[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Little boy?" Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

Isn't Nezha still a child?

When King Xi saw that she was interested in that little boy, he was even more interested.

He narrowed his eyes, flattened his mouth, and said sourly: "Tsk tsk, that is a frail, male-female boy with a fair face, not at all as majestic as my king."

Born majestic...

Chen Tangtang's mind was cocked, and he immediately stopped his mind and calmly said, "Oh."

King Si eagerly said: "Don't believe it! You haven't seen his weak and small appearance. Next time, next time you sit on the sidelines and watch the beauty, I will definitely let you see clearly."

Just as he was messing around, the little monster came in pressing the woman.

Chen Tangtang first heard a silver bell, and then saw an embroidered shoe walking from the darkness of the tunnel into the light of the bedroom. The embroidered shoe disappeared into the pink and tender skirt like a lotus flower, and the waist at the top of the skirt was as slender as a willow , as graceful as the autumn moon.

She was wearing a small white dress with lotus flowers embroidered with pink thread. The graceful and beautiful woman walked slowly, and the lotus flower on the dress seemed to be slowly blooming under the flickering candlelight in the cave.

"Huh?" King Xi secretly looked at Chen Tangtang's face, and said to the woman: "Raise your head."

The little lady's thin shoulders trembled, as if she was frightened by him.

After a while, she slowly raised her head, and she really had a jade-faced and delicate face that I still feel sorry for, her lips were not pouty but vermilion, and her eyebrows were not drawn but dark.

She quickly glanced at King Si and Chen Tangtang, then lowered her head shyly again.

This person does not seem to be her apprentice.

"Okay, okay, I've met you, beauty, let's go to bed." King Xi raised his eyebrows and smiled at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You monster doesn't have the slightest pursuit, you just think about these messy things all day long.

"That... Your Majesty..." The newly snatched young lady raised her eyes cowardly, with water shining in her eyes, "I'm afraid... can I sleep with my Majesty?"

"Uh..." King Si's back stiffened, and he vigorously turned his head to look at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Look what the poor monk is doing!

That delicate little lady was rubbing her sleeves with her hands, and she also looked at Chen Tangtang. She bit her vermilion lips with silver teeth, and said softly, "Sister, can I sleep with you and the king?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, the poor monk is a serious monk, and the poor monk can't accept threesomes... Bah, bah, bah, the poor monk can't accept a single person.

Seeing her ice-cold appearance, the little lady immediately covered her face and began to cry.

The beauty is good-looking, and even the voice of crying is very beautiful.

"I beg my sister, I... I don't want to fight for the king with my sister, it's just... just..."

Chen Tangtang looked at King Si coldly.

King Si was startled, and immediately stood leaning against the wall with his hands down, and said honestly: "Beauty, don't get me wrong, I didn't teach her to say this, and I don't even look down on her, she even yours Not even a single toe... Oh, yes, beauty, you have no toes now, and that's not even as good as one of your scales."

The little lady covered her face with her hands and continued to cry "woo woo woo".

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

Which one are you playing?Husband and mistress unite to persecute Zhenggong?

Bah, where did the main palace come from? The poor monk is a monk!Monk!

Chen Tangtang let out a breath slowly.

The little lady said cautiously: "I don't want to compete with my sister for the king, I'm just afraid that there are monsters here, I, can I sleep next to my sister?"

King Xi immediately changed his face: "Bah! You little fairy, do you want to compete with me for a beauty?"

The little lady Lihua said with rain: "That's not the case."

Yo, has this play turned into the poor monk being the husband again, and the wife and the concubine competing for the poor monk?

"Why is it not like this, come here, quickly pull this ulterior motive out of the woman!"

"Wait a minute." Chen Tangtang rubbed the bridge of his nose, and said lightly, "That's it, go to bed earlier."

King Si was so angry that his face turned blue.

The little lady slowly leaned over and said, "Thank you, sister, how can I go to bed? Why don't I help my sister?"

Before Chen Tangtang had time to answer, this seemingly frail little lady put her hand into the bucket, brushed her soft fingers over her shoulders and fish tail, and hugged her whole body with one stroke.

"What are you doing! Put it down!" The King Si who had already run away tiredly to the bed suddenly rushed over, reaching out his hand to grab Chen Tangtang from the little lady.

Using one foot as the axis, the little lady spun around slightly, avoiding the hand of King Si.

"Your Majesty..." The little lady said softly, "Don't be so reckless, my sister almost fell off."

"Leave me alone!"

"But, we are almost at the bedside, so don't embarrass my sister, Your Majesty."

King Si looked at Chen Tangtang, stepped back aggrievedly, and gave up the home court to this little elf.

Chen Tangtang felt that this young lady who had been robbed was really extraordinary, and within a short time she had entered the room and seized the main seat.

The little lady carefully moved to the side of the bed, and then saw the big hole in the bed.

The corner of her mouth twitched, and she glanced at King Xi's crotch.

King Si: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

I don't know what you're thinking, but I always feel like you're thinking something bad.

She bent down, put Chen Tangtang on the bed, and whispered: "It's really hard for you."

Wait, what the hell are you thinking about?What did the poor monk suffer?Please make it clear!

wrong.

Chen Tangtang suddenly realized that the little lady's voice had changed. Her voice was not the girl's coquettish voice just now, but a boy's clear and milky voice.

This……

The little lady smiled at her, her watery eyes were full of aura, she curled her lips in the direction of King Si, then removed her shoes and socks, climbed onto the bed, and lay down on Chen Tangtang's left side.

King Si felt sullen and was really sleepy, so he wiped the vajra cut on his arm, crawled to Chen Tangtang's right side and lay down.

What a beautiful monk, it really is a big bed, full of beauty, hugging from left to right, a blessing to everyone... Ah bah!

The little lady on the left tossed and turned, her eyeballs rolled around, her gaze swept back and forth, planning something secretly; the king Si on the right fell asleep heartlessly and snored continuously.

In the middle of the night, the little lady sat up suddenly and said in a low voice, "Are you the master of that monkey? Tang Sanzang?"

"Amitabha is the poor monk. I don't know who the benefactor is?"

The man smiled softly: "Master Mermaid?"

She suddenly approached Chen Tangtang, innocently said: "I like the fragrance of your body very much."

After saying that, she turned over and jumped over her body, stealthily snatching the diamond cut on the arm of King Si.

Looking at her busy back, Chen Tangtang asked in a low voice, "Are you the rescuer my apprentice invited?"

While trying to take off the diamond, she said: "Yes, yes, master, can you help me?"

Chen Tangtang thought she was going to help her pick the vajra, but she smiled and said: "Master helped me lift my skirt, this thing is very cumbersome, don't wake up this monster."

Chen Tangtang moved over speechlessly, brushed the corner of her skirt with his fingers, and squeezed her skirt tightly in his hands.

"The weapons that the monster got here before are all yours?"

As soon as she mentioned this, she said angrily; "Yes, it's all mine. This monster's magic weapon is really weird."

Chen Tangtang pointed to a small gate: "That's where he put his weapons, you should quickly take back your own things."

The rescuer saw that he couldn't get Vajra Cut, so he changed his mind: "Okay, I'll go get the weapon right now, little master, be careful."

Who is the little master!

However, her voice was clear and sweet, not annoying.

The rescuer turned around, but Chen Tangtang forgot to take back his hand for a moment, only heard a "tear" sound, her skirt was torn by Chen Tangtang, the crack went all the way to the thigh, revealing her tender skin .

"donor……"

Why don't you wear pants!

At this time, King Si seemed to be awakened by the strange noise, and made a muffled sound from his mouth.

The rescuer quickly turned his head to see if he could continue to put him to sleep.

Chen Tangtang was caught by the hem of the skirt in his hand again, and the fish's tail slickly rubbed against the sheet, and he jumped forward, just in time to the bottom of the rescuer's skirt.

Before the two of them had time to readjust their postures, King Si had already opened his eyes.

King Si: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Someone dressed as a little lady: "..."

"Grass!" King Si jumped up and stared at the two menacingly.

He couldn't believe it, he couldn't believe it!Not to mention enjoying the blessing of being equal, he was actually given green by two women lying on the same bed!

what!Ahhh!

How could it be like this!

King Si stared at Chen Tangtang, and roared angrily: "You actually did such a thing, you are worthy of me!"

Chen Tangtang pushed back her skirt with difficulty, and stared at King Si indifferently.

King Xi's originally aggressive eyes suddenly flinched, and he said forcefully, "I, am I wrong?"

"You really think I won't... you won't..."

King Si stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to hold Chen Tangtang down.

The little lady at the side suddenly groaned and fell down. She tightly hugged King Si's arm with the diamond cut, and cried, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, don't you!" I misunderstood my sister, it was I who wanted to seduce the king, but my sister refused, we had a dispute, my sister lost her hand for a while, and she accidentally fell down."

It turned out to be a misunderstanding.

The king pushed the little lady away, rubbed his hands, and said embarrassingly: "Beauty, it's because I misunderstood the beauty, so don't be angry."

Chen Tangtang was too lazy to argue with him.

King Si became even more terrified: "Beauty, it's all my fault, can you beat me? But don't ignore me..."

The little lady pouted.

Chen Tangtang said lightly: "Go on to sleep."

King Si stared at the source of all contradictions.

The little lady rolled her eyes and immediately said: "Sleep, sleep!"

As she spoke, she pushed Chen Tangtang down on the bed.

King Si kicked him away: "Get out of my king's bed, it's you, a bereaved star, who caused trouble, which caused Qingqing to have conflicts with me."

The little lady trembled weakly, but just happened to avoid his kick.

How could it be such a coincidence?

She must be hiding it.

Chen Tangtang made up his mind.

King Si wanted to kick again.

"Benefactor," Chen Tangtang stood in front of the little lady, "stop making trouble."

He made a fuss?He makes trouble!

The little lady poked her head out from behind Chen Tangtang and smiled at him.

King Si was so angry that his lips trembled: "You little bitch!"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang's eyes became colder.

King Si was startled: "Qingqing, Qingqing, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the one behind you!"

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes tightly and fell directly on the bed, as if he no longer wanted to hear his arguments.

The remaining two were afraid of disturbing her, so they didn't argue any more.

They lay down again at either end.

Soon, King Xi's snoring sounded again.

The little lady widened her eyes all of a sudden, sat up cautiously, and slowly slid towards the ground.

Chen Tangtang lowered his voice: "Who are you?"

The little lady turned around and pressed on her body, wanting to whisper to her: "I..."

However, the next moment his body was suddenly empty, as if he was picked up by someone in the air.

Hey?

Chen Tangtang sat up and saw a familiar figure with blond hair and golden eyes.

"Disciple..."

Sun Xingzhe smiled at Master: "Master really worries me, alas."

Does Monkey King sigh sometimes?

In a blink of an eye, Sun Xingzhe restrained his expression, shook the little lady in his hand unceremoniously, and said angrily, "How dare you take advantage of my master."

Chen Tangtang wanted to explain to this innocent rescuer: "Disciple, you misunderstood..."

However, this little lady, visible to the naked eye, changed her appearance, becoming smaller and smaller, gradually turning into a strange and beautiful little boy.

He bent his lips and smiled at Chen Tangtang, his sweet voice seemed to be coquettish: "Does little master just watch me being bullied like this?"

Chen Tangtang immediately looked at Sun Xingzhe: "Disciple, let him go."

Sun Xingzhe frowned: "Master, you don't know how powerful he is, don't be fooled by his appearance..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he was kicked in the face by the boy.

Sun Xingzhe did somersault backwards to stop the force.

The little boy took the opportunity to escape from the hands of the Great Sage, and jumped onto the bed with a light jump. His eyebrows and eyes are really beautiful, but it is a pity that he is not tall.

He opened his arms and hugged Chen Tangtang lightly: "Thank you little master, Nezha will definitely repay you."

So he is Nezha!

"Let go!" Sun Xingzhe was afraid of waking King Si and hated Nezha's actions, so he could only yell at him in a low voice.

Nezha let go of his hand, his expression changed, and he said solemnly: "There is no time for you to enjoy it now, let's go and get the weapon back, as for that diamond... this monster is watching closely..."

He looked at Chen Tangtang, and smiled: "If there is a chance, little master, please help, but there is no need to force it, we will have other ways."

Sun Xingzhe raised his eyebrows and said angrily, "It's up to you to arrange it!"

"Master, you don't have to listen to him, go out with me obediently, don't pay attention to this monster, you stay here... I'm really worried."

Chen Tangtang thought for a while, then said in a low voice: "How can there be a reason why the apprentice rushes forward and the master enjoys the rear?"

Moreover, the poor monk eats and drinks here, as well as water.

"Stay here as a teacher and see if I can help you."

The food here is really good.

Sun Xingzhe was deeply moved and couldn't help calling out: "Master..."

The author has something to say: Our hero...Little Nezha~