[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Bai Yutang was actually wronged.

No, have you become obsessed with raising cats recently?

I heard Zhao Zhen say: If you want to catch a cat's heart, you must first raise a cat's mouth.

Bai Yutang has no cooking skills, so he can only work hard on the ingredients.Hearing that cats want to eat fresh crabs, Mr. Bai was rarely in bed, so he slipped to the market early in the morning to pick crabs.In fact, according to Bai Wuye's point of view, Kaifeng's seafood is not up-to-date, and it is better to go to the empty island.

Fortunately, the cat can be abducted home in a few days!Just in time to send a message to the family in advance, let the cooks use their housekeeping skills, whoever can keep the cat, the fifth master will be rewarded! ——In order to lure the cat into the nest, Bai Wuye also worked hard. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Bai Yutang picked out the crabs and sent them directly to Kaifeng Mansion.

The seafood peddler was delighted when he heard it, "Oh, you are going to deliver it to Kaifeng Mansion! This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple. Mr. Zhan is kind to us, and the seafood sold to Kaifeng Mansion is half price. Wait, I'll give you some change~!"

Bai Yutang was in a delicate mood as he held the silver that the peddler had found.

As an aristocrat who never bargained, the word 'half price' appeared for the first time in Bai Yutang's life dictionary.

Holding the hard-won money, Bai Yutang decided to drop by to buy snacks for Zhan Zhao, to reward the money-saving cat.

——There is a bean paste bun in the east, which Zhan Zhao likes to eat; there is Huadiao wine in the west, which Zhan Zhao likes to drink; there is a dim sum shop in the south, which Zhan Zhao has never eaten; My favorite, but the fifth master felt overwhelmed when he heard the name, skip it! !

By the way, there is also Zhan Zhao's favorite crispy candy, this must not be forgotten!

Bai Yutang bought a large bag of the freshly baked crispy candies, and carried them back to Kaifeng mansion with his own hands.The smell of crisp candy is so fragrant, Zhan Zhao can smell it through three doors, wondering if he will pounce on it?Pounce over, soft cat——Bai Yutang who is caught in a hallucination and cannot extricate himself.

Bai Yutang thought as he walked, although his mind was wandering, his intuition was still very keen.

When he felt something falling down beside him, Bai Yutang subconsciously turned around to avoid it, and his movements were chic and neat, perfectly avoiding the suspicious object.At this time, I heard a plop, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, followed by an exclamation of "Oops", which seemed to be a girl.

Bai Yutang looked back, and saw a girl in a pink dress lying on the ground with her whole body prostrated...

The pink girl struggled to get up, her face was ashamed, she probably fell hard, and two meandering nosebleeds flowed down.The girl probably didn't know that she was having a nosebleed. She stared at Bai Yutang with tears in her eyes, held her forehead and shook it twice, and then fainted weakly.

Bai Yutang: "..." Six points can no longer describe Fifth Master Bai's mood at the moment!

As an aristocrat with a deep cleanliness obsession, Bai Yutang really didn't want to get close to a girl with a nosebleed.

As a chivalrous young man, Bai Yutang couldn't turn a blind eye to a girl who fainted.

Bai Yutang stood there tangled and tangled, and suddenly saw the kitchen lady in charge of shopping, passing by with a basket of fruit.When the lady in the kitchen heard about what happened to Bai Yutang, she patted her chest and said, "Leave it to me! Don't worry!"

The lady in the kitchen handed the fruit basket to Bai Yutang, rolled up her sleeves, and carried the unconscious girl back home.

The front yard of Kaifeng Mansion was full of elders, so the lady in the kitchen carried them back to the hall in the back yard and ordered the little maid to invite Mr. Gongsun.The female relatives all gathered around to watch the fun, and somehow it was passed around, and it became "the hero of Bai Yutang rescued the beauty and brought back a comatose woman".

It can be seen from this that it is terrible for three people to become a tiger!

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Hearing that Bai Yutang had brought back an unconscious woman, everyone followed Gongsun to visit, Zhan Zhao's footsteps were especially heavy.

This woman is young and has a graceful figure, but she can't see her face clearly because she is covered in nosebleeds...

Zhan Zhao looked around, but couldn't find Bai Yutang, and his heart sank slightly.Turning around, he found Bai Yutang hastily walking in from the door, Zhan Zhao subconsciously covered his heart: Uh...it's blocked again!

Bai Yutang had seen Zhan Zhao a long time ago, and he shook the sugar bag in his hand outside the door, his expression was normal, but his tail was slightly raised, and he swayed triumphantly.It's more interesting to play with cats, I don't remember the hero saving the beauty~

Zhan Zhao’s nose is so good, he can smell the scent of crispy candies from a long distance away, and when he thinks of crabs and crispy candies, he can’t remember anything~

Zhao Zhen said yes!retreat!ticket!

Generally, the plot of a Korean drama should be a misunderstanding—the misunderstanding deepens—slams the door and leaves—goes out and crashes—amnesia in a car accident—recovers memory—restores the old good—finds cancer—and finally finds out that it was a misdiagnosis, so you have to entangle the two A hundred chapters, right?

Facts have proved that Zhao Zhen, a guy with a hole in his head, obviously thinks too much.

Gongsun was an upright person, not as entangled as Zhao Zhen. He was curious about the identity of this woman, so he asked Bai Yutang directly.Bai Yutang was more magnanimous than Gongsun, and told the story bluntly, saying that he had never seen this woman before, and it was just a pure misfortune from heaven.

As a doctor with professional ethics, Gongsun is naturally not too dirty. He helped the woman stop the nosebleed and found that there was no other problem. As for why the woman did not wake up for a long time... Mr. Gongsun, who is puzzled, probably will not be able to figure it out for the rest of his life. Understood.

Zhao Zhen saw that the woman was having a hard time pretending to be dizzy, so she took the initiative to say, "Since she's fine, let's go out."

Everyone nodded, even though it was in the back hall where people were coming and going, it was not good for a group of big men to surround a girl.

Everyone was about to leave when the comatose woman finally 'woke up'...

From Zhao Zhen's point of view, this girl's acting skills are not bad, and she seems to have practiced hard, but she doesn't have a sense of the camera, and she uses too much force, and the acting is a little overdone.It's more than enough to deceive men who are generally attracted by beauty, but it's a pity that they are all gentlemen here. ╮(╯_╰)╭

After the girl opened her eyes, she found herself in a strange place. Her face turned pale with fright, and she let out a small exclamation, like a frightened sparrow, looking at everyone with her big eyes that flickered, and her gaze suddenly stopped at Bai Yu. On Tang's body, vermilion lips slightly curled up and said softly: "Grandfather..."

Zhao Zhen sighed: It's a pity, it's a pity, the previous ones were well acted, but the last sentence has been overplayed.Although Bai Yutang looks cold, he is actually a soft-hearted person. It can be seen from his hobbies that he likes non-aggressive, soft, and obedient cats.

Zhao Zhen was often beaten because of his bad tongue, so he looked at Bai Yutang so pitifully, but he never begged for mercy, let alone called 'Big Brother Bai' stickily.Because that would make Bai Yutang sick, and then he would work harder and beat him up twice...

(=￣ω￣=) Sure enough, after hearing that sticky [Engong~], Bai Yutang felt that he was not well!

Bai Yutang subconsciously trembled, stretched out his hand to grab Zhan Zhao, and ran away with light work!

Gongsun looked puzzled, Zhao Zhen snickered twice, and pulled Gongsun to leave.

In the end, Gongsun was more kind. Before he left, he ordered the little maid to take care of the unconscious woman, and asked the yamen servant to take the woman home later.

The woman probably misunderstood, her eyes followed Gongsun's back all the time, but it was a pity that the winking eyes were thrown to the blind man.Don't look at Gongsun's smart mind and good knowledge, he is lower than Zhan Zhao in terms of EQ.If Zhan Zhao can still insist on taking medicine to save him, Gongsun can give up the treatment directly!

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Mr. Bao didn't follow to watch the excitement, he was not interested in young people's emotional disputes, investigating cases was his only pleasure in life.

When everyone left, Bao Zheng happened to ask the leader of the guards.

Bao Zheng had a good impression of this silly head of the guards, honest people are always more likable than cunning ones.When Bao Zheng was young, he was a fool. He often offended his superiors, his colleagues, and even his subordinates because of his honesty.Later, he also bumped into walls everywhere, and only after his head was broken and bloody, he learned to grasp the measure of honesty.

The head of the guards seemed to admire Bao Zheng, and he had to stutter for a long time before explaining it clearly.

The guard's name was Liu Bai, and last night he was patrolling as usual, and happened to meet Zhan Zhao to send Zhao Zhen back to the palace.Zhao Zhen didn't bother to wait for the guards to pick him up, so he asked them to escort him back.On the way back, Liu Bai didn't think there was anything special, until the servant suddenly screamed and found a group of snakes.

Bao Zheng asked very carefully, asking everyone who had a special behavior.

Liu Bai really couldn't remember clearly, so he repeated what Zhao Zhen taught yesterday. Liu Bai was honest and thoughtless, and said directly: "Master Bao, I didn't see anything last night. You asked me for nothing. Why don't you ask me?" Ask the emperor directly."

"Ask me what?" Zhao Zhen and Gongsun walked in together, and said curiously: "Where are Master and Brother Bai, they obviously left first."

Gongsun showed Liu Bai the wound again, and told him tirelessly: "Go back and rest in bed for a few days, and then get out of bed after the wound closes. Don't take a bath for half a month, don't take a bath for a month, and don't feel troublesome if you insist on taking medicine. , after the injury heals, you can be alive and kicking."

Zhao Zhen asked Liu Bai, "What did you ask yesterday."

Liu Bai said with a sad face: "The three people you mentioned are nothing special. The servant who is covered with snakes said that he has night blindness and can't see the way clearly at night, so he concealed it because he was afraid of losing a good job. The second sedan chair The husband said that he was born afraid of snakes, and his legs would go limp when he heard snakes. Stabilize people's hearts."

Zhao Zhen looked at him, "Isn't this all out of the question?"

Liu Bai looked at him stupidly, "Huh? I asked, but there is no clue..."

Zhao Zhen was completely speechless, "You really are, the clues are all under your nose!"

Seeing that Liu Bai was still at a loss, Bao Zheng kindly explained to him, "The reasons of the servants and the bearers are all plausible, and careful investigation may not be able to find out. Only the guards' words are unsubstantiated. What is meant by 'casual talk' in front of the emperor? Just saying it casually is also a crime of deceiving the emperor."

Only then did Liu Bai suddenly realize, "So that's how it is!"

Gongsun said: "Is there anything special about that guard?"

"Special?" Liu Bai thought for a while, and suddenly said decisively: "He has a problem with his eyes!"

The three of them were taken aback, "How do you say that?"

Liu Bai said: "Because he married the Commander's daughter, if he marries such an old woman as his wife, there must be something wrong with his eyes!"

Three people: "..."

This is why the commander wants to beat you into a trick!

╮(╯_╰)╭This is really a fool's blessing, it's rare to be confused...