Million UP school god plays me every day

I have to admit that although Dou Sheng himself is a bit annoying, he is very attractive as a UP master.

Xie Lan accidentally watched Dou Sheng's video all night.

Floating into the classroom and sitting on the seat the next day, Xie Lan felt that the top of his head was emitting a fairy air.

Dou Sheng threw one of the cocoa milk he brought at home to him, but he ruthlessly pushed it away.

Dou Sheng paused, "Are you still angry?"

"No, I don't want to drink this." Xie Lan looked down sleepily and took out the textbook, "What I need is coffee."

Dou Sheng said oh, glanced at the back door, lowered his head and pressed the phone, muttering, "What time do you sleep, you're so sleepy."

I made up more than 20 videos of you without sleep, addictive.

Xie Lan supported his head and yawned in despair.

After a while, Dai You turned around in front, holding a bottle of coffee and passing it from one table to the other.

Xie Lan mouthed a word of thanks, unscrewed it, took a sip, and paused.

Dou Sheng stared at him, "What do you mean? Still not satisfied?"

"Yeah." Xie Lan silently put it down, "I don't like sweet coffee."

"What's wrong." Dou Sheng was speechless, "Help me look at the back door, I'll order a takeaway."

There were people coming and going at the back door, and the morning class hadn't started yet, and it was Hu Xiujie's favorite time to go out and sweep up his mobile phones.

Xie Lan stared at it for a while, and saw Yu Fei slowly drifting by, walking more negatively than usual, with a face full of what I thought was human, swaying into the front door, grabbed the car out with one hand, and squeezed into the seat.

"What's wrong with Herring." Che Ziming rubbed his nose, "I'm even more irritable today."

"Excuse me?" Yu Fei's voice was very hoarse, "I agreed to pick up four cats with me after school yesterday, but they all ran away, damn it."

Xie Lan was shocked, "I forgot..."

Last night, I was so busy getting angry with Dou Sheng that I forgot about the bastards.

Dou Sheng was also taken aback, and clicked his tongue, "Sorry, sorry, how to solve it in the end?"

"There are no more places in the hospital. I took the cat to several places before I settled down." Herring fell on the wall with a sullen face, "Doudou post a Weibo to find a home for four of them. It's not good for them to continue after their eggs are cut." vagabond."

Dou Sheng hummed, "Sure, Xie Lan and I will take them back after school to take a selfie photo."

Before class started, Dou Sheng ran out to get coffee to take away.Xie Lan managed to cheer himself up after drinking coffee, and followed the two sections of Chinese, one of biology and one of chemistry in the morning, feeling that his head was about to be overwhelmed by the new Chinese characters.

Finally, it was the last math session before lunch, and Lao Ma brought a message.

"Citywide Math Placement Test."

Lao Ma asked Che Ziming to send the printed test information on behalf of the class, "The top math students in key high schools will fight, and the top [-] will directly enter the provincial training camp to prepare for the October competition."

There was a discussion at the bottom. Xie Lan looked at the event information on a thin piece of paper, and there were many words that he still didn't understand. Dou Sheng stretched out a pen and quickly circled a few key points for him.

Half a month after the competition, the qualifications for the competition were the top [-] in mathematics from five key high schools.

The exam lasted four hours and was divided into three parts: high school basics, competition standards, and competition advancement, with a total score of [-]. Just watching it made me brain dead.

Lao Ma stood on the stage and said, "This year's provincial training camp has a very good lineup of leading teachers. There are two provincial competition coaches, me and the mathematics team leaders from the third middle school and the attached middle school. I hope that the whole class of our class will participate. Come to my math competition training."

Xie Lan raised his hand with some difficulty.

The old horse looked at him, "Don't tell me that you also refuse this."

"No, I'm participating." Xie Lan still wanted to test the waters, and said after a moment of deliberation, "But I don't want to go to math training on weekends, I... still have to go to Chinese basics."

The classroom was quiet for a few seconds, and then a burst of laughter broke out amidst Ma's distorted expression.

The old horse's facial nerves seemed to be broken, and his face twitched for a long time before he managed to force a smile, "OK."

Amidst the laughter, he sighed, "For more than 20 years of teaching, this is the first time I have lowered the priority of mathematics before Chinese, whatever."

"I'm sorry, teacher." Xie Lan sincerely apologized, "I'll go to your class when I get [-]% in Chinese."

Che Ziming arched his back in joy, "I hope the old horse can see that day."

Xie Lan could feel from the atmosphere in the class that the owls attached great importance to this exam.

Many people in the evening self-study changed the competition problem sets, and even Dou Sheng took out a paper to do it.

"How important is this?" Xie Lan couldn't help asking in a low voice, "What are the benefits of entering the provincial training camp?"

Dou Sheng raised his head from the paper, "Those who can help the college entrance examination, one is the national competition in October, and the other is self-enrollment in March next year. Almost one-third of those who have entered the provincial training camp in previous years can get extra points for the college entrance examination in the competition .Even if it is not added, it is also good for self-enrolment.”

"I think you can think about it carefully." Dou Sheng thought for a while and then said, "The top few in the national college entrance examination can get [-] points, and with this certificate, self-enrollment also has capital. If you can get it down to Focusing on the basic line, it is not impossible to get a purple admission notice with your language."

Xie Lan understood more than half of it, and was a little moved, "Then, do you have any previous years' papers for the city's exam?"

Dou Sheng lowered his head and fumbled in his schoolbag for a long time, and found a ball of waste paper, "I didn't throw it away, God help you."

Xie Lan: "?"

Dou Sheng carefully unfolded the ball of paper, flattened it, and pressed it in front of him.

It's the paper itself.

Xie Lan was drunk.

The two-quarter evening self-study will finish this set of papers, and Xie Lan still has one last volume to finish when the school bell is rung.

"Let's go." Yu Fei urged, "Hurry up and pick up the cat."

Dou Sheng held him down, "Study is more important, let others finish writing."

Yu Fei rolled his eyes on the spot, and the car yelled, "Can you pay off the homework debts that you owe before you fart."

Xie Lan muttered as he copied the last number, "Is there such a vulgar expression in Chinese?"

"Did you hear that?" Dou Sheng raised his hand and slapped Che Ziming on the shoulder, "Don't embarrass Chinese!"

The four kittens whose balls were cut off are very lively.

The strays in the wild are generally more vigilant than the ones raised at home, but these kittens are an exception. After a good night's sleep, they really love the hospital. When Dou Sheng packed them up, he was softly rejected.

Four cats in one bag, Xie Lan couldn't help asking, "You want to take it home? Can Aunt Zhao accept it?"

"She's on a business trip again." Dou Sheng picked up the cat bag in front of his eyes, "I'll post the cat on Weibo when I get back, and when she comes back from the business trip, the cat will be sent away early."

Xie Lan snorted, bent down to look at the net gauze on the side of the cat bag, and stared at the eight round eyes inside.

"Meow-"

"Meow-"

"It seems to be hungry." Xie Lan asked, "Do you have cats to eat?"

Dou Sheng nodded, "It's called cat food, and we've all prepared it since we met Mimi."

The cat caught it home, carried it directly into Dou Sheng's room, and placed it in the open space where he routinely recorded videos.

As soon as the bag was opened, four cute little ones came out, full of curiosity.

To record at night, the light must be turned on fully, but it must not scare the cats. Dou Sheng adjusted the lights for a long time, and Xie Lan sat on the floor and poked this one and that one.

"Just record a short video on the phone and send it to Weibo, but to show it in all directions, I have to hold it in hand." Dou Sheng said while turning the knob, "Later you will hold the cat to the camera."

"Me?" Xie Lan was taken aback, "I'm not in the mirror."

"You don't need your face in the mirror, I only shoot cats, and your hands are the most you can get in the mirror." Dou Sheng said while grabbing a little orange by the back of the neck, "Here, that's it."

Xiaoju let out a "ji--".

"Okay." Xie Lan had no choice but to do so, "Hurry up."

The little hairy guy kicked his legs in the air and struggled. Dou Sheng bowed his waist and held the phone in one hand and dragged the light box with the other to cut the angle.

"Let me see." Xie Lan was a little curious.

Dou Sheng stretched out the screen, "Just show the face, fur color and body shape."

There are three small oranges among the four cats, and one orange and white. They all look about the same, but their expressions are a little different.The little oranges are more lively, and the oranges and whites are a bit dull, and Dou Sheng took all of these.

"I like this one." Dou Sheng touched the orange and said with a white smile, "There is a lump of cream on the buttocks, so cute, if Ms. Zhao Wenying is not afraid of cats, I will keep it."

"Post it?" Xie Lan casually clicked on the store to download Weibo, "What's your name?"

"Same name as station B." Dou Sheng said, "I have this ID on every platform, so I can't change my name if I'm going or not."

Xie Lan pouted.

He was quite proud that he could come up with such a shameless name.

Xie Lan just opened Weibo, except for the bunch of official assistants who were automatically added, he only followed Dou Sheng.Dou Sheng's video of cat selling himself 2 minutes ago was pushed to the top of the homepage. He refreshed it, and there were already hundreds of replies at the bottom.

"Your fans are quite active."

Dou Sheng smiled, "The most skinny group of guys on the whole network."

Xie Lan was concerned about whether the kittens could be found, so clicked on the comments.

-cute!

- Ah Wei came out to die!

- Didi Didi, can I have it overseas?a little excited

-Who is this in the video?

-Cats are so cute 5555 I'm gone

- so small there is no egg hahahaha

Xie Lan scrolled through the comments, and suddenly heard Dou Sheng sigh, "Tell me, will mother cat be sad?"

"No way." Xie Lan was stunned for a moment, "I heard that the little tomcat will be driven to become independent by the cat mother in three or four months."

Dou Sheng sighed and rubbed Mao Mao's head, "That's fine."

While talking, Xie Lan refreshed the comment again.

-everyone is watching the cat, only me is watching the hand.

- it's not just you.

- This hand is not Douzi's, but it looks good.

-Thin and white, wait!This is the bean house, right?

-cousin!Is it my cousin! !

Xie Lan's hand that swiped the screen suddenly paused, and he reacted for a while, then moved closer to the screen in disbelief, looking at the word "cousin".

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

He took a deep breath and refreshed it again. That article had already been topped with the most popular comment, and there were still a few replies in the building.

- Damn, I forgot about my cousin!Is there a follow-up?

- It's been more than a week since the airport pick up, right?Let's see!

- Didi Didi, what about the promised benefits for millions of fans, and the promised cousin JK to appear on the scene.

- Didi, wait for cousin JK online.

- Didi, sister, J, understand?

Dou Sheng touched the cat's hand for a while, and also brushed this one.

Suddenly there seemed to be something called death in the air.

For a long time, Xie Lan took a deep breath, a deep breath, and a deep breath.

"You..." Dou Sheng supported the ground with one hand, and moved himself away from him for a while, "Don't get excited, control yourself, I'll tell you something."

"cousin??!!!"

After Xie Lan roared out, she was startled by the sound of her own voice, but before she was in a daze, she roared again, "JK??!!"

Dou Sheng's Adam's apple twitched.

"This JK..." he said, "It's an abbreviation, Chinese means... healthy. Yes, they want you to appear in the camera alive, and say hi to them in a healthy and healthy way."

"Be a human being!" Xie Lan was finally furious, "My Chinese is not good, but I have watched animation! And JK is in English!"