[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Li Jiayao and Bai Yutang have two things in common, one is that they both like Zhan Zhao, and the other is that they don't like each other.

Li Jiayao was leaning on the railing of the slow platform on the second floor, pouring a wine pot in one hand and a wine cup in the other to entertain himself, without even looking at Bai Yutang, as if there was no such person in the room at all.With a tense face, Bai Yutang stood outside the door to cool off, as if he would dirty his boots if he entered the room.

The two faced each other in silence, and the temperature in the Linjiang Building fell below freezing.

The guests all ran away from the cold, and the boy and the cook hid in the kitchen and lit a fire to keep warm.

Li Jiayao finally finished drinking a jug of wine, and casually threw the jug and wine cup away, which shattered right in front of Bai Yutang.

Li Jiayao was dissatisfied, "Where's Zhan Zhao?"

Bai Yutang was unmoved, and said coldly, "Where's the wine?"

Li Jiayao's angry eyes met Bai Yutang's cold eyes, and the atmosphere in the store was on the verge of breaking out!At this moment, the boy with a broom and dustpan came out to sweep the floor with a pot lid on his head. After cleaning the broken porcelain, he fled the scene with his butt on fire, rolling and crawling...

The weird atmosphere was broken by a dedicated young man.

Li Jiayao reluctantly threw over a jug of wine, Bai Yutang caught it casually, turned around and left, not wanting to stay any longer.

A man with gloomy eyes was sitting in the opposite restaurant. The man peeped at Bai Yutang's back quietly through the gap between two windows.The obscene eyes kept lingering on Bai Yutang's body, mainly around his waist and buttocks.Feeling unwell, Bai Yutang turned around and looked behind him, and the leaky gaze suddenly disappeared... Bai Yutang was sure that it wasn't a hallucination just now.

The man sitting opposite said, "That's Chinchilla Baiyutang."

The man with gloomy eyes licked his lips, "He has a good face and figure, and his eyes are hot enough, I want this man!"

The person on the other side shook his head and laughed, "I'm afraid you can't afford this person. Don't forget that we are here to seek peace. Before you did not listen to the master's advice and insisted on insulting the captured Prince Lan of Liao. After Song Huang, I am afraid that your father will be the first to kill his relatives righteously."

"Tsk!" The man with gloomy eyes was very disappointed.

"Father is really getting older and more timid! Emperor Song is just a baby, and I'm afraid I'll scare him to pee if I borrow troops from him to fight!" The man with gloomy eyes is Li Yuanhao, the prince of Xixia, and Li Yuanhao said arrogantly: " Xixia has strong soldiers and strong horses, and sooner or later they will rule the Central Plains and aspire to be the king of the world!"

The person on the other side lowered his head to drink tea, a sneer flashed in his eyes, but he didn't say anything after all.

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Zhao Zhen and Zhan Zhao went back to Kaifeng Mansion for dinner, and happened to meet Bai Yutang at the door who was returning from fetching wine.

Zhan Zhao saw that Bai Yutang was in a bad mood at a glance, so he reached out to take the jug and smelled it - the aroma was pleasing to the nose!Definitely a good wine!

Zhan Zhao tilted his head to look at Bai Yutang, "Why are you unhappy when you get good wine, who messed with you with a stinky face?"

Zhao Zhen looked up at Bai Yutang's expressionless face—where did it say unhappy?Is this the special function of the royal cat?

Bai Yutang shook his head, "It's not a big deal." Just now Zhan Zhao carried Zhao Zhen on his back and performed lightness kung fu to have fun in the sky. Both of them were blown to messy hair by the wind. Bai Yutang straightened Zhan Zhao's messy long hair, He poked Zhao Zhen's messy hair back to its original position, and suddenly felt in a good mood. His expressionless handsome face was dull, and Bai Yutang was a little more handsome than usual when he was in a good mood, and his steps were lighter.

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin: Looking at it this way, it's quite obvious whether Bai Yutang is happy or not!

Lord Bao and Mr. Gongsun went out to socialize, and it is said that they are celebrating the birthday of a certain elder.In the evening, only Zhao Zhen, Cheng Ying, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang ate for dinner.Since Zhao Zhen was drunk last time and was waving his iron chains and throwing wine like crazy, everyone strictly forbids him to approach the wine glass.

The more Bai Yutang drank, the more energetic he became, Chengying had a taste of it, but Zhan Zhao seemed to have drunk too much.

Zhan Zhao's face was red, his eyes sparkled, and he was more docile than usual when he was drunk. Bai Yutang dragged him back to his room, and he followed obediently.Zhan Zhao was dizzy all over. Cats walk lightly, but when they are slightly drunk, they look like they are stepping on clouds.

When Zhan Zhao is drunk, he doesn't make any noise, he just repeats over and over again, "Xiao Bai, I want to wash up, Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, Yutang..."

Bai Yutang's heart was softened by him, he took a look at Zhao Zhen's black and bright candle, and found that the troublesome brat had already fallen asleep!

Bai Wuye kept his face expressionless, secretly clenched his fist in his heart, coughed and said to Chengying: "I'll go get hot water."

In her previous life, in order to entertain directors and investors, Zhao Zhen practiced a good drinking capacity without getting drunk.

In this life, a seven-year-old body has no capacity for alcohol at all, even if he has not drunk, the aroma of the aged wine still makes Zhao Zhen drunk.Like a small animal with eyes closed, Zhao Zhen was lying on the big bed, whimpering and tucking his head into the quilt to wrap his head to sleep. After a while, there was a small snoring sound.

Cheng Ying sighed, pulled out Zhao Zhen's pillow and quilt to help him make the bed, and pushed Zhao Zhen to roll around on the bed to make the bed flat. , Wherever you roll and rub, wherever there is a bed is a nest, you can fall asleep in the posture of a horse!

When Chengying cleaned up Zhao Zhen, Zhan Zhao was basically sober. He was not very drunk at first, but mainly wanted to bully Bai Yutang to help him carry hot water.Zhan Zhao rubbed his hot face. In fact, he has a good capacity for alcohol, but his face turns red easily when he touches alcohol, which gives people the illusion that he has a poor capacity for alcohol.

Bai Yutang was the opposite, the more he drank, the paler his face, the brighter his eyes, giving people the illusion that he was drinking well.

In fact, after drinking, Bai Yutang's self-control ability will become worse, his reaction will be slower, and he will not defend himself against people he trusts. Zhan Zhao can easily fool him into doing some stupid and cute things.Once Bai Yutang drank too much and was teased by Zhan Zhao to sing three songs. Since then, Fifth Master never dared to get drunk again...

The hot water arrived quickly, Chengying took a bucket to wipe Zhao Zhen's face and hands, and Bai Yutang asked for a bucket to help Zhan Zhao take a bath.

Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ Gang!exhibition!Zhao!wash!bath!

The corners of Chengying's mouth twitched: Bai Yutang has a wicked heart but no guts, I don't think this matter...

In Zhao Zhen's words, Bai Yutang is usually shrewd, but at critical moments, he loses his wits and is so white from the inside out.Zhan Zhao is usually cute and cute, but at critical moments, he is shrewd and not at a disadvantage. All cats in the world are very scheming!The white mouse was eaten by the black cat~

Zhan Zhao snickered in his heart, obediently followed Bai Yutang to take a bath behind the screen.

Bai Yutang rolled up his sleeves, holding a ladle in one hand and a cloth towel in the other, looking at Zhan Zhao with shining eyes, feeling a lot of pressure!

Zhan Zhao was quite curious about what Bai Yutang would say.

The corner of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched, "Then what...it's easy to catch cold in cold weather, just wipe it off."

Zhan Zhao, who was watching the play: "..."

Chengying who eavesdropped: "..."

Asleep Zhao Zhen: "ZZzz..."

Bai Yutang himself also felt speechless, Zhan Zhao felt the hot water was getting cold, so he took off his belt by himself.Bai Yutang was inexplicably nervous, thinking hard whether he should help, Zhan Zhao saw how funny he was struggling, so he leaned over to Bai Yutang's ear and said, "..."

Cheng Ying pricked up her ears but didn't hear that sentence, she was wondering, when Bai Yutang rushed out of the room like a gust of wind, and slammed the door with a "bang", her lightness kung fu was better than ever!Zhan Zhao was wearing a white undershirt, lying on the screen and laughing, his expression——

Probably what Zhao Zhen once said: After eating and drinking enough to tease white mice, there will be no regrets in Zhanmao's meowing life!

Chengying looked down at Zhao Zhen, who was soundly asleep, to make sure that he hadn't been woken up, and sat cross-legged in a corner to practice hard!

By the way, I almost forgot to light a row of wax for Bai Yutang...

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The next day, when the court was over, Zhao Zhen got the news that Li Yuanhao, the prince of Xixia, had entered the city secretly.

Li Yuanhao is also considered a celebrity. Now Xixia is still a vassal state of Song Dynasty, but he is called Xixia Emperor and Xixia Prince. In fact, Li Yuanhao is the founding emperor of Xixia Kingdom.It was after Li Yuanhao proclaimed himself emperor that the friendly relationship between Song Dynasty and Xixia came to an end, and the transition from superficial harmony to superficiality.

Li Yuanhao in history was not a good thing, he was barren and cruel, killing his mother, uncle, wife, son, ministers, and all the people who opposed him in the world.Li Yuanhao killed his brother-in-law after hearing the rumors, and then raped his widow because of her beauty.When he married his son, he fell in love with his daughter-in-law. After snatching the daughter-in-law, he deposed the queen and made his daughter-in-law the new queen. He was like a VIP among animals!

In the end, Li Yuanhao died tragically in the hands of the prince, who was killed by an important official, and the government fell into the hands of his relatives, who were killed by another son of Li Yuanhao... With such a plot full of twists and turns, any novel would be weak, Xixia really It's a country with a lot of flavors!

Zhao Zhen had little interest in the animal in human skin, "Don't let him idle, let him know that we have found him."

The hidden guard failed to comprehend Zhao Zhen's intentions, and said honestly, "This subordinate is dull."

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin, "If he is busy, you can help him; if he is busy, you can find something to help him." Zhao Zhen instructed: "Don't play too much, make some pranks and so on. , bore him like a fly, bore him to death, understand?"

The dark guard's eyes were even more bewildered.

Zhao Zhen smacked his lips, "Stupid, let him eat flies, fall into a cesspit while walking, haunt the hotel in the middle of the night, lose his clothes and run naked in the shower! In short, let him have a nervous breakdown!" Zhao Zhen squeezed his small fist and said: "I heard that Li Yuanhao is so lustful that all brothels are not allowed to do business with him! Handsome men from good families are not allowed to let him get involved! Suffocate this grandson to death!"

The dark guard silently wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead: Li Yuanhao offended the emperor?

Chengying coughed twice, squinted at Zhao Zhen, and asked him to restrain himself a little.

Zhao Zhen realized that he was too excited just now and accidentally exposed his wretched nature, so he put on a serious face and said: "My great Song Dynasty has always been friendly to its neighbors, but it is not easy to bully. Seeing that Xixia is my subject country For the sake of you, give me a little punishment to make an example to others!"

With magical transformation skills, the insidious Baozi instantly shines brightly! [blind eyes]

The dark guard retreated with a black line.

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