When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

sugar daddy...

The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "Are there any sugar daddies like you?"

How can someone else's sugar daddy be so simple and rude, at least I have to seduce...

But looking at the guy in front of him who was laughing heartlessly, Wen Luheng could only kill those Qisi who couldn't appear.

"This is called the New Sugar Daddy Technique~"

On the shoulder is the head of the sweetheart, and the hair of the object gently caresses on his neck with the breeze, plucking at his heartstrings.

Wen Luheng had mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

Some heartless guy, completely unaware that something is wrong with his little friend.

After eating, the two set off again to travel nearby.

The afternoon sun was very bright, even with a peaked cap on, Cheng Xiexing still felt very stuffy.

"I feel like I'm about to melt." Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Wen Luheng took out a pack of tissues from his trouser pocket and handed it over.

"We can find an indoor scenic spot to see."

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded lightly, took out the manual and continued to check.

His gaze quickly locked on to a museum of Nanyue kings, which were filled with funerary objects from the tomb.

Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips: "That's it. Generally, there are air conditioners in the museum, and the theme of the tomb is very refreshing~"

"Go ahead. If you melted and lay across the street, you'd block traffic."

Cheng Xiexing: "...Don't worry, I won't. If I melt, I won't paralyze on the street and cause trouble for others. I'll just hang on to you and drag you down~"

Cheng Xiexing, who was bullied, also unceremoniously started hurting each other with his friends.

The two reached an agreement and went to the museum together.

Tickets are very cheap, but because of their temporary decision, they didn't watch the explanation time of the museum commentator, so they can only look at the sign on the museum to learn about these cultural relics.

"Luheng, you are so rich, you should be like the ancient emperors, build your own mausoleum in advance, right?" Cheng Xiexing groped his chin, "Didn't you store a bunch of calligraphy, paintings and antiques? When the time comes, put them inside and wait until the time comes." Thousands of years later, someone will dig your…”

Wen Luheng raised his fingers and gave him a chestnut.

"Don't you want your head anymore?"

Cheng Xiexing smiled awkwardly: "I, I just made a small assumption."

"I think your wings are hard, so you almost take them off and cook them in braised sauce." Wen Luheng said quietly, casting a sideways glance at him.

Cheng Xiexing had no choice but to close his mouth obediently by grinding his teeth.

However, before they started shopping, they saw two acquaintances.One is Liu Shuangshuang, and the other is also a guest of the program group.

The four looked at each other and looked at each other.

Liu Shuangshuang teamed up with that male guest to make money that day, but their business ability is not good, and the amount of money per capita is the last.Coupled with the fact that the director is a swindler, they are not allowed to find unknown places to eat. They are under great pressure to spend money, and they also choose cheap places to visit.

Tickets for government-run museums like this are relatively cheap, suitable for those who are in financial distress.

"We've met anyway, why don't we go together?" Cheng Xiexing waved happily.

I didn't shut up just now and offended my little friend.At this time, it's just right to have a few more outsiders, so that the little friends won't clean him up easily~

In some respects, Cheng Xiexing is simply an elf!

Liu Shuangshuang and the male guest smiled awkwardly, but they didn't refuse. Instead, they forced a smile and went shopping with them.

Liu Shuangshuang's smile is very sweet, radiant and full of superstars.

She seemed happy, but she couldn't stop roaring in her heart.

Who the hell likes to work with a boss?Cheng Xiexing is such a jerk, if you meet him, nothing good will happen!

Obviously Cheng Xie Xing and Wen Luheng are both gay in the gay world, why are you asking them to be together?Wouldn't it be better to make light bulbs without them? !

Wen Luheng's eyes dimmed, but he didn't say much.

Although he didn't directly refuse, he still didn't welcome these light bulbs.Unlike the crew, these people communicated with them directly, which was very in the way.

The museum is very large, and there are various ancient tomb objects in the glass counter, which is dazzling.

Cheng Xiexing glanced and found several blue knives on the counter.

"Lu Heng, come over and have a look. The ancient knives are too blunt, it takes a long time to cut a chicken leg with this thing?" Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips.

Look at the thick edge. Fortunately, I didn't live in ancient times, otherwise I would have to wait until I starved to death for a meal!

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "This is a knife coin, an ancient money."

Cheng Xiexing: "...he is a king anyway, why don't he use gold."

Wen Luheng raised his forehead: "This Nanyue king is..."

Wen Luheng was born in a scholarly family, and there are many hamsters in the family.Wen Luheng has read extensively since he was a child, and has a very rich reserve of knowledge.

He talked eloquently and told Cheng Xiexing about the style of that era.

Cheng Xiexing was still staring at his pocket: "You know all of this, isn't it too strong? Who is this, I have never seen it in any history books."

As a scumbag, Cheng Xiexing couldn't even remember those famous people in history, let alone people who never appeared in history books.

Liu Shuangshuang and the male guest were also surprised, and at the same time felt that there might not be much scenes in this issue.

The gold master's father is so good, even if he doesn't open the back door, he can still grab a bunch of shots with his outstanding performance!

"Luheng, you are so good." Cheng Xiexing pointed at Liu Shuangshuang and others next to him, "Look at them, they are all shocked by you. If you introduce more things, maybe they They will all become your fans."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "What about you? You are about to become my fan."

"Yes, I was conquered by you in place and became a little fan."

Cheng Xiexing said with a smile, with a bright smile, as if there was no haze in the slightest.

On the contrary, Wen Luheng didn't know whether to cry or laugh when he saw his innocent appearance.

"As a fan, shouldn't you show something?" Wen Luheng said casually.

Cheng Xiexing tilted his head: "Oh, I don't have a notebook with me now. When I go back, I will take a notebook and ask you to sign it."

"Okay, I'll wait."

Wen Luheng put his pocket in one hand and continued to explain to the little fans.

Although he didn't come over according to the commentary work time, Cheng Xiexing still enjoyed the luxurious commentary service.

Cheng Xiexing felt that the man in front of him seemed to be shining, it was simply too strong!

In contrast, I seem to be worthless except for my looks, appetite and interesting soul!

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After a day of travel, the two returned to the hotel to rest.

This is the end of the recording in this city.

Cheng Xiexing had long forgotten about the autograph joke.

A new idol, since the dinner started, has been looking at the little fans frequently, looking forward to what will happen after returning to the hotel.

However, Wen Luheng waited in the room for a long time, but did not hear the knock on the door.

After hesitating for a while, Wen Luheng couldn't hold back and took the initiative to find Cheng Xiexing.

Hearing his friend's voice, Cheng Xiexing quickly came over and opened the door.

"It's a coincidence that you came. I just finished one game. If you come later, I will open another game. How can I open the door for you then?"

When Wen Luheng heard this, his face turned dark instantly.

"I've never seen fans who welcome idols like this."

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "I was just joking. Do you really want to be an idol?"

Eh, he must have guessed right, right?

Otherwise, Wen Luheng, a big boss, has so many businesses not to deal with, why come such a little-known program group to come here?

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiexing took a post-it note from the desktop and handed it to Wen Luheng.

"I announce that I am now your first fan. Idol, please sign me~"

Luheng treated him so well, he should reciprocate.Since Luheng wants to be an idol, then he will help out and let Luheng experience the thrill of being sought after by fans!

Cheng Xiexing slightly raised his head, looking expectantly at the man in front of him.

There was light in his eyes, as if he was looking at his only salvation.

Wen Lvheng's heart twitched slightly.

Even though he knew that Cheng Xiexing was not really in love with him, he still couldn't help it...

Wen Luheng unconsciously took the note and signed it.In addition, he also left a blessing like a star.

[I wish you find a sweetheart, from now on you will love each other, and your life will be smooth. 】

Cheng Xiexing was stunned when he saw it.

"You single dog, do you still care about my lifelong affairs?" Cheng Xiexing giggled, "If you continue to tease me about this kind of thing, believe it or not, I will urge you to get married too?"

"Marriage urging? You're on my marriage certificate, aren't you?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

Cheng Xiexing waved his hand.

"I might end up in court one day, what's the difference?" Cheng Xiexing threw himself on the big bed and rolled over, "I'm just your tool man. When you have a sweetheart, you will be with him." Qingqing, me, fuck the bed~"

Cheng Xiexing smirked and rolled around on the bed.

If he didn't know that this guy had no intention of seducing him, Wen Luheng would have fulfilled the little goblin's "wish" and would have done him right away!

Wen Luheng went to the bed and sat down, quietly looking at the person in front of him.

"Have you ever heard a joke? A boy enters a science university. In the first year, he wants to find a girl he likes; in the second year, as long as it is a girl; Four years..."

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "Senior, I think you are very good."

"Lu Heng, you have power and power, but you don't have any kind of person. You shouldn't just let it go, right?"

Wen Luheng stretched out his hand and rubbed his head: "A lot of people come for my money, how can I be so picky? Maybe, in the end, I will give up looking for true love and just make up with you."

Test and test to see if your sweetheart rejects you.

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "Then you may be disappointed. I also love money. If you transfer 10 to me, I will take it off now!"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows, picked up his phone, and directly transferred 10 yuan to him.

Seeing the incoming text message, Cheng Xiexing was stunned for a moment.

After the calf, this joke is too big!