Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Bodhi was naturally unwilling to keep Jin Chan after he left Biyou Palace.

It's not that he thinks that the elegant and handsome Buddha, who is full of compassion and compassion, can do anything to his little demon cubs.

Bodhi simply felt that the old monk at Lingshan would not miss this opportunity, and that Bao Buqi would use Jin Chan's hand to stir up trouble in Biyou Palace.

It's just that Fubao went to heaven with his master, and his daughter was not at home. He would go away for several years. Jin Chan would probably bring it up and take the opportunity to go back to Lingshan.

After all, in the past two years, the Tathagata repeatedly asked Ananda to urge him to go back, and Jin Chan wanted to leave many times, but was stopped by Bodhi.

Pulling the skin of a little fat mouse to make a big banner, Bodhi's hand is very fun: Fubao is about to be enlightened, won't the venerable stay to see the girl's first handwriting?

Fu Bao is going to practice martial arts. Hey, he is young, with tender arms and legs. It's been hard work. His Holiness just left like this. Can you rest assured?

Fubao has grown up, the little girl is growing fast, I don't know if the deciduous teeth will fall out this year...

Stretching the golden cicada in this way, I watched my daughter's little mouth every day in Biyou Palace for half a year.

Who told him that he had never raised a child before, how could he know how old a cub would be to change its deciduous teeth!

It's just that Bodhi didn't want Jin Chan to stay in Biyou Palace, and he didn't even want to let him go back to Lingshan: to practice Buddhism is to practice Buddhism, to practice chanting. Law!random!

But you have to stay~~

Lingshan took so many disciples who interpreted the two religions in a basket, and I only need one Buddha and Bodhisattva, isn't that too much?

Bodhi thought that it was quite reasonable for him to do so~

And fair and just!

So this time, he planned to fool Jin Chan to go for a walk with them in Zixiao Palace.

But this matter cannot be said in front of the young disciples, Bodhi and Wukong said, "You only bring Yuan Sheng and the others, I'm afraid it won't work."

All the cubs of the Monster Clan came here for Wukong, so how could they just leave them behind and leave them alone for a few years.

Bodhi told Wukong, "Go to your senior brother and ask him for the list of the top ten scores in each subject in the last year's exam. Pick the people here and make up ten places. You will take them to meet your senior teacher. !"

"And you tell them that in the next ten years, the top ten will have the opportunity to go to Zixiao Palace to meet Daozu, go!"

Wukong couldn't bear it, "Master, I think everyone is sad enough to take exams every year now. If you want to do this, then they have to work harder to prepare for the exam?"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Isn't this master thinking of such a way to reward them because he saw that their exams were too hard? If you go to heaven, you won't come back for a few years, so you have to take the exam several times! If you don't believe it, just go with the Once they talk, see if they are happy or unhappy?"

Of course I am happy!

But I am happy because I can go to the sky for a while and meet Daozu, not because I missed a few years of exams!

Because everyone was happy and looked back, going to the sky, delaying homework for a few years, and then returning to the exam or taking the exam, and making up lessons, the mood suddenly became not so beautiful!

Thinking this way, I said it out of my mouth, and someone beside me said, "Are you stupid? You went to the sky and met the Taoist ancestor. If the Taoist ancestor gave you a hint, that's better than how many years of hard work you have practiced!"

Feng Liang snorted, and his eyes slanted away, "That's not what I said. I have been in the mortal world for several years, practicing calligraphy every day. After three years, I can achieve small successes, not to mention great achievements! But I went to Zixiao Is it possible that Taoist ancestor can tell me to practice calligraphy well?"

Feng Liang was originally in the Feng clan, and learned the ancient Feng language. Since he came to Biyou Palace, he began to practice official script. He is not good at strength, but his wrist strength is not good enough, so it is difficult to practice calligraphy. Although he has improved in the past two years, But that's all there is to seeing.

Compared, compared with Hu Yun of the Hu family, the elegant calligraphy works are far behind!

Hearing what Feng Liang said, the other children immediately started to quarrel, "Feng Liang, if you don't go, then give up your spot!"

"I want it, I want it, I'll pay you twelve taels of gold!"

"Are you treating us like idiots? You can even get gold? You might as well go to the back mountain and dig a handful of soil to exchange!" The back mountain soil still has aura, and it can grow flowers and plants. If you don't go to the mortal world to experience, how is it different from the dirt on the side of the road?

"Hehehe, then I don't have any other good things~ Ten ginseng! Is that okay?"

Everyone booed again, and someone said, "Your ginseng has been around for a few years, don't it look like a water radish? Fengliang, don't promise him, I'll exchange it with you for ten dendrobium pearls!"

The crowd was in an uproar, and everyone stood on tiptoe to see which rich and powerful fool this was: Mingzhu!One dendrobium five buckets, ten dendrobiums so many pearls, can be used to make a bed!

As a result, the probe took a look, um...

It's a little black dragon~

Everyone fell silent.

Feng Liang said angrily, "Am I stupid, who said I won't come! I won't sell it, anyone who wants to sell it can find someone!"

Hei Jiao was very angry: If you don't sell it, you say that!annoying!

It's just that he didn't dare to offend Fengliang. First, he was in a hurry. Fengliang really dared to drag him to the ring and then slapped him. Second, alas, he really couldn't beat him!

Xiao Heijiao then asked others in a dazed manner, "Who is sure about getting the quota, but don't want to go?"

Fools don't go!

Someone gave this little black egg an idea, "You can't ask like that, who can not go? Then it's not a daydream, you might as well hope that you will come first in the next round of exams every year!"

Little Heijiao lost face, "I just can't get the first place in the exam!" I want you to talk nonsense!

"Hey, none of us got into the top ten, but you have something to do with it!"

Little Hei Jiao was confused: "What does it matter to me?"

The little boy winked and said, "Aren't you and Ao Chun Aolie considered relatives?"

"Look at that little red snake, it's just a wild monster from Hezhou, Xiniu, but because of its good relationship with Ao Lie, Ao Lie takes him everywhere, it is said that he took him to the Dragon Palace before, and then to Guanjiangkou! "

"This time, we will definitely go to Zixiao Palace together!"

"He can do it, why can't you, you also go to build a good relationship with Ao Lie?"

"Doutou just call out brother, recognize the relatives first, and then stick around after recognizing the relatives, it will definitely work!"

The little black flood dragon looked at the babbling phoenix in front of him with strange eyes, "You really have an idea!"

The little luanniao raised her chest, "That's right! How about it, since you think it's good, then hurry up!? I'll tell you if it's okay!"

Little Heijiao suddenly stood up, stretched his neck and said, "Feng Liang, Ying San'er said he is your cousin, if you call him brother, you will take him to the sky, right?"

The little Luanniao was stunned by the unexpected move of calling Heijiao, and said dumbfounded, "Blind, nonsense! Nonsense! I never said that!"

Feng Liang glanced over and said calmly, "It's my cousin, but the other bird tribes in the academy are all my cousins, so I can't just take them with me, right?"

After speaking, he lifted his foot and left.

The cubs felt so embarrassed, they didn't make a sound, and slipped away silently: change places change places, change places to talk!

There were only little black jiao and little luanniao left in the room, and it was completely silent.

Luan Niao's face turned red, staring at Hei Jiao, got angry for a while, then cried, "What did you do to hurt me!"

Xiao Heijiao shrugged, "I just think your idea is good, and I also see that you can't get a place to go to Zixiao Palace, so I came to help you kindly."

"Isn't it all according to the method you said, why is it hurting you!"

Angry and ashamed, the little luan bird gave a long chirp, changed into its original shape, and flew out with wings flapping, not knowing where it went.

The little black dragon chuckled, "Fool! Hmph~"

Just another thought: Damn, don't get so angry and run away from home, if the master of the academy finds out, Ying San'er will have to repair it, and immediately change into her original shape, and fly out crookedly, "Ying San'er, where are you going, wait for me!!!"

The children ran away, Guanglin and Wukong turned out from behind, the elder brother shook his head and sighed, "Oh, the master will disturb me, just wait and see, wait until the children brought back this time, and then participate in the competition." If you still get the first place in the exam, and grab the list to go back to Zixiao Palace next time, there are sure to be dissatisfied."

Missed a few exams, and already went to Zixiao Palace once, why do you want to compete with other students for a place?

Of course, this group of students also have something to say: If you take the first place in the exam, it proves that I am excellent. If I am excellent, I am qualified to go. Do you care about me?

But if any one of them fails to snatch back the top ten spot this round, it will be even worse...

Wukong smiled and said, "Brother, don't worry, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and you can always come up with safe rules. What's more, this noisy is normal. Those who come to our house are all good boys." .”

Even if it's a little cute and small-minded and calculating, it doesn't hurt.

Little Monkey has gotten used to breaking lawsuits with his new friends over the past few years, so it's a big problem if he doesn't make noise!

Guanglin sighed, "Wukong, the whitest one this year, do you know what it is?"

The little monkey had a blank face: "I think what the brother wants to say is definitely not the white snow in winter..."

Guanglin whimpered, "It's the white hair on the head of the senior brother, which was destroyed by the master!"

The little monkey came to his senses, holding his stomach and laughing loudly, "Senior brother, it's not that miserable, you don't have a single gray hair, really! My eyesight is good!"

Guanglin choked up and said, "Why not, I asked my brother to unplug it in the morning! I have to pay attention to my image, I haven't married a wife yet, how can I age before I get old!"

Wukong laughed, "Brother, you are not afraid that you will be bald before you are completely white?"

Guanglin wiped his tears with his sleeve, "Stop talking, brother is going to have nightmares again tonight!"

Really, so miserable!

Wukong patted his brother on the back, "Senior brother, don't be sad, this time I will rely on Master to live in the sky for a few more days and let you have a few years of leisure, okay?"

No!

Guanglin was really crying, and said with tears in his eyes, "Wukong, master is idle in the sky every day, that's called idleness, brother is at home, working every day, that's not idleness..." Besides, if master wants to be a demon, what can he do? Doesn't matter where it is, in Zixiao Palace, wouldn't he come back with a mirror and command remotely?

The elder brother in charge burst into tears, "I want a daughter-in-law..." If you are so tired, you can go home at night and cry with your daughter-in-law in your arms!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

After getting the list from my senior brother, I even sighed with my master.

Bodhi successfully fooled Jin Chan just now, and made the Bodhisattva dizzy, and finally agreed to go with him to the sky to meet the Taoist ancestor. No one wants to go with you?"

Wukong sighed, "No way, just as Master said, everyone is very enthusiastic, everyone wants to go very much."

Bodhi rubbed his little apprentice's hair, "Then Wukong is reluctant?"

The old fairy rubbed his chin, "It's not okay to carry them all, why don't you add ten more people, master?"

Wukong shook his head, "Ten is good, too many are not beautiful, master don't worry, I didn't worry about this at all."

oh?What's wrong with that?

The little monkey's face was full of sympathy, and he said earnestly, "I see that senior brother is working hard every day, and he is too busy. Just now he said that he had not married a wife, so he became pregnant. Master, should you give it to me as well?" Eldest brother, have you discussed your marriage?"

How pitiful it would be if the senior brother came back to the house alone after a busy day without even a companion to talk to!

Ok……

Bodhi stroked his beard, hesitated for a while and said, "Wukong..."

The little monkey raised his face, his big round eyes were clear and slightly confused, "Ah, Master, what's the matter?"

Bodhi sighed, this is really a worrying child, "Wukong, otherwise, when you grow up, go to the Heavenly Court, don't be the king of heaven, the master will introduce you to go out, you go to the Moon Lao Palace Get employed!"

How are you?

Bodhi winked at the little apprentice!

Only then did Wukong realize that he was being teased by his master again, he snorted, and the old saying was still in his mouth, "If I go to the Moon Lao Palace, I will tie seventy or eighty red threads to the master first!"

Slightly!

Always thinking about asking him to go to Yuelao Palace, he will go next time!Take a part-time job!

The little monkey made a face, jumped up, and ran away with his robe in his hands, "Master, I'm going to find brother Aochun! I won't be here for dinner tonight!"

Little bastard!

Bodhi watched the cub run away, and laughed angrily: This is really a good disciple who loves Master!

Even if he returned seventy or eighty red threads, he wouldn't be afraid of his master's kidney failure!

Noisily, it was finally the day of departure, and Fei Pavilion soared into the sky amidst the yelling and shouting of the monster cubs, and headed straight for the Nantian Gate.

In the corner of the Fei Pavilion, the Qiongqi big cat hugged the little apprentice with one hand, and leaned on his chin with the other hand, squinting himself for a while while Kangkang was full and sleeping.

Ao Chun quietly rubbed over, "Hey, big cat, give me a hug for the little tiger, you sleep well!"

Qiongqi opened one eyelid and snorted, "Didn't you run away, why are you here again?"

Ao Chun said awkwardly, "Isn't it too tiring to take care of the child? Oh, my old waist hurts so badly. It took me several days to ask Master Huanglong to massage me!"

"Brother, it's not that I won't help you. I really can't straighten my waist. You see, I'm fine now. Why don't I follow up and help you share the burden~~"

Poor and outrageous, "Are you here to help me share the burden? You are obviously..."

The big cat’s voice was a little higher, and Kangkang moved in Master’s arms in shock, “Mmm~~~”

Ao Chun raised his fingers, whispered, "Hushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

"It's not good to rest. People like us are prone to emotional instability, irritable, and irritable!"

"That's not good!"

Ao Chun lightly carried the little white tiger away, and Kang Kang stretched his paws in Ao Chun's arms, stretched his waist, opened his eyes, and called vaguely, "Uncle Ao Chun~"

Ao Chun smiled happily, "Good boy, go to sleep, uncle is holding you~"

The little white tiger turned over and fell asleep again in Ao Chun's arms.

Ao Chunchong squeezed his eyes at Qiongqi.

The Big Thieving Cat snorted, turned its head, and threw itself on the ground, its eyelids fell heavily, and fell asleep after a while.

Not long after Feige came to Nantianmen, Bodhi and Nezha said, "It's still early, it's not time for you to be on duty, come with me to see Daozu first!"

Nezha said, "Listen to Master Uncle~"

Nezha knew that Bodhi had good intentions, and took him to the Zixiao Palace more often. Others knew that one was concerned about fellowship, and the other was concerned about the protection of Taoist ancestors. Be nice to him.

Otherwise, when such a large group of people arrived at Nantianmen, they would leave him alone, and the rest would go to Zixiao Palace to meet Daozu. It is also easy to say or not to sound.

It's hard to guarantee that no one will say something strange when it falls.

Seeing Jin Chan at the side, she couldn't help but enviously said, "Little Heavenly King is really blessed to have such an elder!"

Bodhi Yile, hey, your words are a little sour~