianting Road!

Guanglin took the list and looked at the page that the master pointed to. It was all spices, cloth, jewelry, and various small ornaments for women.

The young man's face turned green again, "Master, this...you should keep this for Sister Yujiao, right?" The ones that were said to be given to Master by the uncle before were nothing more than these, could they be the private belongings of Sister Yujiao? son?

Guanglin was very upset, "Master, my younger sister Yujiao is also a girl, why are you taking other people's things? If you lack these things, my apprentice will help you buy them. Don't move them. I will give them to Yujiao later." My sister moved to her yard!"

A thought suddenly flashed in Bodhi's mind, and he said very seriously, "Guanglin, your younger sister Yujiao is already married, you..."

Guanglin didn't realize it at first, and checked the list carefully to see if there were any girls who could use them but missed them. Hearing what the master said, he said, "Ah? Then why are you still dressed as a girl?" Married?Didn't see it!

Bodhi didn't make a sound, and when Guanglin raised his head, he saw Master frowning and looking at him worriedly. The young man looked at himself and found nothing wrong, so he asked suspiciously, "What's wrong, Master?" He was, What's wrong?

Bodhi stared at his apprentice, looked him up and down, and wondered if it was love at first sight?

Cub, it's not that Master doesn't help you, this girl really can't do it!

Even if she is good-looking, handsome, cheerful, and generous, that won't work!

He said to the big apprentice earnestly, "Guanglin, it's not that Master won't let you get married, it's just that you, Junior Sister Yujiao, you really can't miss it! If you miss it, let's not mention your second uncle, Master will break your leg !"

Only then did Guanglin understand what Master meant, and his face turned red, "Master! What are you talking about!"

"My junior sister and I only met yesterday, and she left this morning! There is no mention of getting married!"

"What are you thinking!"

Bodhi frowned, pointed at his disciple's red ears and said, "Your ears are abnormally red!"

nonsense!

Who is not shy when it comes to this kind of thing!

Guanglin got up angrily and said, "Anyway, I don't have that kind of thought. Master, don't wrong people. I don't have the idea of ​​getting married now. Don't worry about giving away all the belongings of my sister Yujiao!"

"I'm going to clean up the warehouse, master, please be idle!"

Hey you little brat!How can anyone talk to Master like this, what do you mean by "let's be idle"?

Bodhi was angry and funny, and he became a little vigilant in his heart: Well, from now on, the disciples will grow up, and those who come out and go in must pay attention.

If I become a girl and go out to play in the future, I must not let my disciples see it!

If something goes wrong, it will be a big event!

Bodhi was thinking about it, and Wukong ran over with his two friends, "Master, Master, Master~~~"

"Yeah, here you are, don't shout, the ashes on the beams have been shaken!"

Bodhi leaned on the bench, saw the little monkey kneeling on the ground with the momentum of running, slipped out and slid to his side, and couldn't help saying, "Just wash it, those trousers are worn out on the cattail mat. In a few days, the knee will be rotten!"

The little monkey laughed happily, "It's not just because of this, I also waste cloth when I practice martial arts, but my sisters sent me a lot of clothes, enough!"

Bodhi nodded at him, "You little prodigal son!"

The little monkey smiled and came over to put his arms around Bodhi's arm and act like a baby, "Master~~~"

Listening to this sweet little movement, there is something wrong, "What are you doing, Yuan Sheng and Ao Lie are here, shame on you!"

The little lion and the little fat dragon are secretly drinking Bodhi's tea. Bodhi has brewed Kuding tea for the past few days. The two cubs are so miserable that they are making faces. Wukong is not afraid, lying next to Bodhi's ear and whispering My son said to the master who dismantled his little friends, "Brother Yuansheng is better at acting like a baby than me, and brother Lie Lie cried with brother Aochun yesterday! That's all I do, much better than them all!"

Bodhi gave the little apprentice a head-scratch, "Say, what's the matter!"

Wukong blinked his big eyes, "Master, I want to practice transformation, is that okay?"

Bodhi's fingers were itchy, and he flicked the little monkey's head again, "Have you learned how to change the sky and the earth, and you start thinking about the transformation?"

Wukong puffed up his chest and said proudly, "I have learned it! Now you tell me to change anything, I can change, that is, I can become a human. I can't get rid of this hair, and my tail is hidden in the robe!"

The little monkey swung Bodhi's arm back and forth again, "Master~ I beg you~ teach me~~"

Bodhi laughed out loud, "So it's because of this that I want to change form!"

The master laughed wickedly and said, "Our Wukong's hairy body is very good-looking, why don't we change it? Master likes Wukong's hairy ones the most, how cute?"

Little monkey pouts!

"Master, you are too bad!"

"If Master likes Mao Dudu, why don't you turn into a little monkey?"

When Bodhi heard this, hey, that's a good idea. With a wave of his robe sleeves, he turned into a little monkey who was exactly like Wukong, even the clothes on his body were the same. He imitated the voice of his little disciple and said, "I really like it." It looks like this! Look, isn’t it pretty?”

The little monkey was dumbfounded. Now he is face to face with the self that Master has transformed into, just like looking in a mirror. If he didn't know that he is himself, he would really doubt that the one in front of him is the real him!

Wukong's cheeks were puffed up, "Master, please stop making trouble!"

Bodhi looked left and right, and said in exactly the same tone as Wukong, "Where is Master?"

The little monkey rolled on the ground, "I don't do anything, Master bullies people!"

Bodhi was also lying on the ground rolling around in exactly the same way, "Master, don't learn from me~~"

The little lion Jiuling Yuansheng and the little fat dragon Aolie who were stealing food over there heard the movement and looked up. When they found out what happened here, they were all dumbfounded, and they came over and said, "This, this, this, what is this?" There are two Goku!?"

The little monkey got up quickly and said, "Master bullied me! It's turned into me!"

Bodhi also got up, put his hands on his hips and said, "Master turned into Wukong! I'm going to complain to grandpa! Master is the worst!"

Ah? ?

Jiuling Yuansheng and Ao Lie were stunned, watching the two of them quarrel, and after a long while, they said, "Ah, of you two, one of you is Uncle Bodhi?"

The little monkey was in a hurry, pointed to the opposite side and said, "Yes! He is my master who became me!"

Bodhi pointed at the little monkey, "You are the master!"

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for the little monkey to react, he immediately lay down again, squirming and rolling, "Master bullied me, woo woo woo, I'm going to complain to grandpa~~I'm not at home anymore~~~"

Wukong was dumbfounded!

He, his master, can he still do this?

The little monkey was stunned here, and when he looked up again, he saw that Jiuling Yuansheng and Ao Lie looked at him full of accusations and disapproval, "Uncle, Wukong is crying, he rarely does this, Just stop messing with him and change back quickly, shall we?"

While talking, he went to help the one rolling on the ground, "Wukong Wukong, don't cry, the uncle is just teasing you!"

Wukong was dumbfounded, seeing the three getting together affectionately, the little lion and little fat dragon pulled the little monkey to salute him, "Master, shall we take Wukong to practice?"

Wukong raised his hand in a daze, waved it, and stared at the two friends, who ran away with his master between them!

After leaving the entrance of the main hall, the little lion turned around and said, "Uncle, you should change back quickly, don't play like Wukong again, it's not good for people to see it later!"

Wukong let out a dumbfounded "Oh", and seeing that the three had disappeared, he sat down beside the bench where the master used to sit, staring blankly at the small stove in front of him in a daze.

I am me?

Or am I my master?

I was the one who ran away?

Then I am my master?

No, I am me...

Li Shan's old mother came now, and when she entered the room, she saw the junior brother sitting on the master's seat in a daze, she smiled and said, "Why is Wukong here?"

Seeing that it was the senior sister, the little monkey quickly got up and saluted, "Senior sister!"

Li Shan's old mother patted the head of the younger brother, "Where's Master?"

With a wrinkled face, the little monkey said with a sad face, "Master turned into me and left. I stay here. I don't know whether to continue to be me, or to become a master like a master..."

What is this mess?

Seeing that the water in the small stove was boiling, Li Shan's old mother picked it up and boiled the teapot and cups, made tea again, chatted casually with the younger brother, and said with a smile, "What are you talking about, why didn't I understand?"

Wukong pouted, and told the story from the beginning to the end, "...Master is still rolling on the ground just like me..."

"Brother Yuan Sheng and Brother Lie Lie both said that the master is me, they dragged the master into me and ran away, they also called me uncle, told me not to be like this now, and said that it is not good for others to see... "

The little monkey became more and more wronged as he talked, and cried out, "Master bullies people!"

Li Shan's old mother couldn't laugh or cry, seeing the junior brother crying so badly, she felt very distressed at first, but for some reason, she just couldn't stop laughing, her belly was about to cramp with joy, she bit her lip with her white teeth, stretched out her hand and said , "Good boy, don't cry soon, come to Senior Sister, Senior Sister, give me a hug!"

The little monkey asked the senior sister to hug her tenderly, and Li Shan's old mother patted the little junior brother on the back and said, "It's all Master's fault! He's acting like a demon again! Let's complain to grandpa later!"

"Tell grandpa to clean him up later!"

Wukong cried sadly, "Master, you took away my face, my name, and my friends... woo woo woo woo..."

Oh, how pitiful!

Li Shan's old mother thought about it, at that scene, she might not be able to recognize which one was the junior brother and which one was the master, it was so miserable!

This master can't be taken anymore, let's beat him to death!

Old mother Li Shan was going to settle accounts with her master, when she saw outside the door, Patriarch Bodhi came back with the ears of the little lion and little fat dragon.

The two cubs yelled, which surprised Li Shan's old mother and Wukong. The little monkey raised its head from the arms of the senior sister with tears in its eyes, opened its mouth wide, and was full of surprise: what's wrong?

Bodhi went back to his seat, sat down cross-legged, and snorted at Wukong, "If you're ashamed, you know how to cry!"

The little monkey groaned, and threw himself back into the arms of the senior sister, crying again!

Li Shan's old mother said angrily, "Master, you have to tease the child, and you will despise us after teasing the child!"

Bodhi pointed in front of him, "Come on, you three, kneel here, let me ask you, where did you go wrong today?"

Wukong was dumbfounded one after another: Why does he have to kneel?He's obviously the one being bullied today, okay?

It's just that the master had spoken, and he couldn't refute, so he knelt down in front of the master together with his friends.

The little lion and the little fat dragon dragged their friends and ran wildly. The moment they realized that they were pulling the wrong thing, they really lost their souls. They were dragged back by the ears of the Bodhi ancestors. Authentic, "You shouldn't be preconceived, and you don't know people clearly."

"You shouldn't follow others' advice, you don't have your own ideas..."

"I shouldn't be reckless without asking for proof..."

"It shouldn't be..."

These two seem to have summed up vocabulary on the way, and now each of them uttered a sentence, which made Wukong dumbfounded!

When Bodhi saw that the two had finished speaking, he nodded to his disciples, "Wukong, tell me, what did you do wrong today?"

The little monkey squinted his mouth, "Master is clearly bullying people!"

He is the victim, why is it wrong?

Bodhi sighed, "Wukong, not everyone is the same as you, with a pair of distinctive eyes that can break through all obstacles and see through the origin of all things."

"If you go out to practice in the future, and you really meet someone pretending to be you, you can see through that fake person yourself, but others can't see through it like you, what should you do?"

"It's the same as before, standing there in a daze, doubting yourself, doubting life?"

The little monkey was so angry that he stood up and took out his Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "Except for Master, if anyone else dared to pretend to be me, my teeth would have been knocked out, and his legs would have been broken, making him show his original shape." !"

"I'd like to see who is brave enough to pretend to be my master!"

Li Shan's old mother who was sitting by the side couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing!

Bodhi's face turned green, "Sit down, and put away your fire stick!"

If you don't move, you're my master. Who are you, my master?

Little bastard!

I only know how to be reckless!

"You know how to fight and kill, then what if the person pretending to be you did something bad, splashed dirty water on you and then slipped away, leaving you alone, and was captured by the suffering master, yelling at you, beating and killing you, How are you doing?"

"Or if someone is more capable than you, if they say that they are you, you are a fake, and you can't beat them and get caught, so what?"