[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Hold on, benefactor." Chen Tangtang slid out from under him and rolled to the end of the bed.

King Xi looked like a hungry wolf who smelled meat, his eyes turned green, he licked his lips, and said in a low voice: "Slow? Can't be slow, Qingqing, my dear Qingqing, come and let my king cherish the time." pity you."

After saying that, he was emboldened by lust, and rushed towards Chen Tangtang again.

Chen Tangtang raised his tail and pressed it against his chest.

The crunchy and numb touch of the fish tail on the skin made King Xi want to stop, and his interest was high.

His fingers slid across her tail fin slowly, scratching her uneven tail fin lightly.

Chen Tangtang shivered suddenly.

King Xi raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Qingqing, you are really sensitive, and this king loves your sensitivity."

With that said, he pressed on again.

"Benefactor!" Chen Tangtang raised her voice. Even in such a dangerous situation, she still had a calm face, as if she still had some tricks left.

What can I do next?

King Si only thought about it for a moment, and then forgot it in a blink of an eye.

Chen Tangtang sighed: "The benefactor is so impatient, so bold, but he forgot the most important thing."

"Huh?" His voice was full of burning passion, and he stared at Chen Tangtang's face without blinking, "What's the matter?"

He immediately laughed lowly: "Don't worry, we will talk about it later."

As he spoke, he couldn't wait to unbutton his belt and take off his pants.

Chen Tangtang only felt a nerve in the back of his head tense.

"donor!"

"If you call me husband, I will be even happier."

Pooh, you shameless monster!

King Si laughed lowly, the tremor in his chest caused his chest muscles to tremble.

"Qingqing, let me cherish it. From now on, I will give you whatever you want, I will give you everything..."

His trousers were half off, Chen Tangtang didn't dare to lower his head to see the appearance of his private parts.

King Si's whole body was red, bathing~ the fire was hard to dissipate, it was really an arrow on the string, and he had to fire.

However, just as he was about to raise his gun to go into battle, he froze suddenly.

"Uh……"

King Si scratched his cheek awkwardly and awkwardly: "That... this..."

For the sake of his own happiness, he turned his heart and asked shamelessly: "Qingqing, do you have any experience?"

Chen Tangtang: "...you ask a monk if he has any experience?"

You are really awesome.

Perhaps Chen Tangtang's gaze was too dazzling, and King Si became even more embarrassed.

He scratched his chest muscles with his palm and laughed dryly. After laughing for a while, he said dejectedly: "I have no experience."

The room was silent.

King Si rested his two big hands on his thighs. At this moment, half of his trousers were taken off, and the waistband of his trousers was still stuck in his calf, looking very embarrassed.

"I, I just heard that doing this would be very fun and interesting, and I've read a few books on Fang~zhongshu, but I haven't tried it, so I don't know what to do..."

Chen Tangtang breathed a sigh of relief.

King Si immediately patted his chest and promised: "But don't worry, my ability must be the best! Believe in me!"

He seemed to be afraid that this beautiful and charming lady would misunderstand him, so he clasped her arms and eagerly explained.

"Look, look here!"

As he spoke, he took her hand to touch him.

Chen Tangtang pulled his hand away and responded, "Isn't it okay if the poor monk believes it? You listen to me first."

His desire~ desire has not been satisfied, he can only pant heavily and stare at her with red eyes.

Chen Tangtang calmly and coldly pointed to his fish tail: "This benefactor, do you really want to have sex with a fish? Your taste is really strong enough."

King Si choked, and muttered softly, "At least it's a mother."

"However, even if you have no lower limit, my lord, the poor monk's fishtail can't do it."

King Si was completely dumbfounded, and kept repeating: "How is it possible! How is it possible!"

He stared at her fishtail, and indeed found no place for intercourse.

"Uh..." He touched his adam's apple that was twitching quickly, his thick eyebrows were furrowed, and he said in embarrassment: "You, why didn't you say it earlier!"

"This... this..." He covered his crotch in a panic, wanting to cry without tears: "What do you want me to do!"

Chen Tang Tang said coolly: "Take it back."

"It's not like I can take this silver gun if I want, but it will break if I insist on it!" King Xi was very aggrieved.

Chen Tangtang sat up, stroked his unsuitable hair, and said coldly: "Amitabha, the poor monk has already reminded the benefactor."

She moved her tail to her side.

It's too beautiful.

For such a beautiful woman, why not bear it?

"Alas—" King Si sighed deeply, and was about to pull up his pants slowly.

"My lord! My lord! It's not good! It's not good!"

A reckless little monster rushed into his bedroom, only to see the king with his back facing him showing half of his buttocks.

"Ah!" The little monster screamed and quickly covered his eyes, "I'm sorry, my lord, I didn't mean it!"

King Si hurriedly turned around, stood in front of Chen Tangtang, and reprimanded impatiently: "Get lost!"

"Yes!" The little monster ran to the door and said loudly: "My lord, two people came to the door and said they wanted to save their master!"

Chen Tangtang's eyes lit up.

King Xi snorted, "Who knows who their master is, I have business to do!"

The little monster was stunned and said: "Business? Sleeping with a beautiful girl?"

King Si slammed his palm on the bed with a "bang", and said loudly, "What did you say!"

The little monster was startled, and hurriedly said: "Spare me! Your Majesty, please spare me!"

"Go away!"

"Yes yes yes—" the little monster ran away in a hurry.

However, I don't know if there is a problem with the design of the cave, or if the little monster's voice is too loud, Chen Tangtang and King Xi heard a sound in the bedroom——

"Wow, brothers, the king is sleeping with the newly snatched woman--"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Chen Tangtang looked at King Si.

King Si, who didn't sleep into a beauty, was ashamed and annoyed, and cursed in a low voice: "You little bastard!"

"Your Majesty."

"Huh?" The King Xi showed excitement, "What do you want to say?"

Chen Tangtang stared into his eyes.

King Si's heart was beating fast.

"donor……"

"Yeah, little beauty, do you regret it? Do you want to be with me?"

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but want to roll his eyes at him.

You are a monster after all, can you be a little big-hearted and bold, can you only think about the little things of love between men and women all day long!

Chen Tangtang said coldly: "...please pull up your trousers."

"Ah?" King Xi lowered his head and saw that he was disturbed when his trousers were lifted halfway up, and half of his buttocks were still hanging out in the air.

He jumped up suddenly, and immediately pulled up his trousers, halfway up, he raised his eyebrows and smiled: "My capital is not bad, right?"

How could the poor monk know!The poor monk has never seen anyone else!

Chen Tangtang turned his head.

"Don't be shy, although you are very charming even though you are shy." King Si squatted down on the bed, pouted and wanted to kiss her.

Before Chen Tangtang could slap him again, King Si disappeared from the bed with a bang.

She lowered her head and saw that the bed board that had just been patted by his palm was broken, and King Xi pushed his head in, leaving only one buttock and two legs outside.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

King Xi said in a low voice, "Then... that beauty, give me a hand."

Chen Tangtang smiled and said: "Ah, which beauty is the king calling? The poor monk can't understand."

King Xi coughed a few times, and immediately changed his words: "Eminent monk, please save me, eminent monk and beauty."

"Ha ha."

King Si: "Hey! Anyway, I am also your husband-in-law, please pull me up quickly."

husband?Did you seal it yourself?

Chen Tangtang blew the broken hair that was blowing to his mouth, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, but the poor monk's lower body is a fish tail, so he can't use his strength. It seems that he can't help you, Your Majesty."

Excuse!Definitely an excuse!

King Si was short of breath, he struggled to breathe, and slowly moved himself up from the hole in the bed.

As soon as he came up, he went to Chen Tangtang to settle the score: "You bastard! You bastard!"

He slapped her with a palm, but Chen Tangtang didn't even dodge for a moment, he just covered his body with golden light and stared at him innocently.

Her eyes were sparkling and charming, as if she was accusing him.

King Si's heart trembled, and his raised palms were numb.

She closed her eyes and said coldly: "I knew it, you monsters..."

Everything is silent.

She raised her chin, as if she wanted to let him do anything, but secretly, she secretly carried the golden light. If King Si really dared to slap this palm, she would immediately cause his palm to shatter and fracture.

Things between men and women are nothing more than the east wind overpowering the west wind, or the west wind overpowering the east wind.

Although King Si hadn't tried it, he had read the book, and he told himself in his heart that he must teach her a lesson, so that she could be obedient.

Yes, need to tune ~ teach.

His palms trembled, and he threatened in a rough voice: "I'm going to hit you!"

Chen Tangtang didn't answer.

Come on, don't be afraid, hit it with one palm.

He raised his palm again: "I really hit it!"

Stop talking nonsense!

Hurry up, silly!

However, in the eyes of King Xi, this cold little beauty is as stubborn as a stone, and it is simply irritating.

With a lift of his true spirit, his heart was bent, and his courage was strengthened.

"Ah-" he roared and clapped his hands.

A crisp "pop" sound.

Chen Tangtang raised his eyebrows.

Why don't you feel anything at all?

Ah, by the way, she has already started to use the golden light, how can she feel?

But, didn't that monster feel the pain?

She opened her eyes immediately, and saw that King Si's cheeks were flushed, and his hands were still on the flushed cheeks.

He stared at her bitterly, swallowed, and said cautiously: "Lady, I was wrong."

That's right, a man can bend and stretch, in order to please a beauty, what a slap to himself is nothing!

Chen Tangtang: "...Is your mind alright?"

"Is the lady caring about her husband?"

King Si laughed loudly and got off the bed: "It's all right, I've already said that I'm rough-skinned and thick-skinned."

"Waiting for a while, my lady, I will go back as soon as I go."

He turned around and walked out of the cave, determined to get rid of those who coveted his wife first.

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "Wait."

"Not far away! Not far away!" King Xi turned his head sassyly, smiling with anger on his face, "My queen, what do you want?"

However, his hot face was affixed with a cold ass.

Chen Tangtang was very indifferent: "I am a fish, I need water!"

King Si immediately said: "Okay, okay, I will arrange it immediately."

He ordered someone to bring in a big red lacquer bucket, filled it with water, and then put her in.

"My queen, are you comfortable?" He held her finger and sniffed gently at the tip of his nose.

"I'll make you more comfortable."

Chen Tangtang: "Get lost!"

Habit is a powerful force, and King Si, who was treated so coldly by her, was not dissatisfied at all, and still smiled and kissed the back of her hand.

"Okay, I get it, I get it, I'm going out now, then take good care of yourself, and I'll cherish you when I come back."

After all, King Si was very reluctant to give up, and turned his head three times and left.