[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Nation... National teacher..." Chen Tangtang lowered his head, his voice soft.

The flickering candlelight reflected a hazy blush on her soft neck.

In the eyes of those three people, she looked like a timid little animal.

"I really don't know?" A cold voice sounded.

Chen Tangtang shook his head.

The tall man let out a deep laugh: "You little monk is interesting, they finally picked a good one."

"Okay, then let me tell you, you have to use your little head to remember clearly."

Chen Tangtang thought to himself: You haven't seen the poor monk's head covered with golden light, if he pushes you up, he will surely vomit blood from you.

The handsome man behind her stared at her neck, looking like he really wanted to bite her. He ground his teeth and said heartily: "We are the national teachers of Che Chi Kingdom, and I was named the Great Immortal of Huli. Over there The gloomy face is the Great Immortal Lu Li, and the cold man with the tattoo on his back is the Great Immortal Yang Li."

After hearing what he said, Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li glanced at him dissatisfied.

Immortal Huli smiled "hehe" and said, "Aren't I right?"

He whispered to Chen Tangtang again: "Do you remember?"

Chen Tangtang nodded.

Immortal Yang Li leaned against the edge of the pool and said coldly, "It's really a burden."

Great Immortal Huli grinned indifferently, and said chicly and straightforwardly: "I just like this herbivorous temperament."

Immortal Yang Li and Immortal Lu Li who belonged to herbivores glared at him together, but he seemed to be missing a muscle and didn't notice it at all. Instead, he swaggered to the white jade bed beside him and lay down naked~naked~ down.

"That monkey is really disgusting. He actually used this method to lie to you and me." The tiger demon suddenly said angrily.

The deer demon tidied up his clothes, and there was a hint of sternness on his pretty face: "I heard that he is escorting Tang Monk to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. If you want to go to the west, you can't get around this car. Chiguo, let's just sit back and wait for work. He delivered it himself."

The tiger demon slapped his thigh suddenly: "Brother, you are right, we can't deal with him monkeys, can't we deal with the others?"

The deer demon laughed lightly, but because of the vicious expression on her obviously restrained appearance, she became more charming: "At that time, it will be our chance to take revenge."

The tiger demon bared his teeth and smiled: "It's not yet known who will win the battle."

The deer demon looked at him coolly.

The tiger demon touched his head inexplicably: "What's wrong with all of you today, why are you all inexplicable, don't be stupid by drinking urine."

The three monsters recalled how they were deceived by Sun Xingzhe, who had turned into idols, into drinking their urine as holy water in the Sanqing Palace, and the three monsters all vomited.

There was also a hint of annoyance in the cold voice of the goat demon: "I told you to forget about it, but you just want to say, why? Is it a glorious thing to be tricked into drinking urine?"

It turned out that the disciples made such a mess, Chen Tangtang wanted to laugh, but thought that this was their territory, so he held back.

"You, go get some water." The deer demon ordered Chen Tangtang with a gloomy face.

Chen Tangtang obediently responded, she walked outside, and saw two jugs, one filled with water and the other filled with wine, however, the door was beside her.

She lightened her steps and was about to sneak open the door and escape.

A cold voice suddenly approached: "Hurry up."

Chen Tangtang hurriedly retreated from the door to the table.

The thin golden gauze was raised, and the goat demon's slender fingers grasped the gauze that could almost squeeze out water, like holding a handful of golden sand.

He put down his hand and took a few steps forward. The veil hung down, sticking intimately to his snow-white body, like the sun shining on the snow, exuding a delicate and cool beauty.

"What are you waiting for?"

Chen Tangtang turned his eyes away: "There is not much water left, only wine left."

The sheep demon tilted his head, and the blue hair slipped from his shoulders. He said slowly: "Oh, then give them wine."

He approached slowly, but brought a cool fragrance.

It's strange, obviously he just came out of the steaming hot tub, so he shouldn't be cooling off so quickly.

The sheep demon approached her.

Chen Tangtang raised his head cautiously, staggering the hidden parts of his body.

His hand stretched out towards her...but it brushed past her cheek and landed on the jug containing clean water. He raised his head and poured all the water in the jug into his mouth.

Chen Tangtang passed by him holding the jug of wine, and when she walked behind him, she turned her head and glanced at his back again.

The silver dragon on his back swam slowly as if it were real.

"What's wrong?" The sheep demon looked back, "What are you looking at?"

Chen Tangtang calmly said: "Mystery, the tattoo on your back is so beautiful."

Such straightforward compliments obviously benefited him very much. He moved his body and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "That's natural. This is a cold dragon that I have cultivated for a long time."

Cold Dragon?

Have not heard.

But this did not prevent Chen Tangtang from opening his clear and clear eyes, and sincerely said, "It's amazing."

She was born beautiful, and her eyes were pure and clear. When she spoke with such eyes, it seemed that every sentence came from her heart and sincerity.

The goat demon naturally also felt the gentle praise without conspiracy, and the corner of his mouth curved up even more: "You monk can still speak."

"What is his cold dragon? You haven't seen my ability." The tiger demon walked out carelessly.

Chen Tangtang immediately turned away.

"Hey, why don't you monk look at me? Could it be that you look down on me, Immortal Huli?"

The goat demon pursed her thin lips, and said with a sneer, "What are you looking at? Is it your dick?"

The tiger demon pinched his waist with both hands, crossed his legs and said: "You are blind, this is called two liang meat?"

The goat demon didn't bother to pay attention to him.

But the tiger demon turned to Chen Tangtang and said: "Let me tell you, I have the greatest ability. I can pray for rain. It's amazing!"

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Excellent, doesn't it mean that it can rain whenever you want?"

The tiger demon smiled heartily: "That is, do you want to see it now? If you want to see it, I will let you see it!"

The sheep demon reacted suddenly: "Hey! Did you drink too much?"

The tiger demon patted his cheek and said with a smile, "No."

The sheep demon said disgustedly: "This look is not because I drank too much."

Chen Tangtang's eyes suddenly lit up.

That's right, the poor monk can get them all drunk!

Chen Tangtang immediately hugged the jug and walked into the house: "Great Immortals, come and have a drink."

She carried the jug in, but saw the deer demon lying on the white jade bed with the back of his hand resting on his forehead, his cheeks flushed like a peach blossom.

He was still wearing white underwear, and the wet clothes stuck to his finely powdered skin, like pink buds wrapped in white petals, or bean paste stuffing in a nearly transparent panna cotta.

Hearing the sound, he put down his hand and turned his head.

Chen Tangtang poured a glass of wine and handed it to him.

He stared at her sullenly, without speaking.

Chen Tang Tang looked puzzled.

The deer demon avoided her sight and drank the wine in his hand.

Rubbing the rim of the golden cup with his thumb, he said slowly, "Why haven't I seen you?"

Why is he still obsessed with this?

Chen Tangtang felt that among the three immortals, this one was the most difficult to deal with.

Suddenly, a heavy arm rested on her shoulders, and Immortal Hu Li, who smelled of alcohol all over, came over.

"Yeah, you are such an obvious person, it is impossible for me to have no impression of you."

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "I've been...this time I was asked because everyone's stomach hurts."

Mentioning that everyone's stomach hurts, the three of them remembered the experience of being cheated again, and Qiqi started to pour wine and drink.

Chen Tangtang originally wanted to get them drunk, so he persuaded them to drink more diligently, and praised the tiger demon's ability in his mouth.

"Who wouldn't beg for rain..." The deer demon tilted his head halfway, and even his gloomy eyes looked wet because of a layer of mist, "I will cut open my heart, you know?"

He put his two fingers together, and slowly slid down his abdomen like a knife. This appearance does not look like cutting out the abdomen, but like when she went down the mountain before, the bold and coquettish flower girl in the market deliberately seduced her s method.

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "Sure enough."

The tiger demon patted himself on the neck with a "slap": "Come on, you come and hack, chop off my head and I can grow again."

Chen Tangtang's eyes widened.

Seeing that they drank more and more, they got drunk together.

Chen Tangtang got up slowly.

She walked out lightly.

Lying on the white jade bed as if drunk, the deer demon opened his eyes, staring at the direction she left with gloomy eyes.

After a while, he heard footsteps again, the deer demon showed a surprised expression, and closed his eyes again, but his eyes were not closed tightly, and he opened a small gap, looking at her secretly.

She brought three blankets, covered the three of them respectively, and rearranged the hands and feet of the three, before going out.

With a soft "squeak", the door was closed.

The tiger demon couldn't bear it first, sat up with the blanket in his arms, and said loudly: "Look, you insist on testing him. Although he is a monk, I think he is good. When I persuade him to return to vulgarity and join my sect, I will I will definitely treat him as my personal disciple and teach him all my skills."

The goat demon sneered: "Do you really regard him as a disciple? I see you are fascinated by sniffing around, you almost regard him as your daughter-in-law! He is a monk!"

The tiger demon's face turned red and white, "Fuck your ass!"

The goat demon looked again at the deer demon who lowered his head and rubbed his temples, wondering what he was thinking.

"Now, some people should be relieved? You still think too much, you are just a deer, why are you so thoughtful." The sheep demon looked cold.

The deer demon looked at the two men gloomyly: "Don't you both notice something is wrong? Who are you two? Are you the kind of person who trusts others? Not at all."

"Then why do you two trust him so much now and have so much affection for him? Isn't this still a problem?"

The tiger demon and the sheep demon froze.

The deer demon threw himself on the bed and covered his head with a blanket.

I don't know if I don't want to see the two of them, or if I don't want them to see his expression.

The author has something to say: the second update today, it is estimated that there will be another update in the evening