[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"You are..."

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly said: "Something happened, Tang Seng is needed to help."

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at his miserable crane, the disgust in his eyes could be seen even by a blind person.

"This...can really carry people?"

Taibai Jinxing squeezed out a smile: "Why not? When I came..."

Zhen Yuanzi looked at Chen Tangtang, smiled and said, "Why don't I take you there?"

Compared with the bald crane, of course Zhen Yuanzi's crane is better.

Without hesitation, Chen Tangtang quickly chose sides.

Taibai Jinxing had no choice but to hold his miserable crane and lead the way ahead.

That crane almost wanted to die.

Farts, butts are all seen.

Zhen Yuanzi's crane gave a long cry, as if mocking.

Zhen Yuanzi grabbed Chen Tangtang's hand and put it on his waist, and said in a low voice, "Be careful."

Chen Tangtang opened his fingers and didn't dare to grab his waist at all.

"Huh?" Zhen Yuanzi said softly.

"No need, the poor monk can stand firm."

Zhen Yuanzi turned around, looked at the indifferent Chen Tangtang, sighed in his heart, but said in his mouth: "Are you worried about something?"

Chen Tangtang did not speak.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at her white and almost transparent fingers, and said in a low voice: "Haven't we two become sworn brothers? From then on, you and I are half brothers."

God damn brother!

Chen Tangtang always felt that his eyes were piercing his hair, and he didn't dare to answer casually at all.

Seeing Chen Tangtang being so cautious, Zhen Yuanzi had no choice but to sigh softly.

After flying for a while, I saw the smog in front of me, and there seemed to be white flour floating in the sky.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help coughing, and his cheeks became sickly red.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at her cheek, his eyes became deeper and deeper.

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly shouted: "Great Sage! Great Sage! Your master is here—"

The gods who accidentally got involved in this chaos also shouted in the flour mist where they couldn't see each other clearly: "Great Sage, your master is here!"

All of a sudden, the voice of "Master is here" rose and fell.

"What? Master!" A cold voice exploded.

All the immortals said in unison: "Yes, yes, yes, great sage, go quickly, go quickly!"

Just when a few people thought the chaos was over, there was a sudden "Wow" in the mist.

"Howling dog!"

"Little Sheng Erlang!"

Taibai Jinxing hurriedly said: "It's not good! It's not good!"

Chen Tangtang was also worried about her apprentice, she inadvertently looked at Zhen Yuanzi.

Zhen Yuanzi said in a low voice: "You look at me like this, how can I not follow you?"

Chen Tangtang's goosebumps jumped out, and he hurriedly asked, "Brother, is there any good way?"

Zhen Yuanzi showed a gentle and restrained smile, and he looked at her deeply: "It's up to my younger brother."

"Poor monk?"

He raised his hand, his sleeves fluttered in the wind, and his cool fingertips pressed right between her eyebrows.

Chen Tangtang only felt a comfortable coolness, and the bag that was knocked out by Taishang Laojun seemed to be slowly healing.

"How dare you be rude to Master!" Sun Xingzhe's voice suddenly exploded.

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes turned cold, and he reprimanded lightly: "Troublesome!"

As he spoke, he waved his sleeves, and the mist created by the flour quickly hit, engulfing everyone in it.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand, but found that the fog was so thick that he couldn't even see his palm clearly.

It really sucks.

At this moment, a hand suddenly held her hand, and she floated out following the strength of that hand.

who is it?

Chen Tangtang squinted his eyes, but he couldn't see anything except the mist.

"How dare you!" Zhen Yuanzi said angrily, but got farther and farther away.

Huh?Isn't the person holding her hand Zhen Yuanzi?

"Master? Who? Let my master go!" Sun Xingzhe was furious.

Not her apprentice?

Who would that be?

Chen Tangtang wanted to raise his hand to have a look, but his hand was tightly held by the man.

"Amitabha, I don't know which fairy family this is?"

The person in front did not speak.

At this time, there was a sudden "Wow" in front of them, and it seemed that something was rushing towards the two of them.

Chen Tangtang's heart skipped a beat, and just as he was about to remind him, he heard the person in front of him shout angrily: "Shut up! Shut up!"

The huffing dog made no sound.

And halfway through, she seemed to have accidentally stepped on something soft under her feet.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Xiaotiangou is a god dog, it's okay, it's okay.

She comforted herself and then pretended nothing happened.

However, the person in front turned around and yelled: "You dog's eyes look down on people, be careful, I will stew you."

Chen Tangtang's hands froze.

Some fierce.

As if aware of her stiffness, the man couldn't help but said angrily: "I'm not going to stew you, what are you afraid of!"

Why is it so popular?

"Amitabha, then... thank you benefactor?"

The man gasped, as if Chen Tangtang was annoyed.

Chen Tangtang looked innocent.

Obviously the poor monk is the victim.

Suddenly, a deep voice came: "Who is it?"

The man fell silent again.

Chen Tangtang looked in the direction where the voice came from.

"Since you don't make a sound, don't blame me for being rude."

After all, suddenly, a wind swept across.

The man jumped suddenly, throwing Chen Tangtang down on his body.

The exposed skin on the back of Chen Tangtang's hands seemed to be pricked by needles, but it was not needles, but the wind brought up by the cold blade.

"You are really ruthless." The man on the body spat.

Chen Tangtang immediately looked at the person on his body, but he didn't see anything, as if the person in front of him was transparent.

She opened her arms and hugged the man violently.

Sure enough, it can be touched under the hands, but cannot be seen with the eyes.

Could the eyes be deceiving?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The man screamed immediately after being hugged by Chen Tangtang like this, "Don't touch me!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Those who don't know think that the poor monk has done something to you. Didn't you drag the poor monk along so far just now?

The man said to the thick fog: "Do you know that you almost hurt someone else just now!"

A deep and serious voice came: "Who?"

The person in front of Chen Tangtang snorted suddenly: "Why tell you, wait until you hurt someone, and then regret it."

Erlang Shen said coldly: "No matter who you are, you will have to pay the price for breaking the rules and regulations of heaven."

Chen Tangtang suddenly grasped a clue in the fog of her mind, her intuition told her...

Chen Tangtang grabbed his hand with his backhand and asked in a low voice, "Are you... Zheng Yulang?"

The man was startled, and suddenly pushed her down from the cloud.

"what!"

The wind howled in my ears, and the hem of my clothes fluttered.

She fell towards the mortal world.

Chen Tangtang protected her body with golden light so that the wind blade would not hurt herself. She raised her eyes and looked up, but saw a piece of silver flashing from behind the mist, which seemed to be chasing after her.

At this moment, the speed of her fall suddenly slowed down, and she slowly fell into someone's arms.

Chen Tangtang looked at the person who was holding her in a daze.

He has blond hair flying and golden eyes shining.

Sun Xingzhe looked up, frowned slightly, and tightened his arms around Chen Tangtang.

"Disciple?"

Sun Xingzhe lowered his head, stared at Chen Tangtang and said coldly, "Master, you have left me again."

Chen Tangtang raised his hand and touched his blond head, and said with a smile: "This is all a coincidence, I will explain it to you in detail, but my teacher has already brought the Nine Turns Resurrection Pill, let's go back."

Chen Tangtang held onto his shoulders and seemed to want to jump out of his arms.

Sun Xingzhe tightened his hands silently: "Master, it's always like this..."

"Ok?"

Sun Xingzhe laughed at himself: "It's strange, I don't remember why I said such a thing."

"Disciple..."

He hastily interrupted Chen Tangtang: "This is high above the sky, I'm afraid I might accidentally hurt Master, so it's better for Master not to move around at will."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Then I will trouble my apprentice."

Sun Xingzhe let out a "hmm" and drove away on the cloud.

Chen Tangtang glanced at the sky again, and found that the silver light had disappeared.

Who is that person?

Halfway there, the two were suddenly stopped by a man in red.

Yuelao hurriedly said: "Slowly, great sage, holy monk, I have already researched it."

"What?" Chen Tangtang looked over.

Sun Xingzhe showed dissatisfaction, turned slightly to Yue Lao and said, "Is this why you are in such a hurry to block the way?"

Yuelao stared at the Great Sage suspiciously.

Why did the Great Sage look displeased?Isn't that a good thing?

Chen Tangtang patted Sun Xingzhe's arm.

Then Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "You come with us."

The three of them returned to the Prince's Mansion and fell into the Sleeping Palace where several people were hidden.

Yuelao was dumbfounded when he saw the two people on the bed. He counted with his fingers, and finally said with a trembling voice, "Don't scare me, Great Sage, I thought I really connected the wrong red line."

Sun Xingzhe muttered, "It's not bad to keep him here."

Chen Tangtang asked Yuelao: "If you don't take the Great Dream Resurrection Pill, what should you do?"

Yuelao slowly rolled up his sleeves and said, "Then I have to use my heart's blood to make a red line and reshape it."

"How will it be?"

Yue Lao froze his sleeves: "Of course there will be some problems."

Chen Tangtang pointed to Sun Xingzhe and asked, "Will it be more serious than his problem?"

Sun Xingzhe's eyes widened, and he stared at Yue Lao to see what good things he could say.

Yuelao didn't even dare to raise his head, so he could only say: "My red thread technique is naturally stronger than any pill, ah, you don't have to worry, holy monk, isn't the great sage very good? It's better."

Chen Tangtang frowned worriedly.

Forget it, in order to learn from the great cause, so that the apprentices will not become people who have lost all five senses...

"Okay, you can give it a try."

Yue Lao nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, then let's start quickly."

Yuelao asked Chen Tangtang to take off his clothes and sit opposite Bajie.

Sun Xingzhe swung his stick: "You want to be beaten!"

"Ouch! Don't dare, dare not!" Yuelao hurriedly jumped behind Chen Tangtang, hiding back and forth, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, I have made improvements now, as long as the holy monk shows his wrist."

Chen Tangtang looked at Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe gave a "cut", threw the golden cudgel onto his shoulder, and said coldly, "It would have been better to say no earlier."

Yuelao dared not speak out, so he had to help Bajie up.

Bajie's upper body was bare, with suitable muscles on the white skin, neither too much to appear thick, nor too little to appear weak.

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes, but he was used to it in his heart.

Along the way, the poor monk did not know how many naked men he saw. Amitabha, as long as the poor monk's heart is clean, all kinds of beauties are fine.

Thinking of this, Chen Tangtang opened his eyes and stared intently at his apprentice's face.

Looking at it this way, my apprentice is really born very well, it can be said that: his eyebrows are picturesque, his color is like the dawn of spring, both shades are suitable, and both movement and stillness are beautiful.

Maybe Chen Tangtang watched it for a long time, but Sun Xingzhe coughed heavily from the side.

Sun Xingzhe's eyes lit up, and he suddenly suggested, "Master, why don't you take a look at his true form?"

Yue Lao glanced at the Great Sage.

The conscience of this great sage is a bit dark, so don't be fooled by such a good sage.

Chen Tangtang: "Huh? But, if it turns into its original form... Yuelao won't be able to find a place for his heart, right?"

Sun Xingzhe stared at Yuelao coldly.

Yuelao swallowed dryly, wanted to cry but said without tears: "Yes... yes."

Sun Xingzhe had a slight smile on his face: "Master, did you hear that?"

Chen Tangtang asked again: "Is it difficult?"

Yuelao nodded slightly to Chen Tangtang.

- Embarrassment, embarrassment to death!

However, he said to the Great Sage: "No embarrassment."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled: "Xianjia, what do you mean..."

Sun Xingzhe was dissatisfied: "Huh?"

Old Yue's face was ashen, and he said expressionlessly: "Hehe, of course there is no problem, come on."

Chen Tangtang showed his wrist.

Sun Xingzhe rolled his eyes and blew on Bajie with a smile.

A burst of white smoke rose suddenly, and when the white smoke cleared, a little pink suckling pig appeared on the bed. The pink little pig was lying weakly on the brocade silk quilt, with long eyelashes drooping quietly. As he spoke, there was only a small humming sound from his slightly arched nose.

Sun Xingzhe, who was going to see his second junior brother make a fool of himself, suddenly widened his eyes.

Yuelao tried hard to hold back his laughter.

Hey, this is retribution.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "It's really pitiful and cute."

Sun Xingzhe's scalp was about to explode: "Master!"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang looked at him inexplicably, and frowned slightly, "My apprentice, why are you always moody lately?"

As she spoke, she stretched her white and soft palm towards the cute little suckling pig, and gently stroked his soft mane.

Sun Xingzhe covered his chest.

Seeing such a scene, how could he remain indifferent!

Damn it, that idiot will please Master!

Sun Xingzhe thought about his true form, and couldn't help but spit in his heart.

If my old grandson turns back to my original form, then it's your job to be beautiful in front of the master!

Chen Tangtang saw that the pink and tender piglet that the second apprentice had turned into was very cute, so he hugged him in his arms.

The little pink pig seemed to be comforted by her fondling, and the sound of "humming" gradually subsided.

Yuelao smiled and said, "Please hold it, holy monk, I'm going to take blood."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

I saw Yuelao's fingers casually swipe the pig's abdomen at the place closest to the heart, and its flesh immediately ruptured, and blood dripped out.

Yuelao picked out the reddest strand of blood and pulled it out.

He slid his fingertips, and the bloodshot was like a dragon dancing with a hydrangea, circling and moving forward with his movements.

Yuelao waved his other hand, and some pink powder pounced on it, making the trace of blood more coagulated.

Yuelao looked at the airtight golden light barrier that wrapped Chen Tangtang, and casually swept some red threads on Chen Tangtang's wrists to other places, and stuck Bajie's red thread on the part that happened to be connected to her blood. , sticking to Sun Xingzhe's root.

He smiled and rolled up a few sleeves triumphantly.

Chen Tangtang felt that there was something wrong with his smile.

"Is that all right?" Chen Tangtang asked in disbelief.

Yue Lao nodded: "It's ok."

Chen Tangtang murmured: "That seems to have less side effects than the pill."

The smile on the corner of Yue Lao froze: "No, there are some things I haven't told you, this..."

"Master!" Sun Xingzhe leaned over worriedly, pushed Yuelao aside, and stretched out his hand to pinch the soft flesh on the back of Little Fenzhu's neck, "Master, you have worked too hard, I will finish all this." .”

Chen Tangtang was indeed a little tired, she nodded slightly: "Then I will trouble you, disciple."

Sun Xingzhe showed a shallow smile: "There is no need to say thank you for the master and apprentice, the master just needs to have a good rest."

After finishing speaking, he packed the crown prince, the king, Bajie and Yuelao together and threw them out. He also remade the bed and changed the quilt for Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang said with emotion: "Sure enough, you are the teacher who has been with me the longest and is the most appropriate."

Sun Xingzhe turned his back to her, with blond hair hanging down his knees, he asked in a low voice, "Does Master like it?"

Of course I like it if someone serves me.

Chen Tangtang said sincerely: "Naturally I like it."

Sun Xingzhe in front of him quickly turned into a golden light, rushed out of the door, and the door closed with a "bang".

Chen Tangtang blinked his eyes, and said to himself in doubt: "Why is this apprentice leaving in such a hurry?"

The poor monk did not say anything wrong.

Chen Tangtang fell into a sound sleep on the bed. This time she didn't have a dream, but she slept very peacefully, but it seemed that someone sighed softly in her ear, and the sigh was full of things that Chen Tangtang didn't understand. mixed emotions.

When she woke up, the sun was already shining outside.

Chen Tangtang turned his body sideways and rubbed against the quilt, but he touched a warm skin.

In a trance, she seemed to have returned to the small Jinshan Temple, with a clingy white snake still wrapped around her.

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes and looked at the person in front of him.

The author has something to say: The man said to the thick fog, "Do you know that you almost fucked someone else just now!" [Accidental typo seems to reveal something]

Others: Poor monk is not!