[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The cold and proud man glanced at Chen Tangtang, frowned slightly, and said softly, "It's you?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk interrupted you."

The man turned his head and ignored her, as if one thing is worse than one thing less.

Where have you seen it?

Chen Tangtang thought hard and finally thought of it.

By the way, Guanyin once turned into men and women to test her and his disciples. The man who knocked on her door in the middle of the night looked like this, but he was not as cold as him.

Do these gods like to become each other?

Amitabha, sure enough, gods can play.

Chen Tangtang asked softly: "This..." She paused before continuing: "Fairy Chang'e."

Is Fairy Chang'e a man?

The poor monk felt that his cognition had been impacted.

Chang'e turned her head and looked impatient: "If you don't want to call me by your name, don't."

My temper is not too good.

Chen Tangtang thought of the reminder from the heavenly general before, and cautiously said: "Fairy Chang'e, you... are so beautiful."

Chang'e glanced sideways, and her cheeks were blushed immediately, like a peach blossom forest blooming in the snow, the peach blossoms were fragrant and snowy, so beautiful.

He suddenly raised his voice and said, "What do you mean by pausing? Could it be that what you said was insincere?"

Chen Tangtang said in a deep voice: "Of course not, the fairy has a unique temperament."

Chang'e turned sideways, trying hard to flatten the corners of her raised lips, but she couldn't help but bend her lips: "You have good eyesight."

Really useful.

Chang'e raised her hand, her fingers slightly curled up and stuck to the side of her cheek, as if trying to see how hot her skin was.

He didn't look back, and said in a muffled voice: "Okay, I didn't expect a person like you to talk so sweetly. Tell me, where can I put you down?"

Chen Tangtang stood up from the clouds, and said in his mouth: "Thank you, I am going to the place where the Supreme Lord is."

"Oh, Taishang Laojun...quick, hide!"

In the middle of speaking, Chang'e seemed to be startled by something suddenly. His palm pressed on the top of her head and pushed her down violently.

Chen Tangtang didn't stand for long before he fell on the cloud again.

Chen Tangtang: "...what happened?"

Chang'e said urgently, "Don't talk."

He looked around, as if he was looking for something, but kept peeping into the distance, as if something that frightened him was approaching.

Finally, he gritted his teeth, waved the clouds, and buried those soft clouds on Chen Tangtang's body, then suddenly lifted up the hem of his clothes, which looked like flowing clouds, and covered his head over Chen Tangtang's face.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

She immediately closed her eyes, not daring to look around at all.

However, when she closed her eyes, her other organs became more sensitive. The sweet scent of osmanthus on his clothes made her dizzy, and his cold and arrogant voice came from her ears——

"True Monarch."

The wind swept over, and the sweet and greasy aroma dissipated a little.

The person who met Fairy Chang'e let out a deep "hmm".

Chen Tangtang held his breath.

"Zhenjun, go slowly." Chang'e's voice relaxed a little.

Chen Tangtang also heaved a sigh of relief.

However, just halfway through the breath, Chang'e's voice suddenly raised: "Why did the true monarch look back?"

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hands and clenched his collar tightly. As she breathed, the hem of his clothes rubbed against her nose. Her nose was itchy and she really wanted to sneeze.

No, you can't reveal your secrets!

Chen Tangtang loosened his grip on his collar and covered his mouth.

The steady male voice rang again: "Has Fairy Chang'e ever seen any outsiders?"

Chang'e said indifferently: "Outsiders? Is there such a thing?"

The man turned to ask again: "Why is your cloud so thick today?"

Although Chen Tangtang looked calm, his hands and feet were already cold.

Presumably the person who was checking outside was Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. Just standing there, there was an unknown sense of oppression approaching her.

Chang'e sighed, with a slightly embarrassed voice: "Erlang God, do you really have to ask so clearly?"

Chang'e seemed a little annoyed: "I think I'm a little short. Is it against the rules of heaven if I want to be taller?"

"Sorry, that's where the duty lies."

Chen Tangtang could almost imagine Chang'e grinding her teeth secretly.

Chang'e suddenly said: "I remembered, I just passed the Nantian Gate, and there seems to be an outsider there... Hey, Zhenjun?"

The oppressive feeling disappeared suddenly, as if the Erlang God had left.

After a while, Chang'e quietly drove up the cloud, neither talking to Chen Tangtang nor letting her out.

After all, Chen Tangtang was in an unfamiliar place, so he didn't dare to move at will.

After a while, her eyes suddenly lit up, and Chang'e had already taken back the sweet hem.

Chang'e glared at her, and said helplessly, "You are really going to cause trouble for me. If I had known that I would be caught, I wouldn't have helped you."

Chen Tangtang also knew the danger just now, and thanked him repeatedly: "The fairy is beautiful and kind-hearted, she should be the most beautiful woman in the three realms."

His face turned red all of a sudden.

Chang'e raised her chin and snorted coldly: "Slick tongue, are you really a monk? Yes, you are not a monk, who is?"

What he said was weird, as if he knew her very well.

"Fairy..."

"Stop talking, come down quickly, come down quickly, if someone asks, don't say that I brought you here."

Before Chen Tangtang had time to ask—why Fairy Chang'e is a man, he had already left on the cloud.

Chen Tangtang watched her back disappear into the sea of ​​clouds, scratched his cheek, turned around, but was startled by the sudden appearance of the two.

Two identical faces were staring at her intently.

"You're finally here."

"Hmph, it's probably not for us."

Both of them have black hair and eyes of different colors of gold and silver.

Chen Tangtang asked softly: "The two are..."

"You won't forget, will you?"

"Isn't she like this, do you expect her to remember?"

Although one person's tone was gentle and the other's tone was arrogant, their expressions were exactly the same disappointed.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Don't act as if the poor monk has scummed you, the poor monk just thought about it for a while.

"The two misunderstood, the poor monk does remember the two."

One person was suspicious in a gentle tone: "Really?"

One person retorted arrogantly: "I don't believe it, why don't you tell me?"

These two people were soft and hard, attacking from left to right, really made Chen Tangtang lose his temper.

Chen Tangtang pointed to the two of them and said: "Golden horn and silver horn, right? The poor monk has not forgotten."

Jin Jiao said warmly: "That's great, you didn't forget me."

Yinjiao: "Maybe I will forget it in the future."

Jin Jiao: "Do you want to make a guarantee?"

Silver Horn: "Hmph, it's good to swear."

Jin Jiao looked at Yin Jiao reproachfully: "Brother, she's not that kind of person."

Yin Jiao was dissatisfied: "Brother, you always speak for her."

Jin Jiao's eyes were soft, he stared at Chen Tangtang and said: "I also know that brother, you don't mean what you say, don't you miss her? Why did someone say such a thing in front of you?"

"I... I didn't!"

Ginkaku folded his arms, stretched his neck and yelled.

"So..." The two looked at Chen Tangtang at the same time, with two pairs of golden eyes and two pairs of silver eyes shining brightly.

Chen Tangtang clutched his forehead, his head was a little dizzy from the singing and arguing of the two, and he always felt that the two of them had already dug a hole and were waiting for her.

"uncomfortable?"

"Let's go to Laojun for some medicine."

The two of them held her hand and led her inside.

etc!Such a passionate poor monk can't accept it!

Chen Tangtang stopped abruptly.

Both Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked at her suspiciously.

Jin Jiao asked warmly: "What's wrong?"

Silver Horn awkwardly asked: "Hey, what are you doing again!"

"Are you waiting at the door for the arrival of the poor monk?"

"Yes."

"no!"

Golden Horn and Silver Horn looked at each other.

Yinjiao looked away and muttered: "Yes, yes, you are very proud, aren't you?"

Jin Jiao said softly: "It was Taishang Laojun who counted on your arrival and let the two of us come to welcome you."

Taishang Laojun?Do you want to take the initiative to deliver medicine to the poor monk?

"Then what are you waiting for, don't make Taishang Laojun wait for a long time."

After finishing speaking, Chen Tangtang dragged the two of them forward quickly.

Golden Horn: "..."

Silver Horn: "..."

You must be too impatient.

After she walked a few steps away, Jin Jiao came back to his senses and said, "That... the holy monk..."

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang's eyes were clear.

Yinjiao covered his face: "You went wrong."

"how come?"

Chen Tangtang looked back and forth, looked left and right, there was only one palace here, and one road, so how could he go wrong?

Don't be fooled by the poor monk. Although the poor monk is a fool, he will not get lost on only one road.

Yin Jiao seemed to have sensed Chen Tangtang's self-confidence, and he asked with a smile, "Oh? Then what should you do if you made a mistake?"

"Then...then..." The poor monk ate the palace in front of him.

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, Jin Jiao immediately smoothed things over: "Brother, you have passed, how can you talk to the holy monk like that."

Yinjiao gave a "tsk" and said with a stinky face, "Okay, okay, you are the good guy, and I am the bad guy."

Jin Jiao looked at Chen Tangtang with a smile and said, "The holy monk really went to the wrong place."

Chen Tangtang's eyes widened.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao suddenly leaped into the sky, and took Chen Tangtang to step on the clouds and fly towards the sky. When they flew to a certain height, another palace appeared.

Yinjiao raised his eyebrows: "How is it? You still don't believe me when I tell you."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

How did the poor monk know that the houses here are actually built upwards!

Do you really want to eat the palace in front of you?

Chen Tangtang secretly glanced at the palace below.

The palace also seemed to have aura, and she trembled a few times when she saw it.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why do you feel that the poor monk is like a beast that persecutes living beings, no, no, no, don't get me wrong, the poor monk will not eat you, not food.

Soon, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao led her into a room filled with the fragrance of medicine.

Chen Tangtang took a deep breath, only feeling refreshed.

"Excuse me..." Her figure echoed in the empty and cool palace.

Is there no one here?

Chen Tangtang pinched the Buddhist beads in his hand and said "Amitabha".

"Tang Monk, you are here again." The voice seemed to come from all directions, startling Chen Tangtang.

"Amitabha, the poor monk came this time..."

"You don't need to say, I already know the purpose of your visit this time."

At this time, a gourd on the table next to it suddenly tilted slightly, the stopper fell off by itself, and a golden pill jumped out by itself.

"This is the Nine Revolutions Resurrection Pill."

Chen Tangtang quickly stretched out his hand, and the bulging pill fell into her palm.

She clasped her hands together: "Thank you, Laojun, but there is one more thing..."

"No more, no more," Laojun's voice was a little annoyed, "there are only two Great Dream Resurrection Pills in total, and they are all given to you...the new one was destroyed because of..."

Chen Tangtang didn't hear the words clearly, but he could tell from his sad tone that something bad had happened.

Chen Tangtang hurriedly lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes: "The poor monk forced it. You have helped the poor monk a lot, and the poor monk really shouldn't push forward."

Taishang Laojun chuckled lightly, and the voice was scattered in the green smoke.

"You are more in my eyes than that monkey. Anyway, he has stolen so many pills himself, so I will also give you a meeting gift."

After all, the gourd on a shelf also tilted slightly, and dozens of fine emerald green pills popped out, which seemed to be all the stock in the gourd.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

This color always feels a bit indescribable.

Taishang Laojun said: "This medicine strengthens the body, and it is harmless to eat more. You can take it as a snack on the road and eat it."

"Physical fitness?"

Taishang Laojun said "Yes": "If you eat a lot, you will naturally prolong your life."

Chen Tangtang suddenly remembered that the good medicine that was said to be able to "replenish lean blood" in the small jade bottle sent by Zhen Yuanzi was all in her good apprentice!

Along the way, there are so many monsters who want to eat the poor monk to make up for their insufficiency, so prepare more, and you will always be prepared.

Chen Tangtang carefully asked: "What else is it effective for? Can it replenish lean blood?"

Taishang Laojun paused, and said in a strange voice: "Ah, if you need it."

What do poor monks need!Be the goblins along the way needed!

Chen Tangtang thanked him again, but still did not go out.

Taishang Laojun was also surprised: "If you have anything else you want, you might as well say it together."

Chen Tangtang then talked about how his apprentice's temperament changed drastically because of the Great Dream Resurrection Pill.

Taishang Laojun said lightly: "Fortune and misfortune depend on each other. What you think is a misfortune may not be a blessing."

Chen Tangtang looked bewildered.

Suddenly, there was a "boom" on the forehead as if something had knocked on it.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand, and the yellow pill that had hit Chen Tangtang landed on her hand.

"You are such an elm-headed person," Taishang Laojun scolded with a smile, "but fortunately you are not enlightened."

Chen Tangtang rubbed his forehead.

"You, how do you know that what they showed to you before was their true character? Maybe after losing it, they will show their true character."

When Chen Tangtang thought of how domineering and wicked his eldest apprentice looked after losing his memory, he became more and more confused.

"Boom" the second pill hit Chen Tangtang's forehead, this time it was a pink one.

"Don't think too much, just do what you want, even if they add up, you won't be able to move you in the slightest. After all, you have the blessings of fortune, the protection of the Buddha, and the blessings of various gods and bodhisattvas."

"Huh?" So the poor monk is so powerful?

Chen Tangtang looked at his soft fingers, but he still didn't see where all these blessings went. Could it be that the poor monk's internal strength is particularly strong?

"You go, sometimes it's a blessing not to know anything."

With the voice falling, a silver elixir hit Chen Tangtang's eyebrows heavily.

Chen Tangtang touched the cinnabar mole on his forehead, and felt that Taishang Laojun had so many pills that he could throw them away at will, and even used the point between her eyebrows as a target.

"Well, thank you, poor monk, leave."

As her words fell, a gentle breeze sent her outside the door.

Chen Tangtang turned and left, passing by a boy who stumbled towards him.

"Hey, it's not good, it's not good!" The boy crashed into the palace.

Taishang Laojun said seriously: "Why are you in such a panic?"

The little boy cried and said, "I, I accidentally put the medicine in the wrong gourd."

"What medicine is wrong?"

"It's the green Qi Yang Pill and the green..."

Taishang Laojun suddenly felt bad: "And what?"

The little boy faltered: "It's the furnace of pills that were discarded in the furnace."

Is it the Great Dream Resurrection Pill that has been practiced and abandoned?

Taishang Laojun was anxious: "Didn't I order you to throw it away?"

The little boy sniffed miserably: "I, I couldn't bear it, so I just found a gourd and put it in it."

Taishang Laojun covered his face with his hands.

The little boy cried bitterly and said: "So, the long-chun pills of that gourd are just put into the gourd of Yangqi Dan, can I exchange them back?"

Taishang Laojun flicked his tail: "It's too late, you can't get it back, because I gave away all the qi nourishing pills in that gourd."

Little boy: "...!!!"

Taishang Laojun slapped his thigh and sighed repeatedly: "God's will, it's all God's will."

So a gourd of medicine to make a man angry has entered Chen Tangtang's hands, is it God's will or something?

When Chen Tangtang left the gate of the palace, she couldn't find the way back, because the palace stood alone on a cloud, and she couldn't fly, and she didn't have the magical power to control clouds, so she didn't know what to do. .

At this moment, a crane crowed in the distance.

Chen Tangtang turned his head to look, and saw a crane flying towards him like he was drunk.

It wasn't until the crane flew closer that Chen Tangtang realized that there was still a person on the crane's back, but that person's jade crown was skewed, and he looked a little embarrassed.

"Taibaijinxing? How do you describe it like that?"

Taibai Jinxing covered his face and said: "I finally found you, how could you leave your apprentice so easily?"

Chen Tangtang was helpless: "It's all accidents."

Taibai Jinxing swallowed and spit: "You can go and have a look, if you are not here, then the Great Sage is a fierce tiger who opened the gate, and it seems that he is about to cause a catastrophe again!"

Chen Tangtang was already worried about his apprentice, upon hearing this, he immediately stepped forward: "It's really causing you trouble."

Taibai Jinxing sighed: "You must remember clearly in the future, you must never leave your apprentices for half a step."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Isn't it right?Didn't the poor monk lose any privacy?

Taibai Jinxing pulled her to get on the crane.

Chen Tangtang stopped in his tracks.

Taibai Jinxing was in a hurry and asked, "Why don't you move?"

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "I just saw it from a distance, you seem to have drunk fake wine, this poor monk really dare not sit down."

Taibaijinxing: "..."

Fake wine shit!

Taibai Jinxing was trembling with anger, but still had a stiff smile on his face: "It's not all because of your good apprentice!"

"Good job?" Chen Tangtang smiled proudly, "Thank you, thank you!"

This is not to praise you, hey!Can you master and apprentice stop being so unconscious!

Taibai Jinxing pointed at the crane's butt and said, "Look, take a good look!"

Chen Tangtang looked over, and saw that the white feathers on the crane's buttocks were all bald, only a red buttocks were exposed.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang exclaimed, "The Immortal family is really powerful, even the cranes are transformed from monkeys."

"Monkey ghost...cough cough!" Taibai Jinxing, consciously slipping his tongue, hastily coughed a few times, "I turned out to be a clean, white and tender good crane! It was your apprentice who caught fire, and it's over. Burned all the hair on its buttocks, and even the buttocks were roasted red."

The crane flapped its wings, wailed, and shed tears of sadness.

Chen Tangtang frowned and said: "The fairy family's words... the poor monk is a little suspicious, as the saying goes: If you can't slap a palm, maybe..."

Taibai Jinxing: "...Oh, did my crane purposely join the fire set by the Great Sage?"

With pure eyes, Chen Tangtang nodded solemnly and said, "That's not ruled out."

Taibaijinxing: "..."

So angry!

"Forget it, forget it, don't argue about this, go and stop the Great Sage, and call the little Sage Erlang in a while, then the matter will really become a big deal."

"En." Chen Tangtang nodded.

At this moment, there was another crane cry not far away.

The red-bottomed crane buried its head directly under its wings, as if it was ashamed to see the crane.

Taibai Jinxing sighed: "Why did you recruit him again?"

Chen Tangtang looked suspicious: "Who?"

Taibai Jinxing stared at Chen Tangtang, as if he didn't know what to say, angry, anxious and helpless.

Chen Tang and Tang Wen said softly, "Don't be in a hurry, the immortal family, just speak slowly!"

Taibaijinxing: "..."

Even if he has a good temper, he will be pissed off.

Who...wasn't it all because of you!

Soon, the crane and the person with the immortal spirit on the crane came before him. The person was also an acquaintance, and it was Chen Tang Tangbai's elder brother—Zhen Yuanzi.

When Chen Tangtang saw an acquaintance, he raised his voice, "Brother!"

Taibai Jinxing was so startled by this sound that his heart trembled wildly, and he thought to himself: What a crime, what a crime!

A smile also appeared on Zhen Yuanzi's cold face. He considered his words, and then called softly, "Sister Tang...brother."

Passerby Taibai Jinxing: "..."

Sweet, so sweet, the teeth are going to be sweet.

The author has something to say: I updated it earlier today, and it is thick and long~

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small theater:

Pair of golden horns and silver horns

Tang Tang: You are my pair of wings, neither can be missing! 【Scumbag Theory】

Pair of elixir

Tang Tang: Damn it, when the Great Dream Resurrection Pill burns out, it turns into the Chun~yaochang~chun pill, so what is the Great Dream Resurrection Pill?