Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

At that feast, many people went to the Three Realms, and it wasn't just a feast for the Western religion family. Tathagata didn't dare to speak clearly at the banquet, but only hinted a few words in secret.

Bodhi asserted, "This old monk will definitely send people to the lower realm in the future, and then go to Nanzhan Buzhou."

It's called preaching, but it's actually snatching the dojo.

Both Daozu Hongjun and Taishang Laojun nodded in agreement: This is simply a lice on the bald man's head, it is obvious.

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned and said, "I just don't know what it means that he has been thinking about our Wukong all the time!"

At the banquet, Tathagata said it was a pity to Yuanshi several times, "Tianzun didn't bring his nephews out for a walk, at least they are his relatives and uncles. Can Bodhi Daoist friends not trust you?"

"Last time at the Yulan Basin Festival, the little spirit monkey really liked the golden lotus seeds from the Daleiyin Temple."

"For this feast, the old monk specially asked people to pick a lot of high-quality lotus seeds, just waiting for the little spirit monkey to come."

"My apprentice, Jin Chan, has returned from calamities, but I can't see my little friend. It's a pity..."

"The old monk sincerely invites you. I really didn't expect such an unfortunate coincidence."

As soon as he talked about Bodhi, he became very angry, "It's not fun to snatch my disciples. It's because of Wukong's fortune, and he wants to plot against my disciples!"

Bodhi angrily said to Daozu Hongjun, "You shouldn't have stopped me back then and told me to cut off his head with a sword, that's all!"

Daozu Hongjun said louder than his disciples, "You are so confused, if I don't stop you, your sword may not be able to cut anyone, and it is not impossible to cut off half of your own leg. What good things are you thinking here! "

Oh……

Bodhi fell silent.

After a while, he sighed and said, "It's a pity that I didn't develop my brain properly when I was born. If I was smarter, it would be fine..."

That melancholy tone made Hongjun Taoist master and apprentice three straight teeth ache!

For Bodhi, mischievousness accounts for three points, cleverness and wisdom account for five points, and the remaining two points are friendship. Does that mean that he is not smart enough?

Taishang Laojun said bluntly, "If you make less mistakes, you will probably be smarter."

Bodhi just didn't hear it.

For the time being, the matter of learning scriptures from Lingshan has been settled. Whether it is OK or not, Taoist Hongjun only pays attention to the fate of the Buddha's son Jin Chan who stays in the mortal scriptures. Bodhi said to the teacher, "If this is the case, I will first gone back?"

Taishang Laojun asked the teacher, "Do you need to give him another one?"

Hongjun Daozu shook his head, "The previous one was enough."

Then he said to Bodhi, "Go back, the children stay with me first."

Why!

Bodhi immediately sat up, "That can't be done! Teacher, is it possible that you have repented?"

Daoist Hongjun didn't understand for a while, "What do I regret?"

Bodhi said with round eyes, "I regret that I don't want to make Wukong my apprentice, but I want to take him back as my youngest son, right?"

……

The atmosphere in the hall froze, and the faces of Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun inevitably showed suspicion: Is this really the case?

Hongjun Daozu passed the feather duster in Yuanshi's hand, "Don't wait for your Yu Ruyi, just take this first and give him a whip!"

Yuanshi Tianzun took the feather duster, slammed it on the mat with a fierce face, and said to Bodhi, "Why are you talking to the teacher! Be serious!"

Bodhi said angrily, "Then why should my apprentice and I be separated from each other! Master and apprentice can't see each other?"

What a sour thing to say!

Daoist Hongjun frowned and said, "Are you sleeping stupidly, why do I always feel toothache when I hear you talking today?"

Taishang Laojun moved closer to Master and said, "Teacher, I feel the same way!"

Daoist Hongjun was also angry, "Although our master and apprentice have facilitated the study of Western teachings, it is equivalent to destroying the plan of the Tathagata. Then the Tathagata is eyeing Wukong, why don't you let the child develop more skills?"

"I saw that Wukong has been practicing in Zixiao Palace for two days. He has made great progress. In addition, I am teaching his little friend how to practice transformation. I can't finish it in a while, so I told you to go down."

"Tell me about what you pretend to be in your bastard's mind every day, huh?"

Oh……

Bodhi snorted, "Since that's the case, wouldn't it be over if you said it long ago!?"

"Then I won't go back either. How can my master not know the progress of my apprentice's practice!"

Daoist Hongjun squinted and asked him, "Then you don't care about Biyou Palace?"

Bodhi laughed, "Then there are four great elders, my big disciple, and Taiyi's big nephew there!"

"If these people are together, if they can't take care of Biyou Palace, then the disciple shouldn't be a master anymore, and Taiyi has to be brought back by the second senior brother, and it can be rebuilt in the furnace."

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Listen to what this means, why did I teach you my apprentice?

It's just that the little bastard is such a rascal, and they can't help it.

Hongjun Daozu sighed, and said to his second apprentice, "After you return to Yuxu Palace, take your Yuruyi and go to Biyou Palace to see the children for your junior brother. If there is any difficulty, remember to help. "

Oh.

Fu Zhu boy, who was wiping the floor at the gate of Zixiao Palace, stared helplessly at their second senior brother, carrying his master's feather duster, and went out with dull eyes...

These days, why do people take everything?

What's so good about a feather duster, all this?

Sooner or later, their master asked these three apprentices to make the whole house miserable!

Fu Zhu muttered to himself, holding a veil in his hand, wiped off the accumulated water in the puddle, sprinkled a handful of sand, and stepped on it firmly with his feet, it is considered that the floor tile has been repaired .

In the back garden of Zixiao Palace, the little chubby dragon turned into a cloud of light mist, and flew cautiously to the edge of the plane tree, poking his head and peeking inside.

Feng Da and Feng Er were not there, only Miss Huang San was combing the feathers with her mouth.

The light mist dispersed, then slowly gathered, tentatively stopped in front of Miss Huang San, and turned into a fat little cloud.

The little lion who hid for a long time whispered to Wukong, "Why do I look at the cloud Lie Lie like your somersault cloud?"

The little monkey nodded, "Brother Lie Lie said my somersaulting cloud looks cute, so I changed it a few times for him and told him to learn it."

"He said girls like cute and cute things."

"Ah, really?" The little lion asked curiously.

Wukong scratched his head, "I don't know..."

Jiuling Yuansheng didn't believe it, "You have seven older sisters, don't you know?"

The little monkey thought about it blankly, "But there are very few cute things around my sisters..."

The eldest sister has a straightforward temper and likes to take care of her younger sisters the most.

The second sister has a gentle temperament and likes to study cloth clothes the most.

The third sister has good hearing and rhythm, and likes various musical instruments the most.

The fourth sister is kind-hearted, loves the poor and the weak the most, and likes making utensils. She made many of the little monkey's toys.

The fifth sister is very strange, she is good at painting, and she is very good at painting, but she just likes those bright colors that make eyes hurt.

Sixth Sister is timid, but thoughtful, she is good at calculating accounts, managing money and arranging family affairs.

As for Seventh Sister...

Well, for the time being, I like to write a storybook!

The little monkey thought about it hard, "I am the cutest around my sister!"

The little lion raised its big paw, and gave the little monkey a thumbs up hard, "Wukong, you are more and more open-minded!"

hee hee~

While the two of them were muttering here, the little cloud that the little fat dragon turned into had already pulled out a big red peony from the depths of his own cloud, and handed it to Miss Huang San.

"Sister, this flower is very beautiful, barely worthy of you, I give it to you!"

Miss Huang San's phoenix eyes first glanced at the flower lazily, then sat up straight, and then glared at Xiao Yunduo, "Which enemy of mine sent you to cheat me?"

Little Fat Dragon froze nervously: What, what?

The little lion's eyes are good, but his ears are not very sharp. He saw it from a distance, but he didn't hear what Miss Huang San said. He is tense, and the changing clouds will not move!"

"It's frozen!"

The little monkey also covered his mouth, shaking with laughter, but suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and when he remembered something, he said nervously, "Brother Lie Lie's flowers, where did you pick them?"

"When we came back from outside, we picked it by the side of the road, right?"

The little lion shook his head, "No way, we haven't seen flowers of this color before when we went out, but it seems to me that they are in the flower garden behind, only there are such gorgeous red flowers!"

Wukong actually knew it too, but he still had a little fantasy, the little monkey wailed, "Brother Yuansheng, if brother Lielie gets beaten later, should we go up and help get beaten together, or go back and find the grandpas?" save him?"

what?

Before the little lion asked why, he heard a buzzing roar in the flower garden, "Who, who picked my flowers!"

The little Panglong also came to his senses, changed back to his original shape with a plop, fell down and sat under the plane tree, looked at Miss Huang San with tears in his eyes and said, "Fairy, go, I did this alone, it has nothing to do with you!"

Huang San rolled her eyes, "It has nothing to do with me, okay? If you want to go, you go, this is my territory! Don't bring those lunatics to me!"

Fat Lie burst into tears, and cried in a childish voice, "I, I have run out of mana, I have no energy, and I can't stand up anymore!"

Miss Huang San: ...

At this moment, the deafening buzz was almost approaching.

Wukong was in a hurry, pulled the little lion, and rushed over in three steps and two steps, first threw a protective shield for Huang San on the tree, and then squatted beside Fat Lielie, pulled out a handful of hairs, and rubbed them on his fingertips. When he blew in his mouth, he turned into a hundred little monkeys, and the second big king was among them. Wukong shouted, "Surround the four of us!"

The little monkeys shouted in unison, "Yes! Please obey the king's order!" After saying that, they wrapped up the second king of Wukong, the little lion, and the culprit, Fat Lie Lie, in an airtight manner.

At the moment of closing, the little monkey had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed the big red flower in Ao Lie's hand, and threw it out.

At this moment, the weeters had already flown over in groups, buzzing heart-piercingly, "My flowers..."

Under the protection of his friends, Fat Lielie cried loudly, "My God..."

The little monkeys surrounded everyone tightly, and the inside was dark and airtight. The little lion said in a muffled voice, "Lie, don't cry, save some energy, or you will run out of food later, you can eat again." Fainted."

Fat Lilie choked up and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know that flowers can't be picked..."

Wukong took out a bright pearl to illuminate it, and sighed with a faint expression, "It's also my fault that I didn't tell you, don't cry~"

The second king snorted, "It hurts so much..."

Wukong took the second king's little hand to apologize again, "I'm sorry, I made the little monkeys suffer."

I don't know what happened to the little monkeys outside and the angry little bees...

Just listening to the humming sound that covers the sky and the sun, it can't stop.

The second king said in a milky voice, "You don't have to say sorry to me, you will also be hurt later..."

Although it is the dharma body, but the little monkeys were stung, and it was Wukong who suffered in the end.

Fat Lie Lie moved over a little bit, and said with a twitch, "Wukong, let me out and tell me to fight them myself..."

Wukong sighed, "There are so many people, you can't beat them. Besides, they are old people in my grandfather's family. They are small and can't be blown by wind or rain. They are very brittle, and they will hurt everyone." It's a big deal, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, forget it, just wait for a while, and when they finish putting the needles in the tail, they will fly away!"

The little monkey stroked the horns of the little fat dragon, "The strange beast brothers told me several times before, I remembered it myself, but I forgot to remind you, in this Zixiao Palace, anyone can mess with it, that is A flower garden is a forbidden area..."

"I also forgot to tell you, sorry."

Fat Lie Lie whimpered and said, "It's because of my debt, I don't blame you, I will never give flowers to girls again..."

The little lion couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked the little fat dragon on the head, "You should be more careful!"

Whether it's public morality or pity, you have to have a little bit, so as not to cause trouble!

After a long while, I heard Miss Huang San lazily saying outside, "They are flying away, come out, little ones."

Wukong trembled all over, and received the little monkeys outside, only the second king was left standing hand in hand, Wukong asked strangely, "Why don't you go back?"

The second king had some small red envelopes on his body, and said with a smile, "I'll share some with you, so you won't be so sad!"

Wukong smiled, "Are you stupid, you come back to me, we both take a medicine, and we will recover soon!"

"Besides, the little monkeys are all my hairs. It doesn't matter if there are some toxins in their hairs. It will be much more uncomfortable if you carry them!"

"Go back quickly!"

The second king's face was already swollen, Wulihulu said something, Wukong shook his head, "I'll let you out to play after I recover, don't worry!"

The little lion and Fat Lilie stood by and watched worriedly, but they didn't dare to say anything.

Fortunately, Wukong's will is firm, and the second king can't talk to him, so he has to slowly disperse and become one with Wukong.

Fat Lielie dragged Wukong to find Daozu in a hurry, howling so loudly that everyone in Zixiao Palace could hear him.

Daoist Hongjun and Bodhi knew the whole story, and they couldn't laugh or cry. Bodhi sighed, "When I was young, how can you make troubles like you!"

He nodded Wukong's nose, "Why didn't you come to see Master after you offended those wild peaks? Why don't you stand up for yourself? Another master gave you a lot of protective shields, why didn't you release them?"

Wukong blinked and whispered, "I'm afraid of running around, causing them to fly around and accidentally injuring others. I used a protective cover for Huang San. The scorpion is in a fit of anger. If it doesn't retaliate, it will die of anger. If they hit the shield and hurt themselves, it's not good."

"So you conjure up little monkeys and stab them?"

Wukong rubbed his fingers and nodded, "Master, that's the best thing I can think of. Anyway, it's okay to prick it. The weed can calm down, and it can't hurt others."

Bodhi turned to look at the teacher, Hongjun Daozu sighed, and pulled the little monkey over, "Does Wukong hurt?"

The little monkey shook his head, "The toxin is all in his hair, I don't feel anything, but the second king refused to go back just now, I see his face is swollen..."

Daozu Hongjun stroked his beard, thinking about how to get rid of his little grandson's poison.

Bodhi waved at the little fat dragon and the little lion, and the two cubs walked over limply, the little fat dragon's tears were still hanging on his fleshy face, "Master, I got into trouble, please punish me, I can't Go back to the West Sea... woo..."

Little guy, you still know!

Bodhi flicked his head on the little fat dragon's head, "Naughty boy!"

He stroked the lion cub's hair again, and held the two cubs in his arms, "You must be terrified!"

Two loud cries broke out suddenly, startling the little monkey who was nestling in the arms of the grandfather and quietly pulling the old Daoist's beard: What, what's wrong! ?