[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Hey, dare to block Mr. Bao's sedan chair in the street, what a grievance it must be!

Zhan Zhao wanted to protect Mr. Bao, everyone in Kaifeng knew him, so they consciously made way for him.Bai Yutang was the most impatient of being crowded, so he jumped up to the eaves beside him with his arms folded, watching the excitement from a high position.Chengying guarded Zhao Zhen and walked in slowly, seeing the most exciting part.

In front of Mr. Bao's sedan chair, a crying middle-aged woman was stopped.

This middle-aged woman is quite pretty, but unfortunately, the snot and tears wiped out the heavy makeup on her face, and her whole face presented a horrifying visual effect.She is dressed luxuriously, with gold, jade, and silver jewelry on her head, like a mobile jewelry showcase, with a large line of characters engraved on her forehead - people are stupid and have a lot of money, come and grab me~

╮(￣▽￣")╭ Fortunately, the law and order in Kaifeng is good, so it is unreasonable not to recruit thieves for such a blatant behavior of showing off wealth!

The middle-aged woman wiped her face with her sleeve while crying, "Master Qingtian, you must make the decision for me!"

Mrs. Bao looked helpless, "Madam, if you have any grievances, please go to the government office to discuss it in detail." Don't keep blocking the way...

The middle-aged woman didn't listen to others at all, and just kept yelling and cursing, "That old bastard with a black heart! When I was young, I was as beautiful as a flower, and people from ten miles and eight villages praised me, and the matchmaker broke down the threshold! If it weren't for the fact that he would make money, who would want to marry an evil star who kills his parents! Now that I'm too old, I raised a little vixen outside, and my life is miserable!"

Bao Zheng frowned, "Could it be that he likes the new and dislikes the old, and wants to divorce Madam?"

The middle-aged woman raised her eyebrows and slapped her thigh fiercely, "He dares! I won't destroy his descendants!!"

The onlookers were all taken a step back by the woman's fierce appearance, and couldn't help but start to sympathize with the heartbroken man.

The wife at home looks like a Yasha, no wonder his man is going outside to find flowers and ask willows, so fierce, no one can stand it...

Naturally, there were those who sympathized with this woman. An aunt chimed in and said, "Big sister, did that vixen come to make trouble at home?"

"Bah!" The middle-aged woman spat, "How can I make a little goblin subdue, I have brought people to smash the fox's den, and beat the vixen half to death! If the heartbroken man didn't come back quickly, I would have killed the vixen!" Stripped naked and paraded through the streets, tell her to spend enough time!"

"..." Even the aunt who helped me was dumbfounded.

People with good deeds asked: "How many concubines do you have in your family?"

The middle-aged woman stopped crying this time, pinched her waist and said fiercely: "There was one, but I sold him to a brothel while he was not at home!"

Someone asked again, "How many children are there in your family?"

When it comes to children, a middle-aged woman is rarely guilty, and her voice is lowered, "Children... don't blame me if you don't have children! Who told him to be hard-nosed, the children were killed by him, don't blame me!" Middle-aged The woman felt guilty for a moment, and then began to yell endlessly, yelling that Mr. Bao should make decisions for her, and put dogs and men into pig cages and so on.

Bao Zheng was most opposed to such bad habits as soaking in pig cages, his brows were tightly frowned.

In fact, Bao Zheng was also in a dilemma.It is said that it is difficult for an upright official to break up family affairs. When ordinary people encounter this kind of thing, they feel that the family should not be publicized.It's really not good for a man to have a private room, but he didn't abandon his wife, and he didn't break the law or discipline. Bao Zheng would reprimand him at most. As long as he didn't force his wife into prostitution, Kaifeng Mansion doesn't care who takes a concubine...

The common people don't understand, people have been beaten, things have been smashed, and your man hasn't divorced you, why do you still complain?

The ancients did not have the concept of monogamy, but if a man with money and power didn't have three wives and four concubines and children?Especially [there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no offspring is the greatest]. Marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous person is to take care of the housework in order to have children and take care of the housework. When a person reaches middle age and has not yet given birth to a son and a half daughter, let alone ancient times, even in modern times it is inevitable. Mother-in-law hates it.

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After finally getting rid of the naughty middle-aged woman, Zhao Zhen and Bao Zheng returned to Kaifeng mansion together in a sedan chair.

Hearing that Zhao Zhen came to have a meal, the ladies in the kitchen beamed with joy, threw off their arms and cooked a large table of delicacies, all of which were Zhao Zhen's favorite dishes.

Zhao Zhenren has short arms and doesn't like to be served by others, so he can only reach a few dishes in front of him when he stretches his claws.Everyone often ate at the same table with him, and they all formed a good habit of feeding Zhao Zhen while eating. Even Bai Yutang would help him peel a crab or something.

Zhao Zhen had a good meal, his paws and mouth were greasy, he held the washbasin to wash his face, it's hard to say whether he washed it clean, anyway splashed all over the floor, dragged down Zhan Zhao who was washing his face together, Zhan Zhao splashed again Bai Yutang... By the end of the washing, it has become a water-sprinkling festival.

Zhao Zhen didn't come to Kaifeng mansion for several days, he would go up to Bao Zheng and down to Wangcai, the gatekeeper, to hang out~

The ancients would keep a few dogs in order to guard the house.Under the brilliance of Lord Yumao, Kaifeng Mansion has a soft spot for cats.As the only dog ​​in Kaifeng Prefecture, Wangcai is proud!Even though he is often bullied by the cats headed by Zhan Zhao, he is still proud!

Zhao Zhen led Wangcai to accompany him to run circles in the yard. Wangcai was willing to play with him for the sake of flesh and bones in every lap.

The cats in Kaifeng Mansion are all arrogant, if you coax them nicely, they don't like to talk to you.If you play happily with Wangcai, the cats will immediately fight against each other, meowing and rushing to compete for favor. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Zhao Zhen was thrown down by an army of cats contentedly, this life of embracing left and right is really drunk...

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Since the beginning of autumn, the sky has gotten darker and earlier, and when Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang sent Zhao Zhen back to the palace, the sun had already set.

Since Zhao Zhen came to the throne, the palace has obviously become deserted.

At the beginning of her enthronement, she pardoned the world, and the queen mother presided over many maids and servants, some of whom were old, and some of whom had big hearts.There are only two serious masters in the palace, Zhao Zhen and the Queen Mother, without those spies with ulterior motives, there will be less gossip.

There were quite a few women left behind by the late emperor, and Zhao Zhen didn't treat them harshly.

Those who wanted to go home were sent away, and they were allowed to bring non-prohibited property with them.It's okay to stay if you want, but after all, you become a widow and you can't be as free as before.The Empress Dowager circled a palace in the deep palace, and asked them to stay in it honestly, and not to come out and wander around if they had nothing to do.

There were two young beauties, relying on their strong background and some good looks, they actually set their minds on Zhao Zhen.

Zhao Zhen had been in the entertainment industry in her previous life, and she had never seen any kind of woman, and they were not so good.

What's more, the inner courtyard of the deep palace was heavily guarded, and the two powerless women were able to avoid the guards and slip into Zhao Zhen's bedroom unimpeded.Fortunately, two women came in. If two assassins got in, this article would be over! (╬￣dish￣)

At the end of the investigation, more and more people were involved.The two women had their own backgrounds, Zhao Zhen was determined not to give face to anyone, and directly threw the two of them home, except for the clothes they were wearing, they didn't even let them take out a handkerchief.

One of them is the daughter of the Minister of Rites.

The unlucky minister of the Ministry of Rites was flooded by the impeachment memorial the next day, and the censors spit and scolded for an hour, from scolding the daughter for being incompetent to being rich and unkind, they just scolded the third-rank Beijing official as a seventh-rank sesame official, and kicked him to death. The remote mountainous areas have gone to educate the foolish people.

After scolding the Minister of Rituals away, everyone quarreled for an hour over who could take over...

It was the first time for Zhao Zhen to face the court version directly [the wall fell and everyone pushed], and he felt that he was very educated, and he never dared to underestimate this group of old antiques.

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It was a bit late to come back, but fortunately Zhao Zhen's face was the passport.

Handing Zhao Zhen to the guards, Zhan Zhao just wanted to squeeze the bun when he was dragged away by Bai Yutang who was waiting beside him.

Zhao Zhen suddenly thought that the white lady and Xu Xian who were separated by Fa Hai in front of the Leifeng Pagoda, oh so sorry...

During the day, the imperial palace is majestic and majestic, but at night it is a bit eerie and terrifying. I don’t know how many innocent souls have been buried for thousands of years.Zhao Zhen watched the scenery on the road hundreds of times, yawned boredly while sitting on the chariot, and suddenly there was chaos ahead...

The servant holding the lamp suddenly screamed, "Snake! There is a snake—!"

Zhao Zhen was slightly taken aback. It's not like he's never seen a snake before, so there's no need to shout so exaggeratedly, right?

A sedan chair bearer's legs were weak, and he collapsed on the ground trembling, and stepped forward with a corner missing. Fortunately, Chengying reacted quickly enough to hug Zhao Zhen earlier.Zhao Zhen touched his face with lingering fear - if he landed with his face, he would have to bump his face crookedly if he didn't knock his teeth out~

Zhao Zhen saw the situation ahead from a distance. ——No wonder the servant is about to scream. There are more than a dozen of these snakes, large and small, entangled together.

A guard shouted: "Don't panic, there are no poisonous snakes here, don't move around!"

Two of the servants with lanterns walking in the front had already been entangled by snakes.One of them was covered with snakes, he was quite calm, he didn't struggle wildly, and kept still, waiting for the guards to pick the snakes away.The other one can be considered calm... This guy is already dizzy, at least he didn't move around.

Chengying didn't wait for Zhao Zhen's objection, and retreated first with his arms around him.

After returning to the palace, Zhao Zhen felt unwell all over, so she ordered to take a bath first, and when she came out after getting dressed, the guards were already waiting outside.

Zhao Zhen didn't like to see people kneel and kneel, and he didn't like to listen to people's praises. In order to suit his own preferences, all civil and military officials in the whole court changed their habits.There is less nonsense in the memorials, and the ministers no longer plop and kowtow all day long.

The leader of the guards naturally knew the rules, and reported directly after entering the door without even saying a word of nonsense.

"A total of 23 snakes were caught, and six people were bitten. Fortunately, they were not poisoned."

Zhao Zhen nodded, "Who is in charge of patrolling that section of the road?"

The leader of the guards said: "There was a mistake during the shift change, and that section of the road...is not patrolled."

Zhao Zhen waited for a while, and finally said helplessly, "So you don't have any clues?"

The head of the guards bowed his head in a gesture of silence, "The humble officer has taken all the relevant people into custody and is going to interrogate them one by one."

Zhao Zhen sighed, "I'll give you three clues. First, the servant who is covered with snakes, why those snakes are so fond of him. Second, the bearer who fell down, the bearer who carried me, was the first to be protected, and the position is also the same. Safest, his reaction is too exaggerated. Third, the guard who said that the snake is not poisonous, how does he know that the snake is not poisonous. You interrogate the three of them first, and no punishment is allowed, and the rest will be discussed tomorrow."

"Your Majesty is wise." The leader of the guards patted the dragon's butt for the last time, and stepped back satisfied.

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