Million UP school god plays me every day

Today's end of school is more eerie and quiet than usual.

There was a lot of noise outside the corridor, but the owls in the fourth class were collectively well-behaved, quietly packed their schoolbags, and spoke in a subdued voice, as if a tsunami vortex was about to usher in the depths.

In the center of the vortex, Xie Lan threw his schoolbag behind him, turned and walked out.

Dou Sheng also followed behind with his bag on.

Both of them had copy-pasted depression on their faces.

From the stalemate in the class to the front playground, Dou Sheng slowly tore open a hole.

"So—when did you start to suspect?"

Xie Lan remained silent.

"I shouldn't have revealed anything. I told Che Ziming and the others earlier, and MR.X also made an agreement. I also checked with him. We were right about everything from the setting to the tableware in the bolognese video. You Where do you see the problem?"

No wonder the list can't be found, and each other has been canceled.

Witty bitch.

Xie Lan kept silent, and Dou Sheng frowned unconsciously.

After a while, he said calmly again: "It's quite a strategy, you can come up with such a trick. In order to take off my vest, even go to the stage to check?"

Xie Lan looked ahead, "No way."

"I used to think you were thin-skinned." Dou Sheng twitched the corner of his mouth.

Xie Lan replied with a smile, "I thought you were a human being."

"..." Dou Sheng was a little displeased, "Why are you still swearing?"

The distance between the two changed with their chaotic footsteps, until they walked out of the school gate, Xie Lan paused, "What are you guilty of? Why didn't you tell me your ID?"

Dou Sheng paused slightly when he heard the words.

Regarding the matter of the cousin, say it is big or small.

He didn't say it all the time, because he felt that Xie Lan's temperament might care. Not everyone can laugh at the gender misunderstanding of 100 million people. He has a thick skin and his fans are used to it, but Xie Lan is hard to say.

He knows his group of fans too well, and suddenly clarified that his cousin is a man, he has to say that he will do anything to hide the beauty in the golden house, so it is better to stop for half a month and then "inadvertently" mention that she has returned to the UK, and expose it properly.Now let Xie Lan know that it won't help the matter, except to add trouble to him for nothing, it won't do anything at all.

and!You can't blame him too much for misidentifying a man and a woman at the beginning. Just in the photo with the hairpin pinned, Xie Lan still looks pretty, fair, clean and cute, so it's not too much to recognize as a little girl, right?

Dou Sheng quickly recalled his video comment area, which should be relatively clean, so he wrote lightly: "At that time, the picture one was fun, don't be too nervous."

Xie Lan turned to look at him when he heard the words, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Seriously?"

Dou Sheng hummed.

"Cheating ghosts." Xie Lan sneered, "Forget it, I will figure it out myself."

Neither of them spoke in the car.

Sitting in the last row together, each leaning against the door on one side, Dou Sheng put on his earphones and lowered his head to browse station B, while Xie Lan looked out the window expressionlessly.

He was a little confused.

When I first saw through Dou Sheng's fake vest, I was not so awkward.He could feel that Dou Sheng was in a complicated mood, he probably felt guilty, and also a little embarrassed and unhappy about being poked face to face.He was also, a little angry, and seemed a little subtly unreasonable.

Zhao Wenying baked a sweet chiffon cake for supper, but Dou Sheng only passed by the kitchen and glanced indifferently, saying that he was not hungry, and then went upstairs. Xie Lan took a bite perfunctorily, and waited for Dou Sheng to close the door upstairs, He also got up and said to go back to the room.

Zhao Wenying went upstairs and knocked on Dou Sheng's door, "Did you two quarrel?"

No one answered.

"No." Xie Lan stood at the door and said vaguely, "Aunt Zhao, go to bed early."

Zhao Wenying clicked his tongue strangely, "No way, two teenage boys can still be awkward?"

She laughed for a long time, "It's alright, we are brothers under the same roof, don't make any troubles, it really hurts feelings."

Xie Lan said in a low voice: "I don't fight with liars."

The door opened suddenly, and Dou Sheng asked, "Who are you calling a liar?"

His voice was really irritated and fierce. Xie Lan was taken aback for a moment, and immediately asked, "Isn't it you?"

"Hey, okay, okay." Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhao Wenying immediately squeezed between the two of them to stop, but the 1.6-meter woman stood between the two 1.8-meter boys, which could not block the line of sight, so she had to Weakly raised his hands and waved them back and forth, like a windshield wiper.

Although there is a very hard-working adult in the middle, the two can still feel each other's ferocity from a short distance away.

In addition to fierceness, there is also the tension of half a child's temper welling up on the verge of breaking out.

Dou Sheng is very fierce, Xie Lan is even more fierce, they stare at each other, neither of them is willing to let go first.

In the end, it was Dou Sheng who looked away first, and said coldly: "It's up to you to think about it, I don't bother to talk to you."

"Follow you." Xie Lan turned around at the same time, "Flowers are intentional, flowing water is ruthless."

Dou Sheng, who had already stepped over the threshold with one foot, almost tripped.

Zhao Wenying said in shock: "Lan Lan, who taught you this, who is Luo Hua?"

"It's him."

"It's him."

Dou Sheng raised his foot and kicked the door, half-spoken in the door, "If you hold an idiom dictionary, you will know how to recite it blindly."

"None of your business." Xie Lan couldn't hold back his words in English, and then he said slowly, "From now on, everyone will sweep the front of the door!"

Dou Sheng raised his voice inside: "Everyone is sweeping the snow in front of the door!"

"Sweep whatever you like."

Xie Lan went back to the room out of breath and closed the door.

Fucking bitch.

Annoyed, he put on his earphones, turned on the local news, and grabbed a piece of paper and a pen to take shorthand notes.

The voice of the hostess' tablet sounded.

"A handsome 25-year-old boy angrily deleted his girlfriend's doctoral dissertation because of love and hatred."

"The programmer was dissatisfied with Lori's girlfriend who was too clingy and sent her to kindergarten."

"Two gangs of stray cats fought in Hongqi Lane, causing dozens of elderly people to watch."

I can't keep up with a sentence, and I can't do listening when I'm in a bad mood.

He looked down at his paper, the first two sentences were blank, and the last sentence was messed up.

——The big cat and the second cat fought, causing ten Zhao Wenyings to watch.

What a mess.

Xie Lan fiddled with the mobile phone for a long time, and his eyes fell on the small pink TV, and his excitement suddenly stopped.

Click on the APP and search for "the most handsome man in the world".

Sure enough, the number of fans is 101W, and the profile picture is an ordinary bean, which is the same as WeChat.

Xie Lan casually clicked on it.

Dou Sheng's UP career has been two years, and he has contributed more than 100 videos, including games, life, music, animation, digital learning...all of them.

The content of the video is very complicated, or very arbitrary.Two years ago, the first video was a sharing of photography skills, followed by two game reviews, both of which were played 800 to 300 times. The fourth video, which should be regarded as a "debut" work, was voted in the learning area, with 100 million views, [-] million views. Wan Zan, [-] million coins, so terrifying.

——"One year from [-] in the school year to the number one in the senior high school entrance examination"

Xie Lan was stunned for a while when he saw the title.

The video is a PPT that is automatically shown. It uses a template with a pattern of phoenix leaves. The map is organized according to the review method and the amount of questions for each stage. The method of each stage corresponds to a report card, and the method is adjusted more and more. The faster the test, the more intensive the test, the rising curve of the score is frightening, from 500, to 220, 130, 80, 40, 20, 5, 3, 2 - the last time is the high school entrance examination, the city's first.

Xie Lan was numb for a while looking at the small screenshot of the final score check, and was shocked to realize that it had been completely substituted, and then broke out in a sweat.

Then a hand appeared on the screen, a very familiar hand, for comparison.

There are two lines of words in the fade-out lens——

- There are few things in junior high school, and you can rush quickly if you have a good method.

- But the premise is to save energy and have light.

This video is still Dou Sheng's most played video.

After that, Dou Sheng's videos became more and more tricky.

There are daily VLOGs, trips with Zhao Wenying, following the trend to evaluate dirty bags, playing horror games late at night, writing lyrics and singing anime OP...

He wanted to make a record of his small business. Last summer, he set up an omelette stall for two weeks, but was forced to close down due to the pressure of urban management.

I wanted to shoot the life of stray cats, so I strapped a gopro to Mimi, broke three cameras, and finally got only 8 minutes of footage.

He wanted to take pictures of the sound of heavy rain hitting the leaves of sycamore trees, so he waited until one rainy night, biting the electric rod with his mouth, and went out without opening the umbrella and carrying the camera. Miraculously, amidst the overwhelming sound of rainstorm, he actually recorded the rain for him Hit the subtle, crisp difference of sycamore.

Dou Sheng had a hundred strange thoughts, so there are a hundred strange videos.

very free.

Xie Lan turned up one by one, BGM, storyboards, scenes, story sense, foreshadowing turning points... The videos are getting better and better.

But he soon saw a wave of fluctuation.

It started about three or four months ago, and the types of videos became monotonous, basically game reviews.

The game evaluation playback volume is very stable, and it is not easy to make mistakes, but it is much inferior to the previous youth Xianyi Numa.And the root of all this is the vlog in mid-December last year. The mood in the vlog was obviously not high, and the comment area was covered with thousands of floors.

- Don't be sad, Douzi will be a hundred next year

-Why, didn't you let the wind say that the UP master of the miscellaneous cast will give Douzi

- I don’t understand, the total data is more than gzys

-The video theme of the main gzys is completely copied from beans

-It doesn’t constitute plagiarism, don’t talk nonsense, this is at most a follower, it disgusts you but you didn’t do it

-Gzys, did you read that Weibo post, "Thank you for the humility of the same type of UP master", I can go to his

-Hey, gzys has a high degree of cooperation with official activities, and the character design is also safe. In fact, many passers-by think that Douzi is too crazy and skinny

- Really only my family members know how good Dou Zi is, 555 feels distressed

It took Xie Lan a lot of effort to finally figure out that gzys is "Young Master Ye Shen."

Yisou, 110W fans, last year's top [-] UP master certification, the variety of submission types is similar to that of Dou Sheng, and the personal information column also writes high school students.The previous video basically followed Dou Sheng's topic selection, and only after winning the Top [-] did it gradually have its own content.

After studying this passage, Xie Lan suddenly felt his legs go numb, and accidentally browsed Station B for more than two hours. The white paper in front of him was full of numbers and time nodes written down by hand, and he subconsciously sorted out Dou Sheng's career line.

After all, this is also his major, and in this regard, he is quite ambitious.

In the latest video, both Gongzi Yeshen and Dou Sheng contributed "Dialect".Ye Shen flew to more than a dozen cities to find passers-by to record dialect Solitaire, and the drone camera shot up sharply. The great rivers and mountains and the people are really very hardworking. 124 million plays, 12 likes, 8 coins.

Dou Sheng's video is very plain. In addition to the materials recorded with Xie Lan that night, there are also some dialects of his hometown recorded by other students without showing their faces. Using montage techniques, they piece together a discrete but unified story line about hometown, ancestors and roots.

Without the big cat filter, Xie Lan also thinks that Dou Sheng's works are more artistic, and the simple production ideas are more striking.

But in terms of data now, Dou Sheng is slightly weaker, with 98 plays, 12 likes, and 7 coins.

Xie Lan frowned hard, and hissed in disbelief.

Tuk Tuk.

The door rang.

Xie Lan glanced at the 00:25 on the top of the phone, paused before asking, "Who?"

"I."

Dou Sheng's tone has returned to calm, "Come in."

I don't know if it's because it's quiet in the night and it's not good to make noise, or Dou Sheng himself has calmed down, and the fierce big cat look just now is gone.

"Well, for today's deal, I sent you something."

He said, putting down a stack of bound materials.

Xie Lan was stunned for a while before realizing that it was the "classic argument for composition" that Yu Fei got in exchange for catching the cat.

"Ah." Xie Lan said dryly, "Thanks, let it go."

"Have you eaten yet?" Dou Sheng asked standing at the door, "I just went down to pick up the refrigerator, and I took too much, do you want it?"

Xie Lan was taken aback, "What are you taking?"

Dou Sheng put the chiffon cake and a piece of cocoa milk on his bedside table, and muttered, "Eat it if you want it, and leave it if you don't want it."

Xie Lan looked away, "Yes."

After a while, Dou Sheng said, "I fell asleep."

Xie Lan didn't say a word, Dou Sheng went out and turned back, whispering, "I was a little angry just now, don't be angry, I was wrong in the first place."

"I'm not angry." Xie Lan lowered his head and quickly wrote the British ballad pussycat on the white paper, pointing to the earphones, "I'm practicing Chinese listening and I'm busy."

"Oh." Dou Sheng curled his lips and closed the door for him.

It took a while for the people to leave before Xie Lan put down his pen.

He went to the bedside table, ate the cake with a fork, and poured two mouthfuls of cocoa milk, which was cold, and the stale breath in his chest was drowned by the milk.

Some people have finally awakened their humanity and know that they have no reason.

Humph.

Xie Lan pouted at the wall separating the two rooms.

For Cocoa's sake - he said to himself.

He picked up his phone again, clicked on the dialect video of the most handsome Dou in the world, and slowly and lightly placed his fingers on the small button for likes, pausing——

The pink progress circle slowly wraps around the coin icon, turns around, blings and glows, then disappears.

Three consecutive recommendation success!

Xie Lan snorted at the Douzi profile picture on the screen, "I'm fine."