[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Although Yisu promised Mycroft that he would feed his younger brother Sherlock well before he left, but then again, with her cooking skills, can she, a shit shoveler, still be able to feed picky cats?

So the brunette's statement that she will feed her well is purely a diplomatic rhetoric. She can talk casually, and the British government can listen casually.

British Government: "..."

He doesn't care.

The main reason is that his younger brother may have something to do with it.

The cat being fed... No, Sherlock: "..."

It is very important!

Because he is ready to be fed into a two-hundred-pound dog, okay?

But no matter what, even if Yisu didn't perform the task of feeding Sherlock into a two-hundred-pound dog, at least Sherlock who was still in New York could go in and out of "My Chinese Restaurant" freely from time to time and enjoy Yisu's food. Su cooks Chinese food, but some people don’t have this kind of treatment, for example——

The Joker at Arkham Asylum in Gotham.

After eating the money cake made by Ys, the super villain not only completely ignores his Bat Boy who always loves to go to New York to play with her, but even secretly despises the bat who doesn’t care about their years of relationship (… ) to eat the old bat that eats alone, while expressing his sweet love to the black-haired girl.

Although……

Surrounded by Ugly Lord's sweet love, Yisu said that his heart was almost broken.

but……

Chou Ye said that he was really sincere.

Uh.

Although the more sincere he is, the more trembling people will feel.

After all, after referring to the Joker's love for Batman, who can accept the Joker's love without fear?

Even the big-hearted Yisu will admit it, okay?

It's just that it's one thing for Ys to admit cowardice, and another thing for the clown to persevere, and as far as what he's doing so far, it's not just as simple as persevering.

Because in order to successfully approach the black-haired girl, capture her heart, and let her become his own shit-shoveling officer (...), the clown even forgot to eat and sleep and worked tirelessly day and night to do things——

In order to fight for Batman to agree to work with him to abduct his sweetheart Ysu to Gotham.

It's just that the Joker thought of using this method to threaten Batman, and Batman also thought of a way to deal with him, for example——

First, the security system of Arkham Asylum was upgraded.

Then forward the video sent to him by the clown to Harley Quinn.

then……

Watching the clown forcefully, causing trouble for the clown, making him not eat mutton in vain.

Can the stumbling and troubles of Harley Quinn make the Clown give up his love for Ysu without hesitation?

Batman's answer is-

Of course not.

Batman knew this from the beginning, so when he used this method to deal with the clown, his purpose was not to kick a idiot for Isu, but to cause some trouble for the clown, and to take this opportunity to give the brunette a brunette. It's just an "insurance".

As for what this "insurance" refers to...

Bruce was thinking about what had happened in the past few days, one after another, flashing back and forth in his mind, thinking of the people he had seen, what he had said, and what he had done in the past few days, to make sure nothing would go wrong.

While thinking about it, he received a message from Arkham Asylum——

Harley Quinn shrugged off the Joker and successfully escaped from Arkham Asylum.

In addition to Bruce, the person who heard the news in Wayne Manor was the butler Alfred. He looked at his young master and asked, "Are you sure you have prepared a perfect plan? Master."

"Yes."

Bruce responded, and he said, "Don't worry, Ah Fu, what happened at the last banquet, I promise it won't happen again."

As he said that, he couldn't help but jokingly said to his old housekeeper, "After all, Yisu is also your next family, and I'm really worried that if something happens to her, my life in the future will not be easy. "

"I'm glad you know that, sir."

Hearing Bruce's words, Alfred didn't deny it and said, "After all, you also know how difficult it is for the elderly to find jobs now. It's easy to serve like Miss Yisu, and she won't challenge the butler's psychological endurance all the time, making him grow old There are quite a few masters who are worried that they will be sent to black-haired people by white-haired people."

Bruce: "..."

He just knew—

Ah Fu must still be resenting him for stealing the last piece of money cake, right?

So as soon as he seized the opportunity, he started the mode of crazily dissing him openly and secretly.

At the same time, Harley Quinn, the clown girl who successfully escaped from the Arkham Asylum, is also in the crazy diss mode.

The girl who was originally hired by the Arkham Asylum to become a psychiatrist for the inmates not only failed to cure the clown successfully, but let herself fall into it.

Fascinated by the clown's crazy personality, she has a morbid curiosity and fascination with the clown, and she thinks she has fallen in love with him.

Since then, Arkham Asylum has lost a psychiatrist named Harleen Quizell. On the contrary, there has been an additional one who is crazy about clowns. In order to be able to get his favorite Harley Quinn Harley Quinn.

However, such a girl who is obsessed with clowns and has no regrets after being played by him repeatedly, this time after she escaped from the Arkham Asylum, she kept dissing that bastard clown crazily.

Thinking of the things the clown used her to do during this period, Harley Quinn became more determined to go to "My Chinese Restaurant" in New York while dissing the clown crazily.

After all, no matter how you look at it, a girl like Yisu who can be seen through at a glance is not like a clown.

Ysu: "..."

I'm not your type either.

So stop staring at me all the time, okay?

Seeing Harley the Harley who was supposed to stay in Gotham's Arkham Asylum but suddenly appeared in "My Chinese Restaurant", the brunette girl's expression was a little confused, and she also instantly raised her vigilance.

After all, she still remembered that Harley's attitude towards the Joker was——

Be obsessed with him, be crazy about him, bang against the big wall for him.

Considering that Harley Quinn has such deep affection for Joker, and considering that Joker said that Harley Quinn is not a good thing for her in front of her face, Yisu...

Yisu felt that even if Harley Quinn said that she didn't come to settle accounts with her, she wouldn't believe her very much.

don't blow.

If it weren't for the fact that Harley Quinn hadn't made any dangerous moves since she came in, she couldn't help but want Pietro to send her back to Arkham Asylum.

Contrary to Yisu who is holding a heart, Harley, the Harley Quinn who sent Arkham Asylum away and went straight to "My Chinese Restaurant" didn't make any cover up, and appeared directly in Yisu in front of.

"Meet you again, Yisu."

Harley propped her chin with both hands and looked at the black-haired girl in front of her. Her expression was so relaxed that she didn't see the vigilant and defensive eyes that Pietro and others cast on her.

After she greeted Yisu with a smile, she said, "The time we met last time was too hasty, so I didn't get to know you well, now I'll make it up—"

As she spoke, she stretched out a hand towards Yisu. This action caused her head to tilt slightly subconsciously, and her red and blue ponytails swayed, which seemed a bit playful.

"Harley Quinn."

Yisu glanced at Hari. Just like the first time they met, her dress was particularly eye-catching. She could tell she was a fanatic at first glance, but she could feel it——

Other than that, like last time, she didn't seem to have any ill intentions towards her.

The brunette remembered that the last time they saw her, Harley seemed glad that the Joker didn't blow her up.

Thinking of this, Yisu also stretched out his hand towards Harry, and then reported his name: "Ysu."

"Ys? I know."

Harry held Ysu's hand, shook it childishly, and then said with a smile, "I've heard Pudding whisper your name in my ear no less than a hundred times in the past few days."

Ysu: "..."

and many more.

She explained to her now that her relationship with the clown is really clearer than tofu mixed with shallots, does she believe it?

Seeing Yisu's expression, even if she didn't speak, Harley, who used to be a psychiatrist, could see through what she wanted to say at a glance, and immediately hooked her red lips, and deliberately changed the topic: "What delicious food does your store have today? Of? Ysu."

Ysu: "...???"

So you're just here for dinner?

Just now, when Peter said that his spider sensor didn't work when he saw the clown girl, the brunette girl felt strange. Seeing her coming to eat now, she was even more puzzled.

It's not that Yisu wants Harley Quinn to come to make trouble instead of come to eat, but...

She was just curious why she came here to eat and not to cause trouble?

Seeing the emotion that was almost written on Ysu's face, Harry who took the menu couldn't help but grinned and laughed, she thought——

She just planned to see what kind of magical power this girl who can make the clown change drastically, can easily smash through the giant ship of love between herself and the clown, and let it sink as long as it says.