Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]
Chapter 238 Daughter or Granddaughter
The seventh princess looked dull, "Mother, which book do you want to change?" Why did you change it, and what did you do after changing it, the seventh princess wisely didn't ask.
There is no reason for her dear mother to come here, just follow her orders!
The queen mother said, "Everything needs to be changed, but you can change a copy with me today, and show it to me after you finish it!"
"If it doesn't work, change it again. After the first book is finished, then you can follow this book. After you have finished all the corrections, bring it over to me for inspection."
What?Complete change?
Xiao Qi wailed, "Kill me..."
The Queen Mother looked over gently, "Huh~?"
The Seventh Princess immediately became honest, "I would like to follow your instructions, I will fix it right away..." Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's just this request, why is it so strange!
The notebook she wrote originally had very little content of love and love, almost nothing. Compared with the shameless content written by those scholars in the mortal world, it is simply not too clean, okay?
How to fix it?
Delete all the gibberish of the villains?
Seventh Princess took out her manuscript, randomly picked out a copy, took out a writing brush, and racked her brains to find a place where she could write off.
After looking at it for a while, with no place to write, the Seventh Princess looked at the Queen Mother pitifully, "Mother, I really can't delete it..."
The queen mother waved her hand, "Then add it first, and after adding the ending, I will delete it for you!"
The Seventh Princess clutched her chest, unable to breathe: her mother wanted to kill her cub!
woo woo woo...
The queen mother slapped her daughter on the back of the head, "Stop playing tricks! Hurry up and write!"
The Seventh Princess was photographed by the queen mother's despotic power, and had no choice but to add an ending in which the Jade Emperor punished the mortal idlers and the Queen Mother rewarded the fairies.
The Queen Mother nodded after watching it, "That's right, it's much better with such an ending!"
Then he picked up the pen and deleted all the content below the neck when the male and female characters interacted in the Seven Princesses book.
Seventh Princess was dumbfounded, "Is this all right?"
The Queen Mother said indifferently, "Your Uncle Bodhi took this book to read it to the children in the academy, and to educate the children. How could it be written so badly!"
The Seventh Princess was dumbfounded, "This is a huaben! Do you understand huaben?" This is not a school textbook, but a miscellaneous book for entertainment!Do you want to be so serious?
The Queen Mother threw away the pen and handed the revised manuscript to Xiaoqi, "I don't understand! According to this, revise all the books you wrote, and then give them to me. Hurry up and don't be lazy, your uncle is in a hurry !"
The Seventh Princess had a bag of tears in her heart, and she went back crying.
The sisters came to ask, and the old seven burst into tears, "They beat me..."
What a mess!
Although the seventh princess complained, she still worked hard to revise all the books she wrote. She was also afraid that what she wrote would mislead the demon cubs of Biyou Palace, so she revised the plot from beginning to end, and again Added a lot of plots to debunk the deception, and sighed while correcting, "This is all the material I collected from the lower realm with great difficulty in the water mirror. I originally planned to use it for the next new book. Now it's all over. Run out!"
The sixth princess guarded her younger sister and helped her to copy. Hearing the words, she said, "Then what will you do with the next book? Can the used plots still be used?"
Seventh Princess frowned, "There is no next book, Jin Yuanzi was killed by a knife today, woo woo woo..."
The sixth princess comforted, "Don't be sad, Uncle Bodhi won't use you for nothing. Next time he comes back to heaven, you go to him, and he will definitely reward you with good things!"
Seventh Princess sniffed, "Good things are free, I don't lack anything, if you can let me live in the lower realm for a few years, it will be better than giving anything!"
When the sixth princess heard this, she immediately came over, "My good sister, can you take me with you?"
no problem!
In a hurry, it took a day to correct all the books. The Queen Mother checked it and said it was okay, "I have already sent the previous one to your uncle. No, he has urged me several times, telling me to send the rest to him."
"How about this, I heard that he is going back to Zixiao Palace tomorrow, you go there yourself and send the book to your uncle!"
Seventh Princess hurriedly said, "Can I take my Sixth Sister with me?"
"Sixth sister has been transcribing for me for a long time, and I happened to go to my uncle to ask for a reward!"
The queen mother couldn't help laughing, "Why did you give birth to a girl like you, okay, go! Your old mother's face, I told you to show it!"
The Seventh Princess made a face with the Queen Mother, picked up the manuscript, and went to call the Sixth Princess. The two little sisters held hands, and went directly to Zixiao Palace without waiting for tomorrow!
One year has passed in the lower realm, and during this more than a year, Biyou Xuegong has been in full swing. On the Mid-Autumn Festival in August of the year when the new plaque was hung, Bodhi invited the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms to Penglai Xiandao to hold a Congratulations on the renaming of Biyou Palace and the founding of the Academy.
The Immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms are very respectful to Bodhi, and the people who come are very complete. Although the top few bosses did not come in person, they also sent congratulatory gifts. They are not here, and the Immortals and Buddhas are more at ease. The Antiy meeting where the monkey chose the master was even more lively.
The maharajas of the Yaozu sent their children here a few years ago, and they came again just after a while, and when they arrived, they found that their children were indeed more promising than when they were at home in just a few months , that was really overjoyed, and naturally he was full of compliments to Patriarch Bodhi.
In particular, the maharaja of the fox family was entertained by the Bodhi ancestor alone. After reading the book of Jin Yuanzi's words, he was really enlightened. He was so awakened that he could no longer be sober. Bodhi knelt down.
"At first I thought it was your alarmist talk, but I really didn't pay attention to it. Now I see that it's Hu who is confused..." The handsome face of the fox clan maharaja was pale, and it was obvious that he was really scared.
"Thank you, ancestor, for letting the fox clan hang upside down!"
Bodhi waved his hand, "It's not that serious, you were just blinded for a while."
"Thank you, old man, would you like to say a few heartfelt words to the majesty today?"
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan kowtowed and said, "Senior, but there is admonishment, the boy will naturally listen to it!"
Bodhi sighed and said, "As a practitioner, remember not to be addicted to love and love. Even if you are a monster, whether you repay your kindness or love, you must not lose yourself!"
"It is said that monsters have different ways, but mortals and me, which one is not different, right?"
"The monsters, gods, immortals and Buddhas that mortals imagine are after all their short-lived fantasies. You guys, don't narrow the road, go your own way according to their imagination!"
"That would put me to death. After all, compared with us, the lifespan of mortals is like a mayfly. They live and die at night, love and resentment throughout their lives, vigorous and vigorous, and only seek the ultimate."
"But we have a lifespan of thousands of years. In these long years, the love and intimacy that mortals pay attention to are just small ways."
"Only the love of heaven and earth can last forever in the world."
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan bowed respectfully, "This junior has been taught!"
Bodhi nodded, "In fact, it is good to read more. If you talk about books, read less. Go to the mortal world to find books, read more history, read more biographies, and look at the characters passed down by ordinary people. Why are they here? In the world, death is immortal, and real names last forever, only they are the vicissitudes of the righteous path."
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan nodded and said, "When the junior returns, he will ask his clansmen to search for books in the mortal world. Don't worry, senior!"
Bodhi nodded, very satisfied, "A child can be taught!"
His little apprentice is the demon master. If there is such a group of people who only know how to look at the smoke, and only want to be in love with mortals, it will be enough for Wukong. Why don't you tell him to remove the fox clan from now on? Correct it fundamentally!
From now on, he never wanted to hear the words "Humeizi" again!
The Miao descendants of the Fox clan in Xuanyuan's tomb were extinct and all died completely. Just like this, the majesty of the Fox clan has not learned his lesson and tried to make his family members follow Su Daji's old ways. He really dislikes himself for not dying fast enough!
In the mortal world, the fox clan is probably the monster clan with the worst reputation, so if they don't want to repent, how can they succeed?
Bodhi secretly sighed, thinking that these little foxes must not disappoint him!
There is no time in the fairy mountain, and the immortals and Buddhas lack everything else, that is, there is a lot of time and endless years. This feast has been lively until the beginning of September, and it just ended. After the gods returned, the name of Biyou Xuegong It is also spread in the Three Realms.
The name of the first school in the Three Realms was won by Biyou Palace.
Although Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun did not go to cheer for his younger brother, they also sent Shui Jing afterwards.
The old gentleman smiled wrinkledly, "I really didn't expect you to be so courageous. From then on, Biyou Palace has been brought back to life!"
Bodhi rolled his eyes at his brother, "I thought you'd say resurgence!"
Taishang Laojun chuckled, "One meaning!"
Turn your face!
The Taishang Laojun took a rare chance, and he also told his younger brother, "You turned Wukong's foundation into a school, although you have earned him a lot of good reputation in the Three Realms, but you must be very careful when you recruit disciples in the future. If something bad happens here, the reputation of the academy will be ruined!"
"This is one, and the other. Teaching students must be attentive, and must not be perfunctory. Teaching and educating people is not an easy job!"
Bodhi smiled and said, "Don't worry, Guanglin handles all matters in the school now. Brother, don't you understand his child? He is the most meticulous, and he will consider everything that I can't think of. It’s ahead, there’s nothing more thoughtful.”
"It's just senior brother, you promised to call Xuandu to help me, why hasn't this kid arrived yet, besides, is Qingtong idle at home, can you ask him to come over and help Guanglin?"
"Ask Qingtong to be a prime minister in the academy, what do you think?"
These days have passed, and more than a hundred years have passed in the mortal world, why haven't you given up the idea of kidnapping me, a little boy?
Taishang Laojun sternly said, "No!"
Hmph, be stingy!
Bodhi snorted angrily, "Why are you stingy?"
Taishang Laojun choked, "Where did you learn such an accent?"
Bodhi scratched his head, "I also forgot, I probably learned it from some little boy, oh brother, don't interrupt, if you don't give it to Qingtong, you can also detain the promised Xuandu?"
Taishang Laojun said helplessly, "I don't want to say anything, Xuandu is currently refining alchemy in the Bajing Palace, and it is at a critical juncture. When his furnace of elixir is ready, he will go naturally. Can you wait patiently?"
Bodhi pouted, "As long as you dawdle in the sky and delay things, if you delay in the sky for a day or two, the years in our lower realm will pass! Annoying!"
Taishang Laojun didn't know what to say, "Then you change this?"
Bodhi snorted and said, "In the future, I will think about it and make Biyou Palace go to the sky!"
You do it!You can move the entire Penglai Island up, that's your skill!
Taishang Laojun felt that it was really unnecessary to talk nonsense with this little bastard, so he hung up the water mirror directly, and then told Qingtong, "Don't go out recently, so as not to be deceived by your third master, remember?"
Qingtong smiled, "Got it, don't worry, master!"
Alas, Taishang Laojun sighed: Fortunately, there is another one who can save him from worrying.
It was Bodhi who took the initiative to call Yuanshi Tianzun.
This little bastard turned into the face of a woman so undeadly that he took a fan to half cover his face. As soon as his senior brother opened the water mirror, he raised his eyes and looked up, with sparkles in his eyes, and said softly, "Senior brother, I am beautiful!" Isn't it beautiful?"
The fan moved away, revealing a face that was so shockingly beautiful.
If there is a beauty pageant for men and women from the Three Realms, then this face will surely take the first place. Even Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace today will feel ashamed of herself when she sees it.
But Yuanshi Tianzun was indifferent, with a blank face: This is just the female version of Tongtian, this face, he has been looking at it every day since the birth of the prehistoric era, and now, he has been looking at it for tens of thousands of years!
No matter who is startled, it's just that he won't be startled!
Tianzun gritted his teeth and said, "You are beautiful, you are so beautiful!"
The dead child turned into a demon again!
Where is the skin itching again!
Bodhi said, "Brother, with my master's face on my face, I have been in the world for many years. It's so annoying. Anyway, now that the school is just set up, your apprentices and nephews have also come to help. Everyone is doing their best. I want to go out." Go for a walk."
Then what?Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly had an extremely bad feeling in his heart...
Bodhi smiled, "How about going out to relax with my own face as a woman?"
"When the time comes, I will say, I am your sister!"
"The three of us, conceived together, were born with the front and rear feet. In fact, the appearance is very similar, but you and the eldest brother are not as good-looking as I am. I said it is your sister. Just by looking at the eyebrows, you can still be four or five points." similar!"
"How about it, is my idea okay?"
"If my sister can't do it, you think it's too high-profile, what about my daughter?"
"I just said that I am the daughter of Tianzun, hey, that's a good idea! My sister is too old, daughter or granddaughter is fine!"
"Brother, it's decided! If someone asks you in front of you, you can't deny it!"
"Okay, that's all I'm looking for, see you later!"
Bodhi turned off the water mirror with a clatter.
In Yuxu Palace, Xiao Daotong, who stayed by Yuanshi Tianzun's side to serve him, suddenly smelled a burning smell, sniffed it, looked around, and suddenly turned pale with shock, "Master!!! What's wrong with your head!!! "
Give the little bastard, gas, gas is smoking!
The school slowly got on the right track, and everything was operating normally. When Nezha returned to heaven and returned to his life, the two younger brothers ate birthday noodles together at Biyou Palace. , Wukong has grown taller in the past two years, and he is almost catching up with Nezha!"
"Let's go to the sky together this time, Wukong has changed a lot, I should take it to show your master!"
When Wukong heard that he was going to heaven, he was very happy, "Master, who will go with us this time?"
Bodhi broke his fingers, "You elder brothers were welded to death at home, so you won't go, neither will your senior brother, your senior sister will go back this time, she will take your senior nephews to visit your grandfather, your senior brother The four at home are also brought along, Danshen Hongcao is going to Tushi Palace to study, Qiuqiu is what you promised, so Zizai is left alone, can’t he just leave him at home?”
"Your seniors are all busy building a house in Hezhou, Xiniu. If they can't spare their lives, they won't go."
"Who are you taking the rest with?"
Wukong counted carefully, "Brother Qiongqi is two masters and apprentices, brother Yuansheng and brother Lielie are naturally going, brother Aochun, I don't know what his plan is, I haven't seen him for a long time, I have to go and ask."
"Qiuqiu has just been told by the master, there will be no one else!"
However, the little monkey moved closer to the master and said in a low voice, "Master, if the elder sister takes Fu Bao to the sky, shall we take Brother Jin Chan?"
Bodhi stroked his beard: Hey, this is a good question!
There is no reason for her dear mother to come here, just follow her orders!
The queen mother said, "Everything needs to be changed, but you can change a copy with me today, and show it to me after you finish it!"
"If it doesn't work, change it again. After the first book is finished, then you can follow this book. After you have finished all the corrections, bring it over to me for inspection."
What?Complete change?
Xiao Qi wailed, "Kill me..."
The Queen Mother looked over gently, "Huh~?"
The Seventh Princess immediately became honest, "I would like to follow your instructions, I will fix it right away..." Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's just this request, why is it so strange!
The notebook she wrote originally had very little content of love and love, almost nothing. Compared with the shameless content written by those scholars in the mortal world, it is simply not too clean, okay?
How to fix it?
Delete all the gibberish of the villains?
Seventh Princess took out her manuscript, randomly picked out a copy, took out a writing brush, and racked her brains to find a place where she could write off.
After looking at it for a while, with no place to write, the Seventh Princess looked at the Queen Mother pitifully, "Mother, I really can't delete it..."
The queen mother waved her hand, "Then add it first, and after adding the ending, I will delete it for you!"
The Seventh Princess clutched her chest, unable to breathe: her mother wanted to kill her cub!
woo woo woo...
The queen mother slapped her daughter on the back of the head, "Stop playing tricks! Hurry up and write!"
The Seventh Princess was photographed by the queen mother's despotic power, and had no choice but to add an ending in which the Jade Emperor punished the mortal idlers and the Queen Mother rewarded the fairies.
The Queen Mother nodded after watching it, "That's right, it's much better with such an ending!"
Then he picked up the pen and deleted all the content below the neck when the male and female characters interacted in the Seven Princesses book.
Seventh Princess was dumbfounded, "Is this all right?"
The Queen Mother said indifferently, "Your Uncle Bodhi took this book to read it to the children in the academy, and to educate the children. How could it be written so badly!"
The Seventh Princess was dumbfounded, "This is a huaben! Do you understand huaben?" This is not a school textbook, but a miscellaneous book for entertainment!Do you want to be so serious?
The Queen Mother threw away the pen and handed the revised manuscript to Xiaoqi, "I don't understand! According to this, revise all the books you wrote, and then give them to me. Hurry up and don't be lazy, your uncle is in a hurry !"
The Seventh Princess had a bag of tears in her heart, and she went back crying.
The sisters came to ask, and the old seven burst into tears, "They beat me..."
What a mess!
Although the seventh princess complained, she still worked hard to revise all the books she wrote. She was also afraid that what she wrote would mislead the demon cubs of Biyou Palace, so she revised the plot from beginning to end, and again Added a lot of plots to debunk the deception, and sighed while correcting, "This is all the material I collected from the lower realm with great difficulty in the water mirror. I originally planned to use it for the next new book. Now it's all over. Run out!"
The sixth princess guarded her younger sister and helped her to copy. Hearing the words, she said, "Then what will you do with the next book? Can the used plots still be used?"
Seventh Princess frowned, "There is no next book, Jin Yuanzi was killed by a knife today, woo woo woo..."
The sixth princess comforted, "Don't be sad, Uncle Bodhi won't use you for nothing. Next time he comes back to heaven, you go to him, and he will definitely reward you with good things!"
Seventh Princess sniffed, "Good things are free, I don't lack anything, if you can let me live in the lower realm for a few years, it will be better than giving anything!"
When the sixth princess heard this, she immediately came over, "My good sister, can you take me with you?"
no problem!
In a hurry, it took a day to correct all the books. The Queen Mother checked it and said it was okay, "I have already sent the previous one to your uncle. No, he has urged me several times, telling me to send the rest to him."
"How about this, I heard that he is going back to Zixiao Palace tomorrow, you go there yourself and send the book to your uncle!"
Seventh Princess hurriedly said, "Can I take my Sixth Sister with me?"
"Sixth sister has been transcribing for me for a long time, and I happened to go to my uncle to ask for a reward!"
The queen mother couldn't help laughing, "Why did you give birth to a girl like you, okay, go! Your old mother's face, I told you to show it!"
The Seventh Princess made a face with the Queen Mother, picked up the manuscript, and went to call the Sixth Princess. The two little sisters held hands, and went directly to Zixiao Palace without waiting for tomorrow!
One year has passed in the lower realm, and during this more than a year, Biyou Xuegong has been in full swing. On the Mid-Autumn Festival in August of the year when the new plaque was hung, Bodhi invited the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms to Penglai Xiandao to hold a Congratulations on the renaming of Biyou Palace and the founding of the Academy.
The Immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms are very respectful to Bodhi, and the people who come are very complete. Although the top few bosses did not come in person, they also sent congratulatory gifts. They are not here, and the Immortals and Buddhas are more at ease. The Antiy meeting where the monkey chose the master was even more lively.
The maharajas of the Yaozu sent their children here a few years ago, and they came again just after a while, and when they arrived, they found that their children were indeed more promising than when they were at home in just a few months , that was really overjoyed, and naturally he was full of compliments to Patriarch Bodhi.
In particular, the maharaja of the fox family was entertained by the Bodhi ancestor alone. After reading the book of Jin Yuanzi's words, he was really enlightened. He was so awakened that he could no longer be sober. Bodhi knelt down.
"At first I thought it was your alarmist talk, but I really didn't pay attention to it. Now I see that it's Hu who is confused..." The handsome face of the fox clan maharaja was pale, and it was obvious that he was really scared.
"Thank you, ancestor, for letting the fox clan hang upside down!"
Bodhi waved his hand, "It's not that serious, you were just blinded for a while."
"Thank you, old man, would you like to say a few heartfelt words to the majesty today?"
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan kowtowed and said, "Senior, but there is admonishment, the boy will naturally listen to it!"
Bodhi sighed and said, "As a practitioner, remember not to be addicted to love and love. Even if you are a monster, whether you repay your kindness or love, you must not lose yourself!"
"It is said that monsters have different ways, but mortals and me, which one is not different, right?"
"The monsters, gods, immortals and Buddhas that mortals imagine are after all their short-lived fantasies. You guys, don't narrow the road, go your own way according to their imagination!"
"That would put me to death. After all, compared with us, the lifespan of mortals is like a mayfly. They live and die at night, love and resentment throughout their lives, vigorous and vigorous, and only seek the ultimate."
"But we have a lifespan of thousands of years. In these long years, the love and intimacy that mortals pay attention to are just small ways."
"Only the love of heaven and earth can last forever in the world."
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan bowed respectfully, "This junior has been taught!"
Bodhi nodded, "In fact, it is good to read more. If you talk about books, read less. Go to the mortal world to find books, read more history, read more biographies, and look at the characters passed down by ordinary people. Why are they here? In the world, death is immortal, and real names last forever, only they are the vicissitudes of the righteous path."
The Great Lord of the Fox Clan nodded and said, "When the junior returns, he will ask his clansmen to search for books in the mortal world. Don't worry, senior!"
Bodhi nodded, very satisfied, "A child can be taught!"
His little apprentice is the demon master. If there is such a group of people who only know how to look at the smoke, and only want to be in love with mortals, it will be enough for Wukong. Why don't you tell him to remove the fox clan from now on? Correct it fundamentally!
From now on, he never wanted to hear the words "Humeizi" again!
The Miao descendants of the Fox clan in Xuanyuan's tomb were extinct and all died completely. Just like this, the majesty of the Fox clan has not learned his lesson and tried to make his family members follow Su Daji's old ways. He really dislikes himself for not dying fast enough!
In the mortal world, the fox clan is probably the monster clan with the worst reputation, so if they don't want to repent, how can they succeed?
Bodhi secretly sighed, thinking that these little foxes must not disappoint him!
There is no time in the fairy mountain, and the immortals and Buddhas lack everything else, that is, there is a lot of time and endless years. This feast has been lively until the beginning of September, and it just ended. After the gods returned, the name of Biyou Xuegong It is also spread in the Three Realms.
The name of the first school in the Three Realms was won by Biyou Palace.
Although Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun did not go to cheer for his younger brother, they also sent Shui Jing afterwards.
The old gentleman smiled wrinkledly, "I really didn't expect you to be so courageous. From then on, Biyou Palace has been brought back to life!"
Bodhi rolled his eyes at his brother, "I thought you'd say resurgence!"
Taishang Laojun chuckled, "One meaning!"
Turn your face!
The Taishang Laojun took a rare chance, and he also told his younger brother, "You turned Wukong's foundation into a school, although you have earned him a lot of good reputation in the Three Realms, but you must be very careful when you recruit disciples in the future. If something bad happens here, the reputation of the academy will be ruined!"
"This is one, and the other. Teaching students must be attentive, and must not be perfunctory. Teaching and educating people is not an easy job!"
Bodhi smiled and said, "Don't worry, Guanglin handles all matters in the school now. Brother, don't you understand his child? He is the most meticulous, and he will consider everything that I can't think of. It’s ahead, there’s nothing more thoughtful.”
"It's just senior brother, you promised to call Xuandu to help me, why hasn't this kid arrived yet, besides, is Qingtong idle at home, can you ask him to come over and help Guanglin?"
"Ask Qingtong to be a prime minister in the academy, what do you think?"
These days have passed, and more than a hundred years have passed in the mortal world, why haven't you given up the idea of kidnapping me, a little boy?
Taishang Laojun sternly said, "No!"
Hmph, be stingy!
Bodhi snorted angrily, "Why are you stingy?"
Taishang Laojun choked, "Where did you learn such an accent?"
Bodhi scratched his head, "I also forgot, I probably learned it from some little boy, oh brother, don't interrupt, if you don't give it to Qingtong, you can also detain the promised Xuandu?"
Taishang Laojun said helplessly, "I don't want to say anything, Xuandu is currently refining alchemy in the Bajing Palace, and it is at a critical juncture. When his furnace of elixir is ready, he will go naturally. Can you wait patiently?"
Bodhi pouted, "As long as you dawdle in the sky and delay things, if you delay in the sky for a day or two, the years in our lower realm will pass! Annoying!"
Taishang Laojun didn't know what to say, "Then you change this?"
Bodhi snorted and said, "In the future, I will think about it and make Biyou Palace go to the sky!"
You do it!You can move the entire Penglai Island up, that's your skill!
Taishang Laojun felt that it was really unnecessary to talk nonsense with this little bastard, so he hung up the water mirror directly, and then told Qingtong, "Don't go out recently, so as not to be deceived by your third master, remember?"
Qingtong smiled, "Got it, don't worry, master!"
Alas, Taishang Laojun sighed: Fortunately, there is another one who can save him from worrying.
It was Bodhi who took the initiative to call Yuanshi Tianzun.
This little bastard turned into the face of a woman so undeadly that he took a fan to half cover his face. As soon as his senior brother opened the water mirror, he raised his eyes and looked up, with sparkles in his eyes, and said softly, "Senior brother, I am beautiful!" Isn't it beautiful?"
The fan moved away, revealing a face that was so shockingly beautiful.
If there is a beauty pageant for men and women from the Three Realms, then this face will surely take the first place. Even Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace today will feel ashamed of herself when she sees it.
But Yuanshi Tianzun was indifferent, with a blank face: This is just the female version of Tongtian, this face, he has been looking at it every day since the birth of the prehistoric era, and now, he has been looking at it for tens of thousands of years!
No matter who is startled, it's just that he won't be startled!
Tianzun gritted his teeth and said, "You are beautiful, you are so beautiful!"
The dead child turned into a demon again!
Where is the skin itching again!
Bodhi said, "Brother, with my master's face on my face, I have been in the world for many years. It's so annoying. Anyway, now that the school is just set up, your apprentices and nephews have also come to help. Everyone is doing their best. I want to go out." Go for a walk."
Then what?Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly had an extremely bad feeling in his heart...
Bodhi smiled, "How about going out to relax with my own face as a woman?"
"When the time comes, I will say, I am your sister!"
"The three of us, conceived together, were born with the front and rear feet. In fact, the appearance is very similar, but you and the eldest brother are not as good-looking as I am. I said it is your sister. Just by looking at the eyebrows, you can still be four or five points." similar!"
"How about it, is my idea okay?"
"If my sister can't do it, you think it's too high-profile, what about my daughter?"
"I just said that I am the daughter of Tianzun, hey, that's a good idea! My sister is too old, daughter or granddaughter is fine!"
"Brother, it's decided! If someone asks you in front of you, you can't deny it!"
"Okay, that's all I'm looking for, see you later!"
Bodhi turned off the water mirror with a clatter.
In Yuxu Palace, Xiao Daotong, who stayed by Yuanshi Tianzun's side to serve him, suddenly smelled a burning smell, sniffed it, looked around, and suddenly turned pale with shock, "Master!!! What's wrong with your head!!! "
Give the little bastard, gas, gas is smoking!
The school slowly got on the right track, and everything was operating normally. When Nezha returned to heaven and returned to his life, the two younger brothers ate birthday noodles together at Biyou Palace. , Wukong has grown taller in the past two years, and he is almost catching up with Nezha!"
"Let's go to the sky together this time, Wukong has changed a lot, I should take it to show your master!"
When Wukong heard that he was going to heaven, he was very happy, "Master, who will go with us this time?"
Bodhi broke his fingers, "You elder brothers were welded to death at home, so you won't go, neither will your senior brother, your senior sister will go back this time, she will take your senior nephews to visit your grandfather, your senior brother The four at home are also brought along, Danshen Hongcao is going to Tushi Palace to study, Qiuqiu is what you promised, so Zizai is left alone, can’t he just leave him at home?”
"Your seniors are all busy building a house in Hezhou, Xiniu. If they can't spare their lives, they won't go."
"Who are you taking the rest with?"
Wukong counted carefully, "Brother Qiongqi is two masters and apprentices, brother Yuansheng and brother Lielie are naturally going, brother Aochun, I don't know what his plan is, I haven't seen him for a long time, I have to go and ask."
"Qiuqiu has just been told by the master, there will be no one else!"
However, the little monkey moved closer to the master and said in a low voice, "Master, if the elder sister takes Fu Bao to the sky, shall we take Brother Jin Chan?"
Bodhi stroked his beard: Hey, this is a good question!
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