[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Sun Xingzhe: "What's so strange, isn't this what I looked like when I was holding you?"

Ao Lie: "..."

Brother, you will easily lose me if you say that.

"Okay, okay, let's go in."

After all, Sun Xingzhe went to knock on the door first.

Chen Tangtang looked at the rough hemp rope around Bajie's neck, and said in a low voice, "You're not feeling well, why don't the poor monk untie it for you."

Bajie avoids her hand, and said with a smile: "This rope has nothing to do with it, it's just that Master's words made my heart go cold."

Chen Tangtang looked into his dark eyes, and finally said in a low voice, "Disciple."

Bajie smiled and said, "Master, can you explain to me?"

Chen Tangtang nodded, and told Bajie about "Miss Gao".

"A rabbit demon?" He looked thoughtful.

"Could it be where you got the romantic debt?" Ao Lie asked curiously.

Bajie looked at him with a smile: "This is..."

"I'm your second senior brother." Ao Lie puffed up his chest, but he was still a bit shorter compared to Bajie.

Bajie whispered: "But, I heard..."

Ao Lie asked curiously, "What?"

"Normally junior juniors are the most loved by the master. If I become one..."

Ao Lie turned his head immediately: "Master, he is so old, if he becomes my junior brother, he will definitely make others misunderstand my age, so I won't do it."

There is nothing wrong with your age, you are older than a mortal as a teacher, and you are still a teacher's apprentice.

Ao Lie leaned next to Chen Tangtang, and said in a soft voice like a baby: "Master... how about it!"

The ending sound has a sweet little milk sound.

Chen Tangtang raised his hand to touch his silver head, and said lightly, "Your disciple can do whatever you want."

Being a teacher is very open-minded.

Thus, Ao Lie happily became a junior senior brother, and Bajie was promoted to a second senior brother, both of whom were satisfied.

Sun Xingzhe over there also knocked on the door.

As soon as the servant saw Bajie, he said: "Fuck, when did this ghost go out? Just go out, why did you bring him in? Could it be that he came to extort money again?"

Bajie was stunned.

Sun Xingzhe said: "You can see clearly, this is the one your grandfather is looking for!"

The servant stared at Bajie, shook his head and said, "You lied to me, isn't this the big locust that lied to eat and drink!"

What the hell did Shiro do?

"You will know if you call your grandfather out or not." Sun Xingzhe said coldly.

The servant looked at Bajie carefully again, with a look of disgust on his face: "Don't bring another liar to the door, just lie on the ground and cheat for food and drink..."

After all, he closed the door with a bang and announced.

Fortunately, Sun Xingzhe was able to hide quickly, otherwise he would have had to touch the ashes on the nose.

Sun Xingzhe laughed angrily: "This Mr. Gao is really interesting. He is obviously asking for help, but he is so petty."

"Amitabha." Chen Tangtang didn't feel anything, but felt that the rope in his hand was extremely hot.

Not long after, Grandpa Gao hurried over with his servants, when he saw Ba Jie, his eyes shrank, as if frightened.

Grandpa Gao whispered to Chen Tangtang: "Holy Monk, monks don't tell lies, is it true this time?"

What's the matter with his frightened look?

Chen Tangtang nodded: "It should be him."

Taigong Gao looked at Bajie, frowning hesitantly, his lips moved, as if he was muttering something.

Chen Tangtang pricked up his ears.

"...Don't get another spoiler, alas, I'm so sad..."

Gao Taigong said with a serious face: "Is he the rabbit demon?"

Chen Tangtang said: "That's not the case, but he is indeed the person appointed by the rabbit demon."

"Okay, okay, then quickly take me to meet my Lan Sheng, oh, what a lifetime of evil my Lan Sheng has committed!"

After Sun Xingzhe accidentally demolished the original house, Gao Taigong placed his beloved son in another small courtyard and specially arranged for someone to take care of him.

But that Gao Lansheng was talking all day long, wanting to die or live, insisting on marrying someone with such a face.

Grandpa Gao thought: How about...arranging the big locust with the same face so that his son would not be so crazy?

He gave up an unknown amount of money to get that person to agree, and the result?All his real money was in vain, and his son's madness is still not cured.

What a fuck!

"Holy Monk, Master, just do your best and succeed this time." Taigong Gao was anxious because he had nowhere to seek Buddha, so he had to pay respects to Chen Tangtang a few times.

Chen Tangtang suddenly felt the golden light filling his body.

Sun Xingzhe said unhappily: "Go to worship Bodhisattvas and Buddhas when you have time, and you threaten them. Are you doing this on purpose just because my master is easy to bully? You are begging in the open, but threatening in the dark!"

"No, the Great Sage calm down! How dare you little old man!"

Bajie smiled calmly at Sun Xingzhe, and said in a warm voice, "It's useless for you to be in a hurry here."

Sun Xingzhe glared at him.

He smiled slightly, folded his hands and said, "Okay, take me to meet your son, if it's really related to me, it should be fine."

Even though he was still wearing a hemp rope around his neck, he still had a gentle expression on his face, like a bright moon and a breeze.

Pretentious attitude.

Sun Xingzhe snorted coldly.

Gao Taigong stared at Bajie's neck and the rope in Chen Tangtang's hand several times, but finally decided not to ask any questions.

People who learn Buddhist scriptures are bored on the road, and it's their business to play tricks, tsk tsk, it's really hot.

"What are you looking at!" Ao Lie noticed the strange look in Gao Taigong's eyes.

Grandpa Gao immediately turned his head: "No, it's nothing...my son is here."

The newly cleaned small courtyard looked very quiet, with a few Albizia julibrissin trees planted in the courtyard, and sparrows shuttled between the green branches and leaves.

Not far away, there was a burst of sobbing and groaning from the crack of the window.

That sound was like...

Gao Taigong's expression changed, and he rushed in immediately.

Ao Lie who watched the excitement followed closely behind.

Sun Xingzhe gave a "tsk" and turned to look at Bajie.

Bajie said innocently: "Even if I look the same as me, it's not me, big brother, don't treat me like this."

Sun Xingzhe frowned: "Who is your big brother!"

Bajie was amused: "Master accepts me as an apprentice, and you are Master's big apprentice, so naturally you are my senior brother. Could it be...you don't want to recognize this master?"

This pig is really flattering and confounding truth!

Sun Xingzhe: "Don't be crazy."

Bajie showed a smug smile, and was about to speak when suddenly he let out an "uh" and was almost out of breath.

It turned out that when the two confronted each other, Chen Tangtang had already stepped into the room, Bajie stood still, and was naturally strangled by the rope in her hand.

Sun Xingzhe's golden eyes flashed, and he said with a smile, "Yes!"

As soon as Chen Tangtang stepped into the house, he saw Shiro Zhengping leaning on the long couch by the window, with one hand behind his head and the other hand reading a book, while Gao Lansheng, who should have enjoyed such treatment, felt aggrieved Huddled in the corner, facing the wall, sobbing softly, moaning from time to time, the sound is like a cat in spring.

Ah, by the way, mentioning cats... Did she forget something?

Gao Taigong was so distressed that he pointed at Shiro and trembled with anger: "You! You! I gave you so much real money just to let you bully my son?"

Shiro moved the book away and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, I am a serious businessman, so I would not do such dishonest things. When you gave me the money, you agreed that I would meet your family man." Jun, if you try to persuade him again, I’ve seen him and I’ve persuaded him, what do you want from me?”

As he spoke, he hooked his hands again: "It's easy to talk about it, just bring the money."

Grandpa Gao was so angry that he fell on his back.

Little smelly shameless!Just thinking about the two money from our family, it would be easy for him to exploit some money from the tenants!

Shiro continued: "Besides, your son is willing, and I didn't force him."

"nonsense!"

Shiro shrugged nonchalantly, his eyes wandered around the room a few times, and still fell on Chen Tangtang.

However, Chen Tangtang was staring at Gao Lansheng's charming back in a daze.

Gao Taigong supported Gao Lansheng distressedly, and Gao Lansheng slowly turned his face away.

drink!

I saw that Gao Lansheng's eyes were red and swollen like rotten peaches. When he blinked slightly, his eyes would throb with pain. No wonder he made a moaning sound like a cat.

Amitabha, the poor monk really didn't think much about it.

Grandpa Gao was anxious: "What did you do to Lan Sheng!"

As he said that, Taigong Gao prepared to ask someone to press Shiro down.

Gao Lansheng chirped, "Ugly... so ugly... I don't want to see him, chirp—"

Ao Lie asked curiously: "Ah, you are crying because he is ugly."

Gao Lansheng nodded while crying.

Ao Lie said with a smile: "Then you really look at your face."

Grandpa Gao: "..."

It sucks to have such a son.

Chen Tangtang was watching the scene in front of him with relish, and the rope in his hand moved.

"We're coming in." Chen Tangtang said.

Gao Taigong looked at his son's appearance, and remembered what the Taoist said before...

He quickly tore down the door curtain, and directly buckled it on top of his son's head.

When Bajie and Sun Xingzhe came in, they saw this strange scene.

"This is..." Bajie had a smile on his face, and he met Shiro's eyes before he finished speaking.

The two faces are exactly the same, and the brows and eyes are also full of spring~love.

However, there was shrewdness and cunning in one person's eyes, and a slight alertness in the other person's eyes.

Bajie still had a smile on his face, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Who are you, why are you pretending to be me?"

Hearing his voice, Gao Lansheng, whose head was covered, was shocked.

Mrs. Gao looked overjoyed.

I'm afraid this person in front of me is the real bell-breaker.

Gao Taigong immediately looked at Chen Tangtang and winked.

——Holy Monk, we agreed.

Chen Tangtang asked curiously, "Why are your eyes twitching..."

"Cough cough!" Grandpa Gao coughed heavily, almost breaking his throat, Chen Tangtang remembered.

"Ah," she said softly, "Bajie, whether this gentleman can recover depends on your words."

Bajie smiled, remembering what Chen Tangtang told her before.

He stared into her clear eyes, his voice was like a silk tree in the spring breeze, and he said softly to her, "Yes... I like you."

Shiro jumped up.

He didn't know why he was so angry, he was angry anyway.

But before he could do anything, something suddenly stretched out from the window and pulled him out of the window.

But because the people in the room were facing a more urgent situation, no one had the energy to pay attention to him.

As soon as Bajie finished speaking, a gust of evil wind suddenly blew up inside the room, blowing off the door curtain on Gao Lanjun's head, revealing that face, although not ugly, that didn't quite match the body.

The smile on Bajie's face froze, and he cursed secretly.

Visible to the naked eye, wisps of demonic energy hovered around Gao Lanjun's body, steaming out from the top of his head, and his torso gradually changed from a voluptuous figure to what a young and strong man should have.

The scene beyond common sense frightened Mr. Gao dumbfounded.

Gradually, those evil spirits formed a rabbit shape on top of Gao Lanjun's head.

The wind was getting stronger and stronger, and Chen Tangtang could hardly keep his eyes open.

Sun Xingzhe quickly stood in front of her, while Ba Jie stepped forward a few steps, facing the monster-shaped rabbit head-on.

"Where did you come from, the rabbit demon, and what enmity do you have with me!"

The three-petal mouth of the rabbit's head moved, and it seemed to show a mocking smile, and made a low voice——

"Aren't you very arrogant? Isn't it true that everyone looks down on you? Hehe, Marshal Canopy, today I will make you fall in love with the person who is the least likely to love. The way you are rejected must be extremely interesting, haha——"

His crazy laughter fluctuated in the strong wind, up or down, left or right, which was so weird that it sent chills down the spine.

The evil wind in the house is getting stronger and stronger, and the evil spirit is getting stronger and stronger.

Bajie warned: "Be careful, watch out for Master."

Sun Xingzhe pushed back directly: "Take care of yourself first, it's all your fault."

He changed the hemp rope around Bajie's neck into a golden cudgel to disperse the evil spirit around him, and carefully protected his master behind him.

Ao Lie obediently stood behind Chen Tangtang, guarding against the monster's surprise attack from behind.

Bajie snorted: "I really don't want to take out such an ugly weapon."

What kind of weapon is difficult to see when two people are fighting, he would rather be beaten than take it out?

Sun Xingzhe looked curiously.

I saw Bajie pinching a peach blossom branch that tied Qingsi together.

Sun Xingzhe said: "What time is it, you still have the mind to fix your hair!"

Bajie glanced at him, but said nothing.

He pulled off the flowers and branches, and the blue hairs were like waterfalls, scattered on the stalks.

He put aside the shattered hair covering his eyebrows and eyes, and waved the peach branch casually. The branch suddenly stretched and deformed, and finally turned into a nine-tooth nail. , it contains the mysteries of heaven and earth, sun and moon, four seasons and eight festivals, five stars and six luminaries, six Yao and eight trigrams. place.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "You are trying to plow the land."

Bajie chuckled lightly: "Monkey who doesn't know much, this is Shangbaoqin gold and palladium made of divine ice iron."

Before Sun Xingzhe could speak, the neglected Rabbit Demon couldn't take it anymore: "Stop going crazy!"

Bajie went straight to meet him, and waved away with a palladium first, without mercy.

But the rabbit demon chuckled and rushed towards him.

When the rabbit demon encountered his weapon, it automatically split into two streams of demonic aura, kept on casting off, and rushed towards him again

Bajie frowned and retreated to a position parallel to Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe urged him: "Stay far away, don't implicate Master."

Bajie let out a "hmm" and hit the rabbit monster again.

The rabbit monster seemed to be just a wave of monster energy, it would scatter when it was strong, and it would gather when it was weak, it couldn't be beaten or caught, it was really difficult to deal with.

Just as Bajie thought of this, a hand suddenly stretched out from the gap guarded by Ao Lie and Sun Xingzhe, and grabbed the monster's rabbit ears.

"Master!"

"Master, what are you doing!"

"Catch it... can you catch it?"

The three apprentices were dumbfounded.

I saw the Rabbit Demon, who was fierce just now, was being held by a pair of frail and boneless hands by his long ears, unable to move.

The rabbit demon seemed to be shocked by this scene, its red eyes widened, its three-petal mouth moved, its two hind legs kicked, and its two front legs planed.

What about mana?Its mana too!

Chen Tangtang tilted his head to look at the plump rabbit, and said softly, "That's great..."

nice what?

Delicious?So nice to touch?

What a shame!

The rabbit's eyes turned red anxiously, but the demon power didn't listen to it at all.

How can there be such a person, who is simply born to be an enemy of monsters!

The rabbit moved its three-petal mouth, its nose trembled, and said in a low voice: "Quickly let me go, do you know who I am?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

Sun Xingzhe said: "Master, I think it is safer to kill it with a stick. If Master likes rabbits, just find another one."

Damn, it is comparable to other rabbits!

The rabbit flapped its legs.

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "The male rabbit's feet are fluttering... this is probably a male rabbit."

what!

Bajie laughed and said, "Since it has fallen into our hands, there is no difference between male and female."

He approached step by step with a smile on his face.

In the rabbit's eyes, that fellow was just grinning.

Oops!When this guy was in the sky, he looked down on others, he was still small-minded, and if he offended him a little, he would be punished, but now I offended him a lot, and he doesn't know how to deal with my clone~!

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!

With red eyes, the rabbit roared angrily, "I'll make you regret it!"

As it said, it struggled hard, and with the courage of a rabbit hitting a tree, it slammed towards Bajie.

After Chen Tangtang accidentally dropped his hand, he reached out to touch the rabbit's fur again, but it turned out to be a bad thing.

The rabbit that was about to bump into Bajie bumped headlong into Chen Tangtang's palm, and its evil aura got into her palm all of a sudden, and disappeared completely.

"Master!" Sun Xingzhe squeezed her palm and checked it over and over, but he couldn't see anything wrong.

Bajie pushed Sun Xingzhe away and said, "You monkey is careless, you can't do it."

Sun Xingzhe glared at him angrily, but still wanted to see if he could tell how ugly he was.

Bajie held Chen Tangtang's finger in one hand, and the index finger of the other hand slid gently on her palm.

Chen Tangtang only felt numbness.

She innocently asked, "What's wrong?"

Ao Lie suggested from the side: "How about I turn into a little dragon and get into Master's body to have a look?"

Sun Xingzhe said in a deep voice, "Don't come up with bad ideas."

Ao Lie looked at her worriedly, his eyes were watery, and the original sunlight was also blocked by this layer of mist.

Chen Tangtang smiled: "It's okay."

Bajie shook his head: "No, I didn't feel anything."

Sun Xingzhe became angry all of a sudden: "What's the use of you! This is all a disaster caused by you!"

Bajie lowered his head, his messy black hair draped behind him dejectedly.

Chen Tangtang smiled: "Sometimes there must be something in fate. If there is such a calamity in the fate of being a teacher, it's useless to blame anyone."

Sun Xingzhe pursed his lips, and said coldly: "I don't believe in fate, I'll go to Hades to tick off your name in the book of life and death, and I want to see what tricks that monster can do!"

After hearing her words, Bajie also raised his head, those gentle eyes were so complicated that he couldn't tell the emotion in them.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "You don't need to blame yourself. Since you are your master, you can certainly support your disciples."

"Master...Master!" Ao Lie's eyes were full of tears, and they fell down patter. He rubbed his sleeves, and more tears fell.

In fact, there was a feeling she couldn't articulate—

When the monster rushed into her body, the golden light in her body suddenly became hot, wrapped the monster, tied it into a pearl-sized object, and placed it in her belly. The golden light seemed to absorb something from it, and it lit up. After a few minutes, it seemed like he had burped.

Was she afraid that she would become a female spider?

Chen Tangtang was thinking wildly, and the three apprentices were still concerned about her body.

Chen Tangtang came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "As a teacher, I have eaten many geniuses and treasures, and even drank the water from the Guanyin Jingping bottle as a teacher, you don't have to worry."

"En." Ao Lie said in a hoarse voice, "Master is so lucky, it's sure nothing will happen."

Sun Xingzhe said: "No, I will go to Guanyin and ask. You go on the road first, and I will catch up in a while."

After all, before Chen Tangtang could stop him, he somersaulted away.

"By the way, second senior brother, where did that rabbit monster come from?" Ao Lie asked through gritted teeth.

Bajie thought for a while, then slowly said: "I also guessed his origin, since he knows my identity as Marshal of the Canopy, he must also be a rabbit monster in the sky."

"There are rabbit monsters in the sky?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

Bajie laughed and said, "Master may have forgotten, but there is one, and it is the most famous one."

"Ok?"

Bajie stretched out his hands, held the palladium and made a movement of pounding medicine.

Chang'e flies to the moon, Wu Gang cuts trees, and there is another...

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