[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The deer demon didn't expect him to be so impatient, and covered his forehead with some discomfort.

The sheep demon said coldly: "It's not bad."

After all, he also "bang" and turned into an antelope.

Seeing that the matter has come to this, the deer demon glared at Chen Tangtang and said: "Take good care of our original body."

As he spoke, the person on the chair turned into a white-haired deer.

Even though he turned into a horned deer, Great Immortal Luli still had a restrained and gloomy appearance. He glanced at the fruit plate beside him, where he specially placed a dagger. If this little monk had a different intention, he would definitely not let it go this opportunity.

However, Chen Tangtang's head was already stuffed with fluff, and her hands were ready to move.

The yellow-haired tiger slapped its buttocks with its tail, and walked towards her with leisurely steps.

Chen Tangtang clenched his hands tightly.

The horned deer stared at the subtle movements of her palms.

Up for action?Hmph, he just said that the monk had no good intentions.

Her hand is raised.

The horned deer held its breath.

However, her hand dropped again.

The horned deer pursed its lips tightly.

The antelope grinned, as if mocking him silently.

The horned deer snorted coldly.

What do you know!Just watch, this little monk's wolfish ambition was exposed in a short while.

The antelope kicked off its hooves and walked towards Chen Tangtang with a "pat-pat-pat". He lowered his head and gently arched Chen Tangtang's back with his head.

As soon as Chen Tangtang looked back, he was immediately fascinated by his beautiful fur.

"It's so beautiful."

The antelope raised its chin.

Chen Tangtang finally couldn't bear it any longer, and secretly reached out his hand.

The horned deer tensed up.

at last……

She put her hand on the antelope's head and stroked it lightly.

The horned deer widened its eyes and almost turned into a silly deer.

The yellow-haired tiger groaned and laughed unceremoniously.

The antelope squinted, enjoying her tender caress.

Unexpectedly, she suddenly stopped caressing.

Antelope opened his eyes and stared at her dissatisfied, but met a pair of cautious eyes, as if he was a unique treasure in the world.

Antelope turned his head away, but he was still looking at her from the corner of his eye.

Chen Tangtang asked softly: "Is it possible?"

Humph, mortals.

The antelope's hooves scratched the ground a few times, making a "da da" sound, and he nodded condescendingly.

Forget it, let me and other mortals feel it.

Chen Tangtang smiled softly, opened his arms, and hugged his furry neck suddenly, with his cheeks sticking to the soft wool, rubbing back and forth from bottom to top, top to bottom.

The antelope suddenly became a fake sheep, with a stiff neck and dared not move.

Chen Tangtang almost cried with happiness.

Such a life is so wonderful, I really envy the servant before.

Suddenly, Chen Tangtang's back was pushed hard by something, she jumped towards the antelope unexpectedly, knelt on the ground, her whole face was buried in the fluffy hair on the antelope's chest.

Ah!

His fluffy chest hair also smells of grassy dew.

Even though Immortal Yang Li had a pure heart and a cold heart, he couldn't stand her enthusiastic offensive. His eyes flickered, and the wool wrapped around his body became warmer.

At this moment, Chen Tangtang felt the soles of his feet heat up.

She let out a cry of surprise, hugged the antelope's neck and looked back, only to see the yellow-haired tiger that pushed her to the ground, with its big head hanging down, sticking out its tongue and gently licking the soles of her feet.

There are barbs on the tiger's tongue, but he can freely control these barbs to be soft or hard, long or short.

Right now, he is very well controlled, and she only feels a burst of itching from the soles of her feet to her bones.

Chen Tangtang was so itchy that she couldn't bear it, and couldn't help laughing out loud. The laughter became louder and louder, and she fell to the ground.

"Don't! It's too itchy, haha—"

Because her arm was still around the antelope's neck, Immortal Yangli had no choice but to lie down beside her along with her strength.

Chen Tangtang rolled from his neck to his back with a smile all the time.

She stretched out her hand and touched the tiger's head.

Immortal Huli was struck by lightning instantly, and he didn't care about licking her anymore, he just kept burrowing into her arms, wanting her to touch his beautiful fur.

Chen Tangtang was almost overwhelmed by his fluff.

The Great Immortal Lu Li, who was standing on the sidelines, groaned twice, and communicated in a language that only they could understand: "You two are so useless, you just raised your hands and surrendered like this? It would be a breeze for her to kill you two now. !"

Yang Li squinted his eyes and had no time to pay attention to him.

Hu Li gasped for breath, and said: "Brother, you should try it too, really, she is so comfortable to touch."

The deer's mouth moved, staring gloomyly at the two useless tigers and sheep.

It's really a downturn in the world, and the demon heart is not ancient, so you just give mortals a hug?Want to show some face?

He pattered his hooves, raised his noble deer head, and came in front of Chen Tangtang.

Let me have a look, what kind of enchanting tricks do you monk have!

Unexpectedly, Chen Tangtang suddenly gave a bear hug, tightly hugging his vigorous body covered with deer hair.

Lu Lihe has never been so close to someone before, he hastily backed away.

However, this monk was so courageous that he directly touched the fluff on his back.

Lu Li's eyes widened, and his four hooves moved faster.

In a hurry, her hand touched his short tail.

All of a sudden, it was like a tiny lightning bolt piercing through the tail and spreading all over the body. Lu Li was excited, his ears were pricked up, and his tail was flapping rapidly.

For deer, yang energy gathers in the horns, yin blood gathers in the tail, and the tail of the deer also has the effect of strengthening the waist, nourishing the kidneys, and enhancing physical strength... How, how can it be touched by people!

But...damn it!She was so comfortable to touch that he didn't want to leave at all.

No, he can't fall, and now he is the only one left sober among the three.

Lu Li shuddered violently, finally came to his senses, exhausted his last bit of strength, and transformed back into a human form.

Chen Tangtang, who was groping around with a deer in his arms, turned into hugging a big man in a blink of an eye. The man's black hair was loose and his clothes were parted by her.

Chen Tangtang jumped up in surprise, and raised his hands high, indicating that he hadn't done anything.

She was thinking crazily in her heart: Amitabha, Amitabha, the poor monk just stroked the deer's hair, and did nothing else.

Lu Li stared at his loose clothes and half of his bare shoulder, his gloomy gaze slowly turned to her.

Chen Tangtang admitted his mistake with a good attitude: "Amitabha, poor... I don't want to either, I'm sorry."

In no mood?

Is his figure really that ugly?

With a hook of Lu Li's slender fingers, he rearranged his clothes and returned to his gloomy and ascetic appearance.

Seeing that Chen Tangtang was so frightened that he refused to smooth his hair any more, and that Yang Li also turned back into a human form in a bored manner. He leaned on the chair, drinking a cup of cold tea coldly, and glanced at Lu Li.

Lu Li: "..."

Stop staring at me with such sad eyes, let him touch you if you have the ability!

Hu Li also changed back to human form, and he gave Lu Li a wink - "Is it all right?"

Lu Li lowered his head and nodded slowly.

Hu Li said cheerfully: "Okay, you've passed the test, you can just serve us by our side from now on, and don't be a monk anymore..."

Chen Tangtang lowered his head and did not respond.

Hu Li stretched his waist, hammered his shoulders and said: "My shoulders are a little sore when I wake up in the morning, come and give me a hammer."

Lu Li and Yang Li stared at him at the same time.

"Hey, if you want, let's join together!" Hu Li sat cross-legged on the ground and said heartily.

Yang Li turned to Chen Tangtang: "I ask you a question."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

There was some doubt in Yang Li's cold eyes: "Aren't you afraid?"

Chen Tangtang didn't seem to react, and repeated seriously: "Afraid?"

"Yes."

Yang Li pointed to himself and the two of them: "The three of us are not human."

"Uh..." Chen Tangtang showed an embarrassed expression, "...because it's so pretty, I forgot."

The three demons felt uncomfortable at the same time.

Lu Li slammed the table, startling them.

"outrageous."

Lu Li stared at Chen Tangtang gloomyly: "Slick tongue, sweet talk, so you monks are all monks like this?"

Chen Tangtang's face was innocent, and his eyes were like a newborn deer, revealing a purity of ignorance of the world: "Huh? I don't have any."

Lu Li slapped the table hard again: "No sophistry, from now on, I won't let you speak, so don't!"

"Oh."

Hu Li laughed and said, "Forget it, let's go have breakfast."

Yang Li nodded, stood up indifferently, and gave Lu Li a meaningful look before leaving the door.

Lu Li stared at Chen Tangtang suspiciously and asked, "Is what you said true?"

Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

Lu Li's gaze became even more gloomy: "Hey, what do you think of me...ours?"

Chen Tangtang thought about the soft and silky hair, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Very beautiful."

"Nonsense, what do you think is beautiful about me?" Lu Li looked disgusted, but his eyes showed a bit of curiosity.

Chen Tangtang wanted to say that your tail is easy to touch, but her intuition told her that if she said that, something bad might happen, so she decided to settle for the next best thing——

"Your eyes are very beautiful."

Hearing this, the mockery on Lu Li's face grew stronger.

Doesn't he know that his eyes are always gloomy, and ordinary people would be scared to death by looking at them, so this little monk can still say good-looking without conscience, hum, sure enough, mortals are the most hateful in this world.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Chen Tangtang added: "Really, your eyes are special and unique."

Yes, there is no other deer in the world with eyes like this.

Lu Li stared at her: "Continue."

The poor monk even wanted to praise his eyes. Does this monster have no confidence in himself?

With compassion in his heart, Chen Tangtang stared at his defensive eyes more seriously: "Your eyes are very perverted..."

"Puff...cough cough cough!" Lu Li's eyes widened, and he looked at her in disbelief: "What did you say? What do you mean! Make it clear, be careful that I eat you!"

Color... what color is color!He won't, absolutely not!

Lu Li's head was about to explode. Although his face showed a look of anger, a corner of the wall in his heart had collapsed.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why is there such a big reaction?Also, do deer eat people?Aren't all deer eaten by humans?

Chen Tangtang was a little confused: "Poor... I didn't say anything bad, did I?"

Lu Li clutched his temples and stared at her with a headache: "You..."

He seemed to want to scold her, but he didn't know how to scold her. He wanted to scold her, but he couldn't open his mouth.

Chen Tangtang: "Your face is red?"

"Bastard! I am angry at you!"

"Oh."

Lu Li awkwardly put down his hand: "Say, you continue talking."

Here we go again, these monsters are really hard to understand.

Chen Tangtang looked natural and said, "Your eyes are suitable for you..."

"Wait!" Lu Li looked strange: "You said it's suitable? But what you just said was..."

It dawned on him suddenly.

From "fit" to "color", what a damn way to omit the pronunciation!

He covered his forehead and waved his hands, obviously not wanting to see her anymore.

From the beginning to the end, Chen Tangtang, who only watched him perform the process from embarrassment to annoyance, went out and bumped into Hu Li who was walking fast.

Hu Li touched her bald head, smiled and said to Lu Li: "The opportunity for revenge has come, just now that monkey brought his master to find the king."

Lu Li jumped up suddenly: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go."

Chen Tangtang's spirit was shaken, and he stared at Hu Li closely.

Amitabha, the poor monk does not want to kill you, but just wants to expose the truth so that the monks here will not suffer this catastrophe.

Hu Li smiled heartily: "You look at me like this, don't you want to follow me to have a look? Well, then go, just let you see my supernatural powers."

Lu Li said in a deep voice, "Hey, this is inappropriate."

Hu Li looked up at him, Lu Li seemed to see something in his eyes, and turned his head away: "Forget it, just go."

Hu Li shrugged, and asked Chen Tangtang excitedly: "How is it? Do you want to ride me?"

You are enough of you!

Yang Li came slowly, and said calmly: "If you say it, it will scare the little monk, right?"

"Actually, I have always wanted to ask the national teachers a question." Chen Tangtang asked hesitantly

Lu Li looked impatient: "Say it."

Hu Li and Yang Li also looked at her curiously, to see what interesting questions she could ask.

Chen Tangtang asked innocently: "Excuse me, how do tigers, deer and sheep mix together without conflict?"

She looked at Hu Li: "Daxian, don't you want to eat deer and sheep?"

Hu Li touched his chin, and said heartlessly: "Yes, sometimes I'm greedy."

Lu Li: "...the sheep go into the tiger's mouth."

Yang Li: "... Get lost!"

Yang Li: "... Get lost!"

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang: With so many hairs, the poor monk is a winner in life

Master of the Three Kingdoms: Then don’t leave

Fourth Apprentice: Hello!

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By the way, you know what?The thorns on the tiger's tongue are also called "silk nipples", tsk tsk~

And, there will be an update in the afternoon~