[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

After seeing the scene of snakes dancing, Zhao Zhen always felt weak and started to have nightmares in the middle of the night.

Zhao Zhen dreamed that she was entangled by a snake, lying on the bed writhing ~ writhing ~ like a bug, her forehead was sweating profusely, her brows and eyes were wrinkled together.Zhao Zhen, the seventh gang of Chengying No.20, picked up the kicked brocade quilt and simply stopped leaving. He just stood by the bed and waited for No.20 eight times...

Sure enough... Zhao Zhen was pinned down by Jin, and soon began to wriggle. This time, she didn't kick the quilt, and woke up directly!

Chengying stood up and held the lamp, "There is still an hour in the morning, the emperor should sleep a little longer."

Zhao Zhen shook his head, his whole body was covered in cold sweat, sticky and cold, and he would have nightmares even if he slept again.

Soaking in the warm water, Zhao Zhen finally recovered, leaning on the side of the bath, teasing Chengying with great interest.

Zhao Zhen was elated, "I heard that dreaming about snakes is a good omen!"

Chengying was expressionless, "The emperor is blessed with great blessings."

Zhao Zhen pretended to be frightened, "The snakes all over the mountains are so scary, I was frightened!"

Cheng Ying remained expressionless, "The emperor's dream is reversed."

Zhao Zhen complained, "Chengying, you have changed, you don't care about me as much as before!"

The corners of Chengying's mouth twitched, "It's time for the emperor to go up."

——Being fooled hundreds of times by the emperor's realistic acting skills, even a dead person should have a long memory!

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In the early morning, the news that a group of snakes had been discovered in the palace had already spread.Courtiers spread gossip as quickly as gossip women in the streets and alleys. Groups of three or four gather together to mutter, wink each other's eyes, and pass on tacit secrets.

All the ministers were puzzled—how could the emperor be in danger wherever he went?

In fact, Zhao Zhen himself was also depressed—the author Jun, the protagonist's life was promised!

Zhao Zhen went up on time as usual, climbed up the high dragon chair with short legs, moved her buttocks to find a comfortable position and sat down.

Zhao Zhen is not yet old enough to be in charge, and every day when he goes to court, he just sits and watches the excitement, but today is different, everyone always pokes their eyes towards Zhao Zhen. .No matter how everyone tried, Zhao Zhen just smiled and said nothing.

It wasn't until a stunned young man asked, that Zhao Zhen smiled and said, "You guys are really well-informed."

╮(╯_╰)╭Look at the words, it's impossible to continue...

After a little probing, the officials understood that Zhao Zhen didn't want to talk too much.After all, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were all holding royal jobs. Even if the fire of gossip was burning in their hearts and they were scratching their hearts and livers with curiosity, they could only skip this topic and start talking about the autumn harvest in various places.

The so-called specialization in the art industry, Zhao Zhen is more sophisticated in people and the world, but he is blind when it comes to the field of agriculture.He grew up in the city since he was a child, he only knows how to eat but not sow, and he knows nothing but old sayings such as spring planting and autumn harvest, auspicious snow heralds a good year.

Fortunately, he doesn't understand, and he won't pretend to understand, let alone command blindly with confidence.

Zhao Zhen has also read a lot of time-travel novels and TV dramas. After time-traveling, other people have all kinds of domineering side effects. They can become emperors dressed as beggars, and hook up with several princes dressed as court ladies.Why do I pretend to be an emperor, but not as good as a beggar?Thinking about it makes me feel sick!

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After coming down to court, Zhao Zhen took Zhan Zhao and Bao Zheng to guard the commander of the pro-army infantry, where all the suspects detained yesterday were there.

Hearing that Zhao Zhen was coming, the commander of the servants came out to greet him in person, showing hospitality with smiling faces all the way.Zhao Zhen raised his eyebrows, his face was so familiar, he seemed to hang around often, "You will come to trouble, the leader of the guards yesterday. Talk to him."

Those who came back and forth yesterday were just ordinary guards, and they were called 'chieftains' because they led patrols, not actual official positions.

The conductor's face froze, and he quickly bent over to laugh with him, "That kid is not on duty today."

Bao Zheng closed his eyes and didn't speak, but he already knew it in his heart.

What is today's inappropriate duty?The emperor summoned you, not to mention not being on duty, even the ends of the world have to fly back.That kid must have offended the commander, he was pushed out last night to take the blame, and today he was tripped again... Although the method is relatively poor, it is still a good way, but unfortunately the commander did not understand the emperor's temper, and he is doomed to fail back.

Sure enough, Zhao Zhen laughed lightly after hearing this, "Not on duty? It's not because of personal grievances."

The commander's face turned green, and his forehead began to sweat, "Humble, humble..."

Zhao Zhen climbed up to the chair and sat down, "Master, please follow the commander and envoy, and invite the person over personally."

Zhan Zhao supported the limp Commander, and said with a bright smile, "My lord, please."

Not long after, Zhan Zhao and two guards carried the head of the guards, who was seriously injured and unconscious, back to take orders.

Bao Zheng frowned. This appearance obviously meant that he had been severely punished. Is it torture to extract a confession?Or is it a trick?

Zhao Zhen jumped off the chair, walked around the guards twice, and asked Zhan Zhao, "Master, is he still alive?"

Zhan Zhao nodded, "They're all flesh wounds, they won't be able to die for the time being, the imperial physician has already been announced."

Zhao Zhen continued to circle around the guards, "Where's the commander just now?"

Zhan Zhao said innocently: "Oh, I accidentally forgot it in the cell."

Zhao Zhen was satisfied, "Forget it well! Chengying sent someone to watch him, use him as bait, and catch the person who came to silence him."

"Yes." Cheng Ying, who didn't know where she was hiding, replied.

After being diagnosed and treated by the imperial physician, the guard soon regained consciousness, and looked at Zhao Zhen with teary eyes, with that aggrieved expression~

Zhao Zhen shook his head, "You are too useless. Others use chicken feathers as arrows, but your arrows are not as good as chicken feathers."

The guard was aggrieved, "The Commander said that a lowly position is also a suspect..."

Zhao Zhen asked curiously, "What enmity do you two have?"

"No." The guard looked blank, "Master Commander is very kind to Humble, and wants to betroth his only daughter to Humble, but her daughter is older than my mother, Humble wants to marry a virtuous and beautiful woman, so he refuses." .”

Zhao Zhen was speechless for a while, "So, you just told the truth about the reason for refusing marriage?"

The guard nodded, "Tell me the truth, my mother said that you should not deceive others and be honest!"

Zhan Zhao was also curious, "Is that girl really that old?"

The guard looked like he didn't want to recall, "Really, older than my mother!"

Zhao Zhen and Zhan Zhao looked at each other—"It's amazing!"

The topic has gone [-] miles, so Bao Zheng could only cough twice, "Bring a group of people back to Kaifeng Mansion!"

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Officials under the Kaifeng Mansion include Judges, Tuiguan, Fuyuan, Liucao, etc. When Bao Zheng was away, these people were in charge of the government.Since ancient times, the upper beam was not upright and the lower beam was crooked. Bao Zheng, the prefect of Kaifeng, had a straight upper beam, and the subordinate officials were also upright.

Today, for the first time, the righteous subordinates had the idea of ​​beating the plaintiff!

First, the concierge reported to Liu Cao on duty, and someone beat drums to complain, but Liu Cao didn't dare to delay, so he hurriedly reported to the court.As soon as the court heard that there was an unjust case, it immediately became energetic, and quickly sent a servant to invite the plaintiff in, set up pens, inks, papers and inkstones one by one, ready to record!

——Half an hour after listening to the plaintiff's crying, the court cried.

"Sister, the Kaifeng Mansion only handles cases, no matter who takes concubines..."

The plaintiff didn't listen to the advice, threw off his cheeks and cried, scolding endlessly!

If Zhan Zhao and the others were present, they would immediately recognize that the plaintiff was the woman who was holding up sedan chairs in the busy city yesterday.

Finally, the mansion went blind from crying, couldn't take it anymore, and stumbled to find the pusher to complain.

Tuiguan was young and full of energy and did not believe in evil. He fought bravely against the shrew with all his blood, but he was finally defeated. When he was dying, he reported to the magistrate.

The gray-haired judge was under a lot of pressure, pulling his beard, pacing and thinking hard——

Understand it with reason?No, no, no, the court and the officials are a lesson from the past!

With affection?If it still doesn't work, Kaifeng Mansion will be flooded if we continue to cry!

Get out?Absolutely not!What to do with Kaifeng Mansion's centuries-old reputation!

Master Bao!I'm sorry for you! The century-old reputation of QAQ Kaifeng Mansion was ruined by Jiang Zi!

——Your Majesty is in disrepair for a long time, ah no, it is old and weak!Due to excessive anxiety, dizzy...

Finally, the judge and the government court helped the judge with white hair and beard to find Mr. Gongsun.

Mr. Gongsun is also worried. He is full of economics and meets a shrew who scolds the street. He is not strong enough to fight and can only give way obediently.

As a last resort, Gongsun sacrificed the ultimate boss of Kaifeng Mansion—the kitchen aunt!As soon as the expert makes a move, he will know if there is one. The kitchen aunt quickly subdues the crying middle-aged woman without a single soldier.Holding the inkstone smashed by the plaintiff, the court pestered Gongsun to ask for a report!

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Master Bao returned to the mansion, and was warmly welcomed by the officials including Mr. Gongsun——finally he was relieved!

Bao Zheng knew it was broken as soon as he heard it!Kaifeng Mansion has no control over who takes concubines, as long as the husband is not breaking the law, even a middle-aged woman will find it a hundred times to no avail.Bao Zheng thought for a while, "Send someone to notify her natal family, and take them back first."

Zhao Zhen, who was watching the excitement, suddenly took a sip of tea and said anxiously: "Don't! What if she blocks the street and sues the imperial court next time, what should I do!"

Zhan Zhao rubbed his chin, "Pushing and pushing like this is not an option, why don't you invite her husband and let's mediate?"

Bao Zheng nodded, "Chao Mahan please go, he is not a prisoner after all, please be tactful when you invite him."

"Yes!" Chao Mahan took the order to retreat.

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Hearing that the guards brought back a wounded patient, Gongsun took the medicine box to treat him.

Zhao Zhen sat on the chair, her two little feet dangling back and forth, feeling like something was missing in the room?

Zhan Zhao sat beside him, feeling empty around him, suddenly asked, "Where's Bai Yutang?"

Gongsun said in a hurry: "Didn't you say that the crabs bought in the kitchen were not fresh yesterday? He went to pick crabs for you early in the morning."

Zhan Zhao's melancholy mood suddenly became sunny, "Brother Bai is an expert at picking crabs, you are lucky!"

Zhao Zhen expressed surprise: "Brother Bai still picks crabs?"

"Of course!" Zhan Zhao affirmed, "Last night he told me about crabs all night, he is definitely an expert!"

Hehe, I talked about crabs all night, this uncensored life is really drunk...

At this moment, Zhang Long shouted outside, "It's not good! Guard Zhan! It's not good! Mr. Gongsun!"

Zhan Zhao and Gongsun looked at each other—what kind of emergency needs us to be summoned at the same time?

While wondering, Zhao Hu yelled outside again, "It's not good! Shaoxia Bai brought back a comatose woman!"

Gongsun looked up at the sky, and walked out carrying the medicine box, "I'm surprisingly busy today..."

Zhan Zhao stomped on the ground hard, feeling stuffy, "Why did you call me, what does it have to do with me?"

——Hehe, what do you think?

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