[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Did Mycroft believe Sherlock's reasons for staying in New York and not wanting to return to London?

Of course not.

From the fact that Sherlock satirizes him for being fat again almost every time he meets him, it can be seen that unless he has a constitution that does not allow him to eat fat, the reason why he satirizes him so confidently is not because he does not A good appetite is a particularly strong self-control ability.

Mycroft almost didn't need to think much to be sure that Sherlock really had a bad appetite. There were three reasons——

First, the fact that Sherlock has gained 2.5kg can prove that he is not born with a physique that does not allow him to gain weight.

Second, you must know that his self-control ability is so strong that even Sherlock is secretly jealous and can't resist the temptation of dessert.

Third, Sherlock often does not eat in order to keep his head clear.

So to sum up, it is certainly impossible for Mycroft to believe Sherlock's nonsense that New York food whets his appetite more than London food.

While British food is indeed... well, hard to describe sometimes, he doesn't think American food is any better than theirs (from the pride and prejudice of a British person).

Even though this is a Chinese restaurant, American Chinese food is not uncommon in New York.

So compared to Sherlock who was attracted by the delicious food in New York and was unwilling to return to London, McCoff felt that the reason he gave Sherlock was more reasonable.

Sherlock: "..."

Reasonable is quite reasonable.

But the problem is that the Chinese food made by Yisu makes the reasonableness become unreasonable, okay?

Sherlock glanced at his brother who blurted out and then taunted him again. He wasn't surprised by his reaction at all. He just remembered that when he told the truth to Moriarty back then, he seemed to have the same reaction as him. of.

Now think about it...

Ok.

Sherlock thinks it's better not to think about it, after all, it is a black history, and there is no need to look back at all.

He said to Mycroft, "Did you misunderstand the acclimatization?"

"of course not."

Mycroft shook his head, turned the little black umbrella in his hand, and then said, "What I want to know more is, Sherlock, do you have any misunderstandings about my IQ?"

Saying that, he smiled at Sherlock, "Did you forget that when you saw me when you were a child, you thought you were an idiot?"

Sherlock: "..."

So what he meant was——

Who gave you the confidence to tell me such an unintelligent reason?

Mycroft: "..."

It is not impossible to understand it this way.

Sherlock: "..."

"Cough cough."

As Sherlock's roommate, Watson, who has seen him and Mycroft's "fraternal rivalry" many times, saw that McCoff revealed Sherlock's black history, and couldn't help but make a noise. topic, he said, "We meet again, Mycroft, how are you doing?"

"of course."

Mycroft nodded to Watson, and after sweeping his eyes around him, he said with a smile on his face, "But it seems that your life is not as nourishing as you have recently."

"Haha."

Hearing what Mycroft said, Watson laughed a few times embarrassedly, and subconsciously sucked his own belly——

This is the ironclad proof that he has lived a good life recently.

But then again, before he ate the Chinese food made by Ysu, he didn't understand what was going on with McCoff, who had been exercising a lot but couldn't avoid the existence of his belly. Until he ate Ysu After cooking Chinese food——

He got it.

It's not that he can't control his mouth or move his legs, but that the speed of his legs can't match the frequency of his opening his mouth.

Plus, after eating a delicious and satisfying Chinese meal, who wants to stand up and maintain their figure immediately?

nobody.

Watson can be sure, because the most suitable time is to sit still in a chair and enjoy their respective after-dinner time quietly, okay?

When Watson was repelled by McCoff's words, Sherlock spoke up. He said, "It turns out that after escaping from your monitoring, anyone can live a happy life."

Hearing Sherlock's words, Mycroft had to admit that they had a very good life recently, whether it was Sherlock who had gained 2.5kg, Watson who had a small belly, or...

When Mycroft's eyes fell on himself, Moriarty explained clearly first, and he said, "Wait, it's not because of my escape from your monitoring that I live such a happy life."

"of course."

The corners of Mycroft's mouth curled into a perfect arc, and he showed a decent smile to Moriarty, and he said, "Actually, whether it's Sherlock or John, they've had such a good time, how can you Credit goes to you."

Moriarty: "..."

I always feel that the credit he said is not the same credit as the credit he knows.

Mycroft: "..."

You are right.

Moriarty: "..."

However, as if he didn't see it, he also showed an impeccable smile at Mycroft, and said: "You're welcome, as a British citizen, it's because of Mr. Holmes that you have worked so hard for the UK." Come on, I don't mind taking care of your children for a few days."

Hearing what Moriarty said, Mycroft raised his brows slightly, and then showed him an official to somewhat fake smile, he said: "Professor Moriarty can still remember that he is a British citizen This really touched me, and I hope you still remember what you said when you set foot on British soil again."

Instead of making bombs everywhere like a horse having fun as soon as you get back to London.

"of course."

Moriarty nodded without sincerity, and said, "I always remember that I am a British citizen."

Mycroft pretended not to see Moriarty's perfunctory, and said, "That would be great. I think this is undoubtedly good news for all British citizens."

"Shut up, your hypocrisy and deceitfulness are really stupid."

Mr. Detective, who was dissed by his brother as an idiot and dissed by his old enemy as a child, glanced at McCoff and Moriarty, and then taunted him, "You must know that the IQ of the entire Chinese restaurant has been lowered by you."

"Be nice, Sherlock."

Mycrof was so dissed by his younger brother, completely indifferent, there was nothing he could do, after all, his younger brother was an idiot in his eyes, right?

So he was calm when he heard Sherlock say that, and he said, "Even if you live in New York for a while, I hope you will remember that you are British."

After admonishing his younger brother, the British government looked at Yisu, and he said, "In addition to thanking Professor Moriarty, I also have to thank Miss Yisu."

Having said that, he deepened the smile on the corner of his lips, and said immediately, "I believe that Sherlock's ability to lose 2.5kg in a short period of time must be due to your credit."

"Uh."

Hearing what Mycroft said, Yisu didn't know how to answer. She didn't find it strange that he said her name all at once. After all, the status of Mr. Holmes in England, in Sherlock's words, That is--

He is the British government.

But at this moment, the British government spoke to her in a tone of "It's really troublesome, teacher, you took care of my bear child in kindergarten." Thinking about how he just dissed his younger brother crazily, and he didn't show affection at all. Look at him now, although he is not so sincere, but at least he is willing to make superficial efforts, Yisu...

Inexplicably, Yisu felt a little flattered, so she blurted out, "Where is it, the main reason is that Sherlock is better."

Mycroft: "...???"

Sherlock: "...???"

other people:"……???"

Yisu: "...!!!???"

"That, that, that..."

I didn't expect that I would say such a sentence, and Yisu's face showed an embarrassing expression for a moment, and the reactions of the others were not mentioned. She was a little apprehensive.

The brunette quickly explained, "Well, I mean, maybe it's because the dishes I cook are more delicious."

Although there seems to be something wrong with inexplicably boasting when others thank you, but Yisu feels that this is much better than saying that Sherlock is better.

"Well, I guess so."

Confused by the brunette's words, and laughing because of her words, the smile on Mycroft's face looked a little more sincere at the moment, he said, "After all, the younger brother, John and Morrie The weight gain of the three of Professor Artie is the best proof."

At the same time, Sherlock, Watson and Moriarty who gained weight because of Ys's Chinese food: "..."

Shut up!

You fat man who got fat before eating!

"A formal acquaintance, my humble Mycroft Holmes, brother of Sherlock."

Not only does Mycroft look like a British gentleman in dress, he also behaves like a proper gentleman in his words and deeds.

"Good day, Mr. Big Holmes."

Yisu quickly reported his name, "My name is Yisu."

"Nice to meet you, Miss Yisu."

McCoff looked at Yisu, and he said, "I hope to have the opportunity to taste your Chinese food today. I think this will be one of the reasons why my trip to New York is worthwhile."

Like Sherlock, before he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" for the first time and tasted the Chinese food made by Yisu, he also thought that the Chinese food she made must taste good.

But even so, just like Sherlock who didn't believe that Moriarty stayed in New York because of Ys's Chinese food, he also didn't believe that his young brother who was obsessed with cases rather than food would come for a bite. Eat while sticking to New York.

"Of course not..."

"Necessary."

Before Yisu finished answering Mycroft, Sherlock caught her and completely distorted her meaning. He first glanced at the British government, and then said to the brunette girl, "Ysu, I have something to say. You can listen to it casually, after all, the time of a British government is so precious that it is more suitable for fast food than Chinese food."

Sherlock emphasized the word "British Government", then turned to Mycroft and said, "So it's better to leave."

"Glad you know how valuable my time is, Sherlock."

Mycroft pretended not to hear the sarcasm in his younger brother's tone, and then said, "But one thing that must be corrected is——"

He looked at Ysu and said with a smile, "I'm just the last official in the British government."

Sherlock said: "Yes, it's just a small civil servant who decides national policy time and time again."

The last "just" was said by him in a sarcastic tone.

Looking at the two brothers who seemed to be at war, Yisu tactfully slapped the menu... on Moriarty's arms, signaling him to greet the two Holmes.

Moriarty: "...???"

sweetheart.

Are you doing something wrong?

I'm also a diner, not a waiter, okay?

Meeting Moriarty's gaze, Yisu blinked at him, showing a smile that seemed to be stained with honey.

If she could, she certainly didn't need Moriarty to greet Mycroft and Sherlock for her, but she couldn't do it now.

Because the three waiters in her family (little spider didn't go to work today) were frightened by the aura of the two Sherlock Holmes, so——

Don't be careless, Moriarty.

Moriarty: "..."

She smiles so sweetly, what can he do?

Of course, he greeted Mycroft and Sherlock for her.

With Moriarty helping to greet them, Clarice and the others were all relieved. Although compared with them, they are all mutants, but——

Damn it's scary, their aura is so strong!

The three mutant waiters in "My Chinese Restaurant" were shivering under the pressure of McCoff's aura.

Watson: "..."

I also want to shiver.

At the beginning, he ate with Sherlock and Moriarty, and was bullied by them; later, he ate with Old Stan and Mrs. Hudson, and was crushed by them. Now he, Sherlock, and Moriarty have to Add another Mycroft to eat together, Watson...

Watson inexplicably had an ominous premonition.

At this moment, Mycroft didn't know what Watson was thinking, because his attention was on Sherlock and Moriarty, and when he saw their actions after sitting at the same table, his brows furrowed. wrinkled.

The relationship between his younger brother and Moriarty seems to be a little closer than he imagined, which is not good news.

"I suppose after this lunch, Sherlock, you will come back to London with John and me?"

"No."

Hearing what Mycroft said, Sherlock refused without saying a word. Seeing that he was about to speak, he stopped him and said, "Don't try to threaten me with the title."

If you don't agree with each other, you will be given a title or something.

Have the ability to change to a threat?

What I wanted to say was said by Sherlock, and Mycroft was not angry, he said: "If you like Chinese food, I think there will be a Chinese restaurant on Baker Street."

"You got one thing wrong, Mycroft."

Sherlock looked at Mycroft, and he said, "I just like to eat Chinese food made by Ys."

"Don't act like you're going to starve to death if you don't have the Chinese food made by Ys when you go back to London, Sherlock."

Mycroft glanced at his younger brother, and then said, "If this is the case, you should really review your poor self-control."

"Tsk."

Hearing what Mycroft said, Sherlock suddenly sneered, and looked at Pietro who was serving food from the kitchen. He suddenly pulled out a particularly fake smile at his brother, and said, " I hope you can find your great self-control later on."

Sherlock's words made Mycroft slightly raise his brows, but before he could say anything, the first course—cherry meat was served on the table.

When they saw this dish, the British government knew why their younger brother said that, because——

The color is red and bright, and the round and small cherry flesh is neatly arranged next to the stir-fried pea sprouts. The emerald green color makes the bright red cherry flesh more bright and attractive, and the water looks like it just came out of the tree Mouth-watering like a plucked cherry.

McCoff gave this dish a perfect score for its appearance. Having eaten this famous traditional Chinese dish, he knows that the minimum requirement of this dish is to be able to seduce.

And on this point, Ys did an impeccable job.

Even though he hasn't tasted it yet, just looking at the cherry flesh that is very similar to the real cherry, the sweet and sour cherry taste can't help appearing in Mycroft's mind, just thinking about it makes people salivate Mouthful.

but……

Mycroft thought to himself, did Sherlock have some misunderstanding about his self-control ability?Or does he think that a mere Chinese meal can break Holmes' willpower?

Thinking of this, the British government looked relaxed, as if carelessly picked up a piece of cherry meat with chopsticks and put it in its mouth.

When the agate-shaped cherry meat just entered his mouth, Mycroft's expression froze for a moment. At that moment, the tip of his tongue touched a trace of fresh fruit fragrance. The intertwined pork belly is tender and delicious, not greasy or too dry.

When chewing in the mouth, the sweetness of the cherry absorbed in the flesh seems to be released at once, and the soft but not strong taste immediately arouses people's appetite.

Eating such a delicacy full of spring flavor in winter, inexplicably gives people an illusion that spring is approaching quietly. Mycroft even feels that as long as he closes his eyes gently, he can feel the gentle breeze. The spring breeze on the face, and the sound of revival of all things.

The cherry flesh, which has turned into the messenger of spring, entangles all the negative emotions accumulated in people's hearts with its attractive color and moving figure, making them seem to fall into a gentle hometown, and all of a sudden He let go of the hand that was holding onto tightly, and followed the messenger of spring quietly away as if fascinated.

Mycroft has already noticed something is wrong. These dishes have an involuntarily addictive and depraved magic, and they are using their own deliciousness to soften other people's reason and willpower.

Mycroft is very clear that if he doesn't stop, he will be completely immersed in the tenderness of food like those negative emotions hooked by the messenger of spring.

However, there are some things that you can stop immediately if you want to stop. As I said before, the self-control ability is as strong as McCauf, and he can’t resist the temptation of desserts, let alone Chinese food with delicious taste and taste?

When the second dish - oily double crispy dish was brought to the table, what Megoff didn't even notice was that before he had time to taste it, his will was already softened by the aroma.

This extremely difficult Shandong cuisine is made with fried vegetable oil as the main oil. After the pork belly tips and chicken gizzard slices are fried with exquisite knife skills, the aroma is attractive, and the appearance of one white and one red is even more beautiful. The beauty is so beautiful that it greatly stimulates the appetite of diners.

The color and aroma are so attractive, which made Mycroft have high expectations for it before he even had time to put down his chopsticks. When he picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, the taste was so amazing that he almost almost ate it. Some gaffe.

The reason why this deep fried double crisp is one of the most difficult dishes in Chinese food is because it has strict requirements on the heat, even to the point of being harsh——

A second earlier is not familiar.

After a second it is not brittle.

For Pietro and Barry, they may be able to lengthen one second, but for ordinary people, one second is too short, so short that they have missed it before they even have time to grasp it.

This shows how difficult it is to make this fried double crisp.

But when they eat it in one bite, McCoff and the others can clearly know how accurately Yisu has controlled the heat, because when she eats a mouthful of fried oil and double crisp, the taste is so crisp, tender and fresh that it makes people feel Incredible.

For people like McCoff and the others, the accuracy of time is indeed from minute to second, but even so, they were still amazed by Ysu's superb cooking skills.

It seems that no matter what kind of food it is, as long as it is in the hands of Yisu and made by her magical hands, everything will become delicious and delicious.

Like the soft and tender, light but refreshing chicken breast, it looks no different from the chicken breast they usually eat, but when it tastes, it is so delicious that people are full of praise.

The most amazing thing for McCoff and others is the cattail dish in milk soup. As one of the traditional soup dishes in Jinan, Shandong, it looks very beautiful——

The crisp and tender cattail leaves, the soft shiitake mushrooms, the sliced ​​ham and various green vegetables are all floating on the rich milky white milk soup.

Known as the "Crown of Jinan Soups", this Pucai soup with milk is enough to make people sure that its taste is not too bad, but even so, its deliciousness is still amazing. Attitude conquers people.

As soon as the rich milk soup is in the mouth, it is so smooth that people can't wait to feel it carefully. It can't wait to slide down the throat, and the aroma of the milk soup fills the internal organs in an instant.

Originally simple ingredients, such as cattail leaves with no umami, tender water-fat mushrooms, magnolia slices named after their shape and color are similar to magnolia flower petals, ham with even fat and thinness, etc., all because of the taste The mellow and rich milk soup tastes very different.

All kinds of ingredients seem to be dancing a waltz on the tip of the tongue, jumping out an irresistible taste in a spinning and intertwined dance, and you can only let it lead your taste buds to a carnival.

……

At this moment, Mycroft is like Sherlock who came to "My Chinese Restaurant" for the first time. After eating the delicious food and the fragrant fresh soup, he only feels that every inch of his flesh and blood and every ounce of reason are happy. I can't extricate myself from being immersed in the gentleness of this delicious food.

what?

You ask whether McCoff has forgotten his purpose in coming to New York?Did he also forget that before taking the first bite, he even thought that Yisu's cooking was just Chinese food?

……

……

……

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

While the British government was busy popping up three consecutive denials, it took time to think about whether he should abduct Ysu back to London or change his title or something, for example——

What about the US government?

The author has something to say:

Mike: Please call me the US government in the future, thank you.

Hahahahahaha I thought of Ysu saying that Sherlock is easier to feed or something, I don’t know why I typed this sentence in a daze, um, I never thought of feeding pigs when I typed this sentence of……