[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang and Sun Xingzhe walked along the plank road towards the Yunzhan Cave on the mountain.

"This monster is really deceptive. Master just saw it."

"Amitabha." Chen Tangtang always felt that there was something in his big disciple's words.

Sun Xingzhe said frankly: "So Master, you should be more careful in the future. Those monsters have their own abilities. Try not to leave me for half a step. If I leave, I will draw a circle for you to protect Master."

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

Do you think too weakly of being a teacher?Why not just pin it on the waistband of your trousers as a teacher.

Chen Tangtang changed the subject and asked, "Is that Yun Lang the Rabbit Demon?"

"Rabbit demon?" Sun Xingzhe sneered, "I think he is a pig spirit!"

"I really want those mortals to see his real body."

Sun Xingzhe turned his head, seeing Chen Tangtang's unmoved appearance, he couldn't help frowning.

"Isn't it possible, Master, you also..."

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang's eyes brightened.

Sun Xingzhe was worried for a while: "Monsters can change in all kinds of ways. Don't look at the superficial appearance, the ghost knows what dirty things are in their bones!"

"The teacher knows."

But looking at her interested look, it doesn't seem like she knows it.

Chen Tangtang said again: "The poor monk is just thinking about one thing?"

Sun Xingzhe was afraid that the soul of the master would be hooked by the pig spirit, so he asked anxiously, "What's the matter?"

Chen Tangtang blinked, and said innocently: "What is the standard for your cultivation in the demon world? Doesn't the more delicious, the more powerful?"

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

Sun Xingzhe turned his head and walked up the mountain.

Chen Tangtang: "Why don't you speak?"

Sun Xingzhe: "Your apprentice, I want to be quiet."

Although he walked ahead, he was really worried about Master, and looked back from time to time, and even took care of her speed, slowing down his pace.

When the two came to Yunzhan Cave, Ao Lie had already yelled several times, and now he was sitting cross-legged outside the cave eating wild fruits.

"Master! Senior brother!" He threw back the leftover fruit, stood up immediately, pointed at the door and said, "That guy is too timid, he has been in the cave without even daring to make a sound. "

Sun Xingzhe said coldly, "That guy probably fell asleep again."

"Huh?" Ao Lie made a doubtful sound.

Sun Xingzhe took out the Ruyi golden cudgel from his ear: "You stay away, I have to tear down his cave today."

Ao Lie responded readily, and protected Chen Tangtang to retreat some distance.

Sun Xingzhe rubbed his hands, picked up his big stick, and slammed on the door with a "bang bang bang".

The gate seems to be integrated with the mountain. When the gate trembles, the mountain trembles and the ground trembles.

Just hearing a "boom", Sun Xingzhe smashed a hole in the door.

There was a voice that had just woken up from inside——

"Isn't it too much for you? Disturbing people's dreams is going to be struck by lightning."

The door was opened with a "bang", and the Yun Lang I saw before was rubbing his eyes sleepily, his hair like a crow's feathers was scattered on his chest, and his clothes were hanging messily on his body, revealing most of his shoulders .

Before anything happened to Chen Tangtang, Sun Xingzhe slammed the man back into the door with a stick.

He yelled sharply: "Go back and get dressed! What does it look like! It's outrageous!"

The man "tsk tut" a few times.

"When did the great sage become a saint? Isn't it full of men here? What's wrong with me not wearing clothes? Even if I don't wear clothes, it's okay... Ah, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't do anything, just talk about it if you have something to say , speak well."

Not long after, Yun Lang came out bitterly rubbing his red cheeks, but this pitiful look of being bullied had a special charm.

He murmured in a low voice: "In the sky, you were punished for making trouble in the Heavenly Palace; in the mortal world, I offended you again. Am I guilty of Tai Sui recently?"

"Your grandpa Tai Sui is here!" Ao Lie yelled, but was slapped by Sun Xingzhe.

"Oh—it hurts so much!" Ao Lie rubbed the back of his head with tears in his eyes, and rubbed against his master weeping.

"Don't talk nonsense," Sun Xingzhe turned his head and grabbed Yun Lang's lapel, "Where did you come from, a monster? Tell me quickly, are you responsible for the affairs of Mr. Gao's family?"

Yun Lang said calmly, "I don't understand what you're talking about at all... Haha——"

He turned his face sideways and yawned, but saw a beautiful little monk staring at him intently. He couldn't help but bend his eyes and smiled at the little monk, but said to Sun Xingzhe: "Two Big man, don't talk about it, I will think that you are interested in me, so you will keep holding me."

Fuck!Do you still want to face?

"You pig demon..."

Yun Lang lowered his face and turned to look at Sun Xingzhe, obviously his words touched his back scales.

Sun Xingzhe sneered: "Since you have heard my name, you should know that I have piercing eyes."

With a movement of Yun Lang's fingers, a folding fan appeared out of thin air in his hand. He used the fan to cover his reddened side face, leaving behind a glinting eye.

He looked at Sun Xingzhe, and said in a cold voice: "I only know that you, Bi Mawen, are suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, but I didn't expect you to jump out."

When Sun Xingzhe heard the word "Bi Mawen", fire flashed in his eyes immediately, but he said in his mouth: "Master, you stand farther away, and don't be splashed with pig blood."

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

"Your great sage actually worshiped the master?" Yun Lang covered his mouth with his fan, and his tone was brightly provocative, "The person who was not afraid of heaven and earth in the past is also worried about him now? What kind of person is it? Very curious."

Whether it was provocative words or sarcasm, his tone was unhurried, gentle and fatal.

Yun Lang narrowed his eyes.

Sun Xingzhe secretly said: Not good!This guy wants to use tricks!

Sun Xingzhe swung his stick and was about to hit him on the head.

However, the golden cudgel shattered his body, and his body turned into a cloud of mist.

Sun Xingzhe knew he was tricked, and immediately looked in the direction of his master, but there was no trace of Chen Tangtang there.

Ao Lie also found out that the despicable monster had snatched his master away, so he couldn't help roaring at the sky, and turned to chase after him.

In the sky, the situation changed suddenly, with lightning and thunder, and heavy rain pouring down.

"You idiot, when it rains, there is rain and fog everywhere, wouldn't it be more difficult to find Master!" Sun Xingzhe scolded angrily.

However, Ao Lie, who was already dizzy and flustered, couldn't listen.

I saw the silver-white dragon body twisting in the dark clouds, and the longan lingered on the ground above the clouds.

Sun Xingzhe scolded the idiot again, and went down the mountain to investigate.

The words are divided into two parts.

Chen Tangtang, who was taken away by Yunlang, didn't suffer at all. Seeing it was raining, Yunlang bought an oil-paper umbrella specially for her. He held it for her with one hand, and held some Snacks.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "Amitabha, please benefactor, the poor monk is not hungry."

Yun Lang laughed lowly, with tender eyes, and said softly: "I know, I was just embarrassed to scare you just now. I shouldn't have involved you in the grievances between me and that monkey, so I wanted to treat you to something. I like it."

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Anything I like must be extremely delicious."

Will talk big.

Chen Tangtang looked at the steamed cake he had just handed to him in his hand.

The poor monk didn't believe how delicious a pie without filling could be.

Chen Tangtang lowered his head and took a bite, leaving a small crescent on the cake.

Her eyes widened suddenly, showing an expression of disbelief.

So, so delicious.

The bottom of this steamed pancake seems to have been baked, and it is a bit crispy, but the inside is fragrant and soft, with a smell of wheat, it is really delicious.

The more you chew, the more fragrant and sweeter you chew.

"How is it? I didn't lie to you, did I?" Yun Lang said proudly: "If you talk about other things, I may not be as good as others, but if you talk about enjoyment, especially eating and drinking, then no one in the world can compare to me. Thinking about this Is there anything in the Three Realms that I haven't eaten..."

Suddenly realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Yun Lang stopped immediately.

Strange, he was not so defenseless in the past, but when he saw this person, he just felt destined, so he couldn't help but say everything.

"That Yunlang, you are really amazing!" Chen Tangtang praised sincerely with burning eyes.

He was slightly startled, and stared into her eyes. Even though there was mist and rain around her, her bright and clear eyes did not have the slightest haze, and she was completely ignorant of worldly affairs. It's an amazing thing.

"Excellent... isn't it?" He smiled softly, his eyes became softer, "You are really a good monk."

"Then let me tell you another secret." He looked at the raindrops splashing on the road. "My name is not Yunlang. Those villagers just saw that I lived in Yunzhan Cave, so they named me Yunlang. A Yunlang name, my real name is..."

He pursed his lips, as if he found it difficult to say his name.

"You also heard that person call me pig essence? That person..."

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "The person you mentioned is my apprentice."

He was blocked by her words.

It's so good, the monkey has someone who can speak for him.

He smiled: "Sorry."

Chen Tangtang was even more puzzled: "Why did you apologize to the poor monk?"

Didn't you protect your shortcomings just now?

He found that this monk was different from what he had seen before, which was really interesting.

Then try again.

"I am indeed a monster."

He looked at her silently, and seeing her calm face, he couldn't help but nodded secretly in his heart.

What a monk.

However, what Chen Tangtang thought was——

Just now the eldest apprentice did not refute her statement that "the more powerful the monster is, the more delicious it is". This monster looks good-looking and powerful, isn't it delicious?

Since all things have animism and can become a demon into a spirit, if she eats wild vegetables, flowers or mushrooms and turns into a demon, is she still a vegetarian and has not broken the precept?

Suddenly, Chen Tangtang felt that he had opened a terrible door.

Here, Yun Lang, who had no idea what the "high monk" was thinking at all, said slowly: "I am a pig demon, of course, this is not what I want. That's how it becomes a pig."

He lowered his head with a little shame, watching the raindrops falling from the umbrella and splashing on the shoe, blurring the slightly darker traces.

"As a result, I gave up on myself and gave myself the nickname Zhu Ganglian, hiding in the mountains and refusing to come out."

"Who knows, these mortals are too powerful, and somehow they found my traces. They like my appearance as a mortal, and they automatically enshrine to me..."

He babbled a lot, but stared at her sandals cautiously.

If she hesitated and retreated a little, he wouldn't go on talking.

However, until he finished speaking, she didn't have any overreaction.

She seems to be a sea that can accommodate everything, without disgust, panic, or fear.

His heart warmed up, and he thought: He is really envious of that stinky monkey.

He couldn't help raising his voice and said, "I really didn't misread the holy monk."

Only then did Chen Tangtang come back to his senses.

What did the poor monk do?What are you reading right?

Yun Lang's eyes were gentle, and his voice was gentle: "You can also call me Wu Neng. Later, Guanyin named me Zhu Wu Neng."

Chen Tangtang was startled: "The pig is incompetent?"

You male monsters really can't do it.

Pig Gangman: "..."

Seeing his speechless expression, Chen Tangtang finally came to his senses.

Oh, Wu Neng is that Wu Neng, who coincides with her Dharma sect, but has a predestined relationship with her.

Incompetent, no, Wu Neng said again: "Guanyin also asked me to wait here for a monk who went to the West to learn scriptures. It would be great if this monk was you."

Chen Tangtang stood still again.

She turned towards him, clasped her hands together and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk hasn't introduced himself yet. The poor monk is a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and is going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

His eyes lit up all of a sudden: "Master!"

He pursed his lips again and smiled: "You monk, you didn't mean to knock me on purpose, did you?"

"Poor monks don't lie." Chen Tangtang said solemnly: "Since it is fate, you should be the apprentice of poor monks."

The rain has been falling, and the lingering sound of the rain and the continuous rain seem to separate the two of them from another world.

Chen Tangtang's voice was soft, yet it occupied his entire sense of hearing.

"I'll give you an alias, how about calling it Bajie?"

He was delighted, but at the same time distressed: "Master named me, I am naturally happy, but Bajie...it is too painful, can Master do it?"

Chen Tangtang froze.

The eight precepts include not killing, not stealing, not lusting, not lying, not drinking alcohol, not sleeping on a luxurious bed, not dressing up and watching songs and dances, and not eating after noon...

Bajie...

Seeing her froze, Bajie couldn't help but smile secretly.

He cast a spell so that the umbrella hovered over her head, and he knelt directly in the rain.

The calico sweat towel around his waist was wet, and his long black silk hair fell into the stagnant water.

He put his hands on the ground and kowtowed to her.

Chen Tangtang reached out and stroked his hair, only to feel that his hair was cold and smooth, very easy to touch.

"Okay, get up."

He knelt on the ground, straightened up, and stared at her with a smile. The misty and rainy scenery all over the city was not as good as the spring in his eyes.

The rainwater slid down his forehead and gathered on his eyelashes. When he blinked slightly, pearl-like drops of water fell to the ground and broke into eight petals.

He looked at her without saying a word, just kept laughing, as if he was very happy.

"I just said why I was so happy when I saw Master. It turned out to be like this..."

Is your illness finally cured?

Ah no, he is enlightened, not incompetent.

Chen Tangtang was about to bend over to help him up.

Suddenly, a long stick came from between the two of them, and went straight into it.

A golden light broke through the rain and fog, and stood beside Chen Tangtang.

Sun Xingzhe's blond hair was wet from the rain, and the water droplets gathered on his chin and dripped continuously, but his eyes stared fiercely at Bajie without blinking: "You monster is really born with wolfish ambitions. What is my master doing!"

Bajie stood up slowly, with the wet clothes tightly attached to his body, outlining his firm body, and said with a smile, "It's really flooding the Dragon King Temple. The family doesn't know the family, senior brother."

Ao Lie who rushed over a step later: "..."

What is this doing to our temple?Why was it washed by the water again?

Sun Xingzhe Nahan: "Family?"

He turned his head to look at Chen Tangtang, then turned his head abruptly again, his eyes tearing open and he shouted angrily: "What have you done to my master!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Apprentice, have you misunderstood something?

Before Bajie had time to explain, Ao Lie yelled "Ah".

Everyone turned to look at him.

I saw Ao Lie raised his head, pointed to the front and said: "Eldest senior brother, no, master, master is arresting the murderer and bringing him to justice!"

Bajie: "What?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk was a little puzzled.

Sun Xingzhe: "Where did you learn these strange words?"

Ao Lie stomped his feet and said eagerly: "Look, look!"

Everyone turned their heads and looked in the direction of his finger. It happened that a gust of wind blew away the rain and fog, revealing a plaque - Gaofu.

The co-author of the poor monk lost his way all the way and got lost?

"So Master brought him to do this?"

Bajie asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Ao Lie snorted: "What's none of your business? Can't you do what you love?"

Bajie: "...you Buddhist scriptures can play."

Amitabha, please don't drag the poor monk into this.

Sun Xingzhe held the Ruyi golden cudgel, and placed the other end directly on Bajie's shoulder.

Bajie tilted his head for a glance, and asked with a smile still on his face, "Is there someone who should explain to me?"

Sun Xingzhe snorted coldly, and the stick turned into a rope tied around Bajie's neck.

Bajie: "..."

Sun Xingzhe stuffed the other end of the rope into Chen Tangtang's hand: "Master, lead him in."

Sun Xingzhe pinched his waist with both hands and nodded triumphantly.

Let the master show the limelight, so that Mr. Gao respects and respects the master more.

Chen Tangtang looked at the rope in his hand, and then at the poor and beautiful man whose neck was tied by the rope. Maybe it was set off by the hemp rope, or maybe it was the addition of the misty rain and fog. He looked amazing. a sense of glamour.

Abstinence...abstinence~evil, Amitabha, the poor monk must not think in a wrong way.

Ao Lie also looked suspiciously at the newly released looks of the two.

He whispered to the elder brother: "Why do I feel that there is something weird?"

The author has something to say: Monster: Help, Tang Seng is going to eat monsters!

Tang's monk: No, the poor monk is a vegetarian!