[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Amitabha, help people to the end, send Buddha to the West.

Here, after Chen Tangtang discussed with Mr. Gao, Mr. Gao began to arrange a fast meal for Chen Tangtang. Chen Tangtang wandered around the yard a few times without anything to do.

From a distance, I saw Shiro having fun on the ground, but he refused to get up, and insisted on getting food to be brought to him.

"Tell your grandpa Gao that you will lose money if you make me like this!"

A servant couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "You kid, don't be too rampant, what did Mr. Gao do to you?"

Shiro turned his head arrogantly, and raised his voice: "I don't talk to people like you who are full of foul language."

I wipe!

The domestic servant was about to beat him up with his fists clenched, but was stopped by others anyway.

"Don't fall for his tricks. If you touch him, he might stay at your house until the Chinese New Year!"

Really shameless people are invincible in the world.

She quietly turned around and avoided him, pretending that she didn't know this person.

When Chen Tangtang went to the back garden of the mansion, he saw that the fragrant grass in the garden was delicious, and the house flowers were colorful, it was too beautiful to behold.

She found a big rock under the silk tree, swept away the fallen flowers with her sleeve, and sat on it by herself.

At this time, a sparrow flew over with a "chirp".

Chen Tangtang smiled and stretched out her hand, and the chubby sparrow fell into her palm.

It seemed to be afraid that its claws would hurt her palm, so it was busy retracting its claws as soon as it fell, and it couldn't stand still for a while, and fell into her palm with a "slap".

This embarrassing scene made his small chest swell with anger.

Chen Tangtang poked lightly with his other hand.

The sparrow tilted its head and buried its head in its wings.

"Chirp—"

Attracted by another cry, Chen Tangtang turned her head and saw another sparrow jumping around on a branch, waving its wings at the sparrow in her palm, as if to demonstrate to it.

Chen Tangtang smiled softly, turned his gaze, but saw Ao Lie jump directly from outside the mansion onto the courtyard wall with his own eyes, and then, with a light push on the wall, he jumped off the wall.

His silver hair looked like a lake with soft waves in the sun, and the corners of his fluttering white robe looked like white cranes skimming across the lake, really graceful like a frightened bird, graceful like a swimming dragon.

He easily jumped down from the high wall and brushed the dust off his clothes with his hand. His smile was like fine ice particles glistening in the sun, with the sunshine and high-spiritedness unique to young people.

As if aware of her gaze, Ao Lie tilted his head and looked in her direction, his puzzled eyes immediately melted when they touched her.

"Master!" He smiled and ran over happily.

The sparrow in Chen Tangtang's hand was disturbed by him, and he flapped its wings and left.

Ao Lie ran over quickly, and before Chen Tangtang could speak, he couldn't wait to share his little secret with her.

"Master, I found something very interesting, do you want to go and see it together, Master?"

The tip of Chen Tangtang's nose moved, as if he smelled a sweet breath.

You disciple, how dare you steal behind your master's back?

Chen Tangtang took a closer look, there was still a bit of frosting on his lips, exuding a delicious luster under the bright sunshine.

Ao Lie's face turned red all of a sudden, and his silver eyes flickered: "Master, what are you looking at?"

He subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked it, it was sweet.

Ao Lie became even more ashamed.

The corners of his lips are naturally upturned, he always smiles, and his eyes are watery: "Master, Master, I was wrong. I just ate a candied haws, and nothing else."

"Amitabha." Chen Tangtang pretended not to mind at all, but hummed in his stomach.

Ao Lie rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Shall I take Master out to eat something delicious?"

Chen Tangtang's eyes were bright, but the expression on his face remained unchanged.

Children can be taught!

Ao Lie turned around Chen Tangtang, turned into a little silver dragon.

The dragon is born, and the clouds and rain gather.

The originally sunny weather turned cloudy to the naked eye.

The little white dragon let out an "aww" in a milky voice, and curled his tail, wrapping around the waist of his master.

Yeah!

The little white dragon's scales were turning red.

Master's waist is so thin.

He wrapped around Master's waist tightly, and clouds automatically gathered under the dragon's claws, and the little white dragon swam in the clouds, like a fish entering the sea, very unrestrained and free.

Chen Tangtang stared at the tip of the tail that was swinging back and forth in front of him, feeling as if he was being scratched by a cat's paw.

Finally, she stretched out her evil hand, bah, it was the right hand of God.

She touched his dragon's tail secretly. Although it wasn't the furry touch she liked, it also had a special feeling.

It's cold and slightly damp but you can feel the temperature of the body under the dragon scales, like a volcano under a glacier, a fire in ice and snow.

Ao Lie trembled greatly in response suddenly, Chen Tangtang let go of his hand immediately, and said nonchalantly, "Sorry."

It's as if she just touched it just by accident.

Ao Lie's heart was beating violently, as if it was about to explode.

Probably too much exercise.

Thinking this way, he plunged his head out of the cloud and headed towards the field.

Ao Lie twisted his body while falling, and the whole dragon body slowly changed into a human shape, and Chen Tangtang, who was entangled by his tail, also became a posture of being embraced by him in his arms.

The white clothes were like flying frost, and the silver threads were like falling snow, but he showed her a sunny smile without any intention in the icy and snowy field.

This is not like a majestic dragon, it's like a little wolf dog biting its tail to please her.

Chen Tangtang reached out and touched his head.

Ao Lie was overjoyed, his eyes bent into crescent moons, and he said with a smile: "Master, we are here."

Chen Tangtang looked around and found that the two of them fell to the ground, and there was no one plowing the field.

Where have everyone gone?

Before Chen Tangtang asked the question, Ao Lie said with a tacit understanding: "This is the interesting story I want to show Master."

Huh?

With that said, he led her to the foot of the mountain.

Along the way, I met a few village women and husbands, but the village women were all blushed but worried, and the villagers were blue-faced but gloating.

This strange scene made Chen Tangtang even more curious. However, as he went forward, there were more and more people. When he was approaching the center, there were people from the inner three floors and the outer three floors surrounding the front road.

Those who couldn't squeeze in stood on the towering slopes or rocks from a distance to watch.

"Yo Yo Yo, it's still on, it's up a tree! It's up a tree! Wow—it's gone to heaven! It's gone to heaven!" Someone watched and added an explanation.

"Hey, who do you think will win between the two of them?"

"It must be that golden retriever from outside! Look at his look, he looks so majestic, he will definitely beat this little boy to the ground."

"That's right, it's best to hit that little boy in the face, to see if he still seduces my wife!"

"Aren't you unmarried? Where did you come from?"

"The second mother and I were both in love with each other, and they agreed to come to propose marriage on a date, but what happened? When I turned around and saw this little boy, our marriage was ruined!"

The villagers were all sobbing, almost crying.

Chen Tangtang turned his head to look, and saw those people with slanted mouths, slanted eyes, and pockmarked faces.

Amitabha, poor monks don't tell lies, even if you don't have any bad faces, your wife... is still a fool!

"Slap in the face! Kick with your feet! Kick! Good!"

"Hey, that little boy's face is really thick, he kicked him like that and he's fine."

Chen Tangtang was listening to the gossip of several people with great interest, when Ao Lie suddenly said: "Master, look, is that senior brother?"

Chen Tangtang looked in the direction pointed by Ao Lie, however, the first thing she saw was a man above the cloud, that man was dressed in blue cloth with a flowered cloth towel around his waist, obviously he should fight with others, he But his body was tired and lazy, and he rested on the cloud.

The man was lying sideways on the white cloud, with his cheek resting on one hand, his black hair was tied up by a branch of peach blossom, and a gust of breeze brushed away the broken hair on his face, revealing the true face of this man.

Both Chen Tangtang and Ao Lie were stunned for a moment.

Ao Lie couldn't help but said: "Why does he look the same as that Shiro?"

This is true.

The same eyebrows and eyes are full of spring colors, looking gentle and gorgeous.

Ao Lie: "This face is more suitable for him. Shiro is simply an old hooligan who is greedy for money. Every move, every word and deed is destroying this face."

Chen Tangtang agreed from the bottom of his heart.

"You monster don't have to be so hypocritical, quickly take out your weapon!" Sun Xingzhe pointed at the man and shouted sharply.

The man sighed softly, his eyes were half closed, and he looked tired and sleepy, and said slowly: "I was beaten by you, what else do you want to do?"

Sun Xingzhe's stick almost touched the tip of his nose.

On the other hand, he fell back and lay on the soft white cloud.

The village women and girls on the ground screamed.

"You golden retriever is too unreasonable, you beat someone for no reason!"

"That's right, that's right, come and find someone to report to the officials!"

"That's right, I'm going to find the Yamen servant to catch up!"

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

It was the first time he knew about monster fights, and asked mortals to help him report to the police.

"Get up!" he yelled angrily.

In contrast to him, the man said calmly: "Don't worry, don't worry, what can't be solved, do you have to shout and kill?"

He covered his eyes with his hands: "Oh, the sun is so dazzling."

The fighting between the two froze when one side didn't cooperate.

A village woman carrying a vegetable basket raised her voice, "Yunlang, you haven't had your breakfast yet, why don't you eat first?"

"That's right, I brought you the cake I baked for you today, Yunlang!"

"Yunlang, eat my noodles."

"Go, go, your noodles have been boiled by now, Yunlang eats mine, my family just killed a pig today, and I made you a bowl of good meat."

The man stretched lazily, held down the cloud head and landed.

"That's not okay," he smiled slightly, opened his eyes, his eyes were as gentle as a river of spring water, and his voice was as gentle as a spring breeze, "I'm a vegetarian and don't eat meat."

The little lady held the basket and said coquettishly, "Yunlang, try it, you will definitely like it."

He shook his sleeves, put his hands behind his back, and shook his head while stepping back, his voice was gentle, but his words were merciless: "I can't break the precept, everyone in the village knows it."

"That is, what we all know, you are the only one who insists on being independent, what's the matter? Do you think Yun Lang can look at you in this way?"

"you!"

Two equally handsome young ladies started arguing like this.

But Yun Lang walked slowly up the plank road up the mountain, and said in his mouth: "I'm sorry, everyone, there are distinguished guests coming today, so there is no need for everyone to send food."

"Ah, Yunlang, at least bring these fruits up."

"Yunlang, don't..."

The village women and girls pushed aside the little lady who was carrying the meat, and chased after her.

The little lady was overwhelmed by the crowd, the basket in her hand fell to the ground, the silk flowers on her head were stepped into the mud, and she herself was pushed hard, and she was about to fall into the muddy water and be thrown into the muddy water. People laughed.

Suddenly, a pair of hands stretched out, gently supported her waist, and gently brushed her to the dry place beside her.

She swayed a few times and stood firmly on the ground.

The little lady turned her head immediately, and saw a rather beautiful monk squatting beside the muddy water, picking up the silk flowers she had dropped with clean fingers.

Her heart was beating violently.

The monk looked up and smiled at her.

At that moment, she almost heard the sound of flowers blooming.

Are all monks this good-looking now?

Fuck Yun Lang!The monk is her favorite!

The little lady stroked her temples, showing a shy smile.

The monk lowered his head.

The little lady's smile froze.

What's the matter, do you dislike my old lady for not being good-looking?

The monk picked up her basket again.

The little lady breathed a sigh of relief, she noticed with sharp eyes that the corner of the monk's robe was stained with muddy water.

Haha, God help me too!

The little lady said coquettishly, "Thank you Master, but your clothes are dirty. If Master doesn't mind, please let me wash them for you?"

The monk stood up, but restrained his smile.

The little lady thought to herself: a monk who is ascetic and indifferent is even more beautiful.

The monk handed the silk flowers and the basket to the little lady.

"Master—" she called out lingeringly, trying to touch the monk's hand with her fingers, "I washed it for the master by the way, you see, the silk flowers and the basket also need to be washed anyway... hey!"

She widened her eyes, staring at the new silk flowers and the new basket.

What about dirt?

What about rolling in the mud for a week?

This is... what the hell?

The monk stuffed the two things into her arms, turned around and walked towards the plank road without saying a word.

The little lady turned around and saw the yellow-haired boy who had just fought with Yun Lang sitting on a tree, staring at her coldly with golden eyes.

She subconsciously took a step back.

At this moment, a man in white clothes passed by her, turned his head and smiled at her, and asked lively, "Do you like the new silk flowers and the new basket?"

She didn't know why, but felt chills in her heart.

The man with silver hair and silver eyes also walked up the plank road.

The little lady hugged herself and shivered.

Yaoshou!Gold and silver have become fine!

Besides, Sun Xingzhe was also surprised to see Chen Tangtang.

"Why did master come here?" He turned his head to stare at Ao Lie and said, "You must have bewitched master to come out!"

Ao Lie: "..."

Don't say it as if I'm a goblin bewitching your man!

Ao Lie said sullenly: "Master is tired of staying in the mansion, so I will accompany Master..."

"You Longma people still dare to quibble?"

Ao Lie: "I've wanted to say it a long time ago, what kind of Dragon Horse people! If you don't believe me, ask Master!"

"Dare to bring out Master?"

Ao Lie stared, just about to refute him.

But seeing Sun Xingzhe folded his arms, he said coldly: "I am your elder brother. If you follow the rules of the world, I can represent the master and expel you from the sect!"

ah?Is there still such a rule in the world?

Chen Tangtang scratched his head in confusion.

Ao Lie was obviously frightened, he immediately said with a smile: "Senior Brother, I was wrong, next time I will definitely listen to Senior Brother."

Only then did Sun Xingzhe turn to Chen Tangtang, and said in a warm voice: "If Master wants to go out for a stroll, just tell me directly. This Longma person's childish nature may not be able to take care of Master."

"Hey!"

Sun Xingzhe raised his eyebrows.

Ao Lie immediately said in a courteous manner: "Brother, don't say that, I will not treat Master like this, I will definitely treat Master like an eyeball, just like Gao Taigong treated Gao Lansheng!"

Bah, who is your son!How dare you take advantage of the poor monk.

Sun Xingzhe patted the back of his head: "How dare you take advantage of Master?"

Ao Lie blinked: "No."

"I'll take care of you later."

Sun Xingzhe said solemnly to Chen Tangtang again: "Master has also seen it. That person may be the one appointed by the monster. I forced him out of the cave before. Now, he may not be able to get out again."

"There is a Yunzhan Cave on the mountain, and he is there."

Ao Lie rolled up his sleeves, scrambling to show in front of the master: "Then what are you waiting for, you and I will go and surrender this monster."

After finishing speaking, he ran up along the plank road in a swift motion.

Sun Xingzhe put away the golden cudgel, looked at Chen Tangtang's muddy clothes, and said, "Master, don't be careful, what if the little lady turns into a goblin?"

"Teacher, don't worry." Chen Tangtang looked unmoved.

Jinguang solves everything perfectly.

"Master, don't you know how scheming monsters are..."

You are also a monster yourself, is it really okay to say that?

"Monsters are just like Master..."

Chen Tangtang turned his head vigorously and stared at him.

Good monk?

Are all you monsters so heavy-mouthed?

"……Meat."

Oh I got it.

Chen Tangtang once again thought of the efficacy of Tang's monk's meat.

It turns out that you monsters are not good at birth, and you have to rely on poor monk meat for medicinal purposes.

Tsk tsk, being a monster is not easy.

Sun Xingzhe looked at Chen Tangtang in a daze, and shuddered inexplicably. He always felt that Master was thinking about something important again, so it was better not to ask.

He lowered his head and studied his muddy sleeves again.

Since he got the treasured cassocks from the abbot in Guanyinyuan, the master didn't have to wear the one full of pearls and jade all day, but the work of cleaning the cassocks fell on his head.

"Master, don't be too careful. The cassock is not easy to clean if it is soiled with mud."

Think of him as the Monkey King, with his hands piercing the sky, and now he has started to pinch needles and wash clothes.

No, you have to find an honest junior to take over these jobs.

Sun Xingzhe thought about this in his heart.

The author has something to say: Sun Xingzhe: Junior brother goes to wash clothes

Second Junior Brother: No hurry, no hurry

Little White Dragon: I'm coming!I come!

Sun Xingzhe: No, who crushed Master's favorite cassock last time!

Xiaobailong (in a small voice): I didn't mean it either.

Second Junior Brother: So, we are short of a Junior Brother who does laundry.