Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Wukong was still thinking about whether he had made a mistake.

His younger brother was never afraid of taking exams, and he could get an excellent grade every time. Although he was not as good as compared with the monster teenagers who came to Biyou Palace, compared with his senior brothers, his progress in cultivation was still good.

Why are you being lazy?

But after waiting for the little bastard to explain himself, Wukong suddenly realized: Danshen and Hongcao are Danxiu, and they spend a lot of time on making pills every day, and Liuer is the successor disciple selected by Guanglin. In addition to practicing, he also needs to help with secular affairs and learn all kinds of miscellaneous knowledge.

Among the four brothers and sisters, only Qiuqiu has a lot of time to devote himself to practice every day.

That's it, if it wasn't for being lazy, how could it be possible for this little bastard to be in the same level of incompetence as he is now?

How can I not practice well, Wukong was really angry this time, even though Qiuqiu cried into a little face, he didn't soften his heart, wiped away his brother's tears, and communicated with Mo Qilin about the progress of this cub's practice, Knowing that Mo Qilin was going to suppress Little Chaos and meditate for a few days, he cupped his fists and said, "I'll leave it to you, senior!"

Mo Qilin flicked his tail indifferently, "Please don't please, I left this child in your care, and I didn't explain anything to you. You don't know, such a big little beast has the most small thoughts. Don't worry about it, don't worry, put him here, and he will pay you back in a few days!"

……

Qiuqiu burst into tears, "Brother, help me..."

Hearing what Mo Qilin said, Wukong suddenly felt a little nervous. He hugged Qiuqiu and said hesitantly, "Senior, my Qiuqiu just clings to me a little bit, and he is still very well-behaved on weekdays. Otherwise, I Or take him back to practice?"

These seniors were all created by fighting like mountains of swords and seas of fire. The "promise" in their mouths is far from the current prospects...

Wukong is a little bit reluctant to let his brother suffer this crime...

Qiuqiu turned into a little round treasure, and hugged his brother's neck tightly, "Brother, I will be obedient when I go back, and I won't be lazy anymore, don't leave me behind, woo woo woo..."

Wukong was even more reluctant, holding the ball, looking at Mo Qilin, only to find that the old Qilin winked at him~

Oh……

understood!

Wukong hurriedly said, "Senior, after I go back, I will definitely have a good talk with Ling Xiao's master, supervise him to practice hard, and come back to heaven next time. If you keep finding that he is still lazy, then you will be punished together. How about giving you whatever you want?"

Mo Qilin smacked his lips vaguely, "Since you, the older brother, begged him, then I will let you go this time. If you are still so tired next time, then don't blame me for being rude, you know Well?"

Wukong nodded to Xiaoyuanbao who was crying, "Tell senior quickly, you must practice hard in the future, and don't make trouble anymore!"

Qiuqiu choked, "Ling Xiao can't do it anymore!"

Mo Qilin said with a straight face, "Since that's the case, why don't you go back to meditate quickly!?"

The two brothers were kicked out of Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion just like that~

Wukong lowered his head to look at his younger brother, Qiuqiu lowered his head in his elder brother's arms, stroking his chubby fleshy fingers, pouted his cheeks, and whispered, "Brother, I know I was wrong, don't be angry!"

Hey~

Wukong wiped away his tears for Xiao Yuanbao, "You little fool, you only think that if you are successful in cultivation, you may be selected by the Heavenly Court to take up the job, so why didn't you think about it? My brother also wants to be successful in cultivation, so go to heaven to do it." Heavenly King, are you with Brother Nezha?"

"You dawdle like this and don't practice well, what if your brother goes to heaven before you one day, what will you do?"

what?

Qiuqiu's wet round eyes widened even further, and murmured, "I, I forgot..."

Wukong pinched the round, round face of the meat bun, "Fool!"

After being frightened for a while, this cub has really improved his practice by leaps and bounds since then, which surprised the master, and then excitedly said to Wukong, "Master has given me a good apprentice!"

Wukong just smiled and said nothing.

This trip to visit relatives, except for this small episode, everything else was ordinary. Wukong took his friends to spend half a day in Tianwang Mansion, and then took them to play around. Lei Shen, visit the Immortal Palace, watch Qionghua, and return to Zixiao Palace after playing enough.

Bodhi had finished talking with Hongjun Daozu at this moment, and even the old mother of Lishan came back after worshiping the Queen Mother. The three generations of grandparents and grandchildren were chatting in the house. Seeing this group of naughty boys running in, they couldn't help laughing , "But it turned Tiangong upside down!"

"Sitting in Zixiao Palace, we can hear you all being naughty!"

"Say it scared all the bees in Fairy Baihua's garden? Did you get bitten?"

Wukong said, "Oh, it's the old bear who insisted on tasting the honey from other people's beehives, and we were kicked out too. I didn't get hurt, but I brought these guys with me, and they must be fucked by Baihua Fairy." Do some work and make up for one or two!"

The boy from the bear tribe lowered his head shyly and did not speak.

Sorry to look up.

Although I took the medicine, the big bags on my eyes still haven't gone away!

The elders didn't say much, the young man, who was not naughty, called over to see if the injury was not serious, and told the children to go down and rest.

Wukong stayed because he had something to do, turned his head and looked around, "Why didn't you see Venerable Jin Chan?"

Bodhi said, "You are still practicing at the lotus pond. What, do you have something to do with him?"

The little monkey smiled and said, "Just now when I was playing outside, I met the Heavenly King Tota. He talked to me and said that he heard that Venerable Jin Chan came to the sky. He wanted to invite him to sit at home and ask if it's convenient for me~"

Bodhi listened happily, "It's not inconvenient, it's very convenient! As long as he is willing to come to Zixiao Palace to invite him, Jin Chan will definitely be able to go!"

Wukong laughed and said, "That's what my apprentice said too!"

He asked the little boy beside Zu, "Is he here?"

The little boy covered his mouth and laughed, and shook his head vigorously. Anyway, he didn't hear anyone coming from outside!

Li Shan's old mother said, "This Li Jing, hasn't he been silent for a long time? The news is well-informed, and you know that Venerable Jin Chan went to the heaven with us?"

"Wouldn't this be the Tathagata making trouble again?"

Bodhi snorted and said, "Besides him, who else~"

He turned around and asked his apprentice, "Then what else did Li Jing say, did you have a strange ambiguity with you?"

Wukong said, "Speaking of this, I was also puzzled, I just asked this question and left, still smiling, although the smile was unnatural, but at least I didn't say those sour and fake words in the past to disgust people! "

"This time, he didn't show how close his daughter is to him in front of me~"

As soon as these words came out, the three present frowned, this was to use Wukong's mouth, what a disgusting Nezha!

Li Shan's old mother said angrily, "Where in the world is there such a father!"

Bodhi sighed, "Even if the immortal Buddha was reincarnated, he couldn't choose a good parent. At the time when Lingzhu was reincarnated, I knew something about it. It was such a carefully selected family. Such a person."

Wukong said, "It's okay, my brother doesn't care anymore, I just came to Yaochi when I was young, and he always told me that not everyone has parents, sometimes it's a good thing to not have parents!"

"My brother has me now, which is better than anything else!"

"He's not jealous of his sister either, every time he comes back he brings something for Zhenying~"

Li Shan's old mother laughed, "Nezha's younger sister is called Zhenying? It's a good name!"

Wukong said with a smile, "Senior sister just likes these girls who are heroic and valiant. Let's see later, if I can trick my brother's sister into being an apprentice to senior sister. When the time comes, I will make sure that King Tota will be mad." Half dead!"

naughty!

Li Shan's old mother poked the younger brother's forehead, but she said, "If you have outstanding talent and can join my sect, then it will be good!"

Hee hee, the little monkey smiled triumphantly, and said with a straight chest, "Just look at my brother's ability, his sister's appointment is also good! If it's a good seed, wrap it on me, and my senior sister will definitely get her wish!"

Bodhi laughed and said, "You can make the decision for your brother?"

That's for sure~~

Li Shan's old mother laughed, "Wukong is growing up too, I'm going to visit my mother, and my mother is anxious to find you a good marriage, but it's a pity that Nezha's younger sister is still young, otherwise it would be a good match! But if Wukong can wait, that's not bad."

Wukong jumped up after rubbing it, bowing again and again, "Sister, please forgive me! Don't do it! Don't talk nonsense!"

When the elders saw the little monkey's fur suddenly stand up, they couldn't help laughing and said, "Didn't you just praise him for coming?"

Wukong was anxious, "I am one body with my brother, and my brother's younger sister is my younger sister. There is nothing wrong with that. Marriage is absolutely forbidden!"

Hongjun Daozu teased the little grandson and said, "Oh, so that's the case, that's really not okay," the old Taoist said slowly, and then said, "Then you have to choose some Wukong who is not called sister, but who is close to others." Just do it!"

Neither can!

The little monkey's cheeks were bulging, and the sleeves of his robe flew up in anger!

Bodhi happily watched the excitement from the sidelines, "I told you to keep thinking about pulling the red line for Master, this time it's okay, have you suffered a lot?"

Wukong was indignant, "I later admitted my mistake to Master, so I didn't mention it anymore!"

Bodhi saw that his little apprentice was bursting into tears, so he quickly hugged him and coaxed him, "Okay, okay, don't mention it!"

Turning to the teacher and the apprentice, he said, "Our Wukong is still young, so don't talk about the invisible thing!"

Daoist Hongjun and Li Shan's old mother glared at him: Wukong didn't come back just now, just as you said, he worked hard to study what kind of little girl Wukong could like, but now he pretends to be a good person!

Bodhi can't see it: if his little disciple didn't listen, then he just didn't say it!

slightly slightly ~~

Hongjun Daozu and Li Shan's old mother had nothing to do with him, and they ignored the scoundrel, so they all came to coax Wukong~

Fortunately, the little monkey has an open-minded personality, so after being coaxed by the elders, he came back with a smile on his face.

The old mother of Li Shan asked Wukong, "When the senior sister just visited the Queen Mother, she heard from the empress that you sent the flat peach garden back?"

Wukong nodded, "Yes, Grandpa and Master know about it?"

Bodhi sighed, "Oh, send it back and send it back, Master will be heartbroken~"

Wukong burst out laughing, "Master, don't be angry, if you lose, you will gain~"

Bodhi snorted and said, "Where did you get it?"

The little monkey lay next to the master's ear, murmured about what happened in Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion today, and then said, "That's what I said, and what to do after that depends on the master. You go, I will arrange it properly! Make sure there will be no mistakes!"

Small things, but the tone is quite big!

Bodhi squinted at him, "Just this one thing? Nothing else?"

Wukong spread his hands, with an innocent face, "Nope!"

Ugh.

What's the use of taking apprentices, it's to collect debts!

Bodhi said, "Okay, Master knows, you go and play!"

Wukong pouted, "Why are you kicking me out again?"

Bodhi glared at him, "Then I'm not allowed to study with your master, you listen here, in case master gets beaten, can you help stop it?"

The little monkey jumped up and bowed to Daozu Hongjun, "Grandpa, if you get angry later, beat my master lightly!"

After finishing speaking, I went to Lali Mountain's old mother, "Senior Sister, it's none of our business, let's go, take me to Zixiao Palace!"

Li Shan's old mother was pulled up by the little monkey in a daze, and she said in a daze while walking, "Why should I take you, shouldn't you take me for a stroll?"

Wukong said in surprise, "Senior sister, don't tell me that when you were young, you never had a secret base in Zixiao Palace!" Their senior brothers and sisters must have been older than him when they played in Zixiao Palace. Need a little guy like him to take you around?

Oh, that, that's true, yes~

When Li Shan's old mother heard this, she became energetic in an instant. She took the lead and walked in front, rolling up her arms and sleeves and said, "I think back then, when your senior sister was in the back mountain of Zixiao Palace, she was the king of the mountain! Walk around, Senior Sister will take you to see if my copycat Juyi Hall is still there!"

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In the room, Daoist Hongjun asked Bodhi, "Did she play this with me when she was young?"

Bodhi coughed, "Then what, isn't this good? If Wudang didn't know this, she wouldn't be able to occupy Mount Li after the Great Tribulation of Conferred God!"

Hongjun Daozuxin said that what you said sounds full of fallacies, but I can't even refute it?

He didn't mention this anymore, he just said, "What did Wukong tell you?"

He is an upright old man, how could he eavesdrop on his little grandson's whispers.

Bodhi said with a sad face, "Jin Ling sent a message to Wen Zhong and Wu Kong, saying that he wanted to see me."

Daoist Hongjun frowned and remained silent for a long while.

Bodhi said slowly, "Wukong agreed for me..."

While speaking, he aimed his eyes at his teacher.

Daoist Hongjun raised his eyebrows, "What safe solution did Wukong think of?"

Teacher, you are very wrong!

You are biased, you know!

Bodhicitta said, if I say there is a safe way, the teacher will jump up and beat me if I say nothing else, and I have to scold, "You have a safe way!"

Ugh……

Hongjun Daozu saw that the little apprentice was silent and looked at him strangely, and couldn't help frowning, "What the hell are you doing! Why don't you say it soon?"

As he said that, he even touched Yu Ruyi out!

Finish the ball!

Bodhi's back shivered, and he hurriedly said, "Wukong said, didn't he give up the flat peach garden, the queen mother will definitely hold a flat peach competition in the near future, the little monkey is familiar with all places in Yaochi, can you find someone who is generous and generous?" Talking, but not in a place where people will see, ask me to meet Jin Ling."

Hongjun Taoist laughed, stroked his beard and said, "Where can this little monkey find a place where he is generous and not afraid of being seen, maybe it is a place to change clothes and bathe?"

This sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and every spiritual consciousness is like a searchlight. If there is any place where you can avoid taboos, it is the only place.

Bodhi really didn't expect this. Hearing what the teacher said, he reacted instantly, and his face turned green!

Hongjun Taoist smiled and stabbed the little apprentice again, "Didn't you say before that you want to change into a woman's dress? You also dressed it up for your second brother. This time is good. When the time comes, you will dress up as a fairy, called Wu I should bring you to the banquet, don't go as Bodhi!"

Bodhi's face turned from green to black and red, "Brother, why does he tell you everything! I'll just play around with him once!"

"Well, your senior brother is sincere, take it seriously!"

Daoist Hongjun teased, "But are you going to be his daughter, or are you going to pretend to be his granddaughter?"

The master of Biyou Xuegong stretched out his hands and covered his face: The apprentice finished cheating the senior brother, the senior brother finished cheating the master, and jumping in circles, he is in trouble!

God, help!