Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't find Hongjun Daozu. I don't know if it happened that the teacher went into seclusion again, or if he hid and didn't see him, and he couldn't go directly to the lower realm to beat the junior brother. After thinking about it, he went to Tushita Palace angrily, looking for the senior brother Spit out!

Taishang Laojun who heard about these things: 0o0...

Stunned is not enough to describe.

After a long while, the old Taoist stroking his beard, asked in doubt, "Why did you provoke him again?"

Yuanshi Tianzun died of grievance, "How dare I provoke him? He wants a master and apprentice, shall I send him there? No one left!"

"He said that there will be a celebration. I'm afraid that if I go, others won't let me go. I'm not here yet, right?"

"Also, I didn't follow him that time?"

"Since he descended from the Zixiao Palace, I almost got a board to confess him!"

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard again, "Then you asked him if he didn't, why did he do that?"

All right, why do you have to find a daughter for his brother?

Yuanshi Tianzun choked up, and said bitterly, "He said it was fun!" This brat, what's wrong with playing, play with his brother!

There was another deep silence in the room...

0o0...

Oh……

Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said, "Although he has such a temperament, he can indeed say such a thing, but I think you still provoked him!"

"Why don't you think about it more carefully?"

Yuanshi Tianzun really tried to think back, "Then, is it because I told my apprentices that it is fine to go to Biyou Palace empty-handed, and their uncle will arrange the board and lodging?"

"Baoqi, did the children tell him this?"

Ok……

Laojun stroked his beard again, and nodded deeply, "I think it's because of this!"

"Oh, it's not like you don't know how stingy he is now, so why are you saying such an extra word!"

"He brought you a daughter, so you are not allowed to buy property for her? Not to mention the real estate in the dojo, let alone the magic weapon, do you have spices and jewelry? Do you have to have clothes and fabrics? Waiters, chariots and horses when you go out The mount..."

The old gentleman counted the same things for his junior and senior with his fingers, and finally put down his hand and sighed, "Oh, raising a daughter is more costly than raising a son and apprentice!"

He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun sympathetically, "You, this is a debt of money, you know?"

Ow...

Yuanshi Tianzun threw himself on the mat and wailed loudly: Oh my God!The younger brother next to him, it’s enough for the elder brother to support the younger brother. There is a younger brother in our family, and you don’t know how many identities he can come up with to ask you to pay out!

Taishang Laojun couldn't bear it, watched his junior brother cry for a while, and finally comforted him, "He came to visit relatives in the sky a few days ago, he is doing well, he came to me from Zixiao Palace, just like you , Hiding in the room and crying, I asked Master why, but Master didn’t say anything.”

"I guess, maybe it's because he asked Master for something, but Master didn't give it to him, and he was too embarrassed to ask us for it, so he made such a trick. Oh, don't cry, brother, there are some good things here. I'll scratch it for you, and when the time comes, you can make it up yourself and send it to him!"

Yuanshi Tianzun raised his head with tears in his eyes, wiped his tears, and choked up, "Brother, you are so kind!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Hey, we brothers, what are you talking about!"

But Laojun asked strangely, "It's just why he asked you to be his father, why didn't he ask me?" He was crying so much at that time, why didn't he show his mouth at all, could it be that he didn't have the nerve to speak?

Yuanshi Tianzun took out Bodhi's rhetoric and explained it to the old gentleman, "...It is because I always go to the lower realms that I caused this trouble!"

"Brother woo woo, my reputation!"

Tianzun couldn't hold back, wiped his tears with his hands again, and began to cry.

Taishang Laojun bit his cheek, and then suppressed his smile, patted Yuanshi Tianzun on the shoulder and said, "Don't cry, there is nothing wrong with having such an identity, and you can borrow it in the future, go to the lower realm Let's go for a walk, right?"

Hey brother, what do you think?

very dangerous!

Yuan Shi cried and looked up, "Can it work?"

Taishang Laojun chuckled, "There's nothing wrong with that! You and I have countless incarnations, so it doesn't matter if you get your own daughter!"

Yuan Shi blinked, "Senior brother is right... also, it may not be unreasonable..."

"Then you go back and think about it?"

"……it is good"

A few months later, a little Taoist boy came to Biyou Palace. As soon as he saw Bodhi, he waved his hand and released a lot of boxes and cages. Thousands of pieces, lingering in fragrance, it is obvious that the clothes are all valuables.

Bodhi was startled, "Aren't you a boy from my second senior brother's family? What are you sending these things for?"

The little boy had a strange expression on his face, and saluted with his fists clasped, "Third Master, these are the things my master bought for Miss Yujiao, and they are all entrusted to the Third Master. In addition, there are ten fragrant cars and BMWs outside, and three thousand exotic beasts. Please accept the third master."

Bodhi hiccupped twice: What, is his second brother crazy?

Today is the first day of the first day of the new year, and the main hall is full of masters holding teaching seminars. Among them, the Twelve Golden Immortals under the sect of Chanjiao in Yuxu Palace, each of them has bright eyes, and they are all rushing to Xiaodaotong to shine: What's going on?

What Miss Yujiao! ?

Everyone's eyes shot back and forth between Patriarch Bodhi and Xiaodaotong!

Only Li Shan's old mother, who knew something about the "insider story", showed a clear expression: So the second uncle really has a daughter!

She thought it was Master talking nonsense!

Guang Lin, who was sitting under Li Shan's old mother, saw the expression of the senior sister at a glance, and immediately tugged Li Shan's old mother's sleeve quietly, and said in a low voice, "Senior sister, senior sister..." Tell me!

Li Shan's old mother signaled with her eyes: Calm down!watch!

Bodhi, who was sitting on the first seat, was really itchy, as if he was scratching his heart with claws. He wished he could go and get a water mirror for his senior brother right now, and ask what was going on?

He calmed down a bit, and said, "Your Miss Yujiao..."

Xiao Daotong hurriedly said, "My young lady is in the carriage, because she didn't report, so she dare not trespass into the academy and disturb the elders, if the third master permits, then the younger one will go and pick my young lady in!"

What?

Bodhi's jaw almost dropped: In order not to call him a monster, did his elder brother find someone himself to take the name of "Yujiao"?

This man is a chicken thief!

Bodhi muttered angrily in her heart: You took a Yujiao, and you thought it was all right?Then I didn't say that, second brother, you can only have one daughter!

That granddaughter is also possible!

He got up suddenly and said, "My niece is here for the first time, how can I let the child come in by herself, let's go and greet her!"

He wanted to see for himself, how could this Yujiao, whom his second brother had found out, was better than him!

Isn't his "daughter" beautiful!It's not good!

If his second brother casually finds someone to cover his trap, isn't he afraid that the girl will feel ashamed in the end?

Bodhi got up and walked out, everyone in the academy was dumbfounded: there is no need for this, is it?

Then no matter how she is the daughter of Yuanshi Tianzun, she is also a junior, so how can she be greeted by the Bodhi Patriarch?

Guang Chengzi glanced at Master Taiyi, pouted, meaning: Go up and persuade him!

Master Taiyi just pretended that he didn't see his senior brother winking at him: the little boy from the master's house didn't stop him, and the master uncle is determined to go out to have a look like this, why is he stopping him?

Besides, in order to welcome this little junior sister who appeared out of nowhere, wouldn't the uncle have to count the strange beasts on the frame sent by the master?

Let's go, let's meet the little junior sister together!

Everyone cheered, followed Bodhi in unison, and went to the mountain gate!

When I got to the mountain gate, I saw on the platform in front, chariots and horses neighing, colorful phoenixes flying, green dragons soaring into the sky, cranes spreading their wings, ten treasured chariots driven by purple swallows, flying yellows and other celestial horses parked there quietly, glazed by precious jade. On the pendant, it is gorgeous and eye-catching.

Bodhi saw it, and laughed, thinking that his second brother was a big deal, and he was quite willing to give it to this little niece who came out of nowhere!

He turned around and asked, "Which car is your girl in?"

Xiao Daotong pointed out, "The one in the car in front is..."

Bodhi stepped forward before he was about to speak, he raised his nose and smelled it, huh?

Why is this breath so familiar?

He just wrinkled his brows, and the pearl curtain on the car in front of him was lifted, revealing a face of lotus powder, and he said to Bodhi with a smile, "Master, are you all right?"

With a click, Bodhi's jaw, which hadn't fallen off just now, finally failed to keep it!

The Mistress of Biyou Academy looked at the "eldest niece" whose eyebrows flew into her temples, her face was tough, and more heroic than his women's attire, stretched out her hand, tongue-tied, speechless!

This, this, this, this, this, this is what kind of big niece!It is clearly the embodiment of his second brother's distraction!

This is going to kill me!

Bodhi was stunned there, but Li Shan's old mother behind her saw it at a glance, and she liked this "sister" very much, she stepped forward with a smile and said, "Sister is exhausted, tired, come, sister will help you down!"

How could Yuanshi Tianzun ask his niece to help him so shamelessly? He is not too old to walk, so he quickly smiled, "This is sister Li Shan, no, I can do it myself!"

After finishing speaking, he held on to the door of the car, kicked his long legs, and jumped off the one-meter-high frame lightly, and landed silently. One look at his body shows that he has kung fu!

Li Shan's old mother saw it, and liked this younger sister even more. She smiled and went forward to support "Yu Jiao"'s arm, and said with a smile, "My younger sister is really good at it. How old are you now? What have you learned? Can you know martial arts?"

Yuanshi Tianzun obtained this distracted form, so naturally he was unwilling to trap himself with a woman's weakness. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "If the senior sister talks about swords, guns, swords and halberds, the younger sister will still know it, but if she talks about singing and dancing, that's It doesn't make sense at all!"

Guang Chengzi and the others listened behind, and couldn't help being speechless: Where did Master get such a little ancestor!

The murderous aura taught!

Li Shan's old mother was overjoyed, and said to Bodhi, "Master, I see that this sister is very popular, or else let her live with me first, we two sisters eat and live together, and ask me to take her with me." Junior sister is familiar with our academy!"

How could Bodhi agree to this, the old Taoist seemed to be bitten by a dog, jumping up and down on the spot: "No!"

When Li Shan's mother said this, Yuanshi Tianzun was also taken aback, but he couldn't say no politely. After all, Li Shan's "senior sister" wanted to be close, and it was not good to reject it. Fortunately, Bodhi spoke. He just watched silently.

After all, Bodhi will not let his apprentice suffer such a loss!

Li Shan's old mother was puzzled, "Where can't it be?"

Bodhi Khan came down, and racked his brains to say, "Your sister has been raised very sweetly since she was a child. She has always been in a single courtyard, and she is used to it being quiet. There are people coming and going in your place, and you are both students and apprentices. Another blessing." You're still young, and you can't do without Master, so your junior sister can't rest well!"

"Let her live by herself, we don't lack houses!"

When Li Shan's old mother heard the same reasoning, she smiled and said to "Yujiao", "Master is telling the truth, and since that's the case, my younger sister can stay at ease and talk to you when my older sister is free. good?"

"Yujiao" smiled heartily, "Listen to my sister!"

Bodhi secretly poked and glared at him: Don't be clingy with my apprentice!

Yuanshi Tianzun just didn't see it: hum~

Xiao Daotong from Yuxu Palace handed the list to Bodhi, "Third Master, this is the list of items sent by my master, please click to collect it!"

Bodhi rolled his eyes in his belly, thinking that this is coming to show off to me, showing your family's wealth and strength, right?

He doesn't want to look!

So he took it and handed it to the "eldest niece", and said, "Yujiao, keep it for herself!"

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted in his heart: You played all kinds of tricks in the autumn wind, and now you are pretending to be arrogant with me?

"Uncle Master, keep it. This is the expense my father prepared for me. From now on, Yujiao will pay all the expenses from here. My father said, more refunds and less compensation!"

"Is it enough? That's all for now. If there is less, you can ask him for it later!" But if there is any, then it is not certain!

When Bodhi heard this, he couldn't help but be skeptical. He thought that it was really the sun coming out from the west, what was his second brother doing, and said, "Then the uncle will take it for you first, and turn around next to your residence, just take one." The yard is left for you, and the key is also given to you, but if it is useful, you just go and get it yourself."

Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand and said, "We are relatives, why do we have to distinguish so clearly, if you say it is for uncle, it is for uncle, don't argue!"

That's it!

When Bodhi saw his brother say that, he stopped being hypocritical and greeted him, "Guanglin, where is Guanglin!"

The elder brother in charge stood up with a sad face, "Master, Guanglin is here!"

Bodhi waved his sleeves, "Go to work!"

"Even the batch in the main hall has been put into the warehouse, and the carriages, horses, and animals have all been settled. In addition, prepare a quieter yard for your sister, so that no one can disturb her!"

Li Shan's old mother said, "Master, let me prepare sister Yujiao's yard!"

Bodhi wanted to object at first, but he couldn't find any good reason. He probably didn't know the inside story, so he arranged this eldest niece near his own residence, and said to her, "Allocate a palace on a hill with a good view for your younger sister to live alone in the palace. , she was spoiled by your second uncle when she was a child, she loves to be clean, don't let other people disturb her!"

Li Shan's old mother smiled and said to Yujiao, "There are separate mountain tops, but in that case, Junior Sister will have to live alone, won't you be afraid?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun saw that his junior brother was staring at him secretly again, so he smiled and said to Li Shan's old mother, "Senior sister, don't worry, I've been bold since I was young, and I don't live alone, there are many people inside and outside here! Don't worry. Bar!"

Let's do it!

Guanglin bitterly led the people to count things, and everyone turned back to the main hall. Bodhi watched the "eldest niece" and himself formally pay respects, and was secretly happy and a little uncomfortable.

I thought for a while, you also have today!I thought for a while, I won't be struck by lightning!

Fortunately, after the eldest niece finished paying homage to her elder brother, she and Wukong finished dating, and called her younger sister, and the weather outside was calm all the time, Bodhi was a little relieved!

When the night got darker and the dew became heavier, and the moon was three poles high, Bodhi sneaked to the courtyard where Yujiao had settled down.

When he arrived, Bodhi felt relieved. Wudang, his stupid apprentice who insisted on staying with his sister for one night, was not there. Under the window of the main room, only her eldest niece was reading with the window open, lighting a lamp and cooking oil.

Obviously waiting for him.

Bodhi quietly landed in the courtyard, approached the window, and coughed lightly.

Yuan Shi Tianzun looked up at him, put the book in his hand and said, "Come in when you come, what are you coughing? Are you angry?"

Bodhi knot!

His second brother's eccentric skills are getting better every day!

But Yuanshi Tianzun said again, "Could it be that you have a door and don't want to leave, and want to jump through your niece's window?"

Pooh!