Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The Taishang Laojun was not angry at all. The dizzy Ananda Kassapa in front of him is just two young people from Lingshan. They all look at the Tathagata's face when they talk and do things. They never have their own ideas. Instead of getting angry with them, It would be better if Yinru came here once.

The Taishang Laojun stroked his beard slowly and said, "It's not a coincidence, the old Taoist invited the junior to come to test the medicine, the junior is worried about the little apprentice, worried that he is naughty, only knows how to play, and is not at ease in cultivation, so he put Wukong in the Our teacher Hongjun Daozu is there."

"If the two venerables intend to invite my Wukong to go to Lingshan to play, then Daozu must agree to it. I will trouble you to make another trip!"

Ananda Kassapa left Tushita Palace in despair and went back to Lingshan.

Go tell Taoist Hongjun that you want to take the little spirit monkey away?

It's no wonder that the big ear scraper didn't beat the two of them to death!

Ananda Kasyapa, who found nothing in the heavenly court, went to Yuxu Palace instead. Fortunately, after Yuanshi Tianzun accepted the invitation, he readily agreed and was willing to go. The two men did not return empty-handed.

Daoist Hongjun had no time to care about how Lingshan celebrated. Anyway, when the matter was over, his second apprentice would come back and tell him about it, so the old Daozu calmly focused on the little fat dragon practicing transfiguration at home.

This dragon clan's own talent is different from others. The old Taoist ancestor didn't teach Ao Lie all the changes of Tiangangdisha according to the scriptures, but first picked some things related to the dragon clan to learn from Ao Lie.

For example, the art of calling wind and rain, driving fog and clouds, turning rivers and seas, carrying mountains and seas in the changes of Tiangang, and spreading fog, praying for sunshine, praying for rain, etc. in the changes of Earth Sha, etc. Fat Lie Lie learned it for a while, and his mind was constantly running. Dizzy, dazed and dazed, he said to Daozu Hongjun, "Grandpa Daozu, don't you want to teach me the art of transformation? These are the abilities that the dragon clan itself knows?"

The old Taoist ancestor smiled and said, "The change of the dragon clan is between clouds, rain, fog and frost. If you understand the changes of water, you can understand your own changes. The so-called mastery is nothing more than that!"

Little Panglong sat there thinking for a long while, then grabbed his fingers and said, "I still think you are lying to me!"

Little things, don't know what's good or bad!

The old Taoist ancestor looked at the boy's fat forehead and told him to practice well. He walked to the quiet room with his hands behind his back, and see how the little grandson is doing!

The old Taoist ancestor hid outside and took a few glances, and the horse-bellied boy ran over with a look of disgust on his face, and said softly and softly as soon as he opened his mouth, "Master, whoever is carrying Laojun and Tianzun back!"

When Tongtian was studying in Zixiao Palace, because the horse's belly was originally a tiger with a human face, and when he opened his mouth, he cried like a baby, so he always liked to make him cry, saying that he wanted to see if he cried like a baby He is like a child, so the horse's belly can bother him, and he will avoid him when he is free. Even when he mentions it, he only replaces it with "that who", "that", "who" and so on.

Don't wait to call Tongtian's name, or call him senior brother.

Later, after the Conferred God War, Tongtian often lived in Zixiao Palace. Mafu had never met him for such a long time. Now Tongtian changed his name to Bodhi, and Mafu still called him that.

Anyway, just don't call your name!

Hongjun Daozu looked at the little boy's unhappy face, and knew the old grievances between him and the little apprentice, so he smiled and said, "Go and play in the back, call Fu Zhu, let him bring a rag, and clean up the old treasures in my hall. The water is wiped clean!"

The horse belly didn't have to face Bodhi, so it was naturally very happy, and jumped up and down happily, "Then I'll call Fuzhu!"

The old Taoist turned to the front hall, entered through the back door, walked around the screen, and saw three apprentices, two kneeling and one lying down, waiting for him.

Hongjun Daozu Shi Shiran sat down, stretched out his hand to help the disciples who were saluting to him, but he was not in a hurry to ask Yuan Shi, and just said, "This kid has eaten your Seven Return Fire Pill, and he hasn't woken up yet. ?”

Taishang Laojun nodded politely, "Yes, although there was a slight movement in the middle, but the disciple took the pulse of the third child a few times, and he fell asleep very soundly."

"This seven-returning fire pill, my disciples are for people who have lost their spiritual consciousness or have exhausted their energy. After sleeping for seven days and seven nights to refresh their minds, they will almost feel better when they wake up."

"It stands to reason that the younger brother is a saint. If he is like this, he should wake up after taking a nap after eating."

"I didn't expect that he hasn't woken up until now..."

Taishang Laojun is a little worried, it has been almost ten hours, and the younger brother has been sleeping, it is obvious that his spiritual consciousness has been damaged! ?

Yuan Shi's face was also full of worry, and he whispered authentically, "Is it the old thing, too sad, and the mind was damaged?"

Hongjun Daozu moved the little apprentice over, stretched out his hand to feel the pulse, and then opened his eyelids to look, then said, "It's not that serious, it's just that I'm a little tired from taking care of the child recently, let him sleep."

Two senior brothers: ...

It turns out that the little junior has always cared so much for his apprentice!

Alas, they misunderstood him...

I feel so guilty...

When Bodhi woke up, he felt full of energy and full of energy. As soon as he opened his eyes, he wanted to sit up and stretch, but he stopped suddenly. In front of him, the little apprentice Wukong and his little friend Jiuling Yuan Sheng was gathering together quietly, poking around at a small dark cloud. After a while, the little dark cloud began to rain, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a puddle of water on the ground... …

A little further away from the two mischievous children, his teacher and two senior brothers were sitting in a corner, meeting each other but whispering something quietly.

Playing with water is safer than playing with fire, so Bodhi ignored the children and chrysalised on the mat, moving and moving to the teacher and seniors.

eavesdrop!

The three masters and apprentices turned their heads: ...

Wukong and his friends looked over blankly: ...

Who is this strange person?

Daozu Hongjun stroked his beard and said, "Come here, drag this idiot out, dig a hole and bury him!"

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Teacher, we are not so crazy.

Just kick it out!

The little monkey was sitting on the ground and didn't get up. It rubbed its buttocks on the ground a few times and moved to the master's side. It touched the master's forehead with its cold paws, and said worriedly, "Master, you are sleepy!" , are you still sick?"

When Bodhi was discovered, there was no embarrassment on his face. He leaned to the ground and began to teach his disciples, "How can you play with water at grandpa's house? It makes the ground wet. Your grandpa is old. What should I do if I accidentally stepped on it and fell down?"

"Old arms and old legs, where does it hurt, how bad it is!"

"I won't allow it next time!"

Daoist Hongjun didn't even bother to talk to him, and continued to whisper to his two apprentices.

The little monkey grinned and said, "Master, don't wrong anyone. They are not playing with water. Brother Lie Lie has learned how to change the nature of water, and he is showing us how to change it!"

Oh……

Bodhi looked back, and it happened that the little fat dragon's mana was exhausted, and when he rose from the puddle to mid-air and turned into a cloud, he couldn't hold on anymore, and turned back into a little fat man, and fell to the floor with a plop...

This cub's chubby flesh trembled three times, and his chubby cheeks almost popped out of his face!

Bodhi stared at Xiao Panglong with big eyes and asked him, "Does the butt hurt?"

Xiao Panglong shook his head, and said something expected by Hongjun Daozu who was startled by the voice and turned his head to look this way, "The ass doesn't hurt, I'm hungry!"

Although this cub is not gluttonous, he is definitely a snack!

Fat Lie Lie has lived with Bodhi for a long time. Bodhi understands him well. He dragged the little chubby boy over, stretched out his hand and pinched the little guy's fleshy stomach, "When will the last meal be eaten?" of?"

The little lion Jiuling Yuansheng made a small report, "It's less than an hour!"

Bodhi snorted, Fat Lie Lie twisted aggrievedly, Xiaopang grabbed his clothes, "I practice spells so hard, I'm really hungry..."

Zai Zai said in a low voice, "It's all consumed!"

The little monkey squatted beside the master and begged for mercy, "Master, Brother Lie Lie is really hungry, his stomach is rumbling!"

"He can't eat enough, he has no strength, and he can't even launch a water polo!"

Bodhi sighed, grabbed the little fat dragon, squeezed the soft fat on his arms and legs, and said earnestly, "Lie Lie..."

Fat Lie Lie immediately burst into tears, and cried loudly, "Master, why don't you let me eat, I don't want to starve to death! The starving ghost is so pitiful! I can't even get enough to eat! Wow... "

Bodhi was startled, patted the cub in his arms, and asked his apprentice in a low voice, "Did I show you a starving ghost?"

The little monkey and the little lion nodded without saying a word, "Master, don't you know that besides starving ghosts, there are also ghosts who hanged, drowned, and consumptive... so many..."

The little lion also said, "My master also said that it is not advisable to ask us to recognize too many at one time, we should learn these few first, and when we get older and our yang energy is stronger, he will tell us to watch dead ghosts and fierce ghosts..."

Bodhi covered his face: he finally found a teacher who was less reliable than him!

What are you doing to scare children like this? You don’t need to see a ghost to know a ghost, right?Wouldn't it be okay to find a few good-looking scholar ghosts and little female ghosts?

Little Fat Dragon cried very sadly, Bodhi had no choice but to comfort him and said, "Okay, don't cry, but Lie Lie, Master wants to tell you the truth, when you eat, you have to keep the food and vegetables in your stomach , turning them into pure energy is the way to go, we can’t wait for them to become fat!”

"Aside from being a buffer when you fall, what else is fat good for?"

"It can't increase your strength, and it can't make you more energetic."

Bodhi pinched Xiaopang's belly again, "Eating is also learned, you know?"

Oh... Little Fat Dragon's eyes were blank, obviously he didn't understand much, "How to turn food into energy?"

Bodhicitta said that in your Dragon Clan, you have few children and poorly raised children. It’s fine if you only have a memory inheritance that is not updated all the year round. Parents don’t tell their children the most basic common sense of cultivation. You Gong, it's just...

Forget it, because of the many carts of treasures sent by Fat Lie Lie's father, he will not be angry anymore!

Bodhi taught Xiao Panglong how to turn food into pure energy and store it in his body, and then circulated his innate qi in his body once, consuming the energy hidden in the fat on his body.

After the cycle of several weeks was over, the little monkey and the little lion watched the little chubby dragon lose a lot of weight, and they were very surprised!

The little monkey murmured, "If Sixth Sister knows about this method of cultivation, she will be so happy!"

The sixth princess was born a little plumper than the other sisters, and since she was a child, she didn't like her body shape very much, and she always disliked her being fat.

If you can learn to consume all the energy in the fat on your body, wouldn't you be able to lose weight wherever you want?

Fat Lilie touched his stomach in surprise, "Ah, although there is nothing in my stomach, I don't feel hungry..."

Everyone is speechless!

What's with your disappointed tone!

Even though Xiao Panglong begged several times, "Is it true that I don't want to eat it? Is there really no meat bun? A small piece of jerky is also acceptable..."

But Bodhi still ruthlessly confiscated all the delicious food from this cub, and told the teacher, "Don't pamper him! If you don't eat something or replenish some energy, he will become those little fat meats!" "

The old Taoist ancestor was quite reluctant, who doesn't like chubby cubs, "Lie Lie is not fat..."

Hearing Grandpa Daozu support him, Little Fat Dragon's horns, which were originally wilted, stood up vigorously in an instant!

Bodhi said, "Teacher, you have to speak with your conscience!"

"Lie Lie's father handed him over to me because he hoped that I would teach him to become a talent. In the end, I gave him a small meat mountain. Doesn't that look good?"

The little monkey and the little lion imagined "Roshan" in their minds? ?

Qi Qi couldn't help shivering, and they all came to Ao Lie and said, "Don't get fat anymore! Don't raise fat!"

Little Fat Dragon pouted: "Okay, I got it!"

After solving the matter of Xiao Zai Zai Zai Zai, and sending the children back to practice, Bodhi himself, like a normal person, went to the teacher and senior brother, and had a good time, "What are you studying?"

Yuan Shi couldn't hold back, and slapped him on the back of the head.

Bodhi was taken aback by the beating, and raised his head and said aggrievedly, "What are you beating me for?"

Taishang Laojun sighed, "It's because you owe it to me that I hit you, that is, your second brother is quick, or I'll do it!"

Bodhi complained, "Teacher..."

Daoist Hongjun raised his eyes, "Ah, this idiot hasn't been carried out and buried yet!?"

pissed!

Bodhi just lay down, covered the quilt, and went to sleep!

Just bully honest people, hum!

Yuan Shi poked him, "Don't be angry, get up and talk for a while, you were afraid of waking you up just now! If you want to carry you behind your back and throw you to soak in the pool behind, wouldn't it be safer to stay farther away? "

Bodhi sat up with a cry, "You are still planning to drown me!"

The three masters and apprentices were all speechless: What misunderstanding do you have about your identity as a saint?

Turtle breath, can't you?

Which pool in the three realms can drown you, you say?

Bodhi didn't follow him, he wanted to make a fuss, but the teacher and senior brother came to a mixed doubles with a feather duster and a ruler, which is honest.

Daoist Hongjun looked at the flying chicken feathers all over the room, and said very melancholy, "Oh, old man, I can't move it!"

Bodhi, who was dying on the ground, raised his hands in protest.

The old Taoist pretended not to see it, turned his head and said to Yuanshi Tianzun, "When you look back, you are also a good guy. In the future, the teacher can't beat this little bastard, so I have to rely on you!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was terrified, "Don't dare to disobey the teacher's order! The disciple will prepare it when he returns home! I just got a good jade ruyi a while ago. It's easy to hold it, and it hurts to slap someone!"

"Teacher, just take a break, and I'll just watch the disciples from now on!"

"My eldest brother and I must take good care of my junior brother, and stop calling him a monster!"

Bodhi was crying and convulsed, pointing to Yuanshi Tianzun and said, "I thought you were a good person, but you are the one with the most ruthless heart!"

Yuanshi Tianzun made a grimace at the junior brother: slightly slightly!Leave me alone!

Ow!

The little bastard jumped up, jumped onto Yuanshi's shoulder, rode on Tianzun's neck, and pulled his ear hard!

We must avenge this!

After arguing for a while, Hongjun Daozu and Taishang Laojun saw that Bodhi was energetic and capable, and he still had the temperament that could irritate people to death, so they were relieved and rescued Yuanshi Tianzun from the lively Bodhi. Hold down the little bastard and tell him to sit down and talk.

Bodhi yawned, and listened to the words and deeds of Ananda Kassapa told by Taishang Laojun, and Yuanshi told the story of his trip to Lingshan, and finally sneered and said, "It's a good idea from Tathagata. "

The existing scriptures in Dongtu are not the original scriptures of Daleiyin Temple, but memorized by the learners silently. The pen, ink and paper are all ordinary. Compared with the original scriptures protected by gold armor and protected from water and fire, they are really too fragile.

If there is a fire in the temple if it is not complete, the scriptures will be burned.

So what to do?