Million UP school god plays me every day

"This JK is not English, it's an abbreviation of Japanese transliteration." Dou Sheng whispered, "But I understand what you mean, eh."

At such a young age, Xie Lan was lucky enough to experience the sensation of high blood pressure.

His mind was blank and he scrolled through the comments. One person mentioning his cousin was like opening a gate. Buildings quickly piled up hundreds of floors. The hands in the video were screenshotted in various ways, and someone typed an ancient Chinese sentence.

-Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat, her cousin is a beauty.

I can't understand the first eight characters, only the last sentence.

Xie Lan grabbed Dou Sheng's collar and pressed his index knuckles tightly against his neck, "Explain to me."

Dou Sheng's Adam's apple slipped unconsciously, rubbed against his fingers, and struggled out of his hand.

"I really can't blame me too much for this." Dou Sheng sighed, "I happened to be learning dialects in those two days, and I received the task very suddenly. My mother said on the phone that it was Aunt Xiao's child. I don't know what he looks like now. Zhang Give me the photos for reference. As soon as I refer to it, my little leather shoes and windbreaker are cute and cute, isn’t that a girl? Just in time for everyone to urge me to live broadcast, I will broadcast it casually and try the dialect learning results ,I--"

Xie Lan heard her own tinnitus.

His fist hardened, "Can you speak slowly? I can't keep up!"

"..."

Dou Sheng slammed on the brakes, and his eyes widened and froze for a few seconds, and his voice collapsed, "It means, I'm sorry."

Xie Lan stared at him panting, "Immediately send an explanation."

"Don't explain." Dou Sheng looked a little helpless, "You don't understand my fans, the most troublesome group of people on the whole network, there is no trust between me and my fans, clarification will make them more likely to understand." think."

"You're farting." Xie Lan used the vulgar language he had just learned from Che Ziming after school, "Do you fart?"

Dou Sheng fell on the wall with a sigh, "Really, trust me once, for your own good, don't post."

"I believe you?" Xie Lan felt his fist harden again, "Do you want to say it or not?"

"..."

After a long time, Dou Sheng sighed.

"I'm not recruited." He took the phone and said depressedly: "Try it, I hope there is medicine for these old perverts."

Xie Lan glanced at him coldly, "What is an old pervert?"

"..." Dou Sheng paused, "The one who will cry for your cuteness."

Xie Lan raised his hand and slapped him.

"Why are you still beating people?" Dou Sheng rubbed his shoulders, a little angry and a little funny, "It's not big or small."

Xie Lan watched him typing coldly, without speaking.

Dou Sheng was indeed older than him. Zhao Wenying said that his birthday was at the end of February, and Dou Sheng's birthday was in August of the previous year, which was exactly half a year away.

But so what.Respect him as a big cat, he can't rely on the old to sell the old.

"Hurry up." Xie Lan urged, "Let's settle this matter tonight."

Dou Sheng curled his lips, "You are more fierce than Party A."

"Who is Party A?" Xie Lan got up annoyed, "I'm going to take a shower, I'll see when I come out."

Dou Sheng sighed behind him, "I don't even know who Party A is..."

"How can I know you so many friends? I have only been back to China for a few days?" Xie Lan said impatiently, "Hurry up and post."

Xie Lan came out of the shower, it was already 10:30, across a wall, four kittens were meowing, and Dou Sheng coaxed them without saying a word.

Low and gentle, it is different from others who are either cold or talkative.

It's a bit like the previous few times when I came to talk to Xie Lan in the middle of the night.

Xie Lan raised his voice and shouted, "Have you sent it yet?"

"Sent it!" Dou Sheng shouted back, "I've been brewing for 10 minutes, I tried my best!"

Xie Lan snorted and found her phone to look at it.

@人世终巧巧刀: Oh, I forgot to mention, just now I saw the comment and suddenly remembered that the person who picked me up last time was not a girl, but a man, let’s break up the booing.

Just a short paragraph of two 10 minutes?

Xie Lan clutched the phone and ran to the next door, "How many words are these?"

Dou Sheng sighed, "You don't understand, if I write long, they will think I'm guilty, if I write short, I'm not serious, so be it."

This is sincere, Xie Lan lost his temper a bit, "All right, that's it."

As he spoke, he felt two streams of water drip down his neck, flowing down his pajamas and into his collar.

"You should dry your hair better." Dou Sheng pulled out the towel he was holding, and covered his head, "Hurry up, wipe it off."

When he raised his hand, Dou Sheng's fingers brushed against Xie Lan's forehead. It may be because the air conditioner has been on for a long time, or it may be that Xie Lan just felt hot after taking a shower.

For no reason, he stood there for two seconds, then covered the towel, and let out a oh.

Back at the desk in the room, Xie Lan still kept his hand covering the towel, and it took him a long time to slowly wipe his hair.

It's strange, every time Dou Sheng touches him, or accidentally scans him, the sense of presence will be very strong.

Maybe this is the talent of people with good hands.

Xie Lan muttered something and turned out the English paper.

I don't have much homework today, and I have finished other subjects, only English has four readings left.

It was actually a bit of a struggle for him to learn English, and it was only after returning to China that he realized that he didn't understand grammar or reading at all.

Quickly read the first article.

It's very strange. It was said that plants are good for people's body and mind. Later, it turned into transforming plants to make them shine. Finally, it turned out that the electricity in the United States was greatly lost during transmission.

First question, what is this article mainly about?

A. The benefits of plants to people and society.

B. What plant modification can bring.

C. The government should reduce the electricity transmission distance.

D. Plant luminescence can help the country save electricity.

C is definitely wrong.

Xie Lan fell into 5 minutes of thinking about the remaining three options. After a long time, he hesitated and chose A.

After thinking about it, I chose D again.

He took a breath and quickly turned to the answer——B.

"..."

Outrageous.

After reading the four articles, it was almost midnight when Xie Lan convinced himself question by question according to the standard answers.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and only when he reached for his phone did he think about his cousin again.

There have been thousands of comments on that Weibo.

Xie Lan glanced at the hot comments and looked down.

- I believed your evil.

-Understood, Jinwu Zangjiao haha.

- it's really you

- understand understand understand, okok, mmm mmm mmm

Xie Lan looked at it a little bit, and felt that they believed it for a while, and felt a little... weird.

He opened the door and glanced aside.

It was dark under the crack of Dou Sheng's door, and the small sign on the door was arrogantly lying there-the business is closed today.

Xie Lan hesitated, but went back to her room, turned off the lights and went to bed.He looked at the night sky outside the gap in the curtains in the dark. After a long time, he took out his mobile phone and sent Dou Sheng a WeChat message.

-are you asleep.

Dou Sheng replied in seconds.

- asleep.

"..."

How do you send a message when you are asleep?

Xie Lan silently posted a screenshot of the hot comment on Weibo in the dialog box.

- What does it mean that I believed your evil?Believe it or not?

The other side was silent for ten seconds.

- It's a letter.

- Don't think about it too much, let it go for a while and it will be over, go to bed quickly.

Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief.

- just believe it.By the way, what does Jinwu Zangjiao mean?

This time the silence was longer.

-The golden house is just a beautiful house.Jinwuzangjiao means that there are treasures in the house, and the owner is very charming. It describes a rich and beautiful woman.

Xie Lan was confused by this line of explanation.

-Beauty means me?

-Of course not, it means my mother.

-This article has nothing to do with you, it’s just a feeling that my house is big, didn’t the house be exposed in the video just now?

- My fans are always surprised, they look like they have never seen the world, I don't even bother to talk about them, so ignore them.

Oh.

Xie Lan thought about it, too.

Zhao Wenying is a petite and bright woman who is very rich in business. There are expensive art paintings hanging on the walls of her home, and there are porcelains on display in the entrance, porch, and under the stairs. She happened to pass by her bedroom and accidentally saw her dressing Jaw-dropping jewelry racks on stage.

It can indeed be said that there is a treasure in the house.

Xie Lan relaxed and couldn't help sending another few sentences.

-Your fans are not as skinny as you said, don't you believe it?

-You have to treat your fans well.

- Mmmmmmmmmmmm, go to sleep now, please, please.

Xie Lan sighed and put the phone away.

Dou Sheng, the UP master, failed a bit. Fans are obviously very talkative, but he said behind his back that he was skinny and lacked trust in him.

The pitiful one has only 100 million fans, so he doesn't treat the fans any better.

Thinking of this, he picked up his phone again and tried to search for the words "Gongzi Yeshen".

Indeed, Yeshen Weibo also has the same ID as Station B.

The most recent one was posted half an hour ago, with two pictures and a link.The first picture is a plate of grilled skewers, and the second picture is a bright pink electric guitar.

@公子夜神: I’ve been learning music secretly, and it’s been almost a month in a blink of an eye. I’ve composed my own music and asked a friend to remix a short section for you to listen to, tap it, and slip away.

Xie Lan took out the earphones and put them on.

Low-fi style electronic music, mainly electric guitar, mixed with bass, drums, electronic piano, and Chinese-style strings when fading out.

Xie Lan rolled her eyes while lying on the bed.

God put Beethoven, Mozart, LesPaul, and LeoFender together when they were young, and they couldn't learn this in a month.

He pointed out speechlessly, and when he refreshed, the person posted two more.

@公子夜神: Okay, let me say a few more words.I learned new things because I didn’t want to go on with the salty fish anymore. Since I took the top [-], I have experienced a period of ups and downs in my mentality. I am both happy and panic. I know that I am not worthy of this title. All of this is because of you.

@公子夜神: I love, love, love you very much, good night.

I didn’t quite understand the previous few sentences. It sounds like you’re planning to make gourmet food when you’re learning new things and don’t want to be salty anymore?But it was music, which was a bit confusing.

But later I understand.

Xie Lan's impression of this person is indeed similar to what Dou Sheng's fans said, and his "image" is very good.From a professional point of view, maintaining a close relationship with fans in this industry is a matter of course, and should even be worthy of recognition.

But it is estimated that there is a big cat filter, Xie Lan thinks this person is hypocritical.

He sighed, and decided to scroll through Dou Sheng's Weibo before going to bed.

——Someone who said goodnight more than ten minutes ago just sent another one.

@仙世少巧巡刀: Hey, I’ve explained it all, and it’s endless. What I’m talking about just now is that those who asked other people under the guise of asking cats, why are they so annoying, have they never been beaten by me?

"..."

That person: I love, love, love you so much.

The guy next door: Why is it so annoying, have you never been beaten by me?

Xie Lan rolled her eyes for the second time tonight towards the ceiling.