[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Today is the last big court meeting before the Chinese New Year, with all civil and military officials present, Zhao Zhen was picked up by Fu Quan and dressed up before dawn.Wearing a court dress weighing about a few kilograms, the shiny gold bag is newly upgraded!Both the color and the price have reached a new level!

Zhao Zhen felt it for the first time—the daily dragon robe is too simple, and the real man is the man who can bear the costume!

Wearing a heavy crown, Zhao Zhen stiffened his neck and dared not move, for fear of breaking his own neck if he tilted his head, he would become the first stupid emperor in history to be crushed to death by the crown.

Several layers of dragon robes were already very heavy, and the servants were desperately trying to hang things on his waist, Zhao Zhen thought bitterly—if the things hung were too heavy, the belt would be torn...then he would drop his pants It would be better to be crushed to death by the crown!

After finally tidying up, Zhao Zhen stood up with great difficulty. After lifting one leg, he lost his balance in an instant. If Chengying hadn't caught him quickly with his eyes and hands, Zhao Zhen would have fallen down on the ground.Zhao Zhen felt like a little turtle with a shell on its back, no, he was not even as good as a turtle!

The tortoise can still crawl forward on all fours, but he can only walk upright on two feet, and he has to walk out of the majesty of the emperor!

Prestige your sister!This day is simply impossible! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

At the court meeting, all the officials made concerted efforts to sing praises, and although Zhao Zhen had a heavy head, he still showed a smirk in cooperation.

In order to give back to the majority of courtiers who love him, Zhao Zhen lighted up his sweet skills, took the essence of what the courtiers praised him and cut out the complex, and then praised him back. The two sides praised each other to promote unity. mom.

In the evening, there was a big banquet for the ministers, and by the way, they entertained the envoys from all over the world.

Zhao Zhen didn't like to attend banquets in his previous life, and in this life he has upgraded from "dislike" to "dislike". At the banquet, he ate exquisitely crafted cold rice, drank cold water disguised as wine, and singing and dancing were meaningless, except Opera is singing and dancing, and it can’t even compare to the Spring Festival Gala.

Taking advantage of the free time in the afternoon, Zhao Zhen changed her clothes and went shopping, and bought something for the Queen Mother by the way~

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The Song Dynasty is an important dynasty that connects the past and the future. People in the Song Dynasty have an unparalleled enthusiasm for festivals. Many modern Chinese New Year customs originated from the Song Dynasty.Even though tomorrow is the official day of Chinese New Year, the streets are already bright red, bustling, with the sound of firecrackers, a scene of prosperity and peace.

Zhao Zhen was filled with emotion as she walked down the street.

A country is getting better and better before your eyes. This kind of pride cannot be described in any language!

At this time, a pair of hands suddenly stretched out from behind, hugging the dazed Zhao Zhen in the air.Zhao Zhen didn't panic, because the feeling of those hands was too familiar.Zhan Zhao, who was intentionally frightening, smiled and said, "Why don't you have any precautions at all, what if I'm a kidnapper."

Zhao Zhen was dressed too thickly, so he raised his arms and hugged Zhan Zhao with difficulty: "Master~Fu~"

Zhan Zhao smiled even more happily, pointing to the restaurant opposite and said, "Xiaobai and I are in the private room opposite, and I saw you when I looked up. It's no fun to sell goods on the street now. I'll take you out to play at night. There are fireworks and performances, and there are cultural and military battles to grab the lanterns, which is interesting."

Zhao Zhen had already seen Bai Yutang sitting by the window, and waved his paw happily, but froze halfway through.

Zhao Zhen poked Zhan Zhao, "Master, there is a scoundrel molesting Big Brother Bai!"

Zhan Zhao said indifferently, "Which scoundrel is tired of working?" When Zhan Zhao looked up, he saw a tall foreign man sitting in the seat he had just taken, reaching out to pick Bai Yutang's chin...

Zhao Zhen was hugged by Zhan Zhao, only to hear two crisp "cracking" sounds, the nerve called reason broke down, and the happy Zhan cat instantly turned black!

When the murderous Zhan Zhao walked up to the private room with Zhao Zhen in his arms, the door of the private room was suddenly knocked open, and two tall and strong rough men flew out, hugged each other tightly and rolled down the stairs. The other accomplice who was thrown out was overwhelmed, didn't let out a wail, and just fainted...

Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen grinned at the same time - oh, it hurts to look at it!

Zhan Zhao hugged Zhao Zhen and walked to the door of the elegant room. He didn't notice that another strong man flew out. Zhan Zhao didn't have time to dodge, and he made a precise cross! The No. 4 strong man fell on the three accomplices, and Zhao Zhen was sure that he heard two more "cracks", this time it was not his nerves but his waist that broke.

Cheng Ying, who had been silently following behind, said: "It's from Xixia, that person just now was Li Yuanhao."

"What should I do?" Zhan Zhao looked at Zhao Zhen.After all, Li Yuanhao still has the status of an envoy, and if he does not handle it well, it may trigger a war between the two countries.

Zhao Zhen thought for a while, "Let's avoid it, let Big Brother Bai teach him a lesson." Zhao Zhen is the emperor, and Zhan Zhao is the emperor's teacher. The two represent a standpoint, and it is best not to show up.On the contrary, Bai Yutang is from the Jianghu, and he doesn't know Li Yuanhao, so it doesn't hurt to beat him up.

Zhan Zhao was a little worried, "Xiaobai won't be hated."

Zhao Zhen smiled and said, "Don't worry, Li Yuanhao will soon be too busy to take care of himself."

Li Yuanhao, the mighty founding emperor of Xixia in the future, is now just a reckless man who does not know the heights of the sky and the earth, and is tabooed by the Xixia emperor because of his great achievements.Zhao Zhen already knew the purpose of Li Yuanhao's trip. He exploded the chrysanthemums of Prince Yelulan of Daliao some time ago, which is equivalent to detonating the chrysanthemums of the entire Daliao!

Now Xixia is besieged on all sides, surrounded by several enemies such as Liao, Goryeo, Dangxiang, and Uighur.Li Yuanhao's mission to the Song Dynasty this time is to use the banner of uniting the Song Dynasty to fight against the Liao Dynasty, and borrow troops from the Song Dynasty to borrow food and excuses to ease the tension in the country.

Originally, according to Song Dynasty's long-term check and balance strategy, it is very likely to agree to Xixia.But since Zhao Zhen came to the throne, the entire Song Dynasty seemed to have taken dynamite, and its external attitude became more and more tough, and it would explode at every turn. The Xixia Emperor was really not sure about Zhao Zhen's attitude, so he had to send Prince Li Yuanhao to be a lobbyist.

Li Yuanhao is plotting against Zhao Zhen, and Zhao Zhen is also plotting against Li Yuanhao~

The founding emperor is so crazy, it sounds really unpleasant, who told you not to stay in Xixia, and insisted on going to the Song Dynasty to die.

Zhan Zhao never got involved in the messy affairs of the court, since Zhao Zhen said he could be beaten, then he should be beaten hard!

Zhan Zhao hid in the next door with Zhao Zhen in his arms, and knocked on the wall a few times.

Bai Yutang had heard about Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen a long time ago, and saw that the two of them ran to the next door and knocked on the wall instead of entering the house, so he immediately understood—this is to let him not worry about Li Yuanhao's identity, and beat him until he feels good!

Li Yuanhao has been harassed by the secret guards for the past two days, he suffers from insomnia every night, his teeth get stuck in the mouth of cold water, he does not go well with things, and he can't even find a woman to vent his anger.God knows why the Song Dynasty broke the rules, and the brothel doesn't entertain foreigners?His grandma's!Li Yuanhao couldn't hold it back for two days. He thought that with his status as an envoy, he would go to the street and rob a few civilian girls by force. The little emperor would not dare to kill him. Who would have thought that he would see Bai Yutang at the window...

There is a beautiful woman at the window, who is peerless and sits alone, her legs become weak when she looks at her, and her waist hurts when she looks at her again, it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman, I will talk about it after I sleep!

Li Yuanhao is a man of action!Immediately led people to surround the restaurant, and drove away all the customers, the shopkeeper, Xiao Er!

Bai Yutang is not a good-tempered person, but why did Li Yuanhao reveal his identity as soon as he entered the room, and even boasted that he would "accept" him?

Bai Yutang laughed angrily, a sneer of course.

For the sake of Li Yuanhao being the envoy of Xixia, Bai Yutang didn't want to make things big.

Now that Li Yuanhao was slaughtered, he was very happy, but Kaifeng Mansion had to solve the case, and Zhao Zhen had to give Xi Xia an explanation, even Zhan Zhao would be embarrassed by this.So Bai Yutang taught a few ignorant subordinates a lesson, trying to make Li Yuanhao quit.

I can't kill him now, when he returns to Xixia, take the time to go to the Xixia Palace, clean up with a knife in his hand, and completely leave the scum without a trace!

Hearing Zhan Zhao knocking on the wall to hint, Bai Yutang calmly stood up with the knife in his hand.

Li Yuanhao's heart was burning, and he took a step forward and said: "Take my knife, let me meet the beauty!"

Li Yuanhao's subordinates made room for Bai Yutang to hold the saber horizontally in his left hand. Li Yuanhao asked in confusion, "Why don't you draw the saber?"

Bai Yutang said expressionlessly, "I'm afraid..."

Li Yuanhao laughed loudly, and the dog legs laughed together and resounded over the restaurant. Li Yuanhao teased: "Don't worry, beauty, I don't want to hurt you. You will know that I am fine when you get on the bed!" Li Yuanhao laughed arrogantly, suddenly My eyes went dark, and the bridge of my nose hurt! ! !

"Ah!!!" Li Yuanhao's nose was bleeding like a spring, and he knelt down and wailed while covering his nose.

At this time, Bai Yutang said with a blank face: "I'm afraid I won't be able to control my strength, so I will kill you."

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Under Bai Yutang's unilateral beating, all kinds of rhythmic screams echoed from the next door.

Zhan Zhao, Zhao Zhen, and Cheng Ying squatted in the corner, praying for the Xixia people next door at the same time—keep breathing, don't stop breathing!

The shopkeeper of the restaurant who was kicked out by Li Yuanhao just now called the officials from Kaifeng Mansion, and Zhan Zhao asked Zhao Zhen, "What should we do next?"

Zhao Zhen squinted his eyes and said: "First arrest them in Kaifeng Mansion and lock them up, arrest them with great fanfare, but don't interrogate them yet."

He also ordered Chengying: "Send people to spread the news all over the city, saying that Li Yuanhao molested a woman from a good family in a restaurant and was arrested by Kaifeng Mansion. The news must reach the ears of other envoys, especially Yelulan!"

The two were working separately, and Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin and laughed three times: "Hmph, the founding emperor!"

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Pang Tong was sent by Zhao Zhen to deal with the matter of misfortune to Buddha, and he just returned to Kaifeng two days ago.

This time Pangji Pangtong and his son walked together, although they didn't say a few words, the relationship between the father and son has been fundamentally improved!In other words, Pang Ji unilaterally resigned to his fate. Although his son regards him as a piece of shit, he is not shit after all, and he has no intention of cleaning up this shit...

Once he accepts this setting, Pang Ji feels that he can be cute too.

After accepting his fate, Pang Ji put aside his old face and came to visit his son every day to communicate with him. Pang Tong was almost annoyed by him!

Although Pang Tong didn't care about worldly views, the crime of patricide was too great after all, even if it was annoying, he couldn't kill Pang Ji.

Pang Tong thought and thought, the art of war has a saying: 36 tactics is the best strategy, can I hide if I can't provoke it?

So General Feixing packed up his bed and moved to Kaifeng Mansion to find Gongsun to stay overnight!

Gongsun said helplessly: "The general's mansion is too big to accommodate you? Why come to Kaifeng mansion for lodging?"

Pang Tong said calmly: "Pang Ji dare not come to Kaifeng mansion!"

After all, the two had a good friendship, so Gongsun had no choice but to compromise, "You can stay here if you want, but the next door to mine is still vacant. How long do you want to stay?"

Pang Tong said in a very bachelor way: "Pang Ji won't bother me until I live here."

Gongsun: "..."

As the general accountant of Kaifeng Mansion, Mr. Gongsun was very distressed.Kaifeng Mansion already has an emperor Zhao Zhen who often eats without giving money. Fortunately, Zhao Zhen doesn't eat much. Do we need to add a general who can top ten?

Considering Pang Tong's appetite, should he seriously consider killing Pang Ji quietly?