Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The two idiots ran away, and Fat Lie Lie slapped his little hands behind Daozu Hongjun and giggled happily, his chubby belly trembled from laughter, the old Daozu turned around and glanced at him, the little fat dragon immediately behaved Standing upright, with big eyes and obedient seriousness, "Grandpa Daozu, shall we start?"

The old Taoist ancestor just told Ao Lie a few formulas that he had just memorized silently. Today, Fu Zhu, who was guarding the gate in turn, ran in with four beautiful antlers, his front hooves As soon as the son fell down, a small puddle was formed on the ground, and when he stepped on the ground again, the water splashed, "Master, Master, the Lai Tou from Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan has sent you and the third master a letter! "

"See you?"

Daoist Hongjun stroked his beard and thought for a while, "Call me in!"

The beautiful little white deer happily agreed, "Okay!" and turned around to leave.

The old Daoist stopped him, "Turn into a human form and run back and forth. You run around here and there twice, stepping on the water on the ground!"

Fu Zhu snorted, "My lord is biased! I've already raised cats, so why don't I tread water for fun?"

……

What kind of comparison is this?

The old Taoist said, "If you want to raise a cat, you can also go to the lower realm to catch one!"

Fu Zhuhua turned into a handsome and dexterous little Taoist boy, and said angrily, "I don't want to keep cats! It stinks beside the poop!"

The old Daoist laughed angrily, "After all, you are not allowed to turn into your original form and play on water at home!"

If you don't play, don't play!

Fu Zhu turned around and ran away, his footsteps were heavy, making the ground rattling loudly.

The old Daoist turned around and said to the little fat dragon, "There are guests, Lie Lie sit down first, take a break, and I will continue talking to you later!"

Little Panglong rubbed his stomach, and said pitifully, "Grandfather Dao, I just memorized it for a long time and used a lot of my brain. I've digested all the food in my stomach. I'm so hungry. Can I have something to eat?"

Coincidentally, Little Fat Dragon's belly gurgled.

The old Daozu had never seen such an edible child. He touched the little Panglong's bones, and said suspiciously, "Lie Lie, tell Grandpa Daozu, do you have any gluttonous blood in your ancestors?"

Fat Lie Lie had already crossed his chubby legs, sat down beside the old Dao ancestor, took out a bag of meat buns to eat, his cheeks were bulging, and said vaguely, "Grandpa Dao ancestor, I know what you mean by gluttony, My father said, that is the child born of my ancestor Shenlong and other creatures, so it is Taotie who has the blood of the dragon, not me who has the blood of Taotie, you are wrong!"

Oh, thank you so much for the correction!

Ananda Kassapa lowered his head and walked into the main hall of Zixiao Palace respectfully. He was very cautious at first, but who would have thought that there would be water on the ground in such a grand place as Zixiao Palace, his master! ?

With a squeak, the two of them were inadvertently slipped by the small puddle, pulled one by one, and almost fell to the ground together.

Fortunately, the old Taoist ancestor flicked his sleeves and was lifted lightly.

Fu Zhu, who was leading the way in front of the two, stuck out his tongue, made a random bow to the Taoist ancestor, and ran away!

Anan Kasyapa had no idea that the one who slipped so fast was the chief culprit who caused the two of them to make a fool of themselves. His face was as red as the eyes of a rabbit, and he bowed and saluted. !"

The old Taoist ancestor smiled and said, "Sit down, your Tathagata asked you to come to my desolate place, but is there something wrong?"

In front of the Tathagata, Ananda Kassapa has always been eloquent, very good at understanding people's hearts, and flattering is very smooth. But here, the starry sky is the dome, the mountains and rivers are the ground, and the mountains and mountains are the stone pillars. The main hall of the Zixiao Palace, which echoes with the words, seems to be boundless, and if you take a wrong step, you will get lost in it, but you dare not speak nonsense.

The two looked at each other, Kaye pouted, and Ananda had no choice but to step forward, holding the invitation card in his hand, with a very respectful and sincere attitude, "My Buddha Tathagata, specially asked the disciples and the Taoist ancestor to send an invitation card! Invite the Taoist ancestor to come. Lingshan, join my Lingshan Preaching Competition!"

While Ananda was talking, he heard a sound in his ear, which was very familiar, but he felt that the voice he was thinking of should be unlikely to appear in such a serious and solemn place like Zixiao Palace, right?

"Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

……

But, it sounds like it's a loud chatter~

Who is this, do you have any quality?

Do you understand etiquette?

Taking advantage of the action of handing over the invitation, Ananda glanced up a little. A fat, white and fat man with horns on his head was sitting cross-legged next to Daozu Hongjun eating meat buns!

Ananda raised his nose and smelled it, and tears almost came down: the smell of meat buns is so delicious!

Fat Lilie over there (I think) can whisper to Daozu Hongjun, "Grandpa Daozu, do you have sauce and garlic sauce here? The buns are a bit bland, not very tasty~"

No oh little bastard!

The old Taoist patriarch touched Xiaolong's fat head and told him to eat quietly. He opened the invitation card taken from Ananda's hand with one hand, looked at it once, and said with a smile, "I haven't gone out for a long time. Now I'm just a It’s just a bad old man who is fond of grandchildren, I will not interfere with these new things of you young people, I will tell the Tathagata when I go back, and I will congratulate him once, so that he will be able to practice in the future!”

The old Daoist refused to attend the banquet, which was reasonable. Ananda Kassapa was not very disappointed. Ananda bowed and said yes gently, and took out another invitation card and said, "This one is for you. Yu Daozu's disciple, Bodhi Daoist, we were originally sent to Biyou Palace, but Biyou Palace stayed behind, "

Ananda paused for a moment, and said bravely, "The Taoist brother who stayed behind said that Taoist Bodhi has already come to Zixiao Palace, so..."

Daoist Hongjun waved his hands with a smile and said, "Bodhi came to me before, but now he has gone to live in his brother's Tushita Palace, you go there to find him!"

Oh……

Anan Kaye, who came to Zixiao Palace first, said that this was just right, and he didn't send it out after two times. Don't run away again later, so he said goodbye to Daozu Hongjun, took a few steps back, turned and left.

After leaving the small corner gate of Zixiao Palace and walking a few steps on the cloudy road, Ananda Kassapa turned around and looked at the towering gate of Zixiao Palace, which seemed to be extremely difficult to shake, and let out a sigh of relief.

Jiaye said curiously, "Senior brother, who is the one eating next to Daozu, can you see clearly?"

Ananda shook his head, "I didn't dare to take a closer look, I just looked at it in a daze, it was also a child, but it wasn't the little spirit monkey, I wonder if it was the little boy in Zixiao Palace."

Kaye said, "Hey, this kid, why is he so blessed to sit beside Daozu and eat, how bold he is!"

Ananda slandered, people not only dare to eat, but also dare to ask for sauce and garlic!

The two of them were walking all the way in the Tushita Palace, and knocked on the door. Menduner and Mendinger were sitting at the door, playing with the rope, and they raised their heads and said, "This way!"

Ananda Kassapa moved from the west corner gate to the east corner gate, and bowed to the gate dun'er and the gate nail, "Two little friends are invited!"

Mendun'er asked his younger brother to move the rope to his hand, got up to make a gesture, and asked, "Where are you two from, but you have something to do?"

Anan said, "The poor monk is Ananda in front of the Buddha's seat in Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan. This time, he specially came to Tushita Palace to send invitations to Laojun on behalf of my family's Buddha Tathagata. Please Tong Bing."

While speaking, he passed a small gadget from his sleeve.

Mendun'er only felt cold and hard in the palm of his hand, and he touched something. He jumped in fright and shook his hand, "Oh my god! What the hell! You want to assassinate me!?"

……

Ananda was speechless: Where did the idiot come from?This entry red envelope, never received?

Seeing that his elder brother was frightened, Mending'er threw the rope at the two of them, and shouted softly, "Where did you come from such a bold maniac, who dares to act wildly in front of the gate of my Tushita Palace! Young Master, I see that you are tired of your work!" !"

The rope these two brothers were playing with was a piece of fairy rope that Bodhi made when he had nothing to do in his spare time. Although you can't find it unless you look closely, but Bodhi is a fastidious person, and he can't see it after he finished it. It's not enough to waste that experience. When he comes back to Tushita Palace, he just throws it to the doornail for fun.

The doornail is young, but he is clever and intelligent. After getting this bundle of fairy ropes, he doesn't dislike the flaws. Gen Bian Xiansuo practiced so well that it was superb.

Ananda Kassapa was not on guard, so he tied up the little door boy tightly!

I even gagged my mouth!

When Ananda Kassapa was brought to Qingtong by two brothers, Mendun'er and Mending'er, who were on horseback, Qingtong, the well-traveled and well-informed "big steward" of Tushita Palace, just covered his face!

In the tea room, Qing Tong offered hot tea to Ananda Kassapa, and said with a smile, "Our children are rare and very naive. It's all a misunderstanding. Don't blame the two venerables!"

Ananda Kassapa has already tidied up his mess once, his clothes are clean, the red marks on his wrists and neck have not disappeared, and the corners of his mouth pierced by the handkerchief are quite conspicuous, so he dare not be angry at the moment , As a result, I took a few sips of the teacup, grinning my teeth, and smiled awkwardly, "Oh, it's all a misunderstanding. I saw the cute Yuxue born by your little boy, and I really like it, so I wanted to give him a pearl to play with." , I was afraid that he would not accept it, so I stuffed it in a hurry, but I didn't expect to scare the child instead!"

Yes Yes Yes!

You can say anything~

The friendly and easy-going smile on Qingtong's face did not change at all, and his tone was very warm and authentic, "Oh, it turned out to be the case, look at this misunderstanding! Then I will thank the Venerable for our child's reward, and turn around I'll give it to him, and let him thank you for coming!"

Everyone said so, how could Ananda not take out something, and gave out a small bag of pearls with a smile, and his heart was bleeding, "It's not a good thing, give it to the children to play with! Give it to them too." Shocking..."

Holding the brocade bag, Qingtong said sincerely, "Look, I've come all the way here, and it cost you money!"

Ananda let go reluctantly, but Qingtong accepted the bag sincerely and affirmatively.

got it!

lost!

Ananda burst into tears: Who are the people in this Tushita palace!

Kaye secretly rejoiced that since he was disgusted by the Buddha last time, he put Ananda first in everything, and this time he was the one who took the lead.

It's good, it's good, it's not me who loses!

Gaye looked at and rubbed his wrist, those red marks didn't seem to hurt so much hehe! ?

When Taishang Laojun came in, Ananda Kassapa was drinking tea with his head down, and he refused to say a word, for fear that if he said a few more words, he would be robbed again.

Laojun clasped his fists with a smile, "It turns out that there are two venerables, and they are here, they are so radiant!"

Ananda Kassapa hurriedly got up and saluted, "I have seen Laojun!"

Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "Please sit down, please sit down, the hospitality is not good, I was just in the pill room, looking at a furnace of pills, I really couldn't get away, I didn't mean to be negligent!"

These words were not fooling people, Ananda Kassapa also smelled the scent of divine fire and elixir from Laojun's body, and quickly said a few more polite words before presenting the invitation and explaining the purpose of his visit.

Annan was afraid that Laojun would also excuse that Patriarch Bodhi was not there, so he continued, "We just came from Zixiao Palace, and Daoist said that Daoist Bodhi is also here with you, and here is an invitation from him. Please give us a call."

Taishang Laojun frowned, "Ah, it's not a coincidence, my junior brother helped me test the medicine yesterday, I took the elixir, and fell asleep! He can't go, and I can't leave! Such a grand event, we two brothers , I can’t even go!”

Ah, this! ?

Ananda Kassapa looked at each other, thinking how could it be such a coincidence?

You can't fool us both, right?

Before leaving, the Tathagata explained that others are fine, this little spirit monkey master and apprentice must be invited, but this is either not finding anyone, or sleeping, it is really...

Ananda said hesitantly, "Old gentleman, my Buddha told me that you two must be invited to the scene. Is it possible that Bodhi Taoist will not wake up after taking this elixir?"

The Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said, "The elixir he ate is the seven-return fire pill, only one pill, and he must sleep for seven days. It is really difficult to wake up, and this medicine has the effect of concentrating the mind. , Interrupted halfway, it is not beautiful!"

Oh……

Just as he was talking, Huo Tong hurried over and shouted, "My lord, my lord, the third master moved, and he snorted, go and have a look!"

The Taishang Laojun was startled, he stood up suddenly and said, "How could it be, but something went wrong!" After saying that, he was about to leave.

Ananda hurriedly got up and said, "Old gentleman, can I go and see as well!"

Taishang Laojun walked in a hurry without turning his head, "Come if you want to see it!"

Ananda Kassapa hurriedly followed, watching Taishang Laojun trotting all the way in front, Taoist robes flying, obviously very anxious, not as if they were acting, the two looked at each other, followed closely, half Don't let go!

Bodhi was placed on a small couch in the alchemy room by the Taishang Laojun at the moment, covered with a quilt, with a soft pillow under his head, snoring loudly, and his little face was flushed.

Taishang Laojun approached, and before he could speak, he put his fingers on Bodhi's wrist, felt his pulse, and asked the water boy standing beside him, "Third Lord, can you open your eyes and talk?"

Shuitong quickly shook his head, "No, it's just that he snorted in his dream, kicked the quilt, and then fell asleep again. Didn't the master say that if there is any movement, I need to call you? So..."

Taishang Laojun put down his hands, heaved a sigh of relief, waved his hands and said, "That's what you should do!"

He asked again, "Where's the notebook for the record?"

Huo Tong took it out of his arms, squeezed into the crowd, and handed it over, "Master, here it is! Here it is!"

Taishang Laojun opened the book, took out the brush, licked the nib a few times, and wrote a few strokes on it.

Ananda, who was beside Laojun, tilted his neck slantingly, and watched with good eyes, "at a certain moment, my brother had a nightmare in his dream, and he groaned. Afterwards, he took the pulse at [-] breaths. The pulse was calm and there was no serious problem. .If you take the pulse on the spot, you may be able to detect the difference..."

Ananda picked up another sheet and quickly glanced at it, "At a certain moment, my stomach roared in my sleep, I let out one muffled fart, two loud farts, colorless and odorless..."

Ananda threw the page of the book down like a hot hand: He read this stuff, if Patriarch Bodhi knew about it, he wouldn't be silenced in the future, right?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ananda withdrew his hand and pinched himself a few times in the monk's robe!

The Taishang Laojun just pretended not to see it. After finishing writing, he put down his pen and said to Ananda Kassapa apologetically, "The two venerables have also seen it. I really can't go away, my junior brother really can't go. ! I'm so sorry!"

Ananda thought for a while, then he couldn't come, no one invited him, so he said, "If you two really don't have time, it's okay to ask the little spirit monkey to go instead!"

Taishang Laojun chuckled.