[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Along the way, Chen, Tang and Tang met Buddha and worshiped Buddha, met pagodas and swept pagodas, and met Zen and preached scriptures when they met people with predestined relationship.

One day, several people were walking on the road, because it was a relatively rough road, Ao Lie did not turn into a horse.

Sun Xingzhe said: "Why don't I carry Master behind my back?"

Ao Lie immediately jumped up: "If you want to carry it, I will carry it."

Bajie smiled and said: "Why don't I come? I have never had close contact with Master."

Chen Tangtang waved his hand: "It's okay to be a teacher."

She walked briskly, and she really didn't look as delicate as they thought.

Ao Lie said as he walked: "No matter how I think about it, I feel that what happened in Gao Laozhuang is weird."

Sun Xingzhe immediately gave him an appreciative look.

"By the way," Ao Lie looked at Bajie with great interest, "So you weren't Marshal Tianpeng, why were you demoted to the mortal world?"

Bajie touched his face, smiled and said: "Maybe it's because I'm so good-looking, so that I violated the rules of heaven?"

Sun Xingzhe: "Your pigskin is so thick!"

Ao Lie made a nauseous gesture.

Chen Tangtang let out a "wow": "Really? So you are so powerful."

Bajie: "..."

It was obviously a joke that I said, but now I feel like I have been tricked by myself.

Bajie touched his nose: "No..."

He suddenly changed his mind, and asked: "And why were you two demoted to the mortal world?"

Sun Xingzhe smiled: "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace."

Ao Lie shook his hand embarrassingly: "Burn the jewel in the palace."

Bajie: "..."

It looks like they are stronger than him.

Only then did Chen Tangtang suddenly realize: "It turns out that everyone was demoted from the Heavenly Palace to learn scriptures? Is this also a transformation?"

The eyes of the three apprentices all fell on her.

"Master." Ao Lie's eyes brightened.

"Then you are..." Sun Xingzhe was a little curious.

"Are you also demoted to the world?" Bajie asked with a smile.

Chen Tangtang stroked his chin: "Impossible? As a teacher, I always feel that God treats me very favorably, and I shouldn't have this kind of treatment when I was demoted to the mortal world."

"Maybe it's just what Bajie said..." Chen Tangtang smiled slightly, blooming in the sun, "It's so lucky for the teacher to foul."

The three were speechless.

"Do you find it strange?" Sun Xingzhe said vigilantly: "The mountain is so high, the mountain stream is bottomless, and the mountain road is so bumpy. There are forests, but there are no birdsong."

Ao Lie nodded hurriedly: "It's really infiltrating."

Bajie yawned lazily: "Who can beat us? Besides..."

Bajie glanced at Chen Tangtang with a smile: "Master can still eat monsters."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Hugh, Hugh is going to make fun of it!If a monk eats a monster, how can it be said to be eating?It should be said to be an excess, yes, an excess.

Just at this moment, there was a sudden gust of bad wind on the mountain.

Ao Lie raised his voice: "Oops, it's windy, and... the wind is not normal."

Sun Xingzhe commanded: "Find a place to hide first."

As soon as the words were finished, he and Ba Jie moved at the same time, grabbing Master's arms from left to right, and pulling them to the two sides respectively.

Chen Tangtang felt that he was about to be torn apart by the two of them.

Ao Lie said in horror: "Hey! What are you doing! Master hurts!"

Sun Xingzhe and Bajie turned their heads at the same time, only to find that they had done the same thing.

"Let go! You idiot!" Sun Xingzhe said angrily.

Bajie: "You should let go!"

Chen Tangtang exclaimed.

Wow, the wind seems to be strong again.

The two thought that they had hurt their master, but they let go at the same time.

Ao Lie at the side took the opportunity to pull Chen Tangtang to hide in a crevice sheltered from the wind. There was a crack in the crevice, just enough to squeeze a person in.

"Master, go in quickly." Ao Lie was talking, but accidentally got sand in his mouth.

Chen Tangtang was pushed into the rock crack by Ao Lie, while her three apprentices stood side by side, blocking the rock crack.

"What are you going to do?"

Sun Xingzhe said: "I haven't seen any big winds and waves. Master don't have to worry about me."

Ao Lie also comforted: "The wind and waves on the sea are much stronger than here."

"Then Bajie, you come in and hide, I shrink in, and there is still a place."

Sun Xingzhe and Ao Lie Qiqi turned their heads to stare at him, as if saying "If you dare to go in, I will break your leg".

Bajie said helplessly: "What kind of person do you think I am? Although I am a little lazy, I will not compete with Master at this time... The wind is strong again, which is too big."

Sun Xingzhe said: "A demonic wind, maybe there are monsters, just wait for me to smell the wind."

Bajie chuckled lightly: "When did you buy a dog's nose from Xiaotiangou?"

Sun Xingzhe said bluntly: "It's better than your big pig nose, which is useless except for eating."

As he said that, Sun Xingzhe inserted his hands into the wind, stirred it lightly, twisted his fingers, twisted a wisp of wind and passed it to the tip of his nose for a light sniff.

Bajie asked, "What do you smell?"

Sun Xingzhe glanced at him: "I smell you farted."

Bajie: "You fart!"

Sun Xingzhe: "Look, you just let it go with your mouth."

Bajie: "...Since when did you become so eloquent, monkey?"

He raised his arm and abducted Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe's face darkened, and he let go of the wind in his hand.

Bajie didn't joke with him either.

Ao Lie said nervously: "What's wrong, big brother? Is there something?"

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "I smell a fishy smell, I'm afraid it's not good, it's better for us to pass this mountain early."

"Disciple..." Chen Tangtang called him softly.

Sun Xingzhe turned his head, his bright eyes were particularly firm in the yellow sand all over the sky: "Master, don't worry."

Ao Lie said: "This gust of wind kicks up the yellow sand, and I can't see the direction at all."

Sun Xingzhe took a few steps forward, looking around with his piercing eyes, trying to find a way out.

At this moment, accidents happened.

A sudden evil wind stings directly at his eyes, even if his eyes are golden, he can't bear the pain of his eyes getting lost in the sand, and keeps crying against the wind.

"Be careful!" Sun Xingzhe swept across with his stick, and the tip of the stick touched a soft place, as if it had touched something.

Bajie took a closer look, it was a demon tiger.

He swung the nine-tooth nail palladium and threw it at the demon tiger.

The demon tiger passed by in a sway, and fled into the distance.

Sun Xingzhe and Bajie immediately chased after him.

Ao Lie also wanted to chase after him, but after running for two steps, he suddenly thought of something and turned back.

"Master, I am here to guard you."

However, there is no response.

Ao Lie's heart skipped a beat, a bad premonition arose.

He immediately looked into the cave and said, "Master! Master!"

However, the cave was empty.

"Damn it!" Ao Lie punched the gravel angrily, the gravel cracked and his hands began to bleed.

In other words, when the three apprentices chased the monster and ran away, a tiger monster jumped out from nowhere, grabbed Chen Tangtang in its mouth and fled away.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "Amitabha, please don't bite the poor monk's clothes. The clothes of the poor monk are limited."

It just so happened that the tiger demon also had pain in her cheek, so he threw her back and onto his tiger's back.

Chen Tangtang stroked the smooth and easy-to-touch fur of the tiger demon, sighed in relief, and hugged the tiger's neck.

But the tiger demon thought she was going to resist, and even wanted to pinch his own neck, so he couldn't help but sneered.

A mortal is not as powerful as a demon, even if he doesn't do anything, this petite monk can't even think of hurting a hair on him.

Tch, mortals are so weak.

The tiger demon carried Chen Tangtang all the way into the monster's cave.

After entering the door, he yelled and opened it: "Go and report to the king, Tiger Pioneer came back victorious, and brought a beauty to the king!"

The little monster responded and immediately went to report.

Even though it is just a cave, the monsters in the mansion are in order.

Hu Xianfeng wanted to report back to the king, so he left her at the gate and let the little monster guard her.

Chen Tangtang sat on a smooth stone inside the door.

The little monsters couldn't help but peek at her while chatting: "I heard she's a beauty!"

"Your Majesty is blessed."

"Ah, she looked at me, she looked at me, she is really beautiful, can you see if the point between her eyebrows is drawn?"

"Isn't it? I've heard that some mortals are born with this."

"Shall we go and lick it?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

A group of stinky hooligans and monsters, what are you going to do to this poor monk?

At this moment, a monster's voice came from the cave - "The king ordered that beauty to come in".

Chen Tangtang was speechless and followed the little monster into the inner door. Just after meeting the monster king, the king turned to Hu Qianfeng and said, "Are you blind? Didn't you see that is a monk? A beauty? Beautiful head!"

General Tiger refused: "Your Majesty, take a look, isn't she pretty?"

The king turned his head and scanned her up and down.

Chen Tangtang also saw him clearly. He was wearing a robe dyed with Sophora japonica, with a golden mask on half of his face, making him look even more mysterious and handsome.

He looked at Chen Tangtang's face carefully, and couldn't help admiring: "It's really wonderful, you see her face is white without powder, her lips are red without pimples, her eyebrows are black without painting, especially the cinnabar in the center of Dai's eyebrows. Mole, it's really wonderful."

But after the praise, the monster king was very sad: "Why is he a monk? If it is a woman, I can still use it, but the man... well, I can only eat it."

The monster king glanced at her face again, feeling even more regretful: "By the way, who are you?"

Chen Tangtang put his hands together and said, "The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and was ordered to go to the west to learn scriptures."

"What!" The monster king jumped up, pointed at Chen Tangtang and said in shock, "You are the monk Tang who eats monsters!"

What the hell is that!When did the poor monk gain such a reputation!

The monster was taken aback by the title of "Tang Monk", and when he saw Tiger Pioneer in a blink of an eye, he kicked it.

Tiger Pioneer has rough skin and thick flesh, so nothing happened.

"My lord, her reputation for eating monsters is probably based on rumors. When I slapped her, she also tried to resist. Look, I still have nothing wrong with me."

The king of monsters rolled his eyes and thought: Hu Xianfeng is right. In this world, there are only monsters who cannibalize people. How can anyone eat monsters?Haha, they must be spreading rumors.

The king nodded: "That's good, let's eat her."

"But—" the king silently lowered his jaw, and glanced at Chen Tangtang, "She was traveling all the way, full of dust, she must be extremely dirty."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Nonsense, the poor monk is a good monk who loves cleanliness.

The king said: "I remember that there is running water in our cave, take her to wash it well, so that the meat will be more delicious."

Hu Xianfeng nodded quickly: "The king is still very powerful."

The king continued: "Besides, I remember that this man was married to a monk under the imperial decree of the Tang king... Ah bah! It's to learn from the scriptures..."

Hu Xianfeng was helpless: "Is the king thinking about marrying a monk?"

The king said angrily, "Shut up!"

Tiger Pioneer immediately kept silent.

"Deal with those two apprentices first, and then enjoy this monk well. At that time, my majesty will be able to enjoy this delicacy with peace of mind."

The king walked down from the throne with a smile, walked up to Chen Tangtang, and touched her face.

Tiger Pioneer squinted in contempt.

And you said you don't want to marry a monk?

The author has something to say: OK, the second update is complete~ good night