Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The little monkey rolled around in the master's arms and forced Bodhi to take back the saying "three and a half years old"!

It will be four hundred years old soon!

Wukong put his hips on his hips and raised his chest, "If I were in the mortal world, I would be a long-lived old man!"

Everyone burst out laughing, and Bodhi poked him in the stomach, "If you are still alive and kicking at the age of four hundred in the mortal world, then you are an old goblin!"

Four hundred years old is still a long life, why not live in a cemetery?

Wukong rushed over again and whimpered, "Master, my brother can't remember when his birthday is. We decided to spend it together. On the sixth day of April, can we have two bowls of longevity noodles?"

Okay, isn't it just two bowls of noodles~

Bodhi waved his big hand, "In the future, as long as I catch up with Nezha Muxiu, I will come down to celebrate my birthday with Wukong~~"

Nezha laughed so hard for the first time that his eyes narrowed~

The martial arts test in Biyou Palace was not as fast as the literary test, and it took more than ten days to finish the test slowly.

After all, it is necessary to carefully look at each child's foundation and real ability, the proficiency of using spells alone, whether they panic when facing each other, whether they understand how to cooperate with their companions when forming a formation...

The children were tortured lively until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and someone from Zixiao Palace brought a new plaque.

Bodhi took everyone happily to the mountain gate to replace the plaque. In the main hall, Qiongqi was sitting face to face with his little apprentice Kangkang on his head, and the little girl Mimi on his head.

Daomao Daoyan stared at Chu Wu very unkindly and said, "Why is it you again, why is it always you?"

Is it possible that Zixiao Palace can't send others?Why do you always come out with a hammer to deliver things?

Zhu Wu smiled triumphantly, "As soon as Mimi acted like a baby, the master agreed, my daughter wants to come out to play, what's wrong, can't she?"

Mimi stood on her father's head, licking her paws delicately, and quietly said "meow~": Xiaobai opposite, what's your name?

Kangkang didn't understand, so he yawned, meowed roughly, rolled into a ball on his master's broad head, and fell asleep...

He had only run a long way and drank milk again, and it was time for him to be sleepy.

Mimi is a little angry: what do you do to ignore people, idiot!

Mimi slipped off from her father, ran towards Qiongqi, grabbed his clothes and climbed up, but Qiongqi quickly grabbed the back of the neck, "I'll go, stick, your little girl, It's pretty naughty!"

Zhu Wu slapped Qiongqi on the back of his hand, "It hurts my daughter!" He carefully carried Mimi back.

Mimi stretched out her little paw and pointed at Kangkang, "Meow~~" I want to play!

Zhu Wuke coaxed patiently, "My brother is not feeling well, he fell asleep, can we play after he wakes up?"

Meow~~ The kitten made a long and coquettish voice: Okay~~

So nice!

Wu Wu kicked the kitten into his arms, "You also have an apprentice, why don't you go back and show the master?"

Qiongqi's attitude is better now, "Oh, I thought about it too, but Kangkang is weak, I don't dare to take him out, I will raise him later! I guess the next time senior brother and Wukong go back to visit relatives, Kangkang will also go back to visit his relatives." Once it’s done, you can take it back with you.”

That's fine.

Qiongqi stretched out his hand, "Come, come, come, it's the first time we meet, give me a gift for my apprentice!"

Zhu Wu stared, "Did you give my daughter a meeting gift back then!?"

Fart, why didn't I give it!Qiongqi said angrily, "Don't be a rascal, let me tell you! I gave Mimi a little mouse carved from jade!"

What's more, he used ancient ancient jade, which is a good thing!

If he knew that a stick was such a deadly virtue, he should have kept it for his apprentice back then!

Regret!

Oh oh oh, Wuwu smirked, "Hahaha, what, I misremembered this, I thought it was given by my brother hahahaha~~ Don't be angry, don't be angry! There are, there are, there are!"

Zhu Wu took out a bunch of things, everything was messy, and pushed Qiongqi in front of him: "Give it all to my eldest nephew!"

Spit!Do you have any good things here? It's all broken by your daughter!

Qiongqi hugged his shoulders, narrowed his eyes and said, "I think you don't think about it!"

Wu Wu felt distressed and distressed, "Raising a daughter is exhausting! My daughter's talent is not good, so I don't want to save her more wealth!"

He took out a piece of black jade from his bosom, and said painfully, "Here, give this to my nephew, the head office?"

This black jade is warm and moist to the touch, and it is a good thing to warm and nourish the body.

His daughter is alive and kicking, and she doesn't like black, so she just gave it to this little white tiger!

That's about the same, Qiongqi looked at the black jade for a while, put it away properly for the little apprentice, and then said curiously, "My family Kangkang was born in the demon clan, and he was born knowing human language and animal language, and now he can speak , It’s just that I see your little girl is still meowing, haven’t you taught her how to refine the bones?”

Zhu Wu sighed, "Oh, Mimi is a mortal cat, and I'm still torn between asking her to live her life so happily, or to become a cat demon with her intelligence, I haven't made up my mind yet. "

Huh~ Then you can really procrastinate.

Qiongqi counted with his fingers, "Then Mimi is in the sky, has she turned one year old yet?"

Wu Wu puffed out her chest, "Of course not!" How about we are only a few months old~~

That's fine, Qiongqi said, "It's better for you to make a decision early, the sooner you start practicing, the better the foundation will be laid."

Alas, who said otherwise.

But my daughter knows how to eat, sleep and play every day, and she doesn't dare to be interested in others.

Wu Wu patted the kitten with a small head protruding from his arms, and said softly, "I'm also reluctant to make things difficult for her..."

Qiongqi can't get used to it: spoiled and spoiled, there will be times when you will cry in the future!

My apprentice's health is so bad, I tell him to exercise hard every day!

Zhu Wu waved his hand, "You don't understand, raising a daughter and raising a son are two teachings!"

Qiongqixin said he didn't believe it!

When he turned around, he went to ask Jin Chan to see if the girl was so delicate!

The two of them are here guarding Zai Zai and bickering here. Outside, Bodhi has brought his disciples and disciples, and a group of masters, to remove the old plaque of Biyou Palace. Looking at the empty piece above the mountain gate, the ancestor strokes With a beard and a sigh, "From now on, there will be no Biyou Palace in the Three Realms~"

Just like his name, Tongtian, no one mentions it now, this Biyou Palace, like Jiejiao, has become a dust of history forgotten by the world.

Wukong stood beside Master, leaning on a golden cudgel that was slightly taller than him. He was full of energy and said with a smile, "Master, from now on, you will be the founder of Biyou Academy! No matter how many students walk out of the mountain gate, They are all your students, year after year, endlessly!"

Guanglin received the signal from his younger brother, led the crowd, and bowed to Patriarch Bodhi, clasped his fists and saluted, "The disciples of Biyou Palace pay respects to Master!"

"Second generation disciple of Biyou Palace, pay homage to Master!"

"Students from the outer sect of Biyou Palace, pay homage to the Patriarch!"

"Students of the generation of Biyou Academy, pay homage to the Patriarch!"

Bodhi suddenly burst into tears, turned around to wipe away the tears, and calmed down, then waved to the two nephews of Guanglin Taiyi, and the two old apprentices of Li Shan and Jinxuaoyu, "Hang up a new plaque!"

Daoist Hongjun handwritten and personally made a huge plaque, which was slowly raised by four people: gold characters on a black background, auspicious clouds and lace, four majestic characters, showing style.

Biyou Academy!

All the people present looked up at the huge plaque, their minds were all awed by it, and they were extremely excited.

Only Ao Chun stood at the front of the team, muttering to the little lion, "It's bad, it stands to reason that we two are the first generation of students, and my younger brother is the second generation. It must be three generations!"

……

So facing such a plaque, you only thought of these, right?

Jiuling Yuansheng really didn't want to say anything to this idiot.

The plaque was hung up securely, and Venerable Jin Chan, who was standing beside Patriarch Bodhi, stepped forward to congratulate, "It's really gratifying to congratulate, the poor monk wishes the elders to be full of peaches and plums all over the world, and the splendor of spring everywhere!"

Bodhi laughed and said, "Borrowing a good word from the Venerable!"

"Today, the school is established for the first time, let's have a little celebration for the time being. Afterwards, I will send out invitations and invite all the immortals from the three realms to congratulate. Your lord must help out a little!"

Jin Chan was not surprised by Bodhi's words. After all, no matter where the Taoist ancestor inscribed the plaque, it was worth celebrating.

Just Guanglin and the others, the expression of joy on their faces suddenly turned into a forced smile: I'm so exhausted! ! !

I don't want to write invitations, I don't want to arrange seats, I don't want to prepare banquets, I don't want to work...

Hey!

Bodhi himself was a hands-off shopkeeper, only talking and not doing anything, but he was very chic. After hanging up the plaque, he asked his apprentices and nephews to go to work. He went back to the main hall and asked, "Will you go back or not?" Want to live in the lower realm for a while?"

Wu Wu doesn't want to stay in the lower realm, his daughter is a little naughty, she runs around without paying attention, it's so chaotic outside, what if someone catches her?

He swallowed it in one gulp, who will pay him back?

"Senior brother, if you have nothing to say, I'll go back now." Zhu Wu ignored Mimi's big mouth and said bluntly.

must go back!

After coming out for a while, his daughter just stared at the little white tiger without moving her eyes. If he stays here for a few more days, will his daughter be able to stay?

Bodhi snorted and said, "I don't have anything else to tell the teacher, but I plan to ask you to send a letter to the Queen Mother in Yaochi!"

To the Queen Mother?

Wuwu was a stickler, stretched out his hand and said, "Okay, I'll drop by and send it there! Brother, give it to me!"

Bodhi took out a letter, handed it to Wuwu, and said, "When you see the Queen Mother, tell me that I am waiting for a reply, and tell your empress to make a decision quickly, so don't miss the big deal!"

Zhu Wu muttered, "What's so serious?"

Wukong said from the side, "Master, is there something important? Do you want me to go back with brother Zhuwu, tell your mother, and wait for her reply?"

That's not necessary, Bodhi smiled and patted the back of the apprentice's head, "It's just some enlightenment, I will tell you later."

ok~~

Guanglin knew what was going on right away and didn't say a word.

After Wuwu left, Wukong went to see him off, and the chief disciple came over and whispered to his master, "Master, can the Queen Mother agree?"

Bodhi said, "Sure, I told her to ask Seventh Princess to change the content of the book, add some positive images and plots of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and collect credit merit for them!"

Guanglin was speechless, "I'm worried that Wuwu will be beaten by the Queen Mother!"

Not everyone wants to be written into a story, right?

After all, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, the Lord of the Three Realms, would be willing to be written in the storybook, making nonsense about things she had never done?

Bodhi smiled, stroked his beard and said, "You don't understand this. Who doesn't care about the power of faith these days?"

The queen mother may be tangled and angry, but in the end, she will still agree.

As for the Jade Emperor, let alone, it is guaranteed to be faster than the queen mother promised!

Guanglin pondered, oh, that's true, now that the Three Realms have been fixed, there is only so much aura, and practice is becoming more and more difficult. Only the power of mortals' vows is endless, which can be used by gods and Buddhas to practice.

If not, before the Taishang Laojun issued a decree to clear the demons in Xiniu Hezhou from Taiyixuanmen, why did the Jade Emperor be so active, and sent the heavenly king to guard the mortal world, and sent heavenly soldiers and generals to help subdue the demons? Is it just coveting the power of faith of mortals?

Bodhi suddenly smiled and said, "The old monk is just confused. When he said in front of the Jade Emperor that the merits of learning scriptures would be shared with the heavens, the Jade Emperor would not have the attitude of pinching his eyes and looking down on him."

Guanglin was speechless, before saying after a while, "Maybe he wanted to say it, but he didn't have time?"

Bodhi spread his hands, "Then who knows, it's always his bad luck."

The master and apprentice teased a little, but since Jin Chan was still there, they didn't say much.

After a while, Wukong came back from the outside after seeing off people, and the monkey clung around Master, "Master, what are you doing with your mother, can you tell me? Please, tell me~~"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Oh, I shook Master's skeleton to pieces~~"

The old fairy patted the little apprentice's hair, and said patiently, "It's not a big deal, it's not that the fox clan read some miscellaneous books written by mortals, and their brains were ruined. I just thought, those books written by your seventh sister , but it is more enlightening, so I plan to discuss with the Queen Mother, see if we can slightly modify the book of the Seventh Princess, make a collection, bring it to our Biyou Academy, and let these little demons read it! "

Wukong's eyes lit up, "Master, I still have a set of books written by my seventh sister, so I'll give them to you now?"

That's not necessary, Bodhi said, "If those books are for enlightenment, they can't be used directly, they have to be deleted!"

Wukong laughed and said, "Then what I keep is the original copy? I heard people say that such a book is more valuable!"

A little money fanatic!

Bodhi nodded the little monkey's nose, "Then put your book away, don't let the thieves touch it again!"

The elder brother moved his butt uncomfortably beside him, and glared at the master secretly: Which pot is not open and which pot to lift!

The little monkey jumped up, and ran out while saying, "Master, I'll go back to collect the books, and then go to practice martial arts with my brother, and I won't be back in the afternoon!"

"See you later, big brother~~"

Guanglin waved to his younger brother: "See you later~~"

When the little monkey disappeared, Guanglin turned his head and said angrily, "Master!"

Bodhi stretched out a finger: Shh~~

Shh what shh!

Just as Guanglin was about to open his mouth, he suddenly heard the voice of the little monkey at the door, "Master, when Seventh Sister's book arrives, save a set for me!"

"I'm really leaving! Bye!!"

The unique footsteps of the little monkey ran away.

Guanglin, who was covered in cold sweat from fright, slumped on the mat: "My God, the ancestor of Taoism, you scared me to death!"

Bodhi laughed, fanned his fan and said, "Master didn't say anything, look at your guilty conscience, sooner or later Wukong will see the flaw!"

Guanglin wiped the sweat off his forehead, and said angrily, "As long as you don't tell, no one else will know about it!"

All right, Bodhi was afraid that he would make the great disciple angry, and no one would do work for him, so he hurriedly said in a good voice, "Master, promise to keep Guanglin's secrets for us, and maintain Guanglin's righteous and bright image in Wukong's heart, half a word Don't spit!"

"Okay?"

Barely strong~~

The elder brother in charge got his master's promise and walked away proudly. Afterwards, he murmured in his heart: This person can't even do anything wrong with his heart, alas!

In the Yaochi, the Queen Mother read the letter, sent the guest away politely, turned around and said to the Fairy Fairy beside her, "Go and get me a copy of all the books written by the Seventh Princess!"

The fairy fairies were at a loss as to where to find them, so they had to hand over their own inventory, and then said coquettishly, "Madam, this is a small private collection signed by His Highness. After you finish reading it, you have to return it to others."

Ok, Ok!

The Queen Mother's spiritual sense is also very wide, and she quickly read all the masterpieces of her daughter, and then called the Seventh Princess to come over vigorously, "Delete and edit your book!"

Princess Seven was dumbfounded: "What? Where to delete? What to change?"

The queen mother coughed, "All the details of love and love have been deleted, and finally some endings with the support of the fairy from the heavens are added. You can change it first, and I will read it after I change it!"

The author has something to say: Princess Seven: Do you know what is the most difficult thing about writing a book?It's a trial...it's a revision...