[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang went out, but he still didn't see the servant who had a stomach ache.

She looked around in a circle, thinking about whether to try her luck and find a way to go back. At this moment, suddenly, a golden light fell in front of her.

Chen Tangtang was blinded by the golden light, but her shoulders were held down by a pair of fiery hands.

"Master."

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes, and instantly sank into the golden ocean.

Sun Xingzhe stared at her and said earnestly: "It seems that I will guard Master in the future. They are all worthless, and they can't handle such trivial things well."

Chen Tangtang took his hand and shook his head: "I don't blame Ao Lie, it's my teacher who asked him to save others."

Sun Xingzhe said helplessly: "Master, if you want to cross people, you have to send yourself across the shore first."

Chen Tangtang smiled and reached out to touch his head.

Sun Xingzhe looked helpless, but said firmly: "It seems that Master used this trick to beat me."

Chen Tangtang's eyes were full of moonlight: "Disciple, do you like it?"

Sun Xingzhe stared at himself in her eyes: "Of course it is."

It seems that the apprentice also likes the master's vigorous stroking.

Chen Tangtang patted his head even harder.

Sun Xingzhe knew she had misunderstood, but he didn't point it out, he just smiled softly.

When Chen Tangtang told him everything about this incident, Sun Xingzhe was so angry that his hair stood on end.

"It's unreasonable, how dare they treat Master like this."

His eyes were as red as fire, and as he spoke, he took out the golden cudgel from his ear.

Chen Tangtang held onto his wrist: "Don't worry, my disciples. I have a trick here, which can expose the three of them. It would be even better if Buddhism can flourish again in this country."

Sun Xingzhe narrowed his eyes, wondering, "Why would Master care about this?"

Chen Tangtang said with some embarrassment: "After all, I am deeply influenced by Buddha as a teacher."

Moreover, when she was using the golden light tonight, she suddenly discovered that her golden light was not very strong anymore. Thinking about the state of the golden light when it was at its peak, she thought that the golden light probably needs faith to maintain it.

However, she didn't tell Sun Xingzhe this, after all he is impatient, if she told her about her crisis, Sun Xingzhe would most likely use a stick to force others to believe in Buddha, believe in her, and win gold for her.

This is not the case yet.

"Okay," Sun Xingzhe took a deep look at the place where the three national teachers were, "since this is the master's request."

"But, Master also promise me one thing, okay?" Sun Xingzhe held her wrist tightly, staring at her without blinking.

Chen Tangtang almost had the illusion that he would be seen by him.

She nodded: "You say."

"Don't let them hurt you," Sun Xingzhe plucked three vellus hairs and handed them to Chen Tangtang. "Master, hold this. If they do anything wrong, master, blow them off immediately."

他嘴角勾起，金眸闪烁：“他们不是能断头不死，剖腹取心吗？我将他们统统揍成一堆烂泥，看他们还死不死。”

"Amitabha, sin, sin."

"Of course, the premise is that they seek death themselves."

Chen Tangtang agreed.

Sun Xingzhe left with a worried expression on his face. He ran to the roster of servants in the mansion and added the pseudonym he had given for his master to it.

Afterwards, he found his master again and waited with him at the door.

"By the way, disciple, what is your pseudonym for your teacher?"

Sun Xingzhe said with a smile: "It's really sweet, the name of the little monk that Master is pretending to be now is really sweet."

Chen Tangtang: "...how can there be such a dharma name?"

"Since there is rebooting, why is there no real sweetness?"

Are the two related?

But it has already been written, even if Chen Tangtang wanted to go back on his words, he would have no chance.

Sun Xingzhe covered his mouth and snickered, "Master...so sweet."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The teacher died.

The two sat side by side in the porch, the bright moon in the sky reflected the clear brilliance on the ground, like a layer of clear frost, and like water in the sky.

Sun Xingzhe asked in a low voice, "Is Master cold?"

Even if the golden light is not very strong, it is still enough.

Chen Tangtang looked at the big apprentice.

Sun Xingzhe opened his arms towards her, with a faint smile in his golden eyes: "If Master is cold, I can lend Master a cover or a drape."

Chen Tangtang looked at his lean figure speechlessly.

Sun Xingzhe touched his lips and said lightly, "Change."

He immediately turned into a thick blanket and wrapped it around Chen Tangtang's body.

Chen Tangtang sighed comfortably.

Tu'er is so sensible, it really comforts her.

Sun Xingzhe said softly: "Tomorrow morning, the apprentice will take Ao Lie, who has become a master, to the king of Che Chi to exchange documents. At that time, the three masters will definitely have resentment and want to harm us. At that time, it will be like It's what Master said..."

He saw Chen Tangtang close his eyes, and his voice also softened.

After a while, Chen Tangtang let out a "huh".

Sun Xingzhe whispered: "Master, go to sleep, I will guard Master."

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes and said, "I didn't sleep as a teacher."

Sun Xingzhe laughed softly, and his voice became softer: "Well, do whatever Master says."

Chen Tangtang suddenly thought of something, she still closed her eyes, and murmured in a tone that was about to fall asleep: "Did you guys cause trouble outside? Why do you have to lie to them with urine?"

Sun Xingzhe blushed.

There is nothing wrong with teasing monsters like this, but for some reason, when Master said this, he suddenly felt embarrassed.

Chen Tangtang whispered: "You guys are too bad."

Sun Xingzhe's ears became hot.

Good thing he's a blanket.

"And...is it poisonous? Those servants also drank your so-called holy water and had diarrhea all night."

Sun Xingzhe muffled: "It's not my fault, it's all Bajie, yes, it's his dirty, and Wujing, he urinates the most."

He waited for a while with his ears pricked up, but he didn't wait for Chen Tangtang to reply.

Is it because he seldom complains and is not proficient, so Master doesn't believe him?Could it be that Master thought it was all his fault?

No, this will not work.

A corner of the blanket covering Chen Tangtang's body poked out secretly to check her expression, only to see that her forehead was touching the pillar, and she just fell into a sweet sleep.

Sun Xingzhe's heart felt a little stuffy, but also a little sweet.

In the early morning of the next day, Chen Tangtang was woken up by the sound of the door opening. She touched her arm subconsciously, but found that there was no blanket on her body.

She looked up at the person who was going out, her eyes were sleepy and watery.

The gloomy deer demon stared at her, and asked in a tense voice, "Why are you here?"

Chen Tangtang said innocently, "Because no one has arranged a place for me yet."

"Where is the person who served?"

"He never came back and appeared to have had diarrhea overnight."

Deer Demon: "..."

He suddenly stepped back into the door, and closed the door again with a bang.

Chen Tangtang blinked his eyes, a little dazed.

What the hell is this monster doing?

Sun Xingzhe, who was hiding on the opposite eaves, narrowed his eyes.

Is this the kind of monster who wants the master to take care of him in the bath?

Heh, if you want to take Master's idea, it depends on whether you have the ability.

But even if you have the ability to reach the sky, the master with the root of ruthlessness will not respond in the slightest.

If you are moved, I'm sorry, the result will only be heartbreak.

The master didn't think of it, but he wouldn't remind them. The moment the master reveals his true identity will be the time for these monsters to suffer retribution.

Immortal Yangli and Immortal Huli inside the door stared at Immortal Luli's going out and coming in in a daze.

"Brother, what are you doing?" The tiger demon touched the back of his neck, "Did you forget anything?"

The deer demon said with a sullen face, "He's still outside."

"Who? Oh, that beautiful monk!" The tiger demon was surprised.

The sheep demon raised his eyes indifferently, and said slowly: "What are you worrying about? He is just a mortal, what can he do to us?"

The deer demon walked back and forth in the room: "You two don't understand."

The sheep demon curled up Qingsi: "I don't really understand, I only know that when you plan to put someone in your heart, you are always so cautious and worried."

The deer demon stopped abruptly, and Senhan's gloomy gaze fell on the sheep demon.

The sheep demon said indifferently: "Are you worried about this? Why don't you ask him what he thinks."

"How could it be so easy..." Before the deer demon finished speaking, he heard a "squeak" behind him, and the tiger demon pushed open the door and slipped the little monk in.

The little monk is really handsome and beautiful, especially the cinnabar mole on the center of the eyebrow is unique to his youth.

What a pity, why is he a monk.

The deer demon sat down with a sullen face.

The goat demon calmly watched the changes.

But the tiger demon rubbed his hands and asked, "What's your name?"

The corners of Chen Tangtang's eyes twitched, and he said in a small voice, "...so sweet."

The tiger demon opened his eyes wide: "Huh? I didn't hear clearly."

Chen Tangtang was shameless, and said loudly: "My original dharma name is really sweet!"

Amitabha, white lies, white lies.

"Pfft—" The goat demon who was drinking water spit out a mouthful of water.

"Cough-cough--" The deer demon's gloomy expression was reduced a lot because of the violent cough.

The tiger demon asked with a hearty smile, "Where is it so sweet?"

What the hell!

Do you want to be ashamed, even molesting monks?

Where is it so sweet?I want you to manage!

The poor monk is sweet everywhere!If you dare to speak, you will not die.

Chen Tangtang's expression was calm and dazed.

Even the deer demon couldn't bear it anymore, he reprimanded in a calm voice: "You have to show some face, do you think your tiger penis has nowhere to put it?"

The sheep demon turned his face away.

I really regret being in a nest with them, what a bunch of stinky hooligans.

The tiger demon was reprimanded by the deer demon, and his face turned red: "What nonsense are you talking about! I, I asked where he is from."

It turned out that it was not "Where is it so sweet?", but "Where is it so sweet?"

Deer Demon: "Oh."

Pretend you haven't lost face just now.

Sheep demon: "Oh."

Pretend you didn't think too much about it just now.

Chen Tangtang: "Oh."

Pretend...forget it, the poor monk is used to this level of misunderstanding.

Being so disturbed by them, the tiger demon directly forgot what he wanted to ask just now.

The deer demon gave him a blank look.

I knew he was useless as a big fool.

The deer demon said to Chen Tangtang: "We see that you are smarter, and we want to give you a chance, so that you don't have to do rough work like those monks."

"Yes."

Seeing that she couldn't even say a word of good things, the tiger demon was worried for her.

The deer demon raised his eyelids, looked at her eyes like the morning light, and said, "We have a secret, I hope you can keep it safe."

secret?

Chen Tangtang nodded.

The deer demon continued: "Every morning is when our mana is weakest. At that time, we will all change into our original form and have no power to resist. A child of a few years old can easily kill us. Since we want you to be close Serve, you must protect us."

Chen Tangtang: "But I don't have any martial arts..."

Before she finished speaking, she heard a "bang" behind her, and she turned her head immediately, only to see that Immortal Hu Li had turned into a yellow-haired tiger.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

A child of any age can easily kill you. Which child can kill a full-grown tiger?

Is it Nezha, or Red Boy?

The author has something to say: Deer Demon: Oops, the lies were not made up.

Sheep Demon: Forget it, I see that you want to release water.

Chen Tangtang: They are all hairy animals. The poor monk is so happy!