[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Before eating, Watson had an inexplicably ominous premonition. For this reason, he was always wary of the other three people who were at the same table with him.

But after eating Yisu's Chinese food, his vigilance subconsciously decreased a lot, especially when the table was always calm and peaceful, Watson's vigilance had already been lowered a lot. It even flew directly to the country of Java.

It wasn't until the ominous premonition was fulfilled that Watson's vigilance returned instantly, but even so, it was too late, because——

The food he grabbed from the bowl was snatched by Sherlock and the others again and again!Walk!up!

Watson: "..."

It's fine to arrange a food grabbing session during the meal!

Anyway, he also robbed!

but! Yes!

What the hell is the part dedicated to robbing Watson · dishes! ! ?

When the military doctor who was repeatedly robbed of food was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, Mycroft was also so angry that he couldn't maintain the fake but decent expression on his face. He frowned and looked at Sherlock, As an elder brother, he is teaching his younger brother.

He said, "Sherlock, what about your table manners? Don't tell me, you've lost all of them when you've been in New York for a while."

Although the UK is known as a country of dark cuisine besides the title of England, even if their own food is hacked, their table manners are not hacked.

After all, Britain's emphasis on etiquette has reached a world-renowned level, and the name of a British gentleman is not for nothing.

As a member of the Sherlock Holmes family, Mycroft, who is always a British gentleman in a three-piece suit, will not say anything. Even Sherlock, whose emotional intelligence is as low as the Mariana Trench, has received good education since he was a child. Breeding.

but now?

McCoff said there was not a trace of it on him.

"of course not."

Sherlock showed a false smile to his brother, and then said, "I just did this to remind you a little-"

"If you have this spare time to grab food from me, why don't you spend some time looking for your lost self-control ability."

Speaking of which, Sherlock, the guy who is too lazy to waste an expression when he is bored (that is, when there is no case), but who can make a scene for a second to investigate the case, is still very lifelike in order to mock his brother. , vividly explained to him what ridicule and disgust are.

I saw him glance at McCoff's grabbing hand with his blue-green eyes that are usually indifferent and clear enough to see everything about people, and then his eyes slid to his face. Then he curled his lips in disgust.

It's like saying——

Just asked me to review my poor self-control ability.

The results of it?

Your self-control is terrible now, okay?

Mycroft: "..."

Was he as annoying as he is now when he just dissed his young brother's poor self-control ability?

Yes.

After Moriarty, the British government who ate the Chinese food made by Ysu was not only slapped in the face, but also felt the same when he was dissed by his younger brother when he was accused by his younger brother——

Why is he so annoying?

Sherlock: "...???"

So in addition to the magical power of being slapped in the face and disfigured, the Chinese food made by Yisu also has the effect of making people think Sherlock is annoying after eating it?

Closer to home, probably no one dares to pat himself on the chest and say that he will never do anything that he regrets from birth to death in his life, even if he is as smart as McCoff, he can't guarantee it.

Because something that he regrets happened recently, for example, when he found out that the reason why he lost Sherlock's whereabouts during this period was because he and Moriarty teamed up to keep him in the dark After that, he regretted——

McCoff regretted that he only asked Anthea to activate the third-level surveillance level on both Sherlock and Watson.

Especially when he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" in New York and saw Sherlock and Moriarty, he regretted it even more, and secretly decided to wait for Sherlock to "bring" him back to London, and raise his monitoring level to level four .

Just when McCoff thought this would be the thing he regretted the most recently, or in this life (after all, if they really hooked up, the power of one Sherlock and one Moriarty would definitely be 1+1>2) , he discovered——

He is really too stupid and naive.

Ok.

Although logically speaking, these two adjectives have nothing to do with Mycroft Holmes, but rather match his younger brother Sherlock (for McCoff), but after eating Ys After the Chinese meal, the British government doesn't mind putting these two adjectives on its head a little bit.

When McCoff realized something was wrong, he didn't think so when he planned to struggle, but when he completely knelt in front of the Chinese food made by Ysu, he realized the thing he regretted the most recently, and even in this life——

It is too proud and arrogant before eating the Chinese food made by Yisu.

So much so that after he ate the Chinese food made by Ysu, not only the BGM of slapping his face kept playing, but his younger brother also came to slap him in the face himself.

Now Mycroft no longer regrets not letting Anthea increase the monitoring level of Sherlock and Watson to level [-], because if it is really raised to level [-], then Sherlock and Watson will not be able to Chase Moriarty to New York, and he will not go to New York for Sherlock and the others.

If this is the case, Mycroft thought, he might miss "My Chinese Restaurant" and Yisu's Chinese food, or even miss them for the rest of his life.

Just thinking about it makes my heart ache so bad that I can't breathe.

what?

You ask McCoff right now, isn't he worried that the power of one Sherlock plus one Moriarty is 1+1>2?

……

……

……

Leave it to the British government to worry about it.

They were both British anyway, thought Mycroft, who was about to leave office to become the new US government.

U.K:"……???"

Sherlock: "...???"

Moriarty: "...???"

Don't make it sound like you're not British, okay?

Mycroft smiled——

He may not be.

U.K:"……!!!???"

Then again, although Mycroft regretted that he was slapped in the face because of hasty judgment just now, it doesn't mean that he will accept it because of lack of confidence when he is dissed by his younger brother.

He said to Mr. Detective, who thought he had won the city back: "Sherlock, your ridicule is meaningless, because laughing at me now is the same as laughing at the first time I came to 'my Chinese restaurant' to eat Iraqis." Su Chinese food you."

Sherlock has an amazing "superpower", that is, he can see through everything in the world at a glance, but Mycroft's "superpower" is above him——

Sherlock voluntarily admits this.

In private, he once said that if the job of a detective only required sitting in an armchair to reason, then Mycroft must be a unparalleled detective in the world, because his power of observation was sharper and astonishing than Sherlock's.

It is for this reason that Mycroft said so firmly that the face-slapping incident he experienced must have happened to Sherlock.

Sherlock: "..."

He now understands Moriarty who was beaten back by him at that time.

It was the first time that Sherlock, who was crushed by his elder brother's IQ and thought he was an idiot until he saw other children (Mycroft: ...we both thought you were an idiot at the time), hated his brother so smart for the first time!

"Of course it makes sense."

Moriarty, who was standing on Sherlock's side, said to Mycroft, "Think about it, Sherlock was only laughed at by me at the time, and now you are laughed at by both Sherlock and me. Speaking of it, you were ridiculed more miserably."

what?

You ask why Moriarty didn't include Watson?After all, whether it was at the beginning or now, he was also one of them eating at the same table?

……

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Very normal.

Because among the four people at the same table, Watson, who had the cutest IQ, was the only one who was not slapped in the face by himself and Yisu.

Sherlock. I'm smart. I was slapped in the face. Sherlock Holmes: "..."

James, as smart as upstairs, was slapped in the face Moriarty: "..."

Mycroft was smarter than the upstairs and the upstairs, and was beaten in the face Holmes: "..."

I really hate that their IQs are so high, there is no way to personally experience what it means to be a fool with a fool.

John IQ is very cute. The only one who has not been slapped in the face. Watson: "...???"

Their envy is so sincere.

But why does he always feel that something is not right?

"It seems that the recent life in New York has brought Professor Moriarty closer to you and your younger brother."

Seeing Moriarty, who was on the stage for Sherlock, Mycroft twitched his lips, and said, "But I'm sorry, we are now discussing the table manners that a Sherlock Holmes should have."

So you, Moriarty, stay cool and stay where you are, okay?

"can."

Moriarty, who could hear McCoff's voiceover, wasn't angry, he didn't even mind at all. After all, as a Moriarty, he really didn't want to meddle in their Holmes affairs, okay?

but! Yes!

"As long as you put down the Su Bazhen in your hand, I promise not to interrupt your discussion with Sherlock about the table manners that a Sherlock Holmes should have."

"I don't think so."

McCoff shook his head and rejected Moriarty's "suggestion". He said, "After all, this Su Bazhen is used as evidence to prove that Sherlock has lost proper table manners."

"so……"

Moriarty raised his eyebrows and looked at Mycroft, he asked, "Are you planning to let go?"

Upon hearing this, Mycroft glanced at Moriarty's hand who was holding onto the plate like him, and he showed him a fake smile, and said, "Everyone, each other."

"I remember you seem to have said just now that the reason why your little brother Sherlock can live so well is really due to me, right?"

Moriarty secretly pulled the hand holding the plate towards himself, and he said, "So, Mr. Holmes, is this how you treat me, whom you have just credited?"

"I thought the thanks just now were enough?"

Although Mycroft is often ridiculed by Sherlock for not moving and eating desserts, he is always fattening or on the way to getting fat, but as a dog who does not move and loves desserts, he has not made himself two hundred catties Naturally, it is impossible for a man with a son to be truly defenseless.

The dish that was pulled away by Moriarty was immediately pulled back by him, and the British government continued, "After all, Professor Moriarty, you also said it just now, because I have worked so hard for the UK. , you don't mind helping me take care of the child for a few days."

Moriarty: "Sorry, I was just talking casually."

Mycroft: "Sorry, I'm listening carefully."

"Shut up, people who gained 3kg and have a small belly are not eligible to join the ranks of grabbing food."

Sherlock dissed both Moriarty and Mycroft at the same time again. His blue-green eyes glanced at the two men with exposed foreheads, and then he opened his mouth and said viciously, "Do you want to continue the borderline crisis?" After that, another weight crisis?"

what?

You ask how dare Sherlock, who is also British and fat, diss McCoff and Moriarty like that?

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……

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Don't be afraid!

Have a thick head!dense!Small curly hair and only 2.5 fat! Kg!Sherlock says he is fearless!

Mycroft, who doesn't have as much hair as Sherlock: "..."

Moriarty who is 0.5kg fatter than Sherlock: "..."

Suddenly I don't want to play with him at all!

So Moriarty and Mycroft, who were stunned by Sherlock at the same time, pretended not to hear Mr. Detective's venomous words, and continued their topic just now.

Sherlock who was jointly ignored: "...???"

"Mr. Big Holmes doesn't seem to care much about the safety of British citizens?"

Moriarty had a gentle smile on his face, but what he said was a real threat. He said, "Crime of passion?"

"I would like to reiterate that I am just a small civil servant in the last position in the British government. It is related to the safety of British citizens. I think it should be handed over to the British government to solve."

As a British government that has a strong sense of responsibility and self-control to family members and society, and has not yet been dismissed, will McCoff not care about the safety of British citizens?

of course not.

After all, he was the man whose first consideration when facing a plane out of control was that if the plane crashed in the city, it would cause more casualties.

However, McCoff has a sense of social responsibility, which does not mean that he will be in a mess because of this. He is sure that no matter whether he competes with Moriarty for food now, this will not hinder his desire to cause bombings in the future. .

So in the face of Moriarty's threat, Mycroft looked calm, opened his mouth and threatened back, "And even though Ms. Yisu is not a British citizen with British nationality, she has British blood and knows the British people. After citizens encounter some man-made disasters, I think she must treat the culprit in the same mood as the victim."

Moriarty: "..."

Wow.

Threatening me with Ysu sweetheart?

Ok.

you win.

Moriarty was about to change his posture to get the place back, when he felt that the plate he was holding seemed to be crooked.

Mycroft: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Not it seems.

It was really crooked.

Originally, the plate was held by Mycroft, Moriarty and Sherlock, forming a three-legged situation, but at this moment the plate tilted in one direction, and then...

The few fresh mushrooms, broccoli and fresh asparagus left in the original plate are not!See!up!

Sherlock: "...???"

Mycroft: "...???"

Moriarty: "...???"

The three of them looked at each other, yes!back!

They all looked at Watson who had poured all the food on the plate into his own bowl, and then said righteously: "John, put down the food in your hand!"

Ah, Watson who ate fresh mushrooms in one bite: "...creak creak..."

Sherlock: "John, you are taking advantage of others!"

Ah, Watson who ate the broccoli in one bite: "...creak creak..."

Moriarty: "John, there's never a good end to cheaters."

Ah, Watson who ate fresh asparagus in one bite: "...creak creak..."

Mycroft: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Moriarty: "..."

Hey.

Will he be too arrogant! ?

Watson wiped his mouth after eating the dish he had snatched, and then glanced at the three highly intelligent people at the same table who used practical actions to explain what it means to be "the three monks have no water to drink", and then said: "I already said that--"

"I'm the one who came back alive from Afghanistan!!!"

After a sumptuous and delicious lunch, the time-precious British government did not stay in "My Chinese Restaurant" for too long, of course, because public places like "My Chinese Restaurant" are not suitable for a long time Stay for post-dinner social conversations.

However, before leaving "My Chinese Restaurant", McCoff still chose to say hello to the chef Yisu who cooked a delicious lunch for them before leaving.

Ok.

As for whether McCoff's purpose is to say hello or to ask Yisu if he is interested in moving "My Chinese Restaurant" to London, England after saying hello, only he himself knows.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, Ys's answer to McCoff's question is the same as his answer to Bruce at the beginning——

"Sorry, I don't have that intention at the moment."

"That's really a pity."

Although Yisu's answer was not what McCoff wanted, he was not too disappointed, because when he asked this question, he just had the mentality of giving it a try. Did you get the answer in your attitude?

so……

Ys doesn’t plan to open a “My Chinese Restaurant” in London, so does he have to start preparing to change from the British government to the American government?

It's impossible for Yisu to know what McCoff was thinking. After hearing his words, she smiled at him, and when she was about to say something, Sherlock on the side spoke, and he said: " Don't feel sorry, Mycroft, when you're not around, I'll eat your portion for you."

After finishing speaking, he smiled at his brother with eight teeth, "Do you need me to send you a copy of the aftertaste?"

"Sherlock, did you know that what you said would make me regret agreeing to let you stay in New York?"

McCoff felt that the next time he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to patronize, he would definitely not sit at the same table with Sherlock again. It was nothing to eat at the same table, mainly because of the sage time after the meal——

God knows why he agreed to Sherlock to stay in New York by accident?

"know."

Sherlock nodded, and then said, "But I also know that if you insist on taking me back to London, then I think you will regret not letting me stay in New York."

You must know that for McCoff, the most troublesome thing for him is not that his young brother has a high IQ, nor is his young brother a high-functioning anti-social, but that his young brother——

He is a high-IQ, high-functioning anti-social brat!

After eating the Chinese food made by Ys, Mycroft had no doubts about how he would resist if he forcefully brought Sherlock back to London.

but……

"How long does it take you to fix a goldfish?"

Mycroft looked at his stupid brother, "Let me remind you, Sherlock, you won't want to fight against me. I agree with you to stay in New York, just because your loss will make me sad."

After speaking, he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" in New York from London. Mycroft, who had never stopped complaining about his younger brother Sherlock since he saw him again, turned his head to look at Watson. He said to him, "Take good care of him." , John, please."

"Uh."

Watson shrugged at Mycroft, and said, "Of course, don't worry."

But after finishing speaking, Mr. Military Doctor added another sentence, "except when eating."

Don't expect him to take care of him then.

Hearing Watson's words, Mycroft smiled, and then he looked at Ysu, and said, "Since Sherlock is fine, I'm counting on you too, Miss Ysu."

Ysu: "..."

Uh.

that……

She runs a Chinese restaurant, not a nursery school.

So don't act like you're handing over the brat to her, okay?

The black-haired girl thought so in her heart, but what she said after opening her mouth was——

"Don't worry, I will feed you well."

The author has something to say:

Hahahahaha Watson finally proved with his strength——

He really is the man who came back alive from Afghanistan XD

Today I have a cold, a headache, and my aunt, I was so rushed QAQ