[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

The news of Li Yuanhao's detention caused an uproar in the city.

Countless Song people cast aside Li Yuanhao's shamelessness, envoys from all over the world watched the excitement secretly, only the envoys from Xixia turned gray with worry.

The deputy envoy who came to Beijing with Li Yuanhao was a mature and prudent white-haired military general. The old general had heard of Li Yuanhao's lustful reputation. It is not impossible for a restaurant to moles a girl.

Old General Li has no doubts about the authenticity of the news. He just wants to get his prince out as soon as possible. If the prince delays the state banquet because of being in prison, he will definitely be laughed at by the envoys of other countries. Maybe he will leave a glorious history in the history books. One page of the book——On a certain day at the end of a certain year, the emperor of Song Dynasty had a grand banquet with all the ministers and envoys from various countries. Only the prince of Xixia, Li Yuanhao, was detained for molesting the women of the people, so unfortunately he was absent.

(╬￣dish￣) Hemp eggs!Just thinking about it makes me feel sick!

After the defeat of Yongxi's Northern Expedition, the Song Dynasty and the Liao Kingdom signed the [Chanyuan Alliance].

For the Song Dynasty, the [Chanyuan Alliance] was undoubtedly a peace treaty that forfeited power and humiliated the country. Not only did the lost land in the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun fail to recover, but they also had to constantly lose gold and silk so that the Liao Kingdom would no longer invade the south, which made the Northern Song Dynasty lose its prestige.The Song Dynasty timidly avoided war, and the greedy Khitans pressed on every step of the way. They not only sent troops to attack the Song army on the border, but also plundered the property of the border people at will, and brutally slaughtered the people of the Song Dynasty...

Song Liao is a mortal enemy, and the enemy of an enemy is a friend. For Xixia, who is suffering from the enemy, there is no better ally than Song!

Old General Li suddenly felt a bit regretful. There are so many princes in Xixia, and there are more than [-] princes, big and small, who are famous or not. Even sending the most incompetent prince is better than sending the most troublesome prince!He has only been in Beijing for a few days, look how many troubles he has made!

There is also the Han who suddenly appeared next to the prince. His martial arts skills are strong, his identity is unknown, he is eccentric all day long and does not interact with others. He usually only flatters and flatters the prince, making the prince even more absurd. !

Old General Li was so angry that he dropped his teacup, and rushed to the Privy Council to see Liu Wenyuan.

The guard went in to communicate, and came out slowly after a cup of tea, "Lord Liu is meeting guests, please come back sometime later."

The guard's tone and attitude were very correct, but Old General Li still heard a bit of disdainful sneer, and silently recited [people have to bow their heads under the eaves] three times in his heart, and Old General Li finally swallowed his anger and said: "Since Mr. Liu I am waiting for a guest, the old man will wait for a while."

Old General Li often dealt with Song people and knew the unspoken rules of Song people's officialdom.Liu Wenyuan was the official appointed by Emperor Song to entertain the envoys. He could not offend Mr. Liu, let alone skip him to beg other officials, otherwise he would be able to drink a pot if he was given the title of 'fornication'.

The guard's tone remained unchanged: "Please move the envoy to the side hall and wait."

Old General Li was anxious and angry, "May I ask when Master Liu is free?"

The guard looked at the sky, and said leisurely: "The ones inside are the envoys of the Liao Kingdom, and after that there are Goryeo, Jiaozhi, Huihe, Khotan, Sanfoqi, Zhenla, Dali, Dashi..." The guard announced in one breath More than a dozen names, "Don't worry, my lord envoy. Although Mr. Liu is busy with business, you are in good health. As long as you wait patiently, we will meet one day."

Old General Li's face was blue and white, and he was panting furiously while clutching his heart, so he couldn't get over it!

How naive he is to believe that envoys from various countries have urgent matters with Mr. Liu at the same time!It must be this group of people who are making trouble, watching the excitement is no big deal, deliberately adding trouble to Xi Xia, and deliberately delaying the time to rescue the prince!How vicious is the heart of a villain!

Here, there must be people from the Song Dynasty who are fueling the flames, otherwise a group of envoys who have just arrived, how could it be possible to be so well-informed!

The plan to rescue the prince through diplomatic channels failed, so the old general Li had no choice but to go to Kaifeng Mansion in person to visit in his own name, first to confirm that the prince was safe, and then to ask what was going on.Based on years of experience, Old General Li vaguely felt that the prince might have offended someone!

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Kaifeng

Because the weapons Pang Tong used were too heavy for the yamen servants to carry, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang had to help him carry them.Zhao Zhen also wanted to join in the fun, so he was not helping, and was almost hit on the instep by an iron sand bag. Everyone made a false alarm and ordered him not to approach.

Bai Yutang picked up Zhao Zhen and put it on Gongsun's desk, "You're so small, and you're running around all over the place, are you a spinning top!"

Hearing that Old General Li had come to visit, Bao Zheng sat in the yard drinking tea and admiring everyone's moving, said: "The emperor really knows things like a god."

Zhao Zhen waved his paw and said modestly: "It's not that I guessed correctly, it's that the Xixia people have only this way."

Bao Zheng laughed and said, "The emperor means to let people go?"

Zhao Zhen had a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, "I can't let it go. Goryeo and other countries bully the weak and fear the hard. They are all responders with no opinions. At the state banquet, the Liao family should not be allowed to dominate." Zhao Zhen changed the subject, "Let me go easily. I really don't want to be reconciled, why not let the Xixia people release Li Yuanhao on bail, and ask him for a bail money first!"

Bao Zheng was taken aback, "What is bail, what is bail money?"

Zhao Zhen talked about it roughly, and Bao Zheng clapped his palms and said, "Great kindness!" Then he happily blackmailed the Xixia people.Allocate a part to build bridges, a part to build roads, a part to build dams, and another part to repair... Hehehe, no matter how much money there is, it is not enough~

Hearing Bao Zheng explained the method, Old General Li was dizzy with anger: "As far as I know, molesting a civilian girl [attempted] is not a felony!"

Old General Li added the accent on the word "attempted", intending to accuse Da Song of being good-looking after getting cheap.

Bao Zheng was not annoyed, and reasoned with the envoy in a friendly manner: the envoy must have misunderstood!

According to the general procedure of "asking for a trial", naturally there is no need to waste money. Who told you that you must be released on bail in advance?This kind of small case could have been tried in a few minutes, but I have to go to the palace to attend the state banquet. It is absolutely impossible to be late, why don't you invite me early tomorrow?Although the case should not be heard during the Chinese New Year tomorrow, I am willing to make an exception for the eternal friendship between Song Dynasty and Xixia!

tomorrow?Wait until tomorrow the day lily is cold!All the golden girls are born!

Old General Li's face was livid, "The people of Song Dynasty bully people too much!"

Master Bao pretended to be puzzled and said, "Why did the envoy say that?"

In the end, Old General Li made a compromise, leaving the green hills without worrying about no firewood. It is better to spend money and avoid disasters than to be ashamed!Old General Li led Li Yuanhao and a group of dogs back. Apart from his crooked nose, Li Yuanhao had no obvious injuries on his body.Bai Yutang has many years of fighting experience, every move is an internal injury, apart from the pain all over the body, there are no serious bruises, so naturally they can't complain...

Old General Li was so angry that he blew his beard again. Li Yuanhao was frustrated for the first time in his life, and he was even more determined to win Bai Yutang!

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The cookie-cutter state banquet was similar to Zhao Zhen's imagination.

Eating exquisite cold dishes, drinking cold water disguised as wine, listening to the babbling singing, the most inhumane thing is that the throne is high above, the thin and small Zhao Zhen is sitting on the golden dragon chair, and the golden bun looks listless, From a distance, it looks so bleak.

Fortunately, Zhao Zhen didn't have to sit alone for the whole time. From time to time, envoys came up to talk to her. Looking at these distressed faces, Zhao Zhen felt that it would be better to sit comfortably by herself.Perhaps it was because Zhao Zhen was too young, and the envoys from various countries were a little lax, and their real intentions were tricked out in two or three sentences.

Li Yuanhao, the prince of Xixia, wanted to form an alliance with the Great Song Dynasty to ease the situation of Xixia being besieged on all sides, and jointly fight against the barbaric Khitans. Another condition was to take Bai Yutang away. ——The corners of Zhao Zhen's mouth twitched, why hasn't this guy given up yet? Could it be the legendary tomb of shaking cancer?

According to legend, Yelulan, the Prince of Liao who was raped, was gentle and dignified, and he did have the capital to be bombed.

The attitudes of Liao and Xixia were equally arrogant.The difference is that Li Yuanhao's arrogance is personal arrogance, while Yelulan's arrogance is the arrogance of the whole country.The Liao Kingdom looked down on the people of the Song Dynasty from the bottom of their hearts, otherwise they would not have known that Li Yuanhao joined the Song Dynasty to fight against the Liao Dynasty, and even sent Yelulan, the country's disgrace, to negotiate with the Song Dynasty.In other words, the Liao Kingdom had no intention of negotiating at the beginning, but just sent someone to inform, just like the general manager ordered the small staff.

After thinking this through, Zhao Zhen's eyes became colder and colder...

The prince of Gaoli, Wang Yang, also came here on a mission, marrying his younger sister, Princess Lan, to the Song Dynasty!

Zhao Zhen almost spewed out a mouthful of cold water, the legendary Princess Lan who was so delicate, fierce and ugly that no one dared to marry!Xixia Huangbai can't even give Li Yuanhao away Princess Lan!Even Princess Lan, the hungry ghost Li Yuanhao respectfully keeps her at arm's length! →_→Is Goryeo going to war with Song Dynasty?

Wang Yang didn't notice Zhao Zhen's troubled eyes at all, and just praised his sister for being smart and sensible. I don't know if it was an illusion. The tone of voice, at first glance, recites it smoothly, but in fact it doesn't understand at all...

This time, Princess Lan and Wang Yang came to the Song Dynasty together, but the princess's family members were behind, and the Queen Mother was in charge of entertaining them.

Other small countries also have their own plans, and the focus of everyone's attention is the latest firearm developed by Song Dynasty!

The Song people who attacked the border by foreigners a few times ago were all repelled by the Song army armed with firearms. The experimental firearms were still in the initial stage. Although they were not as exquisite and durable as the finished products, they were still amazingly powerful.All the countries were worried about it, and they all gathered around Zhao Zhen to find out the inside story, and Zhao Zhen pretended to be a fool to pass the test.

He couldn't eat well, and he couldn't play well. Finally, after the state banquet was over, Zhao Zhen felt that he would definitely go bald early!

Zhan Zhao kept his word and took Zhao Zhen out to play after the banquet. Empress Dowager Li couldn't bear to let her son down, so she found out thick clothes and wrapped Zhao Zhen into a ball shape, and after carefully instructing her, she let her son out of the palace.

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With the sound of firecrackers a year old, the spring breeze sent warmth to Tusu.

The city of Bianjing was brightly lit, and the streets and alleys were buzzing with people. Zhao Zhen felt like he was dreaming back to his previous life when he was in it.

Whether this adventure of rebirth is Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming of Zhuang Zhou, or is it just a strange story written by the author.

Seeing that Zhao Zhen suddenly started to be in a daze, he stared into the distance in a daze, and seemed listless with his ears raised.

Zhan Zhao noticed that he was depressed, and signaled Bai Yutang with his eyes to buy a bunch of candied haws.Zhao Zhen couldn't walk because he wore too much clothes, and Zhan Zhao couldn't pay because he was holding him. Bai Yutang had no choice but to accept his fate, and picked a bunch of candied haws with the largest syrup, and stuffed them into children's shoes for the unhappy Zhao Xiaozhen.

Since getting to know Zhan Zhao's master and apprentice, the low-key, luxurious and connotative Bai Wuye seems to be getting more and more down-to-earth...

Zhao Zhen took a bite out of the candied haws, and his mouth was full of sweetness, "Thank you, Brother Bai~~"

The sweet and sour taste dispelled Zhao Zhen's sudden loneliness. As a foodie optimist, no matter how big the blow was, the silence was less than 3 minutes, and Zhao Zhen would cheer up soon!Just like Super Mario who fell down and got up countless times, until the small flag of victory was pulled down~

The sound of firecrackers exploded in my ears. Although it was not as good as the various fireworks of later generations, the Song Dynasty had already begun to wrap gunpowder in paper to make various firecrackers. There were more than a dozen kinds that could be counted. Wealthy, prosperous, auspicious and festive names, single ring, double ring, continuous ring, including the second kick that explodes only when flying into the sky, I have to marvel at the creativity of the people of Song Dynasty.

In order to get an exquisite lantern of [Rat and Cat Playing], Bai Wuye, under the shining eyes of his master and apprentice, bit the bullet and went on stage [Wen Dou Wu Dou Qiang Lantern]!Zhan Zhao's martial arts is fine, Wen Dou is just a little bit worse, and Zhao Zhen's civil and military skills are more than a little bit worse...

On the other hand, Bai Yutang, with his strong martial arts, handsome looks, good reputation, and rich family, he can even recite poems, compose poetry, calligraphies and paintings, so frantic, he is the sworn enemy of men, the VIP among male gods!After today, Bai Wuye's brainless fans will refresh a large number again!

Bai Yutang won the ringleader in one fell swoop, and handed the lantern of "Mouse and Cat Playing" to Zhan Zhao in front of the crowd.

Being stared at by half of the city's people, Zhanmao is under a lot of pressure. If he had known earlier, he would not have bullied Xiaobai on stage...

Zhao Zhen looked at Zhan Zhao with a smile, and had no intention of reaching out to help.

Zhan Zhao finally received it with red ears, and half of the people in the city suddenly realized something meaningful—"Oh~~~~"

After watching [Wen Dou Wu Dou Qiang Lantern], tonight's program is almost over, and the real highlight is tomorrow night.Zhao Zhen hugged Zhan Zhao's neck and yawned a little.After eating too many snacks and not walking, Zhao Zhen soon fell into a light sleep.

At this moment, none of the three of them knew that a great chaos had already occurred!

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