[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang stayed in the water for only a short while, and then saw King Si came back, still holding her first disciple's wishful golden cudgel and second disciple's nine-tooth nail palladium in her hands.

This... why is this?With the abilities of her two apprentices, she shouldn't have lost so quickly.

Before Chen Tangtang could ask a question, he came over eagerly and showed her a strong arm.

"I see you keep looking at me, do you like this king's muscles very much? Come, let you touch them!"

Where did the poor monk look at your arm, what the poor monk clearly saw was my disciple's weapon in your hand!

Chen Tangtang said coldly: "How did the benefactor get my disciple's weapon?"

King Si raised his head and showed off: "Of course your apprentices are inferior to others and lost to me. They begged me to spare their lives, so they offered their weapons. Not only did they offer their weapons, they also said I will also give you to this king..."

Chen Tangtang looked at him coolly.

King Xi's voice became smaller and smaller.

Her tail slapped against the water, splashing water all over his head and face.

King Xi stared at her angrily with rounded eyes: "Don't think that I dare to touch you!"

His hand rested on the edge of the barrel, and the veins on the back of his hand bulged. With a force, with a "click", he broke one side of the tub.

"Did you see, my big fist, if you punch it, you will die."

However, even though he threatened so far, Chen Tangtang didn't even raise his eyelids.

King Xi was discouraged, but he had nothing to do with her.

With such a weak body, he couldn't really beat her.

"Okay, okay, let me tell the truth, tell the truth, okay?"

It was only then that Chen Tangtang looked at him.

He wiped a shiny circle on his arm, and said with a smile: "Look here, this is a baby, hehe, big baby."

He didn't know where he thought, rubbed the back of his head, and let out a wretched laugh.

Chen Tangtang stared at the bright circle on his bronze arm, after looking around, he felt that this circle was no different from the three circles on her arm.

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "This is nothing special."

Saying "no big deal" to a man who has already delusional hey hey, it's like saying that he can't do it. King Xi immediately became angry and yelled: "Who said I can't do it! Who said I can't do it!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

No one said it, you said it yourself.

King Si clenched the barrel tightly with both hands, and his tall body pressed down towards her like a hill. He raised his thick eyebrows, and the tip of his tongue slipped over his lower lip, and his vigorous masculine aura rushed towards her like a tide.

"Say I can't do it, huh?" He frivolously made an ending sound with the tip of his tongue, and his deep eyes seemed to swallow her in one gulp.

The poor monk didn't say anything!

Chen Tangtang was so wronged that he wanted to die.

"My lord will let you experience it, little beauty, whether I can do it or not..."

He raised his arms and hugged her suddenly.

However, Chen Tangtang plunged into the bucket, and his silver hair slid past his fingertips like running water, leaving only a smooth and cold touch.

She hid at the bottom of the water, leaning her back on the barrel, raised her head, and looked at him through the clear water.

On the surface of the water, King Si stared at her with fire in his eyes, like a wild beast coveting its prey. The beast raised its paw, and slowly licked the place where her silver thread passed on her finger.

The pink tongue swept across the bronzed skin, and it was fragrant~yan.

With a sound of "poof", the water broke, and Chen Tangtang got out from the bottom.

She wiped her face with her hand, and said in a low voice: "I also hope that the benefactor, the poor monk, will observe the etiquette, otherwise he will be punished by heaven."

"God's punishment?" King Xi frowned and smiled, "If there is really a heaven's punishment, then come, just hope my forehead will be smashed! Come! Who is afraid..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud "bang", the whole cave began to tremble, and sand and stones began to rustle from the top of his head.

But the falling gravel was very strange, instead of hitting Chen Tangtang, it just fell on the top of King Si's head.

King Xi screamed "Aoao" when he was smashed.

Hearing another "boom", a bolt of lightning that was as thick as two people hugging each other struck straight down, and struck King Si's head. His whole body trembled, and he fell to the ground with a "bang".

Chen Tang and Tang Mingming were by his side, but he was not harmed in the slightest.

Look, look, what did the poor monk say.

She pulled the tail of the fish, leaned to the side of the bucket, and poked her head to look, only to see that his skin was split open, his hair stood on end, and there was faint blue-purple electric current flickering on his body, and there was a smell of burnt cowhide in the air.

Chen Tangtang rolled his eyes and put his hands together with a smile: "Amitabha, thank you Buddha."

"Benefactor, the poor monk has already warned you."

King Xi slowed down for a while, and then slowly got up from the ground.

He rested his arms on the side of the bucket, raised his dark face scorched by lightning, and grinned, revealing his white teeth. A puff of black smoke came out of his mouth, and then he coughed non-stop.

His whole body was almost burnt to black charcoal, but the white circle on his arm was still shining.

"I don't know what the donor is carrying on his arm?"

After King Si was struck by lightning, he didn't dare to make excessive movements anymore. He stroked the circle on his arm and said, "This is called Vajra Cutting. He can handle any precious weapon you want. I can suck it in!"

It was only then that Chen Tangtang suddenly realized that he had cheated with such a thing to defeat her apprentice.

Chen Tangtang said solemnly: "Can the poor monk take a look?"

King Xi grabbed Vajra Zhuo and looked at her suspiciously, but seeing her upright face, she didn't seem like someone who could steal his Vajra Zhuo.

"Well..." He stretched his arms forward, "Then I'll touch it for you."

The corner of Chen Tangtang's mouth twitched.

Don't you think that the poor monk doesn't know the little Jiujiu in your heart. He wants to take the opportunity of the poor monk to touch your diamond carving, so that the poor monk accidentally touches your arm, right?

Bah, you shameless monster.

Chen Tangtang calmly said "Amitabha", and said righteously: "What are you, the poor monk has three vajra circles, and all of them are better than yours."

King Xi had a look of disbelief.

Chen Tangtang rolled up his sleeves, and there were three gold hoops on his white arms.

"This thing..." King Si rubbed his chin, as if he was thinking about something.

Chen Tangtang whispered: "The three of them have special effects."

"Well?"

King Si grinned: "No, you are definitely not as good as me."

Chen Tangtang looked directly at him, and slowly said: "Then give it a try, this vajra circle will give you a special feeling."

King Si stared at the three golden hoops on her arms.

From the depths of her mind, Chen Tangtang dug out the mantra of disturbing her mind who had taught her, and recited it silently.

As soon as King Xi grasped his heart, he stared at the three gold hoops in disbelief, and then slowly turned his gaze to her face.

Chen Tangtang recited silently in his heart, his face bright and clear without a trace of haze.

However, his heart was beating so fast it was about to explode!

Could it be... could it be that... these three hoops make people fall in love at first sight with the person who wears them?

King Xi's eyes brightened.

That would be great!

His bright eyes turned suspicious.

But why would she show him this kind of thing?

King Si asked, clutching his throbbing heart, "Do you know what magical powers these three hoops have?"

Chen Tangtang recalled what she thought before, but was overthrown by them. The corner of her mouth twitched, and she directly said the effect of the mantra: "It makes people who see it feel uncomfortable."

King Si: "..."

He bowed his head and chuckled: "Very good."

"The poor monk wants to see the function of your hoop, why don't you exchange it with me?"

King Xi stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said slowly, "That's fine."

Chen Tangtang was overjoyed, if the monster did not have Vajra Zhuo, her disciples' rescue plan would have gone smoothly, right?

At this moment, the little monster came to report again. He glanced at the scene in the cave and said in a trembling voice: "Report, report to the king! The blond hair and golden eyes is here again, and he has found a helper!"

"Huh?" King Si turned and left, "Boys, join me in this battle."

"Okay, Your Majesty!"

helper?

Chen Tangtang stared at his back as he disappeared into the tunnel in a daze. Not long after, he heard a few little monsters chirping and chatting in the tunnel——

"Let me tell you, I just heard the beauty that the king snatched back said that the king can't do it!"

"Wow! I didn't expect the king to have such a strong physique, but he has such an unspeakable secret."

"No wonder!" The monster with a loud voice shouted again: "No wonder I found the ground in a mess when I entered the door just now. The beauty must have annoyed the king with a silver-like pewter tip, so she beat him up!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You little monsters not only love to gossip, but also always tell lies.

Suddenly, a little monster burst into tears.

"why are you crying?"

"You don't know, my body is a tiger, and it is said that the tiger's whip is the most nourishing. I'm worried... I'm worried... Your Majesty has fanned me, take the tiger's whip and nourish it!" The monster cried even more terribly.

"Ah, I'm a deer. I heard that deer's blood is dry and hot, and it's beneficial to the house. Could it be that the king will take me... ah!"

"I, I am also miserable, my lamb kidneys also have the effect of nourishing the kidney! Huh——"

The monsters hugged each other and cried.

Chen Tangtang didn't know what to say for these little monsters anymore. This was not just overthinking, it was lack of brain, right?

Wait, tiger, deer, sheep... This combination is somewhat familiar.

Chen Tangtang suddenly realized.

She wondered why the three of Che Chiguo got together, so they were the three for nourishing the kidney?

So it turns out, so it turns out, people of a feather flock together, and things form groups.

While she was thinking wildly, King Si came back victorious again, still holding odds and ends of different types of weapons in his hands.

This is a weapons dealer?

Chen Tangtang asked: "What's the matter with you? How did you get back so many weapons?"

King Xi curled his lips: "Didn't it come that a little boy with three heads and six arms, each holding a different weapon, I pulled them all back, hum, this yellow-mouthed kid also wants to do it!" Fallen King?"

He had fought two fights today, so he couldn't help feeling a little tired, he yawned lazily, and wanted to sleep with Chen Tangtang.

"Wait! Donor, what you promised has not been fulfilled."

"Hmm..." The King Xi touched the Vajra Peck on his arm, and was about to take it off when he heard another cry from the little monster outside the door.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

King Si frowned furiously: "There is no end! That monkey can't stop! Don't let people sleep?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You robbed someone of his master, and told his disciples not to disturb your sleep, you monster has a thicker skin.

The little monster raised his voice: "It's not that guy coming again, but..."

"If you have something to say, don't hesitate."

The little monster smiled lowly: "When we were patrolling the mountains, we found a little lady collecting herbs, so I tied her back to the king."

"Little lady!" King Si's eyes lit up, but then he thought of something again, and glanced at Chen Tangtang with some fear.

Before, the monster said that there is no female in a hundred miles around here, so how could it be such a coincidence today that he caught a little lady picking herbs?This place is so remote, will anyone collect medicine?

Chen Tangtang felt that the little lady collecting herbs might be the result of his apprentice's change, so he said, "What's the matter? Don't you see the benefactor?"

King Xi rubbed his palms together, blushing, and said, "Qingqing, don't be mean, you don't know, when I wasn't with you, I was only thinking of catching a bitch, but since I have you, My heartbeat told me that you are the one I was destined for, so why would I look at other people?"

Chen Tangtang said lightly: "Bring it in."

"Qingqing, don't be jealous, I love you the most, okay?"

Chen Tangtang looked indifferent.

"Even with your cold look, I also..."

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang raised his eyebrows, his expression became colder.

King Si didn't want to make the beauty angry, so he waved his hand and asked the little monster to bring in the woman he had captured, and made a cutscene to reassure her.

While waiting to bring people up, King Si seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I finally remembered who that little boy who fought with me today is?"

He gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't that the third prince of Nezha?"