Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Heihei huddled in Fengliang's hair, only a small bag bulged out beside Fengliang's bun. Others looked at it with their eyes, but after a rough scan, they really couldn't see anything.

Just the other four chirps, very conspicuous.

Feng Liang raised his head proudly, and almost knocked off his little cousins, "My cub has amazing talents and abilities, what's the point of being able to hide!"

Hu Yun, the little white fox, was calm on the surface, but muttered angrily in his heart: Show off your stink!

Think he has no capable nephew!

...Oh, he really didn't...

Damn, I lost!

When I return to the academy, I will send a letter to my family and ask the family to see if there are any outstanding juniors who are well-educated, and send them to the academy in a few years!

At that time, he will also show off in front of this flat hair!hum~

All the way back to Penglai Island, everything was as usual at home, and before the children had time to show their classmates what they had learned in the heavenly court, they were photographed by their master about their heavy schoolwork and arduous practice tasks, and they plunged into the classroom again to start the next day Preparation for academic exams.

Wukong and the little lion and little Panglong were not spared either. They practiced martial arts and practiced martial arts, and they were very busy every day.

The little monkey's bones gradually grew. Bodhi discussed with Taoist Hongjun, and when he returned home, he began to teach him how to change the heaven and earth.

While Wukong was busy practicing, Patriarch Bodhi called Li Shan's old mother, intending to tell her about the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, but after only a few words, he said very annoyedly, "Before in the sky, Why don't I ask you to meet your elder sister once and get to know her!"

It's inconvenient for him to move around, but Li Shan's old mother is still safe, right?

Li Shan's old mother said strangely, "Senior Sister and I have known each other for a long time!"

what?

Bodhi was surprised, "When did I recognize each other, how come I don't know?"

The old mother of Li Shan smiled and said, "After I became a god, I lived in Lishan, and my uncle helped me secretly, and I specially went to make friends with Guanyin, Manjusri and Samantabhadra, and gradually gained the name of old mother Li Shan in the Three Realms. No, there was a time when the Queen Mother held a peach banquet, Guanyin took me to the banquet, and I took the opportunity to meet the elder sister that time."

"Compared to the fact that I haven't seen Master for more than a hundred years, Senior Sister and I can see each other from time to time while there are banquets in Heaven."

"At the last Antiy conference, my senior sister asked me if I would like to help and accept Wukong as an apprentice. I was afraid that I would get involved too much and bring trouble to my senior sister, so I refused."

"Master later came forward to take Wukong in. Our sisters met once after the banquet and murmured about your identity, but didn't dare to confirm it."

"Hey, after all, that catastrophe turned the world upside down, the Jiejiao was destroyed, and you were locked up in Zixiao Palace. How dare we think that you can be released by the master!"

Bodhi felt ashamed, "It's Master's fault..."

Li Shan's mother smiled and said, "It's good that you know!"

……

Bad boy!

Bodhi asked, "Then this time you went to heaven and saw your senior sister?"

Li Shan's old mother spread her hands, "How dare I, this time, Master, you took me to Zixiao Palace with great fanfare. I only visited the Queen Mother once, and went to explain something to the empress. Just stay in Zixiao Palace obediently? How dare you walk around!"

"Although others don't know my real name and body, if I have something to do with Biyou Palace, others will inevitably guess that I am an ex-Jiejiao disciple."

"Hey, if this is the case, how dare I go to see Eldest Sister, I'm afraid our sisters will be taboo in Heaven from now on..."

Bodhi was speechless: Anyway, it was his fault anyway.

Li Shan's old mother said, "Master, why did you think of talking about this today?"

Bodhi scratched his head, "Your senior sister wanted to see me, so she entrusted Thunder God to pass a message to Wukong. Wukong said that we can use the flat peach to win the meeting, so that we can see each other properly..."

"After all, he has lived in Yaochi for a long time and is quite familiar with it, so he doesn't worry about being discovered when we talk."

Li Shan's old mother couldn't help laughing, "Our family, I really want to thank Pantaoyuan for a visit!"

The fate of this life is inseparable from this peach.

It's just that she saw Patriarch Bodhi's frowning frown, so she smiled and said, "Wukong has made all the arrangements for this matter, what else do you worry about, is it because you don't want to see my senior sister!?"

Bodhi straightened her waist instantly, and retorted, "What's the matter!"

Li Shan's mother said, "Then what are you worried about?"

I worry that you may not have a master in the future, but you will need multiple masters instead.

woo woo woo...

Bodhi was full of worries, waved his hands and said, "You go first, and come to see me tomorrow!"

Li Shan's old mother couldn't figure it out, seeing the master like this, she had no choice but to salute and retreat.

In the evening, the little monkey happily left school and ran over, "Master, Master, I learned the method of transformation today, and I can become a little mosquito!"

Bodhi snorted and said, "Then when you fly, don't buzz around, or you will be slapped down when the time comes, and it will be flattened into a page, and you will be finished!"

Wukong snorted, sat down next to Master, touched Master's teacup to drink tea, "Become a mosquito, it's a pity that I can't bite Master!"

Since only female mosquitoes suck blood, male mosquitoes can only suck grass juice and nectar, Wukong is a little male monkey, so naturally he can only be a male mosquito~

Bodhi now has a headache when he hears about male and female. In fact, he is already a sage. As a man and a woman, he can do whatever he wants. Instead, it can be properly changed according to gender.

He was in Zixiao Palace, so it was just a change of makeup on his face.

In the final analysis, it's just that I don't want to in my heart, and I'm a stubborn donkey, so I don't want to go away by force, and I'm just going backwards!

It is his pleasure to transform himself into a woman and walk in the world, but he is forced to become a woman to meet his old followers...

What do you think, why is he unwilling!

What a shame!

Bodhi sighed, turned around in his mind, and discussed with his little apprentice, "Wukong, at the Pantao Victory Meeting, you arranged for Master to meet Doumu Yuanjun, can you change the location?" Isn't that aboveboard?

The little monkey drank the water, wiped his chin, and said in surprise, "Ah? Why, I think my Magnolia Hall is very good. You are my master. I invite you to visit my residence. Isn't that Quite a common thing?"

"Doumu Yuanjun is the leader of the stars in the heavenly court, and his status is respected. I admire her and want to flatter her. I took this opportunity to invite her to my residence for a while. ?”

"If this is too obvious, then I will say that I want to go to Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion to be Lei Gong, and I want to have a good relationship with Doumu Yuanjun, so that she can communicate with me with Lei Shen, isn't that okay? If this It doesn’t work either, so I’ll just say that looking at Mr. Doumu Yuan is kind~”

"There's always an excuse anyway."

Wukong was puzzled and said, "But Master, if you don't want to meet Doumu Yuanjun in the Magnolia Hall, do you have any good options for it?"

As soon as Bodhi covered his face, his nose was almost crooked!

With him struggling here for so long, his apprentice's plan is not what his teacher said at all! !

There is such a trick apprentice!

This old man's heart is broken!

Oh oh oh!

Seeing that his master was covering his face with his sleeve, Wukong couldn't help crawling over curiously, and tugging at his sleeve, "Master, what's the matter with you?"

"What happened?"

Putting down his sleeves, Bodhi said weakly, "It's okay, master is fine! Just fix the Magnolia Hall. When the time comes, Master will go to Yaochi and rest in your Magnolia Hall. You are at the peach feast, just find any excuse , invite Doumu Yuanjun to go over."

"Master, please leave it to Wukong!"

The little monkey grinned, patted his chest and said, "Master, don't worry, it's all on the apprentice! Make sure you make it clear!"

After the little monkey finished talking to the master, he skipped away.

Bodhi was so angry that he was like a toad, and he couldn't let go of his resentment until late at night. After thinking about it, he turned around and turned into a woman's body, taking a picture of himself without any blemishes.

Tongtian himself has a very outstanding appearance, unmatched in the Three Realms, and this transformed into a woman is even more magnificent and shockingly beautiful.

Let's take a closer look, his eyebrows and eyes are indeed four or five points similar to his senior brother Yuanshi Tianzun, and he is also somewhat similar to the Taishang Laojun with white beard and hair. Just like this, he stands next to his senior brother, or asks someone who is familiar with his senior brother If people saw it and said that there was no relationship between them, no one would believe it.

Satisfied, Bodhi sent a water mirror to his teacher Daozu Hongjun, and when it was lit up there, he smiled and said softly, "Granddaughter has seen grandfather!"

The old Daoist took a sip of tea, and the whole water spray mirror went up!

Bodhi said in distaste, "Grandfather, are you dirty? It's a good thing you didn't spray it on, or your granddaughter's makeup would be ruined!"

Daoist Hongjun sighed, "Then whose family are you a girl from?"

"It's from the boss's family, or from the old Eryuan's family"

Bodhi spread her hands, and she acted freely, sassy and handsome, she was really a lovely girl, "It's okay, if it's really not, it's not bad to say that I was born between them!"

In order not to be pissed off, Hongjun Daozu chose to close the water mirror, and added several layers of restrictions to the Zixiao Palace. From then on, no matter which of the three apprentices, don't even think about sending the water mirror over: Let him Live in peace for a few days!

The Bodhi head was hung up by the master, snorted, then turned on the water mirror of the second senior brother's house, and saw Yuanshi Tianzun who was sitting quietly in the Yuxu Palace surrounded by fairy mist, and laughed Said, "Where is Daddy idle?"

……

The voice of daddy attracted the eyes of Xiaodao boys and disciples in the whole room!

However, Bodhi was not being honest, so he turned the water mirror in a circle and looked around for a while, so that everyone in the room could see his face clearly, so he turned the water mirror back and faced Yuanshi Tianzun Said, "Ah, there are so many people here, Dad, I was shocked!"

Are you startled?Where are you startled?I can see that you are obviously very proud!

The face of Yuanshi Tianzun cannot be described as pitch black and iron blue.

Xiao Daotong exclaimed, "Tianzun, your head is smoking again!"

Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand, and everyone in the room understood, hula lah, they all ran away in an instant, Tianzun gritted his teeth and said, "What are you doing? How did you become like this again?"

Bodhi said confidently, "The teacher told me to do this!"

What?

Yuanshi Tianzun's cheeks puffed up, "Don't climb on the teacher!"

Bodhi spread his hands, "Don't believe me! The teacher told me to choose, to be your daughter or to be the daughter of the senior brother, or the granddaughter. I was thinking about it. Over the years, the whereabouts of the senior brother in the sky are relatively stable, and he rarely descends to the realm. It's his flesh and blood, so it's easy to be seen through!"

"Second senior brother, you have gone to the mortal world so many times just because of me. Before that, you lived in Biyou Palace for several years!"

"It's enough to give birth to a girl!"

"So to be on the safe side, you are my father!"

I am your ancestor!

Yuanshi Tianzun only felt his heart surge, and he wanted to vomit blood. He pointed at Bodhi with his finger and said, "Stop, don't talk nonsense!"

"You look like this, what are you going to do again!"

Oh my God, I'm so pissed off!

Bodhi giggled, took out the folding fan, and opened it with a clatter, half covering his face, revealing a pair of wonderful eyes, "It's fun to do nothing~"

"Daddy, look at me, am I beautiful!"

I see your skin is itching!

Bodhi snorted and said, "Are you angry now? Let me tell you, this identity is much more useful than my identity as Bodhi's ancestor. I have decided that I will go like this next time the Queen Mother holds a peach feast." !"

"Brother, I told you before, if someone asks you, don't deny it!"

"Oh, by the way, you also know that I'm not very good at naming names, brother, can you name your daughter?"

"What should I call it? Yuyu? Jiaojiao? Yujiao?"

"This is okay, Xiao Jiaojiao from Yuxu Palace, senior brother, what do you think?"

He doesn't think so!

Yuanshi Tianzun only felt pain in his head and ears too!

The second senior brother turned off the water mirror neatly, and opened a water mirror leading to Zixiao Palace: He has to ask the teacher, what to do, he will tolerate the third child's nonsense!

I'm going to die!

It didn't work out!

Daoist Hongjun's foresight came in handy, and he hid!

Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that he couldn't sit still anymore, he got up and walked back and forth in the main hall a few times, after thinking about it, got in his car, and went straight to Zixiao Palace!

No, he had to figure it out!

On Penglai Island, Bodhi played tricks on the second senior brother once. He was satisfied and rested at ease. The next day, Li Shan's old mother came to him again and asked, "Master, what do you want from me?"

Bodhi originally thought about confessing to Wudang, asking her to sneak into Yaochi with her changed name and surname, but now that his little apprentice's plan is working, Bodhi will naturally not go to heaven as a woman to disturb It's okay, Li Shan's old mother came to ask, he just remembered what happened yesterday, and couldn't help laughing!

Comfortable!

When Li Shan's old mother saw that she asked the master a word, the man raised his head and laughed, and asked with strange eyes, "Master, are you crazy?"

Bodhi was amused for a while, thought for a while, and arranged, "Your second uncle, there is a girl in the mortal world, who was supposed to come to our Biyou Palace. I wanted to ask you to take her with me, but then I couldn't say it." !"

"So it's all right now!"

Hehe ~

What the hell?

Li Shan's old mother was dumbfounded, "Are you talking nonsense? My second uncle? My daughter?"

"biological?"

Bodhi thought for a while and said, "It's hard to say if you are not your own, but you can feel pregnant! The child has no mother!"

Li Shan's old mother's expression was tangled, "What do you mean?"

Bodhi said, "It's almost like Wukong, they all jumped out of rocks!"

Li Shan's old mother said in a daze, "I didn't expect Uncle Master to be such a person..."

Bodhi doesn't mind splashing dirty water on his senior brother at all, and he still wants to use this identity to go out to play in the future!

Li Shan's old mother said, "Then there is no need to entertain me, my...sister, where is she living now?"

Bodhi thought for a while, alas, this is not good, fabricating a person out of thin air, the details are not easy to deal with, so I had to give a few words indiscriminately, and sent Li Shan's old mother away.

When Li Shan went out, his footsteps were always floating.

When alone in the evening, Bodhi harassed his second senior brother Shui Jing again, "Brother, brother, brother, oh, it's really troublesome, then what, if someone asks you, where did you keep this girl for so many years, you will It is said that it was raised in the deep boudoir of Yuxu Palace, and it has not been called out to meet anyone, remember?"

At this moment, Yuanshi Tianzun, who had been slammed at the gate of Zixiao Palace, was deeply ruined by his brother's shamelessness: "Gah!"

croak croak~~

Bodhi closed the water mirror happily, and turned to his private collection: He remembered that he had saved up a lot of beautiful fabrics in the past, which were especially suitable for making small skirts. He originally wanted to keep them for his apprentices, but now he took them all out for himself alright!

hey-hey……