[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"It's a good thing you came here, Xing Zhe, otherwise I really don't know what to do as a teacher." Chen Tangtang breathed out lightly.

Sun Xingzhe froze, let go of his hand, and one of Bajie's legs hit the ground with a "bang".

Chen Tangtang was startled.

"Master, you..." Sun Xingzhe turned his head away, "Forget it, anyway, Master, you don't know what you mean."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Being a teacher is not a fool, how could he not know what he said.

"One more thing, there is a well in this garden..." Chen Tangtang told about the Well Dragon King.

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "Leave this matter to me, Master, don't worry."

"Amitabha, disciple, you are very kind."

Chen Tangtang suddenly felt a suction force.

Oops, she's waking up.

"Apprentice, Master is about to return to his body, and I will leave everything to you."

"Master..."

Before Sun Xingzhe finished speaking, Chen Tangtang's figure flickered and disappeared out of thin air.

Sun Xingzhe's half-stretched hand hangs down feebly.

His golden eyes were hidden in the night, and he couldn't really see the expression in them.

"The voice is coming from there, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, I don't know if there are assassins."

"Follow me to have a look."

A voice came from afar.

Sun Xingzhe walked up to Bajie, but he didn't like it at all.

However, because it was entrusted by the master...

He sighed, put Bajie on his shoulders, and then rode up on the clouds, ready to find the well that the master had mentioned.

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Chen Tangtang woke up suddenly from the bed, but found a shadow approaching on the bed, she subconsciously kicked it out.

The shadow fell to the ground with an "ouch".

Chen Tangtang stood up and looked at the people on the ground.

Moonlight poured in from the window, shining on the man's reddish face.

The prince's long hair was scattered, and he looked shy and embarrassed. He was the one who was obviously rude just now, but there was a youthful innocence and innocence in him, as if no matter how rude he was, he was not very annoying.

"Amitabha, why is the prince here?" Chen Tangtang asked indifferently, as cold as moonlight.

The prince said "ah", a strand of hair stuck to his lips, his eyes flicked left and right uneasily, and he said: "It was the maid who said that there is something wrong with you, Sister Fairy, and I came here because I was worried about Sister Fairy."

Chen Tangtang stared at his obscene clothes: "Come here dressed like this?"

The prince stood up, patted the clothes calmly, and said with a smile: "Yes, because I have been thinking about my sister all the time, I don't have time to get dressed."

He raised his face and tried his best to look like Chen Ken.

However, Chen Tangtang didn't believe a single bit of what he said.

"By the way, why did my sister have almost no breath just now? It's like... like..."

The eyes of the prince wavered, revealing a worried expression: "Is there something wrong with my sister? I can ask the imperial doctor to check on my sister. If my sister needs any valuable medicinal materials, I will also get them for my sister. "

Chen Tangtang: "..."

With almost no breath, you still have to take off your clothes and get so close?

It's not that the poor monk wants to misunderstand you, but that your actions have misunderstood the poor monk too much.

"Amitabha, it's not a disease, but a kind of supernatural power of the poor monk... the poor monk..."

Prince: "..."

The prince immediately expressed admiration: "Are you pretending to be dead? Sister Fairy is really amazing!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk wants to beat you up.

"By the way, there is one thing this poor monk wants to tell you, Prince."

The prince sat beside Chen Tangtang, and said softly, "Sister Fairy, please tell me."

He stared at Chen Tangtang with shining eyes, like stars in the dark.

Chen Tangtang ignored his salivating expression, pondered for a while, and then slowly said: "I don't know if His Royal Highness has ever doubted that your father is no longer the real father."

The prince didn't seem to react. After a long time, he suddenly jumped up and stared at Chen Tangtang closely. A trace of gloom flashed in his eyes, and then turned into gentleness again.

The prince smiled and said, "Is the fairy sister in a sleepy state? What are you talking about?"

Chen Tangtang vaguely seemed to have noticed something. This His Highness the Crown Prince must not be ignorant of all the truth.

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Really?"

The prince picked up the Chen Tangtang quilt and shook it, and said in a warm voice: "Yes, sister Fairy must not have woken up yet, how about...Sister Fairy sleeps again, and I will guard my sister here so that I can let you sleep Be at ease."

You are guarding here, is the poor monk afraid that he will lose something after waking up?

"No, poor monk or... prince?"

Chen Tangtang suddenly found that the prince was holding the quilt, and stood still without blinking his eyes.

She stretched out her hand and shook it in front of the prince, but the prince's eyes still did not move.

"Bang" sound.

Chen Tangtang turned his head suddenly, and saw Bajie with disheveled hair thrown face down on the ground.

Could it be——

"Disciple?" Chen Tangtang tried to speak.

"Master, what's the matter?"

Chen Tangtang turned his head again, and saw Sun Xingzhe throwing the emperor's body down the well.

Sun Xingzhe was drenched all over, and the ends of his blond hair were still dripping, soaking the carpet.

He picked up his hair in trouble, and shook it casually.

"Teacher, go take a hot bath, don't get cold." Chen Tangtang advised.

Sun Xingzhe's golden eyes flashed, and he looked away to the side, and said in his mouth: "What is so troublesome, I will do it myself in a while. Anyway, I am in good health and will not get sick."

The thin black clothes stuck to his vigorous body, clearly outlining the outline of his muscles.

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes and said "Amitabha".

sin, sin.

Sun Xingzhe tilted his head and asked in a low voice, "Why doesn't Master look at me?"

Chen Tangtang changed the subject and said, "I don't know how things are going?"

Sun Xingzhe smiled: "Fortunately, I did not disgrace my life, but the old emperor is dead. We have to go to the Taishang Laojun to borrow a Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled: "We?"

"Yeah, doesn't Master want to go to the sky to have a look?"

His proposal really made Chen Tangtang's heart itch.

Chen Tangtang clenched his hands, and asked in a low voice, "Will I make things difficult for you, disciple?"

"How could it be? I can't go anywhere in the sky and the earth?" He raised his eyebrows and smiled, his expression was arrogant and domineering, his eyes sparkled, "Since I can go, why can't my master go?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

Good disciple, being a teacher did not hurt you in vain.

Sun Xingzhe scratched his slightly hot cheeks: "It's not too late, let's set off quickly."

Chen Tangtang nodded, then hesitated: "But, what should they do?"

Facing the "corpses" on the ground, Sun Xingzhe suddenly breathed out, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was suddenly naked.

Chen Tangtang suddenly turned around.

Amitabha, Amitabha, the poor monk did not intend to see, forgive sin forgive sin.

Alas, what a poor monk has sinned today!big?

Sun Xingzhe let out a "hey" and put his junior brother Bajie and His Highness the Crown Prince on the bed, and then stuffed the old emperor under the bed. After finishing the bed curtains, he clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Master, let's go!" , and it won't take long."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Do you ever bully your junior like this?

Sun Xingzhe seemed to be aware of what she was thinking, and said bluntly: "Anyway, he will have no memory in the future, so what's the matter?"

Also.

Chen Tangtang followed his big apprentice to the Heavenly Palace without any psychological pressure.

However, halfway through, Chen Tangtang suddenly thought, although Bajie would lose his memory, what about the prince?

The prince woke up and saw, well, what a psychological shadow this will cause.

"Master, look." Sun Xingzhe suddenly pointed forward.

At the end of the colorful clouds and mists, there is a majestic white jade gate, which is magnificent, and just standing here can shock the hearts of those who see it.

Sun Xingzhe said: "I know all the people guarding the gate. When I go to talk to them, Master, you can take the opportunity to go in."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

I'm a little bit excited.

Sun Xingzhe turned around and jumped over, chatting casually with the heavenly soldiers and generals who were guarding the gate.

Chen Tangtang moved his footsteps lightly, ready to walk towards the door, but suddenly met with General Yitian.

This day, the general's appearance is imposing, his posture is elegant, and he looks vaguely familiar.

When the man saw Chen Tangtang, his pupils shrank, and he said in surprise, "Why are you here!"

He clenched his hands tightly together and said "yes" repeatedly, seemingly out of joy.

Excuse me, does the poor monk know you?

Before Chen Tangtang could ask, he suddenly pulled Chen Tangtang to hide behind the door, and asked repeatedly: "Did you encounter some kind of hardship on the road and ask for help? You said, as long as I can help, I will definitely help. "

It's a good feeling.

Chen Tangtang asked softly: "Do you know where the Supreme Lord is? I want to find him."

He frowned: "Are you sick? Or something uncomfortable?"

Chen Tangtang shook his head and said nothing.

He lowered his eyes and said softly: "I also know that I have done a lot of stupid things to you in the lower realm. Not only did you not ignore me, but you also trusted me... I have nothing to ask for."

Sorry, that's because the poor monk really doesn't know you anymore.

"Of course the Taishang Laojun is in his residence, so it's easy to find, but how did you come here at this point? Recently, because there are more gods who descended to the earth privately, the Jade Emperor was furious, so he asked Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun to step up inspections. He is upright. , you are with him again in the sky...you must be very careful, don't get caught."

Wait, you make it clear, what did the poor monk do?

The man took Chen Tang and Tang Chaoyun for a few steps, and told him: "The Fairy Chang'e will pass by here in a while, so you can hide in his clouds. He is cold and arrogant, and he is afraid of trouble, so he may ignore you." , but you just say 'you are so beautiful' and he will help you."

Co-authored gods also like to listen to good things, but no need, the apprentice of the poor monk is still there.

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, the man exclaimed: "Hey, Fairy Chang'e came earlier today, let me help you."

As he said that, his big hand pushed hard behind Chen Tangtang, and Chen Tangtang was wrapped in floating clouds, and fell headlong into a mass of soft clouds.

Chen Tangtang pulled Yun Duo and looked down, only to see the man waved at Chen Tangtang, smiled very softly, and mouthed "Don't thank me too much".

Thanks... damn!

Disciple, disciple, here is the teacher——

Chen Tangtang stretched out his arms, but watched helplessly as the distance between himself and the Nantianmen grew farther and farther, and finally he couldn't see anything.

Who is that man!

The poor monk can understand your desire to do good deeds, but it is too speechless for you to do such a good deed.

I saw the white clouds drifting farther and farther away, and I don't know where they will end up.

Chen Tangtang struggled to poke his head out of the soft clouds, but a cold voice came from beside his ears——

"Are you really not coming back? If you are caught by Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, I am afraid that I will not be able to save you."

Chen Tangtang followed the prestige, and saw a frail figure in back and a black hair as bright as sandalwood tied up with sweet-scented osmanthus branches.

The figure is cold and aloof, but the sweet fragrance of osmanthus blossoms can be heard from the sleeves.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but think of the poems chanted by some madmen when they passed under the window of the winery, such as "ice muscles and jade bones darkly ecstasy", "beautiful man with fragrance of flowers full of sleeves" and so on.

Is this Fairy Chang'e?

male?

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, the man suddenly said coldly: "Stop talking, the clouds have been dirty again."

He threw it casually, as if throwing a shiny mirror into the clouds.

What a waste, it's a magic weapon anyway.

Forget it, they are all belongings outside the body, and they are not belongings outside the poor monk's body.

Chen Tangtang was distracted thinking, but the person in front of him slowly turned around.

At this moment, the clouds and mists were lingering, and the colorful clouds were drooping. He looked back above the clouds.

I saw his bright eyes and white teeth, his long eyebrows and cold eyes, his complexion was cold and white, even his lips were pale, and the cold air that could not be melted was condensed all over his body. He looked like a person carved from ice, but he had a unique Her cold charm seems to have three parts of a woman's softness, three parts of a man's rigidity, and four parts of her coldness, which is the only temperament in the world.

It's just, this face... Has she seen it before?