[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Ah, the Jade Rabbit makes medicine.

Chen Tangtang touched his stomach subconsciously.

Jin Guang, Jin Guang, you must not eat others.

Inside the belly, Jin Guang pushed the jade rabbit balls wrapped like pearls to the side in disgust.

"...Is that the Jade Rabbit Essence?"

Bajie shook his head: "I guess it's just a clone of him?"

Ao Lie tilted his head: "How did you offend him?"

Bajie patted the palladium, and the shiny silver palladium turned back into a peach blossom branch.

He pinched the peach blossom branch to tie up the blue silk again, frowned and thought again: "Who knows, I don't even remember what he looks like, so how do I know how I offended him?"

"Lan Sheng - Lan Sheng -"

A burst of screams interrupted the conversation between the two. It turned out that Mr. Gao finally regained his sanity, so he was only worried about his son.

They didn't want to disturb them, so they withdrew from the house.

When the three of them walked under the eaves, they saw Shiro alone next to a silk tree, his lower body arched and arched, as if he was... a sun tree? !

"Amitabha, do not look at evil." Chen Tangtang immediately turned around.

Ao Lie was dumbfounded: "Wow, he really knows how to play."

Bajie clutched his forehead, couldn't bear to watch that man actually use his similar appearance to do such a cold and immoral thing.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

Bajie clenched his fists and was about to teach him a lesson.

But hearing a "boom", Shiro seemed to break free from something, and flew towards the crowd suddenly.

Bajie and Ao Lie held one shoulder of Chen Tangtang, and pulled her back, Shiro just fell down on the spot where she was standing just now with a "bang".

Everyone found a thin thread stuck to his body, it seemed that this thin thread tied him to the tree just now, and he struggled violently like a sun tree.

Ba Jie: "So that's the case, it seems that seeing is not necessarily believing."

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

The poor monk didn't look at anything, and didn't think about anything.

Shiro got up, fearing the grass and dust on his body, and gave Chen Tangtang a sad look.

Chen Tangtang wondered: "Benefactor, why do you look at the poor monk like this?"

Shiro turned his head.

Ao Lie said: "You are really strange, we are all blocking the door, how did you get out? Did you go through the window?"

Bajie looked him up and down, smiled and asked, "Why do you look the same as me? Have you thought about how to explain it?"

At this moment, there was a muffled sound in the sky, as if urging someone.

Shiro raised his head and stared at the sky, turned his head, and said to Chen Tangtang unwillingly: "You really...have no memory of me at all? Can't you remember a little?"

Chen Tangtang looked confused.

Shiro said angrily: "You are really cruel."

Amitabha, please don't make the poor monk sound like a heartless man.

Shiro stretched out his hand and covered the side of his face.

Chen Tangtang asked concerned: "The benefactor has a toothache?"

Shiro: "..."

I feel sorry for myself!

Shiro gave her a blank look.

Chen Tang Tang felt aggrieved.

Shiro said: "Didn't you ask me why I look the same as this one? Because..."

As he spoke, he wiped his face, and Shiro's face immediately changed into that of Ao Lie.

Ao Lie was taken aback: "You, you actually..."

He wiped his face again, and he turned into Chen Tangtang again.

Chen Tangtang stared at him without blinking, with his reflection in the lake of his eyes.

Hmph, are you finally willing to face me squarely?

Ao Lie was surprised: "What kind of trick are you doing?"

Shi Lang stared at Chen Tangtang, and asked in a deep voice, "Have you not remembered yet?"

Chen Tangtang's eyes were clear, but he was still puzzled.

Shiro bit his lip: "You don't know how much you will pay me for wasting my effort."

He muttered like this, but still wiped his face with his hand, revealing a familiar face.

that face...

Chen Tangtang's eyes widened: "Zheng Jushi..."

That's right, this face is that of Layman Zheng Yulang who led her from Jinshan Temple to Chang'an.

Shiro wiped his face again, and Zheng Yulang's face changed slightly, becoming Zheng Erlang.

Later, he became Zheng Sanlang again.

Chen Tangtang's expression was calm, but his heart was dying of curiosity.

Shiro pointed at himself and said, "Do you know who I am now?"

"Could it be... Lay Zheng?"

Ao Lie was dissatisfied: "What the hell are you doing?"

The thunder in the sky became louder, Zheng Silang frowned and stared at the sky, he couldn't help complaining: "I was tied to a tree just now, and now there is a thunder warning, why did this to me! If it is a secret, I will let it go. So what!"

Shi Lang turned his head and hurriedly said to Chen Tangtang: "Listen well, I have no form or shape. If I go to the mortal world, I can only borrow someone else's appearance. As long as I can get someone's breath, I can become that person." The only bad thing about the appearance of a person is that sooner or later I will pay back the breath I borrowed, and when I return it, the person can feel all the emotions I experienced when I used this breath."

The thunder in the sky became louder and louder, as if it was going to blow up the sky.

Shiro secretly said: "It's a pity."

He rubbed his fingers, and the three air currents visible to the naked eye were sent into the bodies of Chen Tangtang, Bajie and Ao Lie. The three trembled, and when they looked up, there was no trace of Shiro in front of them. .

Chen Tangtang touched his forehead with lingering fear.

Just now he sent a breath of air, and she suddenly felt a strange and intense emotion-a latent secret love, trembling, and walking on thin ice, is this his emotion?

Chen Tangtang clasped his palms together and said a Buddha's name.

However, the poor monk couldn't understand it at all.

She looked at Ao Lie, Ao Lie seemed to be wandering, his cheeks were flushed, his eyes were moist, and his lips were tightly pressed together. I don't know if it was because of excitement or something, there was a thin layer of pimple on his forehead. sweat.

Chen Tangtang, who has quite a lot of experience in mind wandering, knew that it was better not to disturb him at this time, so he turned his head in Bajie's direction.

Bajie was hanging his head, his broken hair fell in front of his eyes, touching his slender eyelashes, casting small shadows in his eyes.

"Disciple?"

Bajie raised his head suddenly, his eyes were like black swirls, and the moment he met Chen Tangtang's gaze, they seemed to be washed away by the clear stream in her eyes.

The corner of his mouth raised, and he asked in a gentle voice, "What's the matter, Master?"

Chen Tangtang was curious in his heart, but his face was calm and indifferent: "Do you feel that there is something wrong?"

"Isn't it right?" Bajie was slightly taken aback, his fingers brushed the corners of his lips, and he narrowed his eyes and smiled, "You can also say that, but it's quite interesting... What? Did Master feel something? "

For her, all the emotions experienced are like stones thrown into the deep sea, even if there is a little splash, it will disappear on the sea level.

Probably just like what someone she met once said, she is a person with incomplete emotional roots, and she is really born to be a monk.

Seeing that there was no wave in her eyes, Bajie's smile became slightly lighter.

"Master, you seem to know that person?"

There is nothing that cannot be said.

Chen Tangtang told the experiences of himself and Zheng Yi Er San Si Lang one by one.

"Why haven't I heard of such a person in heaven before?" Bajie looked puzzled, "But the Erlang he transformed into, I seem to have seen it somewhere."

He thought about it, and suddenly yawned.

Ba Jie propped his chin, tilted his head, closed his eyes, and said vaguely, "Forget it, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, I'll talk about it later, I'm so sleepy..."

Not long after, Sun Xingzhe came back.

"Avalokitesvara said that Master is fine, so he will turn bad luck into good luck."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"However," Sun Xingzhe suddenly mentioned another matter, "After the thunder in the sky, Guanyin seemed very worried and drove me out of the purple bamboo forest."

When he mentioned it casually, everyone just listened to it, and didn't study it carefully.

Seeing that his son was fine, Gao Taigong served the vegetarian banquet that he had promised to Chen Tangtang.

Eight large dishes, five hot dishes, eight kinds of Luohan dishes, and various desserts, soups, and fruits, which are not only a feast for the eyes, but also a feast for the mouth. It is meat but not meat but it tastes like meat. It is fish but not fish. It has the fragrance of fish, which can be said to be "always known as meat, known as meat, always known as meat".

Ao Lie and Sun Xingzhe moved their chopsticks like the wind and quickly enjoyed them.

Chen Tangtang, on the other hand, was scruples about the image, and enjoyed it slowly. Her eyes slipped over Bajie inadvertently, and she seemed dissatisfied when she saw that he put down his chopsticks after only a few mouthfuls.

Bajie turned his head to look, and seeing it was her, he showed a gentle smile, leaned over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Chen Tangtang asked in a low voice: "Are these dishes not to your liking?"

Bajie rested his fingers on his chin, his smiling eyes flooded with spring water: "Master, do you think it's delicious?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, it's so delicious that the poor monk thought he was going to break the precept."

"Ah, what should I do..." He tilted his head with a distressed expression.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

Bajie moved closer, his lips almost touching her ears.

"What I cook is more delicious than this table of vegetarian dishes. If Master is satisfied with this, then it won't work."

He had just eaten sweet soup and fruit, and the hot air in his mouth had a sweet aroma, which made her ears red.

"Ah." Chen Tangtang exclaimed softly.

Bajie watched her quietly, his eyes suppressed with anticipation.

What kind of reaction will Master make?

His words and deeds are actually a kind of temptation, probably because when he was in heaven, there were many female fairies chasing him, and he practiced a kind of ability to run away. Although the master has a faint lotus fragrance, he still cannot hide it Live a bit of the air that only a daughter's family can have.

Is it his mistake, or is there something in the master?

He had a good life, and he was so close to her just now. According to past experience, those fairies would blush if he didn't do anything, let alone him.

He looked at her delicate and jade-like cheeks, his eyes moved down little by little, and fell on her soft and fair neck.

Suddenly, a murderous aura rushed towards him.

Bajie dodged back subconsciously, looked intently, and saw a slender golden cudgel in front of him, and the head of the stick was aiming at his eyes.

He was going to poke himself blind!

Bajie looked at his elder brother meaningfully.

Sun Xingzhe looked at him coldly while eating his meal, "Eyes are not for that."

Bajie smiled, and wanted to touch his Ruyi Golden Cudgel with his fingers, Sun Xingzhe shortened the Golden Cudgel abruptly and held it in his palm again.

Bajie laughed and said, "Elder brother...you are really meticulous."

He looked at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel as thin as a needle in Sun Xingzhe's hand with a smile, and added: "Not only is it thin, it's also very short."

This pig's mouth is really poisonous!

Sun Xingzhe's eyes were about to freeze.

Ao Lie lowered his head and almost sprayed the rice into the dish with a "poof".

Gao Taigong, who entertained everyone at the same table, looked disgusted.

"Amitabha, thank you for your hospitality."

Gao Taigong forced a smile on his face: "It should be, I don't know when the holy monk will leave?"

Before the meal was finished, they started to drive them away.

Chen Tangtang subconsciously pressed the arm of Sun Xingzhe who was about to get angry.

Sun Xingzhe glanced at his master, did not speak, but suddenly made the golden cudgel thick and big and stood it beside him.

Grandpa Gao swallowed dryly, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, the holy monk is traveling all the way, you can rest at my residence, I, I will also send the holy monk to the road."

Sun Xingzhe stared at Bajie with golden eyes, and Bajie smiled: "What's the use of being thick, it's still short."

Ao Lie buried his face in the bowl.

It's over, isn't it over if two people don't fight each other a few times along the way?

Horses are innocent...

Bajie gained the upper hand in words, but the suspicion in his heart was still not resolved.

The master's face was cold, not to mention shy, there was not even a little blush on that face, did he feel wrong?

Several people rested for one night, and decided to go on the road the next day.

Gao Taigong happily sent the master and apprentice to the door.

"Thank you, holy monk, haha, holy monk, go slowly, I hope the holy monk can find the scriptures."

Ao Lie scratched his head and asked doubtfully, "Didn't you say you wanted to send us money?"

The corner of Gao Taigong's mouth twitched.

How do you still remember!

Grandpa Gao said with shame on his face: "It's all my fault that I didn't understand clearly beforehand. I read the notes of my predecessors last night, and I seem to have read that... you monks are all begging for luck all the way, keeping the precepts, and you will not accept these yellow and white things. Yes, so..."

"Who said that!" Sun Xingzhe rubbed his shoulders, "I don't think you want to give it?"

Grandpa Gao turned pale, and looked at Chen Tangtang for help.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha."

At this moment, a piece of yellow paper flew out of her sleeve and hovered in the air.

Chen Tangtang blinked, and then remembered that this piece of yellow paper seemed to be obtained when she saved the eldest apprentice. She changed so many clothes back and forth, why is it still in her sleeve?

Taigong Gao had never seen such a scene of supernatural powers before, and he almost couldn't help but kneel down.

The golden light flashed on that piece of yellow paper, revealing the four characters of "Do it cheaply".

Sun Xingzhe rolled his eyes, and the golden ponytail was thrown behind him. He said with a cold face, "This talisman was given to my master by the Buddha. You have also seen that the Buddha made my master do things cheaply."

Chen Tangtang looked at him.

Have it?

Sun Xingzhe's aura was too scary, Gao Taigong immediately said: "Whoever dares, whoever dares, I will give it to you, and I will give it to you."

He ordered the servant, and within a moment the servant brought a box over.

Grandpa Gao had a pained face, but still handed it out.

Immediately afterwards, he ignored the crowd and got into the door without looking back, and closed the door with a "bang".

The yellow paper hanging in mid-air twirled, as if it had been consciously slid into her sleeve automatically and spontaneously.

"Okay, let's go too." Sun Xingzhe turned around holding the box, and when he passed Bajie who was dozing against the stone lion, he suddenly swung the golden cudgel.

Bajie, who had his eyes closed, seemed to have opened his heavenly eyes. He lowered his head and dodged the blow.

"Bang-"

His stick opened the other's stone lion, and the head that fell off rolled between their feet.

Bajie and Xingzhe looked down at the stone lion's head, then looked up at each other, and finally, the two shook their heads in unison, one helping Chen Tangtang mount the horse, and the other carrying the luggage.

"Let's go, let's go, fortunately, there is no one in the morning!"

"Slipped away while no one was around."

Chen Tangtang was hurriedly helped onto the horse's back by them, and they were about to move forward when the door was pulled open with a "squeak".

Bajie and Sun Xingzhe stiffened their backs, and their movements became more rapid.

"Elder, wait!"

Who wants to wait!

"Wait... My family, my husband, has something to entrust to the elder..."

Hehe, what does your lord want to have to do with my master?

"Yes... to the elders."

Chen Tangtang said: "Wait a minute."

Sun Xingzhe looked up: "Master, this..."

Chen Tangtang: "No problem."

Bajie fanned the wind, leaned against the white dragon horse and closed his eyes to meditate again.

The servant who sneaked out finally chased after him, and was out of breath.

Panting heavily, he handed the big white cat in his hand to Chen Tangtang.

White cat: "Meow."

You heartless man, you actually forgot about me.

Chen Tang clapped his hands fiercely: "I just said that I seem to have forgotten something."

She took the cat into her arms and nodded slightly to the servant: "Thank you."

The servant scratched his head: "Our lord sent them here. Our lord said thank you to the elders, but my grandpa doesn't let him meet you."

why?

Although Chen Tangtang was puzzled, he didn't ask.

The servant presented another brocade handkerchief: "This is also what the gentleman wanted for the abbot. He also said... and said... If the abbot has nowhere to go in the future, he can come to him. He will build a pagoda and a temple for the abbot. Enshrine the abbot for a lifetime."

The domestic servant lowered his head firmly, as if even he found it difficult to say these words.

Sun Xingzhe sneered.

Bajie brushed the broken hair in front of his eyes, but remained silent.

"Amitabha, the donor is really kind."

Why?Did this monk not understand what my husband meant?

The servant looked up, and saw Chen Tangtang's expression was clear, like the sky shining on the fresh snow, without any shadow.

She took the Fang Jinpa: "Thank you, benefactor, and the poor monk will bid farewell."

As she spoke, she patted the horse's butt, and the horse walked away with a strange pace.

Ao Lie: "..."

Master, master, why don't you pay attention, in front of others... oh, how embarrassing!

Bajie looked at the face of Master who seemed to know nothing, and asked silently: "Master, don't you want to take a look?"

"Ah? What do you want to see as a teacher?"

Bajie signaled Jinpa with his eyes.

"Is there any problem with this? Isn't it just a brocade handkerchief?" As he spoke, Chen Tangtang picked up the brocade handkerchief and shook it, a shiny thing fell out of it, and fell into her other hand on the back of the hand.

Chen Tangtang took a closer look, and found that it was actually a ring inlaid with sapphires.

"Why is there this?" She was very puzzled.

Bajie was helpless: "Don't Master know that he wants to send a token of love?"

"what?"

What the hell is a token of love?

Sun Xingzhe was tired and said: "Master, you can take care of yourself!"

nonsense!The poor monk is not a skeleton, so how could he not have a heart?

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