Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

There's a huge difference between wanting to dress up as a woman and being forced to dress up as a woman!

Bodhi felt uncomfortable. After thinking for a while, he poked his neck and said to Daozu Hongjun, "Sneaky and sneaky, changing his face to hide his tracks is not done by a gentleman. As a disciple who is a beloved disciple of the Daoist ancestor, how can he do such a demeaning thing?" A decent thing!?"

Daoist Hongjun simply said, "I don't mind!"

woo woo woo...

So annoying!

Bodhi stubbornly raised his chin, and it was written all over his face that I mind!I do not want to!I do not want!

Daozu Hongjun saw him like this, and said, "If you don't do this, how can you safely meet that child Jin Ling?"

"It's just according to your original intention, to wear women's clothing once and be a woman once, so you have been looking forward to this day for a long time?"

"How can it be used now, and it just happens to be an opportunity, but you're getting awkward?"

Bodhi snorted, "Can it be the same!"

What's the difference?

Daozu Hongjun saw that the little bastard was messing around, his brain turned, and his face showed sadness, "Oh, if I knew it, I wouldn't have asked you to go out. You went out, but it made my disciple and grandson sad."

"Wouldn't it be okay to entrust Wukong to one of your two senior brothers?"

"You treat old disciples like this, so is it possible that you can treat Wukong kindly in the future?"

This knife was stabbed one after another, and it was very precise in Bodhi's pain.

He said dejectedly, "Okay, I promise!"

What, you still want to snatch Wukong back?He won't give it!

Wukong is his apprentice!Why didn't he treat the little monkey well?

The little monkey is his baby boy!

Bodhi muttered, "Could it be that you are still thinking about locking me up again?"

"Just keep talking about me every day as your beloved apprentice, how can you love me!"

"Just close it. If you lock me up like this, I will live a life guarding Wukong in Zixiao Palace, and teach my disciples leisurely every day. When Wukong is out of the teacher, why don't you come and see me every now and then?"

"I don't believe you can be willing to keep the little monkey from seeing Master! Hmph~~"

Hum you big headed ghost!

Hongjun Daozu endured it, didn't slap him, and said instead, "It's just research, how to meet the child safely, look at your bunch of nonsense, then I will ask you, are you To see, or not to see!"

Bodhi was dumb.

It took a while before I was confident enough to say, "Didn't I say everything, I just promised!"

"See, of course I have to meet them. During the catastrophe, the child Jin Ling left in a hurry. Later, when you conferred the gods, you brought me back. I never saw them again."

"Thinking about it, the child feels wronged. Since I came out, I have spent most of my time in the lower realm with Wukong, and it has been more than a year in the sky. It was okay before, but now, Wudang and Jinxuaoyu are almost the same. They all returned to Biyou Palace, they must have confirmed that Bodhi is my alias."

"Well, seeing the children and listening to them talk about their grievances is also what it should be."

Hongjun Daozu nodded, "You are still talking a few words!"

Bodhi stared: What, you are going to call your lover a little beast again!

Daoist Hongjun ignored him, and said, "You first turn into a girl, and I'll take a look, see if there is any violation, and correct it for you! When the day comes, don't make any mistakes!"

Bodhi's eyes widened, "I think you always want to see me make a fool of yourself!"

What's the matter!

Hongjun Daozu stroked his beard with a serious face, "If you want to, just mess with it yourself, just don't implicate my good grandson!"

"Besides, when Wudang refuses to take you to Yaochi for a banquet, don't complain!"

Bodhi was discouraged again, and said dejectedly, "Okay, I'll just change, but you're not allowed to laugh, and you're not allowed to show my seniors!"

As soon as he said this, Daozu Hongjun took back the two water mirrors that were about to be built: why is the bear boy so ghostly!

It's just that the old Daoist didn't feel guilty at all, "Where is the teacher who laughs at the apprentice like that!"

He even said tolerantly, "If you really don't believe me, then go to Wudang to discuss it!"

"She is a girl, so she knows what you are doing differently! You two, master and apprentice, have a good discussion, and it won't waste your time!"

No, no, Bodhi waved his hands again and again, he doesn't really want to lose face to his disciples now!

Daozu Hongjun waited on the ground with the old god, "Then stop dawdling, and quickly transform into form!"

Bodhi's face was half green, "Teacher, you know, your tone of voice is very like a playboy molesting a woman from a good family!"

Daoist Hongjun said, "For thousands of years, if you don't go to the mortal world, the teacher doesn't know what a dude is like!"

"Oh, I'm just an old man who worries about his children and grandchildren!"

Stop bullshitting!Big or small things in this world, mountains, rivers, seas and rivers, sand and water droplets, big or small, how can you escape your old eyes!

"The way you speak is no different from the son in the brothel who asks the girl to play the tune!"

Daoist Hongjun was as immovable as a mountain, "Didn't you just say that you are a dude who molested women from a good family? These two are two kinds of people!"

Ah~~~~ I turned my face!

Bodhi was so angry that he was about to explode. With a wave of his sleeves, he regained his appearance. Then, he put on a female attire and covered it with a fan. "Teacher, how about this?"

Daozu Hongjun said, "Stand up and take a few steps, and I'll see!"

Bodhi choked, eyes resentful, "Teacher, your request is too much!"

Hongjun Daozu said, "You don't know how reckless you are when you walk on weekdays, do you? Which fairy walks with shoulders crossed like you?"

"It's fine if you don't change it, I'm afraid you won't even be able to enter the gate of Yao Chi!"

Boo!cry!

Bodhi stood up aggrieved, tried to stabilize his figure, and slowly and steadily took two steps forward, "How?"

Daoist Hongjun covered his face, "Old man, don't you know how tall you are and how broad your shoulders are?" Out of the blue!

Oh, it's annoying!

Bodhi muttered, "Why is it so troublesome! Then I'm a martial artist, can I do it?" While saying this, he chanted the mantra and shrunk slightly.

Daoist Hongjun popped a chess piece and hit Bodhi's shoulders, "The shoulders are too broad!"

Bodhi shrank her shoulders and turned into a beauty with shaved shoulders.

Another pawn was shot out, "The waist is too thick!"

Bodhi retracted her waist and turned into a beautiful woman with a thin waist.

"Is that okay? You can't still say that I have thick arms and legs?"

Hongjun Daozu stroked his beard, "Actually, you are right, the arms are a bit thick, but it doesn't matter, as long as you don't let people see your lavish hands, you will be fine."

"I can't help but tell others that your second senior brother gave birth to a granddaughter who wields a mace and a meteor hammer!"

Bodhi didn't even want to look back at his teacher!

Although the beginning of these words came from him, but asking the teacher to say it, why does it sound like that, is it immoral?

Hongjun Daozu said, "Go ahead, I'll see your steps! Remember to keep your steps small, if you can't change it, you might as well just float away that day!"

"Just now your two-step walk made my eyes hurt!"

Bodhi refused to accept, "I don't believe it anymore, I can't walk!"

Holding the fan in one hand, he took small steps and walked towards the gate little by little. Daozu Hongjun was behind, "Aiya, aiya, aiya," he shouted.

"Don't leave, come back! San'er, I'm not feeling well, your teacher!"

Eyes!

Bodhi was about to die of anger, and she was about to speak when she turned her head, when the little monkey rushed in with somersaulting clouds, "Grandpa! My senior sister and I dug the cave down behind..."

The master and apprentice came face to face, and Bodhi swished up the fan in his hand to cover his face.

Wukong only glanced at it, and although he thought it looked familiar, he didn't recognize it, and saluted Bodhi, "Hello Fairy!"

Immediately afterwards, he rushed towards Daozu Hongjun, threw himself into the arms of Daozu Daoist, and acted coquettishly, "Grandpa, Grandpa, the cave has collapsed!"

Dao Hongjun said in his heart, I had a good time, and finally let his master teach him badly!

The old Daozu felt sorry for his own mountain, while stroking his little grandson's hairy head, "Is Wukong scared? Is your senior sister hurt?"

Wukong shook his head, "No, no, the two of us didn't sound right in the cave, so we came out quickly, it's all right!"

Alas, as long as people are fine!

Hongjun Daozu said, "Collapse as long as it doesn't hurt anyone!"

Wukong groaned, "People are fine, but above the cave..."

The old Taoist's heart twitched, "Is there a house above the cave?"

Wukong shook his head, staring anxiously, "There was a very tall and thick tree on the top of the cave, it fell down, smashed the gazebo at the foot of the mountain, and surprised the fish..."

The old Taoist just felt dark in front of his eyes: Heaven!

This little monkey and Wudang didn't come to visit relatives, they came to demolish the house, he stretched out his hand, and wanted to call Bodhi to come and clean up the mess, but when he looked closely, there was no one in the house!

Bodhi has already slipped away!

Daozu Hongjun had no choice but to appease the little grandson and lead Wukong to clean up the mess.

When I regained my senses, Bodhi had already slipped to Tushita Palace!

Taishang Laojun was very puzzled and sent a water mirror to the teacher, "The little brother is here, and he cried when he rushed over, and the other side didn't say anything, and he didn't ask any questions. Now he's tired of crying, so he's going to sleep, teacher. , but you scolded him? What happened?"

Hongjun Daozu was rummaging through things in the warehouse, and he was furious when he heard the words, "Where did I scold him for coming!"

"Ask him yourself! I'm busy!"

What a big piece of nanmu, which has survived since the beginning of the world, and now the two little bastards Wudang and Wukong have been cut off by the roots, and their vitality has been seriously injured, but it needs to be cultivated for a while!

The old Daoist dug out what he was looking for from the warehouse, put it in his arms, and went straight to the back mountain.

Li Shan's old mother led the boys to repair the pavilion below, all of them were dusted by the dust raised when the cave collapsed just now.

Wukong squatted next to the tree pit with a face full of guilt, watching his grandfather fertilize the nanmu, "Grandpa, what did you bury?"

Daoist Hongjun loosened the soil with a small shovel, and sighed, "It's the ashes of innate gods and demons saved by grandpa. They are the most nutritious. If they are buried, Phoebe can absorb them well and nourish the damaged roots."

Seeing the sad expression on the child's face, he stretched out his hand to touch the little monkey's head, "Don't worry, it will grow up after a month or so, and it will be fine!"

Oh... Wukong breathed a sigh of relief.

Wukong said curiously, "Grandpa, I heard people say that the nectar in the Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade bottle has the effect of bringing the dead back to life. The Queen Mother had a flat peach plant with crooked roots. When a strong man loosened the soil, the taproot was cut off , Seeing that he couldn't survive, he just asked Guanyin to save him, and her water can bring Pantao back to life in a flash, wouldn't it be even more powerful?"

Hongjun Daozu laughed when he heard the words, knocked the soil on the shovel, wiped it clean and put it away, and said slowly to his little grandson, "Silly boy, his nectar is not for saving at all, but for stimulating the life potential of trees, so as to save the life of the trees." Life is the price, in exchange for the recovery of the injury."

"That flat peach was healed at the time, and it was full of vigor and vitality when it saw the fruits. In the end, it will undoubtedly die..."

The little monkey's eyes widened, "Wow! Isn't that a useless effort?"

Hongjun Daozu smiled and said, "Why is it useless? If she doesn't save her, she will die at that time. If she saves her life, the flat peach tree will have a lifespan of hundreds of years, which is a good deal!"

In the previous life, the ginseng fruit tree in the small town of Yuan, wasn’t that the case, it was rooted out by Wukong and saved by Guanyin. In one night, it rotted into a ground of dead branches and leaves.

No matter how Zhenyuan cried and howled, there would be no ginseng fruit trees left in the world.

That is also Wukong's sinful debt...

Ugh.

Seeing Daoist Hongjun supporting Nanmu and sighing, the little monkey supported his grandfather and said, "Grandpa, I was wrong. I will never be naughty again. I will come to loosen the soil and water it every day, okay?"

Daoist Hongjun came back to his senses, and scratched the little monkey's nose, "Naughty bun, don't need to water it, just bury it this time, and you won't need to touch it for three to five years!"

The little monkey chuckled, "Okay then, I'll stay away from Grandpa's back mountain!"

You little ones know it too!

After planting the nanmu, Daozu Hongjun went to look at the cave that Wudang had dug here.

What Juyi Hall?

Up to now, there is only a mess left.

Hongjun Daozu asked the little monkey, "Did your senior sister leave anything in it?" If there was, he would dig it out for his granddaughter.

Wukong shook his head, "We went in and looked, it was just a dirt cave, nothing but a small mud pit on the ground, the senior sister said, she made clay figurines there back then and became the king of the mountain."

"Nothing valuable~"

Okay~

Hongjun Daozu said, "Oh, once you arrive at Grandpa's house, no matter how old you are, you only know how to be naughty!"

"Thanks to your senior nephews not being here, if they see it, let's see where your senior sister's face will be put!"

The little girl Fu Bao was so attractive that Zhongli and the other girls were left in Yaochi by the Eldest Princess as guests, and they haven't come back yet.

The apprentice was not at home, so Li Shan's old mother saved her face.

Wukong grinned and said, "The pavilions below are all students of Senior Sister!"

"Many of the martial arts classes in the academy are taught by senior sisters!" Even the little lion and the little fat dragon are following Li Shan's old mother in class.

Hongjun Taoist also smiled gloatingly, "Look at how your senior sister still manages the students this time!"

At the foot of the mountain, Li Shan's old mother waved her arms far away, "Master, the pavilion has been repaired, come and take a look~~"

Wukong turned around and asked the old Taoist ancestor, and when he got the consent, he waved his hand from a distance, "Senior sister, we are coming~~"

Under the bright blue starry sky, the boy's voice was clear and loud, and it spread far, far away~

After several days of commotion in the heavenly court, which made everyone jump around, Bodhi finally returned to Zixiao Palace, picked up his disciples, disciples, grandchildren and students, bid farewell to the teacher, and returned to the mortal world.

Before leaving, Hongjun Daozu left the young apprentice alone and asked, "How is the practice going? Are there any mistakes?"

Bodhi pouted, "It's still too early for Pantao to win, so you can tell the apprentice to relax for two days, okay?"

Daoist Hongjun hated that iron cannot be made into steel, "If you have no flaws in dressing up as a woman, you can come to the sky to meet Jin Ling in a few days, why wait until the flat peach wins the meeting!"

Bodhi snorted, "I didn't practice well, just wait!" After saying that, he ran away!

On the Fei Pavilion, Hu Yun looked at the four little fur balls standing on Fengliang's shoulders, and the little hen in his arms, and said curiously, "Isn't this the Huahua of His Royal Highness Seven's house? You are taking advantage of Caifeng's absence, Abducted someone's wife and children?"

Feng Liang gave him a white look, "This is my aunt and my brother and sister!" Please stop talking nonsense!

And not four, but five!five!