[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The man groaned weakly.

Chen Tangtang immediately supported him again.

Amitabha, the poor monk did not do it on purpose.

The man frowned, his eyelashes trembling slightly.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

No, no, the Buddha couldn't bear it either.

Chen Tangtang turned his face away, his shoulders trembled slightly.

I can't bear it anymore...

Gao Taigong shouted from outside the collapsed wall: "Elder, elder, what's the matter?"

"Pfft...cough!"

Chen Tangtang held back his smile, and asked in a gentle voice, "Are you... all right?"

I saw that although the person's figure was like a charming woman, his face was a serious and dignified man's face, with rouge smeared on his wheat-colored face and Qingdai painted on his sword eyebrows.

His face is not ugly, not only is it not ugly but also handsome, and his makeup is not untidy, it's just that such a coquettish figure with such a handsome man's face, coupled with a perfect and charming makeup, is like mixing delicious dishes. Into a pot, stir and stir, and finally become a dish similar to swill.

"Hey..." He didn't speak, but wept softly with a pair of sword eyebrows.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, do not despise evil, do not despise evil.

"Sir, what happened?"

"Hey..." "Miss Gao" rolled up her flowery sleeves, and covered her face with her orchid fingers.

Buddha, save the poor monk.

Chen Tangtang felt distressed in his heart, but his face was calm and calm: "Benefactor, don't be nervous, the poor monk is here to help the benefactor."

"Hey, master..." "Miss Gao" squeezed her throat and threw herself into Chen Tangtang's arms.

However, he was taller than her and possessed a lot of strength, so he threw Chen Tangtang to the ground, with his iron head right on her chest.

With a sound of "dang", a big bag popped out on his head, and the golden light disappeared in a flash.

Sun Xingzhe, who didn't know when he came in, was about to help out, but he saw this scene helplessly.

He stared at Chen Tangtang's chest without saying a word.

"Master, I don't know how to do anything." Sun Xingzhe looked helpless and wanted to laugh, "You don't want to hide iron in your chest, do you?"

"Besides, what's the use of iron?"

Sun Xingzhe smiled freely: "Master, don't worry, even my breasts are bigger than yours..."

"when--"

"Slow down! Slow down! Abbot, don't hurt my son!" Gao Taigong, who had finally climbed in, panted heavily, but when he looked up, he saw that he had been enchanted The late son who made heaven and earth obediently raised his hands and knelt in the corner of the wall. Beside him making the same gesture was the golden retriever who had been cold and frightening since he entered the door.

Both of them had the same big bumps on their foreheads, as if they had been beaten violently.

"Uh..." Taigong Gao turned his head and looked at the eminent monk from Tang Dynasty.

The eminent monk's face was kind and his eyes were as clear as water, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like he would beat someone up.

No, how could he think so much about the eminent monk? It's really rude.

"What's the matter? Who hurt my son like this?" Mr. Gao couldn't hide his anger.

"Amitabha." Chen Tangtang said nothing.

Not telling is not equal to lying, there is nothing wrong with it!

Gao Taigong couldn't figure out the answer, he only thought that the two of them were accidentally hit by a stone falling from the wall.

Gao Taigong wanted to embrace his son distressedly.

That "Miss Gao" tried hard to get into the corner, choked out her deep voice, and whispered, "My daughter is going to marry that unrivaled hero."

Sun Xingzhe's ears immediately froze.

Could it be that you fell in love with my master after bumping into each other?

Grandfather Gao seemed to understand what "Miss Gao" was talking about, and nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, don't worry, Dad will definitely find that person for you."

"Miss Gao" gave a sweet "um", and looked at Chen Tang Tang with interlocking eyes, and suddenly covered her face shyly with a "sigh" and turned her head away.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Buddha, is a monster a monster?It's not a breach of the precept if the poor monk beats him up, right?

However, she suddenly caught the point.

"Son?" Chen Tangtang said coldly, "Didn't you mean Miss Gao?"

Grandpa Gao's face froze.

Chen Tangtang said to himself coldly: "Could it be that your husband's surname is Miss Gao Ming?"

Grandpa Gao: "This..."

Chen Tangtang glanced at the face of "Miss Gao", and immediately covered his heart, feeling that he was injured internally.

Sun Xingzhe sneered, and said in his mouth: "Up to now, you are still hiding it. Do you want to strip this Miss Gao naked so that you can tell the truth!"

Grandpa Gao looked at him in horror, as if saying "You beast".

And his own master looked at him in surprise, as if he really thought he was going to do this.

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

"No, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Sun Xingzhe turned his head, continued to stare at Grandpa Gao, and said coldly: "However, I still have a lot of ways in my hands to make you tell the truth obediently. My master is kind-hearted and willing to help anyone. I can help you." It's different, if you have any unruly intentions towards my master... I can tell you that I poked a hole in the sky 500 years ago, and now, I don't mind poking a hole again in this Gaojiazhuang! "

Grandpa Gao is just a mortal, how could he bear the threat of the Monkey King, so he could only say with a shy face: "Elder, elder, you must save us, it's not that I don't want to tell the truth, it's just that this is a family scandal. ..."

As he spoke, he was about to kneel down to Chen Tangtang.

Sun Xingzhe swayed and stood in front of Chen Tangtang. He took out the Ruyi golden cudgel from his ear, and the golden cudgel grew when the wind came, reaching to Taigong Gao's chin.

Where did Mr. Gao see this before? His bent legs froze completely, and his whole body shook like chaff.

"Are you going to threaten my master?" Sun Xingzhe smiled grimly.

Grandpa Gao waved his hands in a panic: "No, no, I don't dare, little old man, I dare not!"

Sun Xingzhe said in a cold voice: "Don't think that I have never seen an old man like you. I think that if Yi Lao Mai Lao cries, kneels, and makes a fuss, he is begging for help. Beg for help!"

Grandpa Gao nodded wildly, not daring to act like a demon again.

Sun Xingzhe turned to look at his master after beating Gao Taigong, only to see that the master was staring at the sky beyond the broken wall in a daze.

Well, it's not like I haven't seen such a dazed master before, I'm used to it.

Sun Xingzhe had no choice but to ask Gao Taigong again about the cause of the whole incident.

It turned out that Mr. Gao had two daughters and one son. The eldest daughter was named Xianglan, the second daughter was named Yulan, and the youngest son was named Lansheng.

Because he was the only son and the youngest, Mr. Gao treated him as a pain in the eyeball.Gao Lansheng was in poor health when he was young, so the Taoist priest said that he would raise him as a daughter, so Taigong Gao named his youngest son Cuilan, and regarded him as his own youngest daughter. Sure enough, it was much better.

It was not until the age of 16 that Gao Taigong asked Gao Lansheng to take off the Cuihuan long skirt and change into men's clothing.Gao Lansheng is good at dancing with words and ink, and with spears and clubs. In this Gao Laozhuang, he is a young talent who can break through the threshold of a matchmaker.

"No, isn't the boy from before your son?"

"No, no, it's just that I know my foster son. Alas, I don't know when Lan Sheng's illness will be cured. If it won't heal for the rest of my life, after a hundred years of my little old man, someone will continue to take care of him." Mr. Gao What he said was tears, and he wanted to arouse the compassion of the master and the apprentice, so that the two monks could do their best to help their family's mess.

However, his eyes were swollen from crying, and he looked up, okay, the master and apprentice, one looked up at the sky, the other looked down at the ground, and neither of them looked at him. There was not even a crowd of supporters.

Seeing that he had finished howling, Sun Xingzhe pointed to the male and female "Miss Gao" and said, "Then how did he become like this?"

Gao Taigong secretly hated these two people's hearts as hard as stones, but said in his mouth: "I don't know, little old man, just one morning, he suddenly became like this, as if... as if he had been enchanted by a demon!"

Grandpa Gao wiped his tears, and "Miss Gao" also squatted in the corner and wiped his tears.

"Hey, I'm going to marry that man."

"Is this the result of being enchanted? Do you have to marry?"

Sun Xingzhe thought to himself—oh, there are indeed many monsters who have taken a fancy to mortals and want to have fun with mortals~ Okay, so they use demon methods to confuse mortal minds. Which vixen prefers this kind of transsexual who is neither male nor female?

Tsk tsk, I always feel like I can't think about it.

"Then before and after your son's accident, did anything else happen in the mansion?"

As soon as Grandpa Gao wanted to say that nothing happened, Sun Xingzhe immediately stared into his eyes like burning gold, and said coldly: "Let's talk about small things..."

Taigong Gao's beard almost stood on end in fright, he thought about it carefully, clapped his hands, and really thought of a trivial matter.

"The only thing is that Lan Sheng once rescued an injured rabbit on the mountain. After Lan Sheng's temperament changed..."

Sun Xingzhe: "Tsk tsk."

It's not just a big change in temperament, is it?

Gao Taigong was so angry with this narrow-minded golden hair that he blew his beard and stared, but he still didn't dare to chase him away, so he continued in a low voice: "...Afterwards, the house was in chaos, and it was only later that the rabbit rescued by Lan Sheng was discovered. Gone."

"Oh?" Sun Xingzhe raised his golden eyebrows, "So it's Master Rabbit."

Grandpa Gao's eyes widened: "What do you mean! Who is the master of the rabbit? You are the master of the rabbit!"

Sun Xingzhe was about to speak out, but Chen Tangtang's confused and curious voice came from behind him——

"Master Rabbit?"

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

Why do you not come back to your senses when you are needed, but you come back to your senses when these things are mentioned.

Sun Xingzhe said helplessly, "Master!"

Chen Tang Tangren rubbed his golden ponytail casually, raised his eyes and said indifferently: "Where did you talk about?"

Both of them paused, as if neither of them wanted to continue talking about the embarrassing topic just now.

Sun Xingzhe reacted faster, and said in his mouth: "That's right, we just guessed that this thing was done by the rabbit demon."

Seeing that he was not talking nonsense, Mr. Gao nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes."

"Rabbit demon?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

Sun Xingzhe continued his own words: "However, the rabbit monster has too many natural enemies, and it is not easy to practice. There are very few people who have cultivated to the level of supernatural powers to set up this situation. Generally, they will not do anything to ordinary people at this level of cultivation. These things."

He touched his chin: "This incident seems to be a revenge."

"Revenge?" Gao Taigong couldn't help but said angrily: "We have provoked someone, and it is too shameful to be retaliated like this."

Indeed, changing a good gentleman into such a way, and blinding his mind to let him marry a man, this kind of revenge is too low-handed.

Sun Xingzhe said indifferently: "Since the monster cast a spell to force your husband to marry another husband, you may be able to find out something as long as you find the person appointed by the monster."

Grandpa Gao stroked his palms: "That's right! Just right, we just caught that man."

Sun Xingzhe and Chen Tangtang looked at each other.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "This apprentice is really powerful."

Sun Xingzhe was happy when he heard the master's praise, but he said: "The master who has been distracted the whole time knows that I am good, so I must be really good."

Chen Tangtang raised his head to look at his forehead that had been swollen, and asked in a calm tone as if chanting a Buddha's name: "I want to do it again."

Sun Xingzhe: "Master, you..." You have become bad.

Even if he was made of steel, he couldn't bear Master's slap wrapped in golden light.

His master is indeed the best in the world.

Sun Xingzhe blushed and said coldly, "Don't bother Master."

Chen Tangtang smiled: "Master, I'm teaching you to be naughty."

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

Master, you have really become bad.

Just then, someone shouted outside the wall: "Grandfather, people are coming, people are coming!"

Sun Xingzhe was in front, Chen Tangtang was behind, and the two walked out.

Suddenly, Chen Tangtang couldn't move.

She lowered her head, and saw that "Miss Gao" pinching the orchid finger, grabbing the corner of her cassock.

He raised his head and looked at her shyly, his cheeks were flushed, however, matched with his serious and handsome face, his eyes were uncommonly hot.

"Amitabha."

Buddha, save me!

"Miss Gao" narrowed her eyes, opened her mouth, and bit her cuff lightly, staring at her while biting, as if she was about to eat her.

Was there really a grown male soul living in his body?

These eyes are not like that.

"Amitabha, benefactor, when it's time to let go, learn to let go."

After finishing speaking, Chen Tangtang then turned his head and walked out.

In the end, this "Miss Gao" let go, but moved her mouth.

With his hands down, he bit her trouser leg, and he remained motionless, like an old dog who insisted on begging for a stutter.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Poor monk, this is a sudden disaster

Just as she was thinking about it, she saw a vase on a shelf next to it, swaying in place without any wind or external force, fell down, and hit "Miss Gao" on the back of the head with a "bang".

"Miss Gao" rolled her eyes, fainted, and personally demonstrated to Chen Tangtang what a real sudden disaster is.

Chen Tangtang whispered: "Poor monk...just thinking about it, Amitabha, Amitabha."

She lifted her foot and tried to walk again, but she still couldn't move.

It turned out that even if "Miss Gao" passed out, she would still bite her pants tightly. If she pulled hard again, she would probably be naked.

Chen Tangtang lifted his trousers and moved them out slowly. "Miss Gao" was dragged out by her like a rag.

After she came out, she saw another strange scene——

Outside, Shiro's four hooves were tied together, and a long stick was passed through the hemp rope. Two big men carried the long stick, like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered, and carried him over.

Sun Xingzhe and Gao Taizheng surrounded him, commenting and pointing.

Sun Xingzhe said: "Although I can't see what he is, he is not a monster."

Gao Taigong doubted: "But he has the face of a rabbit!"

What?

Shiro, who was too lazy to move, suddenly turned his head and glared at the speaker.

Grandpa Gao was taken aback, and when he turned his head, he saw the youngest son who was holding someone else's leg pendant.

"Lan Sheng! What's wrong with you!"

Gao Taigong managed to wake up his younger son and let him see if Shiro was the one he wanted.

Not knowing whether to call it Miss Gao or someone from Mr. Gao, he turned his head and glanced at Shiro, quickly covered his eyes, and cried, "Oh, how ugly, my daughter should not marry an ugly monster! "

What the hell!

Shiro was out of breath, but laughed instead.

You don't have a mirror to look at yourself, do you?

Although my face is not my own, it is still one of the most handsome men in the world!Ugly?Are you afraid...

and many more.

Shiro still wanted to bury him for a few words, but as if he suddenly thought of something, a gloating smile appeared on his face.

Gao Taigong tossed a lot, but in the end he admitted the wrong person, so he had to order someone to untie Shiro.

But Shiro rolled around on the ground with the pole in his arms, crying and howling: "No, I have developed feelings for both the hemp rope and the pole, so don't try to separate us."

"...You can tie them up if you want, and let them go if you want. Is there any reason? My body and my heart are also hurt. If there is no compensation today, I will be at your house."

He has such a lot of "baba", and he co-authored it for money, and he almost lost money.

Sun Xingzhe ignored him and said directly: "The most important thing right now is to find the man the monster is referring to. I'll look for it."

Before Taigong Gao could speak in the future, he saw him turn somersault and fly away on auspicious clouds.

Grandpa Gao was dumbfounded, and stumbled, "Elder, this, this is..."

Chen Tangtang didn't say much, just put his hands together lightly, and said: "Amitabha."

In Gao Taigong's view, she had a trustworthy aura all over her body, and even her bald head emitted a dazzling Buddha's light.

His eyes became wild all of a sudden.

"Elder...no, holy monk, I have one more request."

Chen Tangtang stared at him.

"This way please, holy monk."

Grandpa Gao invited her to the main hall, "Miss Gao" looked at her back reluctantly, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

Seeing this scene, the servant shuddered.

Oh my god, sir, you don't want ugly people to make troubles, okay?

Shiro stared at "Miss Gao" as if he saw something from her, and shouted in a low voice, "Get lost!"

Suddenly, a strong wind blew up on the ground, and "Miss Gao" lay limply on the ground.

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Chen Tangtang and Gao Taigong came to the main hall, but they didn't find Ao Lie who was supposed to be waiting here.

As soon as Gao Taigong entered the door, he said anxiously: "Holy Monk, there is still one matter that must be resolved."

"Benefactor, please speak."

Gao Taigong hesitated and hawed, it seemed difficult to speak.

Chen Tangtang's heart skipped a beat.

Not good.

Gao Taigong said: "You have also seen it. My son has become like this now. How can I make the person designated by the monster say 'I like you'? I have thought about it, little old man, and only the god monk can do it." Help."

Gao Taigong also knew that he was trying to make things difficult for others, so he had an embarrassed look on his face.

No, no, don't look at the poor monk, the poor monk didn't hear anything, didn't hear anything.

Besides, don't you think it's too impolite for you to make such a request to a monk!

"Holy Monk, as long as Lan Sheng can be saved, the little old man is willing...willing..."

"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't care about things outside his body."

"Zhuojing has an ancestral Vegetarian craftsmanship."

"...However, the poor monk can't bear the suffering of my husband."

Hey, where is the promised monk?

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang: Saint monks also have to eat.

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White Cat: Forget about me again.

Someone: You can do it, the master has forgotten how many times I am a living person.

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To explain, although the story of Journey to the West took place in the Tang Dynasty, many of the words used in the book are from the Ming Dynasty. Moreover, when I wrote it, I added some modern words for the sake of lively writing. I hope you don’t mind.